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kind of caught up posted on 10/30/09 by Opie



Jimmy Kimmel owns Melissa Joan Hart.



Guy dressed in bat suit scares people.



Watch the guy in the back.



He shoots a hog and it charges at him.



Ouch #1



Ouch #2



The ASIAN announcers make this better.



He can flip good.



I wonder what these niggers were arguing about before the fight?



Jacking while driving.. haha

Joke

A doctor goes to his office one Monday and is shocked to find that it has been ransacked and the files have all been mixed up. He sees the file for Mrs. Smith, but her chart is mixed up with some of the others and he can't tell which is which.

He finally narrows it down to two charts and he decides to call her house. Mr.Smith answers the phone."Mr. Smith, this is Dr. Jenkins. I have bad news. Your wife either has AIDS or Alzheimer's Disease, I don't know which.

"Well, what should I do?" asks a distraught Mr. Smith.

"Drop her off at the edge of town," says the doctor, "and if she finds her way back, DON'T FUCK HER!"

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[ SFW ] - Snake game.
[NSFW] - She's all wet.
[NSFW] - Good porn clip.
[ SFW ] - Test pilot game.
[ SFW ] - She's pretty close.
[NSFW] - Youtube with porn.
[NSFW] - Perfect Skinny Teen.
[ SFW ] - The hummingbird hat.
[NSFW] - Chat with naked sluts.
[ SFW ] - Amazing Auction Site.
[NSFW] - Social Network for SEX!
[ SFW ] - 24 season 8 teaser!!!!!!
[ SFW ] - Hey WALMART sells caskets!
[NSFW] - Hi Daddy! I'm a whore now!!!
[ SFW ] - Halloween Costumes $5 OFF!
[ SFW ] - Lego pop-up book. Holy shit!
[NSFW] - How To Save On Special Effects.
[ SFW ] - Cartman's version of Poker Face.
[ SFW ] - Strongest 4 year old in the world.
[ SFW ] - Pulp Fiction audio mix, Pretty cool.
[ SFW ] - Extreme arm wrestling greatest hits.
[ SFW ] - Crazy black dude that's funny as hell.
[ SFW ] - What Does Her Halloween Costume Say About Her?
[ SFW ] - Jump rope half time show. (Towards the middle it gets good)
[ SFW ] - Schwarzenegger tells lawmakers to fuck off in hidden message.


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shorty posted on 10/28/09 by Opie



W.O.W

Joke

An important senator arranges to use an escort service and winds up with a beautiful Japanese girl who speaks no English. They go into his hotel room and start having sex and she gets into it like there's no tomorrow! She starts yelling the same Japanese word over and over and making faces and he can tell he's driving her crazy! He's never had it so good. The next morning, he's golfing with the Japanese ambassador, and he makes a birdie. He suddenly remembers the word that the Japanese woman kept yelling out loud the night before, and he yells it out.

The ambassador looks at him strangely, looks at the pin, and says, "no, that was the right hole."

- FFL - Will have more Friday

[NSFW] - Hot teens.
[NSFW] - Facebook sluts.
[NSFW] - Interrupted by her Mom.
[ SFW ] - Destroy the castle game.
[NSFW] - Girl gives out Free Blow Js.
[ SFW ] - People that drank to much.
[ SFW ] - Halloween Costumes $5 OFF!
[NSFW] - Cock Destroys her Tiny Pussy!
[ SFW ] - Reverse wedgie on a tight ass.
[ SFW ] - The Top 10 Sexiest Horror Films
[ SFW ] - Ultimate Fighter on Arsenio Hall.
[ SFW ] - The Dark Knight Vs Blade Trailer.
[ SFW ] - Visa Gift Cards - Get em' Cheap.
[ SFW ] - Fat bitch on singles site. Huge Bitch.
[ SFW ] - Why You Shouldn't Pick Up The Halloween Slut.
[ SFW ] - Zach Galifianakis interviews Charlize Theron. Funny stuff.


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i is back posted on 10/26/09 by Opie



How does this this even happen?



Surprise cat attack!



I wonder how he made that shot.



Awesome hockey goal.



Dude is lucky.



Drunk trying to park or something.

