» A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
posted on 10/14/05 by Opie
Everyone watch Trading Spouses. (This bitch is CRAZY)
How did he not kill him? Amateur..
OH THAT'S NEAT MANG!
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender can't help but stare at the guy because in contrast to his large muscles, the man has a head that is the size of an orange.
The bartender hands the guy his beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! But I have a question, why is your head so small?"
The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times. "One day," he begins, "I was hunting and got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help. I followed the cries and they led me to a frog that was sitting next to a stream."
"No shit?" says the bartender, thoroughly intrigued.
"Yeah, so I picked up the frog and it said, Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you three wishes."
I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.
She said, "You now have three wishes."
I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, "I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger."
She nodded, snapped her fingers, and POOF there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!
She then asked, "What will be your second wish?"
"What next?" begged the bartender.
I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream." She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. We made love right there by that stream for hours!
Afterwords, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?"
I looked at her and replied, "How 'bout a little head?"
DAMN uh.. NIGER?
Good to know.
Bad thing is that it's true.
Wonder if they noticed?
- FFL -
- Hot Babe.
- Crazy shirts!
- Poop Today.
- Pretty in pink.
- Short porn clip.
- Play Connect 4!
- Hot blonde babe.
- Two girls fighting.
- Colossus Mystery.
- Airplane graveyards.
- Smurfs blown up? No.
- Mmmm, check her out.
- Hit air balloon accident.
- Mob ordered hit on JKF?
- The Colossus Whisperer.
- He looks like a little baby.
- Come onnnnn ASIAN TITTA!
- This is just a little bit crazy.
- Like.. The coolest thing ever.
- Skinny dipping in the wrong place.
- Chick eats giant spider on Fear Factor.
- You should have fun with this fish game.
- Someone should tell her about abortions.
- That new Black Eye Peas video. (I'd do her)
- Thinking about suicide? I'm here to help.. You succeed.
- "If I give a guy head and I swallow, can I become pregnant?"
- This guy can dance. (It gets funny after you watch for a few)
» Internet fun
posted on 10/12/05 by Opie
W.O.W time.. All that ass inside them jeans.
This girl is crazy. (P.S. I'd do her)
Cheap shot. (No so good quality)
Mark your calendar for next Saturday.
As you may know, it's a sin for a Taliban male to see a woman other than his wife, naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So this Saturday at 4 P.M. eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to weed out any terrorists in your neighborhood. Circling the block for one hour is suggested for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove they are not Taliban, and to show support for American women. Since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six pack beside your seat is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The U S government appreciates your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America.
- FFL -
- Driving game.
- Well... NO shit.
- Beautiful Lady.
- Fixing cars huh?
- Internet dating.
- Look at that cigar.
- Crazy myspace hack.
- Pretty hard bike fall.
- She's playing with it.
- Hurricane Katrina rants.
- Niggardly.. hmm, I like it.
- Small bonus W.O.W clip...
- Some great looking bikinis.
- You guys like Brianna Banks?
- Get yourself some cool shirts.
- There be porn here.. For free.
- Wasn't he on the Wonder Years?
- That magic guy walks through glass.
- Call me stupid, but I don't get this game.
- Gay Props f/ Richard fucking Simmons.
- Check out this autopsy, not nasty I swear.
- Another Nazi Nigger trailer. (That porn site)
- Hobbit-sized humans, Just call them midgets.
- You'll either laugh or be like "WTF, Damn him".
- This looter guy sure is famous... FOR STEALING.
- Google SMS.. They are just thinking shit up now.
- Every Mortal Kombat/Old school game fan should watch.
» Posting for idiots
posted on 10/10/05 by Opie
Got the forum server fixed and here's Monday's post as promised:
Also don't used that stupid firefox to view videos, use IE. I will put a different script up ONE day though.
Not the Daddy. (Black people are funny)
Little cock tease.
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly
gates, St. Peter asks them each one question: "How many times
have you cheated on your wife?"
The first one answers "Never!" St. Peter checks the books,
discovers the man is correct and gives him a Rolls-Royce to
drive during his stay in heaven.
The second man answers "Oh, about 25-30 times." He is given a
Ford Pinto and sent on his way.
The third man answers "Maybe 400-500 times" and is assigned a
bicycle. A few months later, the three meet up and the Pinto
driver, and the bicycle rider notice the Rolls-Royce man has a
long drawn-out sad look on his face. Puzzled, the other two
query him as to "why the sad face?".
Mr. Rolls just looked at them and said, "I just saw my wife,
she was on a skateboard!"
Getting pussy at an early age.. (I know that picture is wrong)
For da womens.
Just think if it was a crab, how funny would that be?
Oh my gosh, it's a tittie.
- FFL -
- True babes.
- Happy Walrus.
- Hottie on fire.
- Pussy Whipped.
- Play some 9 ball.
- He's no Biker Boy.
- Abortions? Uh oh.
- Nikkie gets naked.
- Multiple nipples!!!
- Work for Al Qaeda.
