A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"
She says, "Yes.. My husband and I use it all the time."
"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"
"We use it for sex."
The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge.
But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?
The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."
» Happy New Year faggots! posted on 12/31/08 by Opie
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Wait until to see the sexiness behind this door.
PERIOD MOTHER FUCKER!
Horrible song but she's hot and he's a douche.
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A Jew, a Muslim and a nigger are walking through the countryside late at night, when they come across a farm. They knock on the door and ask the farmer if he has any rooms that they can use for the night. The farmer informs them that he only has two rooms, but he also has a barn.
The Jew decides he will sleep in the barn. Five minutes later, there is a knock at the farm house door, and the Jew is stood outside.
"I am sorry, but I cannot sleep in that barn. There are pigs in there, and we consider them to be dirty animals. I cannot sleep under the same roof as them"
So the Muslim goes off to sleep in the barn. Five minutes later, there is another knock at the farm house door. The Muslim is stood outside.
"I'm sorry, but there are pigs in the barn, and my religion considers them to be dirty animals, so I cannot sleep under the same roof as them"
Finally, off goes the nigger to sleep in the barn.
Five minutes later, there is a knock on the farm house door. The farmer opens the door and finds all his pigs stood on the doorstep...
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