» here you go
posted on 10/17/08 by Opie
She's a great singer but..
A dick on my back!
I hate nature.
This man is smart.
At the end of the fucking day!!
Sniper Vs Rats.
The song lyrics are pretty.
After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform.
He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind" and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, he confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witchdoctor.
The witchdoctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
The witchdoctor says "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witchdoctor "What happens when it's over?" The witchdoctor says "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says "123," and suddenly he gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?"
I hope this guy can fight.
I wonder how long that took.
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[NSFW] - Wet sluts.
[NSFW] - Amateur sex.
[ SFW ] - Porn reviews.
[ SFW ] - Chef Tribute.
[ SFW ] - Hit with a brick..?
[ SFW ] - Yesterday was hell.
[ SFW ] - Nice. Nice.. And Nice.
[ SFW ] - Girls at your doorstep.
[ SFW ] - Light bulb to the face.
[ SFW ] - If Palin was President..
[ SFW ] - McDonalds menu rap.. K.
[ SFW ] - I'm gonna marry that girl.
[NSFW] - She'll probably pass now.
[ SFW ] - Wii Fit Kamasutra Edition.
[ SFW ] - Hey Britney got hot again.
[ SFW ] - Hey he's a funny comedian.
[ SFW ] - Boobs with oil are even better.
[NSFW] - What is going on at this party?
[ SFW ] - Lindsay Lohan is getting hotter.
[ SFW ] - This game is freaking awesome.
[ SFW ] - Pictures of girls sleeping.. I dunno.
[NSFW] - Proof that your pussy taste like shit.
[ SFW ] - A bum tries to skimboard.. Very funny.
[ SFW ] - I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
[ SFW ] - I couldn't pay attention due to those tits.
[ SFW ] - New Beyonce video has excellent special effects.
» porn day hooray
posted on 10/15/08 by Opie
Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in Kinston , North Carolina . After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.'
'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck. 'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'
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[NSFW] - Cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Sexy ASIAN.
[ SFW ] - Booty clapping.
[ SFW ] - Hot music video.
[NSFW] - The girl next door.
[NSFW] - Her first porn scene.
[ SFW ] - Fart freaks out baby.
[ SFW ] - These dogs are smart.
[NSFW] - Have a one night stand.
[ SFW ] - I request nudes of her.
[ SFW ] - Rocket Launcher pitch.
[ SFW ] - I need a fucking drank.
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Notorious Gangs.
[ SFW ] - Halloween is almost here.
[ SFW ] - Close up pics of the sun.
[ SFW ] - So did his parents kill him?
[NSFW] - I'd like her to dance for me.
[NSFW] - I want to workout with them.
[ SFW ] - She would kick all of our asses.
[ SFW ] - McDonalds chicken nugget rap.
[ SFW ] - I bet it doesn't smell like flowers.
[NSFW] - Which girls are the best at stripping?
[ SFW ] - Don't bother a sleeping black dude.
[ SFW ] - 1966 McDonalds hamburger... Hmm.
[ SFW ] - Fat to ripped. Looks like he's on roids now.
[ SFW ] - You have to be a BMF to kill a bear via stick.
[ SFW ] - You guys remember this Lighting Bug commercial haha.
» back in action
posted on 10/13/08 by Opie
Sorry it's late, I didn't get back as planned.
O Fortuna (Misheard Lyrics) This is a must watch!
Very funny Astronaut prank.
I think he ruined the wedding.
Top 10 Credit/Loan commercials. (These are ridiculous)
I want some dirt cheap liquor.
The deaf porn star tries out anal.. hahaha
Porn trailers are funny
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't got any money, I'm broke!" As she proceeded to close the door, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty," he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.
Here's another mind fuck picture.
What's that I see on TV.
Batdog is funny.
Didn't get me.
Beware of the dog humper.
Eww is right.
She said it.
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[ SFW ] - Sexy lingerie.
[ SFW ] - Big ass titties.
[NSFW] - Naked whores.
[ SFW ] - French Beauty.
[ SFW ] - Some cool pics.
[NSFW] - XXX Sex Personals.
[ SFW ] - Christian rap? Gay.
[ SFW ] - Smoke alarm prank.
[NSFW] - Photobucket whores.
[NSFW] - I love Mountain Dew.
[ SFW ] - These guys are idiots.
[NSFW] - Find the right porn site.
[NSFW] - Drunk chicks are the best.
[ SFW ] - How to steal a bike in NYC.
[ SFW ] - These boobs are very nice.
[ SFW ] - Cheap costumes for Halloween.
[ SFW ] - Why girls doing the booty shake.
[ SFW ] - Top 10 Mad Scientists in History.
[ SFW ] - Make a cat out of glass in seconds.
[ SFW ] - Well this scared the shit out of me.
[ SFW ] - Sad Expressions from the Financial Crisis.
[ SFW ] - Remix of Star Trek and Brokeback Mountain.
[ SFW ] - I would kick the shit out of this prayer booth.
[ SFW ] - This is actually an awesome Halloween "decoration".
» wow be early :)
posted on 10/08/08 by Opie
Note: Regarding the "Mind Fuck" picture, Look at the fingers... AND post will return back to normal on Monday, Also keep an eye out for updated content sections soon.
Very nice rack.
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.
He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle."
"OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?" "A fottle."
That's a stupid name. Can you think of something else?"
"I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton."
"And what do you call that?" asks the clerk.
"That's rude. You can't possibly call it that."
"In that case," says the man, "You're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."
