Two guys crash land on an island infested with cannibals. 
<p>They get captured and dragged back to village, where the cannibal chief then 
  comes out and says, &quot;You outsiders have trespassed onto my island! For 
  this you must face: Death, or MAMBO!&quot;</p>
<p>The two guys are like, what is mambo?</p>
<p>The chief replies, Mambo is every man in the village comes and fucks you in 
  the ass.</p>
<p>So He turns to the first guy, What do you choose...</p>
<p>Well the guy thinks about it and say, Well, I wanna live, so give me mambo. 
</p>
<p>So the three day long ritual begins, and they fuck him in the ass! By now the 
  second guy is like holy shit!</p>
<p>the ritual ends and the chief releases the first guy.</p>
<p>Now he turns to the second guy, what do you choose... death.. or MAMBO!?</p>
<p>Second guys says, &quot;Fuck that! I'd rather die!&quot;</p>
<p>IT HAS BEEN SPOKEN, Death by MAMBO!</p>
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