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<b><font size=3 color=red>Joke for 08/18/25</font></b><br><br> 
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He 
decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said that since Christmas was 
coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him. If he cussed 
he should leave a pile of dog shit in place of the gift.
<p>Two days before Christmas Johnny's dad asked Johnny what he wanted. Johnny 
  said, &quot;I want a goddamned teddy-bear laying right fuckin here beside me 
  when I wake-up Christmas morning. Then when I go downstairs I want to see a 
  motherfuckin' train going around the goddamned tree, and when I go outside I 
  want to see a red-assed fuckin' bike leaning up against the damn garage!&quot;</p>
<p>Christmas morning Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a big pile of 
  dog shit. Confused, he walked downstairs and saw a bunch of dog shit around 
  the Christmas tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile 
  of dog shit by the garage. When he walked back in side with a curious look on 
  his face, his dad smiled and asked, &quot;So Johnny, what did Santa bring you 
  this year?&quot;</p>
<p>Johnny replied, &quot;I think I got a goddamned dog but I can't find the son 
  of a bitch.&quot;</p>