Joke

A store that sells husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow!' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous , Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are fucking impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

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[ SFW ] - Holy oily tits.
[NSFW] - Teen sex sites.
[NSFW] - Facebook Nudes.
[ SFW ] - Restaurant prank.
[NSFW] - Halloween stripper!
[NSFW] - Hottie in the shower.
[NSFW] - Chat with naked girls.
[ SFW ] - Like of like Battleship.
[ SFW ] - Deleted Saw VI scene.
[ SFW ] - ASIAN girls melting ice.
[ SFW ] - Great parenting negros.
[ SFW ] - Bedroom Bully.. the fuck?
[ SFW ] - Keanu Reeves Is Immortal!
[NSFW] - You can't beat German porn.
[NSFW] - The Hottest Sex Tape Ever!
[NSFW] - Like youtube, but with porn.
[ SFW ] - Play Super Mario Brothers 3!
[ SFW ] - Bad ass Halloween costumes.
[ SFW ] - Amazon Gift Cards for 90% off.
[NSFW] - Russian Sex Doll Loses Virginity.
[ SFW ] - How to tell she's about to cheat.
[ SFW ] - Apparently homos like Twlight too.
[ SFW ] - Tranny maces kid on the subway. haha
[ SFW ] - Guess to see if these random girls are sluts or not.


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jigga boo posted on 10/21/09 by Opie



W.O.W



Um.... Just watch. Haha



He got a hole in one!



Reason to not be a fattie.

Joke

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Oakland to Kansas City. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said: "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes? The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So, the little boy asked the flight attendant: "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The flight attendant asked: "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"

He said that she had.

With a clever grin, she said: "Tell your mother it's because Southwest Airlines always pulls out on time."

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[ SFW ] - Megan Fox.
[NSFW] - Teenie Tits.
[NSFW] - Naked hotties.
[ SFW ] - Holy bitch slap.
[NSFW] - Hot Pussy Fight.
[ SFW ] - Kill the zombies!
[NSFW] - Facebook of sex.
[ SFW ] - I want to see these tits.
[NSFW] - Chat with naked sluts.
[NSFW] - Yay for female flashers.
[ SFW ] - Hangover Baby T-shirt.
[ SFW ] - Awesome NEW Auction Website.
[ SFW ] - I'm In A Box! (I'm in a boat parody)
[ SFW ] - Black kid throwing a fit over noodles.
[ SFW ] - What a dumbass on HSN. (Big FAIL)
[ SFW ] - ASIAN restaurant prank call, funny shit.
[ SFW ] - Hot Cheerleader gets Dystonia. Nice metal edit.


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Early Monday posted on 10/19/09 by Opie

Image dump!



DAMN NIGGA!



What a brave cat.



How to shop with kids.



McDonalds abuse.



I almost didn't see him.



Well.



I don't think she knows how it happened.



TO THE KITCHEN!



That's just asking for it.



Very nice.



Um.



He's good.



Who hit this woman with a bag of nickels?



RUN!



Say cheese.



Oh look, a toy for white trash and niggers.



WAT?

Joke

Three white girls are sitting at a bar talking about sex when a HUGE black man walks in the door.

One girl gets the courage to get up and walks over to the black guy, "Could you please come in the ladies room with me!". "'scuse me?" said the black man. "Well my girlfriends and I want to see if it's true what they say about black men". "Ok" he said.

So he followed her into the ladies room; raped her, beat her up, and stole her purse.

- FFL -

[NSFW] - Sex online?
[ SFW ] - Sniper game.
[ SFW ] - Destroy him.
[ SFW ] - Some hotties.
[ SFW ] - Strange cartoon.
[ SFW ] - Hallowen T-shirts.
[ SFW ] - Halloween games.
[ SFW ] - Create your track.
[ SFW ] - I love wet T-shirts.
[NSFW] - The hottest teen sites.
[ SFW ] - The Ultimate Rick Roll.
[ SFW ] - ASIAN Baywatch intro!
[ SFW ] - Lucy Pinder has a nice rack.
[NSFW] - Cyber sex isn't just for geeks.
[ SFW ] - Pedobear in the news. Haha
[ SFW ] - Dancing with the Porn Stars.
[ SFW ] - This may give you nightmares.
[ SFW ] - They kill a bunch of squirrels.
[NSFW] - Various reactions to a public penis.
[ SFW ] - The Golden Age of Video. Good stuff.
[NSFW] - Virgin Schoolgirl Enjoys The First Touch.
[ SFW ] - Captain Kirk took too much LSD, Funny stuff.
[ SFW ] - She's washing herself outself and this isn't porn.
[ SFW ] - Why would you put something in your pee hole?

P.S. I'm in North Dakota this week (hunting) so post might be shorter and there wont be a post on Friday. After that it will be back to normal.


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hello miss lady posted on 10/16/09 by Opie



Death Metal Parrot!!!



Asshole soaks people at a bus stop. haha



Nice sucker punch, but he deserved it.



What cats are really thinking.



Fat boy got owned.



Watch out for that car.



