Q: How do you kill a retard?
A: Give him a knife and say "Who's special?"

Q. Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
A. You only have to teach them how to take off.

Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.

Q: How do you break up the "Million Man March"?
A: Fly overhead with helicopters and drop job applications.

Q: What do you call Vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar.

Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.

Q: Why are there only two pallbearers at a black guys funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.

Q: What kind of bees make milk?
A: A: BOO-BEES

Q: What do you call a black lady who complains?
A: A Nagger.

Q: Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
A: So he could beat the crowd.

Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Q: Did you hear about the black who died yesterday on Rt. 80?
A: He stuck his head out of the window at 100 mph and his lips beat him to death.

Q: How do you kill 50 flys?
A: Hit a Somalian in the face with a shovel.

Q: How do they say "fuck you" in Los Angeles?
A: Trust me.

Q: How many blacks does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, it's a woman's job.

Q: Who are the two most famous black women in history?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mutha Fucker.

Q: Who is the best Jewish cook?
A: Hitler.

Q: Why don't people in Thailand take baths?
A: Because they wash-up on shore.

Q: What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
A: The back of my hand.

Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Q: How man Sorority members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, One to screw it in, and one to take a picture.

Q: Whats the difference between 9/11 and the Tsunami?
A: About 97,000 more people I don't know or care about.

Q: What's white and goes up?
A: A snowflake with downs