- Lesbian school girls.
- Nip Slip Compilation.
- Great company name.
- Jessica Alba isn't trash.
- Snake eats a cat.. Yes!
- Assassinated by a sword.
- Peter Griffin's ecstasy trip.
- Who likes kissing smokers?
- Peeing on babies is crazy!
- Kids killing for toys. Hmmm..
- All you do is jump in this game.
- You guys want some of this huh?
- That could be a lot of man butter.
- Jessica Alba's see-through dress.
- Have a spinner as an exhaust tip.
- A bunch of Mitch Hedberg videos.
- They might want to change this name.
- Keira Knightley gives a guy a lap dance.
- Who is this guy showing with my womens?
- Natalie Portman's favorite naughty word.
- George Bush doesn't like black people. (REMIX)
» Ta da.. der
posted on 10/07/05 by Opie
Last months archives are up and the Dailybabes have been updated.
No post Monday because the forums server was fucking up and still is. Will have some stuff Tuesday/Wed/Friday though.
These guys are crazy.
Plug Get a free iPod Nano. Just sign up, complete a free offer (Real Rhapsody gives INSTANT credit but costs $1), refer 5 friends to do the same and it's yours free!100% legit.
Not the fist!
Remember the Janet Jackson nude pictures? Video.
This was actually funny.
Clip from Jenny's new movie. (Boob involved)
People are dumb.
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"
The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate'. Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."
Little Johnny, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"
Gator vs Python
Read the story here
A plane crashes in the middle of the ocean and the four survivors, three men and a woman, wash up on a deserted island. They set up camp and wait. Weeks go by. They're all getting pretty horny at this point so they come up with a plan that is fair to everyone: The guys will take turns and each will get the girl every third night.
Months go by and everything is working out well. The guys are getting enough to keep them happy and the woman is happy to be getting drilled every night. Then, one day, the three men wake up to find the woman dead!
A month goes by and things are pretty normal.
Another month goes by and things are starting to get a little sketchy.
A third month goes by and things are getting out of hand.
A fourth month goes by and things are downright disgusting.
The fifth month goes by and they bury her.
More cow vs dog pictures.
That's a tattoo
Germans are silly... Zeig Heil!
I think that hurt.
Now only if I had two..
The way the British royal family keeps itself German.It is illegal for any member of the British family to marry anyone who isn't a blood relative. (Thanks to the 'Royal marriage act' of 1716) Even lady diana was a distant cousin.
- FFL -
- Hot Babe.
- WTF is this?
- Boob Airbag.
- Strip bowling.
- Bad ass boxer.
- New wonderbra!
- Big ass buildings.
- Dork machninima.
- Britney sex tape?
- Internet dating 101.
- Blind dates are fun.
- Check out these titties.
- Sexy girl licks the bowl.
- Hot Kate and Wild Raven.
- Hey look, it's a sex video.
- Cock teasers are the worst.
- Haha, now that's wrestling.
- Easy game to play, hooray.
- Maria Sharapova’s ass crack.
- More cool sidewalk chalk art.
- DVD cover quiz game.. thingy.
- Play some sluts! I mean slots.
- War of the Worlds (In 30 seconds)
- Learn how to carve a pumpkin. der der
- Prosthetic testicles for neutered dogs.
- People still saying Harry Potter is gay?
- Izabella Miko getting dirty with a big bat
- Who the fuck would want a Coolio poster?
- This girl thinks she's still fat. (Read in the thread too)
- There aren't any Aliens and there isn't a Santa Claus.
- Watch live surgical broadcast. (Come onnnn boob job!)
» Small post #2
posted on 10/05/05 by Opie
Not really busy, just lazy this week for some reason. Check out the archives tonight.
Honey, I Killed the Geezer.
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause its soooooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she!"
» Just a little bit today.
posted on 10/03/05 by Opie
Meteor caught on tape?
I wonder what it is?
Looks like fun.
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
- FFL -
- True babes.
- Kim Yoo Suk.
- What the fuck?
- Three hot girls.
- Petra Nemcova.
- Santa got paid.
- Peeping Thongs.
- Cool shirts for ya.
- And she's hot too..
- Girls in the.. WOODS.
- Parallel Parking is fun.
- Sex over the Internet.
- Who doesn't like Mr. T?
- Tittie and pussy pumps.
- What a gay looking car.
- Check out the warning.
- Great name - no results.
- Redneck porking perversion.
- Surfing game on the Internet!
- Who wants a little bit of this?
- Awesome fight compilation video.
- Make websites go faster? (Google)
- The plot of this movie is just horrid.
- Teen caught own killing on videotape.
- Video of Kate Moss doing lines of coke.
- Leave "I O U"s at toll roads.. AND more!
- Midgets don't sure the Internet, do they?
- Dogs are used as shark bait.. That's crazy.
- Der, American rips off a lot of foreign movies.
- Would you have sex with this for $1,000,000?
- Remember the weatherman that said Japan caused the Hurricanes?