[ Daily Joke ]
Joke for 04/20/19
Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal.
The guy has no arms.
As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how
the poor wretch is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and starts to leave when
the man asks Bob to help him out.
Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you." The man
asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?"
Bob says, "OK." Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for
Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK." Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds
of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks
Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then
shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.
The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it." Bob says,
"No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?" The guy pulls
his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching