Two guys are sitting next to each other on an airplane. As the plane gets in the 
air, one turns to the other and says, "You know, the most embarrassing thing 
happened to me this morning. I went to get my ticket from the woman at the counter, 
who just happened to be the most gorgeous woman I've ever lain my eyes upon, and 
instead of asking for 'Two tickets to Pittsburgh', I said, 'Two pickets to Tittsburg'."
<p>They shared a chuckle over this and the other man responded, &quot;That's the 
  damnedest thing. Something like that happened with my wife and me at breakfast 
  this morning. </p>
<p>I meant to ask her to 'Please pass the Post Porridge,' but it came out, 'YOU 
  FUCKING BITCH, YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE.'&quot;</p>
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