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[NSFW] - Euro Babe.
[NSFW] - Free Porno.
[NSFW] - Sex search .
[NSFW] - Naked teens.
[ SFW ] - Best spike ever.
[ SFW ] - Playboy in Braille.
[ SFW ] - I'd do Anna Faris.
[ SFW ] - Kick ass costumes.
[NSFW] - Need some pussy?
[ SFW ] - Some very cool pics.
[ SFW ] - I think she has wings?
[NSFW] - A bunch of porn sites.
[NSFW] - Orgies are always fun.
[NSFW] - Who could get off to this?
[ SFW ] - Racist Dennis The Menace
[ SFW ] - She should be wearing a thong.
[NSFW] - Careful when having cyber sex.
[ SFW ] - Mark Wahlberg talks to animals.
[ SFW ] - Mail Googles for drunk emailers.
[ SFW ] - What She Thinks of Your Fantasies.
[ SFW ] - I think someone needs some crack.
[ SFW ] - I guess the tattoo is trying to cut the fat.
[ SFW ] - Laugh away those abs.. It's a workout!
[ SFW ] - Why Wonder Woman stayed on the air.
[ SFW ] - 10 year old flips van.. Driving 90 MPH!
[ SFW ] - It is not OK to be gay, ignore these guys.
[ SFW ] - Kimbo got knocked the fuck out! (In 15 seconds)
[ SFW ] - Well, I still breast feed too! COME ON TITTIE! (Repost)
posted on 10/06/08 by Opie
Note: Just an image dump today homies, will have WOW and FFL and other stuff Wednesday. Back to normal next week when I get back from vacation.. also the forums will be upgraded.
Took me awhile to see it.
Yeah, fix your fucking collar.
I think I would call them up.
I would slash his tires.
P Diddy is always in some shit.
They are smart?
I like sunscreen.
Albinos are Satan's soldiers.
Think this comes out on Tuesday.
How could this happen?
» suck thy penis
posted on 10/03/08 by Opie
Fun Fact: I'll be on vacation next week, but I hope to at least be able to post Monday and Wednesday. That is all.
Triumph talks with David Blaine during his latest stunt.
Wait for it.
Puppy does a neat trick.
Car Vs skateboard ramp.
Light bulb in a microwave.
You can make fire with this.
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.
That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night when my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
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[ SFW ] - Cat drifting.
[ SFW ] - Supermodel.
[NSFW] - Hello Ladies.
[ SFW ] - Nice bootay.
[ SFW ] - Hi, I'm dumb.
[ SFW ] - I bet that hurt.
[NSFW] - Sex in the shower.
[ SFW ] - For a classic BIG laugh.
[ SFW ] - This dude has bike skills.
[ SFW ] - A lynx will eat your eyes.
[ SFW ] - Get ready for Halloween.
[ SFW ] - A very clever bank robber.
[NSFW] - Find someone new to fuck.
[ SFW ] - I guess he needed to poop.
[ SFW ] - I masturbate to Sarah Palin.
[ SFW ] - T.I. Whatever You Like Parody.
[NSFW] - I'd like to bang this cheerleader.
[ SFW ] - The Dark Knight Vs Toy Story 2.
[ SFW ] - Heart Attack Grill is a great idea.
[ SFW ] - I just want to take his lunch money.
[ SFW ] - Probably the coolest video on youtube.
[ SFW ] - He goes to baseball games for the balls.
[ SFW ] - What is a white person doing at KFC anyway?
[ SFW ] - Who cuts in line at McDonalds? You know who.
[ SFW ] - You decide what happens in the movie. Pretty cool.
» Welcome to the Internet
posted on 10/01/08 by Opie
Smartest dog ever!
Q and A
Q: A trucker is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it?
A: The trucker, he shouldn't be driving into peoples kitchens.
Q: Whats the difference between jelly and jam?
A: I can't jelly my dick in a girls ass.
Q. What do you get when you cross a Pit Bull and a Collie?
A. A dog that rips your arm off and then goes for help.
Q. What are a woman's three biggest lies?
A. 1.You're the best 2.You're the biggest 3.It doesn't always smell that way.
Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: A baby in a plastic bag.
Q: Whats green and sits in the corner?
A: The same baby a month later.
I like to color too.
That's nice to know bro.
Obama's email was hacked too!
So Yoga is gay.
Pedo bear is coming for you.
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[ SFW ] - Hot pics.
[ SFW ] - Hot babe.
[NSFW] - Super Babes.
[NSFW] - Great cam site.
[NSFW] - Flash those boobs!
[ SFW ] - Buy Costumes here.
[ SFW ] - Neat and a nice booty.
[NSFW] - Doctor bangs his nurse.
[ SFW ] - Well this kid will be gay.
[ SFW ] - Some cool painted planes.
[ SFW ] - They put a donkey in jail..
[ SFW ] - Pepper spray to the face.
[NSFW] - Match up with a sex buddy.
[ SFW ] - Wear a cow suit.. Go to jail!
[NSFW] - WTF... She has three titties!
[ SFW ] - Boobs can be to big ya know.
[NSFW] - She tries anal for the first time.
[ SFW ] - Another faggot to make fun of.
[ SFW ] - How to talk like a pirate.. haha.
[ SFW ] - Carmen is very hot on camera.
[ SFW ] - Accused of stealing neighbors cats.
[ SFW ] - I have to repost this due to massive asses.
[ SFW ] - Yep, that's gross.. (I still spanked it though)