Let's burn them alive. (Graphic)



He's going 160 and gets passed. (And was possibly jacking off)



New truck for women.



They made the stairs into a piano.

The Origin of Yodeling...

Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland .

Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. !

The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.

As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father, "Who is that man going into the barn?"

"That fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "needs a place to stay for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn."

The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she prepared him a plate of food for him and then took it out to the barn.

About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing disheveled and straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went.

The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the barn,! and she too did not return for an hour. Her clothing was askew, her blouse buttoned incorrectly. She also headed straight to bed.

The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left.

When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone, she broke into tears. "How could he leave without even saying goodbye," she cried. "We made such passionate love last night!"

"What?" shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house looking for the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain.

The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm going to get you! You had sex with my daughter!"

The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hand next to his mouth, and yelled out.....

"LAIDTHEOLADEETOO"

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[NSFW] - Hot boobies.
[NSFW] - Bathtime fun.
[NSFW] - Hot rock babe.
[ SFW ] - Nice face mash.
[ SFW ] - Funny stand up.
[NSFW] - Sex on Facebook.
[ SFW ] - Sexy Jessica Alba.
[ SFW ] - Burger King Costume!
[NSFW] - Naked girls to talk with.
[NSFW] - Even Porn Pros Get It Wrong.
[ SFW ] - How to make out? Seriously?
[ SFW ] - AMAZING New auction website.
[ SFW ] - These boobs need to be bare.
[ SFW ] - Christians are fucking retarded.
[ SFW ] - 10 Questions with Tracy Morgan.
[ SFW ] - Oprah pees for ten minutes, haha.
[ SFW ] - Pretty good prank call to a lawyer.
[ SFW ] - Whoa, these were done via pencil?
[NSFW] - Pigtailed Teen Roughly Ass Destroyed.
[ SFW ] - Soulja Boy showing off his nigger bling
[ SFW ] - Having sex during the "period time" No.
[ SFW ] - World's Fastest Typist.. On a typewriter.
[ SFW ] - Redneck Cribs, I don't think they're acting.
[ SFW ] - Sniper attack on ASIAN prank show. Holy shit!
[ SFW ] - How to blackmail your teacher, or just this teacher.
[ SFW ] - ASIAN binocular soccer, exactly what you're thinking.
[ SFW ] - The Office does their version of that wedding dance video.
[ SFW ] - Biggie Smalls and um Hannah Montana. It's actually not bad.


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Nut up or Shut up posted on 10/14/09 by Opie



W.O.W


Joke

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a Fortune. 'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog..

They say it's been Trained to give blow jobs!' 'Blow jobs!' the woman replied.

'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said...

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...

No More blow jobs for her!

She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely Sceptical and laughed it off! ..

The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this Less than riveting act again..

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans Flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran Downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading Cook books.

'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.

The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook.......you're gone.'

Few Images



Nice.



Oh Arnold!



I have something else to upgrade.



Soon..



Hmm.



That doesn't surprise me.



That's a HUGE BITCH!

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[NSFW] - Facebook sex.
[NSFW] - Hot and naked.
[NSFW] - Hot teen sites.
[NSFW] - DVD quality porn.
[ SFW ] - Bird rapes a man.
[ SFW ] - Personal Jeopardy
[NSFW] - Type with live girls.
[NSFW] - Hottie in the bathtub.
[ SFW ] - Good deal of the day.
[ SFW ] - The great Mitch Hedberg.
[NSFW] - More girls with body paint.
[ SFW ] - Get 90% off EVERYTHING!
[ SFW ] - Halloween Costumes $5 OFF!
[ SFW ] - Three glow in the dark asses.
[NSFW] - Her uterus is a punching bag.
[ SFW ] - Is this guy fucking retarded?
[NSFW] - Marriage and blow jobs don't mix.
[ SFW ] - Slash plays the National Anthem.
[ SFW ] - The brain powered wheel chair.
[ SFW ] - How to become a morning person.
[ SFW ] - Images That Changed The World?
[ SFW ] - Another reason to love funny ASIANS.
[ SFW ] - So this kid is pretty much like Daredevil?
[ SFW ] - Makes you wish Transformers were real.
[ SFW ] - Cool shootout on camera. They suck too.
[ SFW ] - The Wilhelm Scream Compilation. Awesome.
[ SFW ] - Drunk/High guy in a store. VERY entertaining.
[ SFW ] - How not to oil your chain. (MISSING FINGERS!)
[ SFW ] - They have that Shake Weight for men now, haha.
[ SFW ] - No idea what he said, but he looks like Gary Coleman.


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