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Pedobear's favorite holiday is.. posted on 10/29/10 by Opie

OH AND THE FORUMS ARE OPEN.... THE FORUMS ARE OPEN.....



Cops take on a Super Ninja!



Wait for it!



Ref gets smoked!



Don't kick the baby!



Longest crash ever?



Dude got ran over.



Hey! Watch out for yourself!



Damn, almost killed them.



Stripper owns her audience. Wow.



Scare the crap out of your friends.



Fat chick tries to stop robbers.



Epic tits!



First time porn teen Kendall starts crying!



Nice rack.



Pleasure via tanning bed.



You gotta see this.

Joke

A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman?s vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.

After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.

The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn?t rise to the occasion. ?if neither of you objects,? the medic said, ?I could give it a try.?

Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor?s thrust continued for several long minutes. ?Hey, What the hell is happening??

?Change of plans,? The physician panted.? I?m going to drown the bastard!?

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[NSFW] - Perfect teen.
[ SFW ] - Woman Cumin
[ SFW ] - Kelly is a hottie.
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex.
[ SFW ] - Tron Legacy Trailer .
[ SFW ] - A Playstation phone?
[ SFW ] - EXTREME unicycling!
[NSFW] - Hot Amateur Blonde.
[ SFW ] - The female form as art!
[ SFW ] - She needs to be naked.
[ SFW ] - I want a pet hummingbird!
[NSFW] - Teen takes a big creampie!
[ SFW ] - Is this kid fucking retarded?
[NSFW] - Sexy brunette gets fucked.
[NSFW] - Watch naked girls on webcams.
[ SFW ] - How do you fall out a boat this big?
[ SFW ] - Guy Gets Called Out for BO on Jumbotron.
[ SFW ] - So this turns your iPod into a phone? Hmm.
[ SFW ] - Best idea for a music video ever! (Boobies!)
[ SFW ] - Kickass Auction Site use Coupon: ENTENSITY
[NSFW] - These are the hottest black girls I've ever seen.
[ SFW ] - People are awesome and so is this video of them.
[ SFW ] - The Most Shocking Moments in Comic Book History.
[ SFW ] - World's largest Gummy Worm! (You can buy one too)
[ SFW ] - Make fun of this fat fuck. (Apparently something is on his left too)


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fuck yo site nigga posted on 10/27/10 by Opie



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Bonus W.O.W (Don't think I posted this one before)



"Fuck My Life"



Stinky pinkie!



Will it fit?



Nicest Tits Ever!

Joke

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and asked, "May I see your driver's license?"

The driver answered, "I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI."

The officer asked, "May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?"

The driver answered,"It's not my car. I stole it."

The officer asked, "The car is stolen?"

The driver answered, "That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there."

The officer asked, "There's a gun in the glove box?"

The driver answered, "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk."

The officer asked, "There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?"

The driver answered, "Yes, sir."

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by! police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation.

The Captain asked, "Sir, can I see your license?" The driver answered, "Sure. Here it is." It was valid.

The Captain asked, "Who's car is this?"

The driver answered, "It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card." The driver owned the car.

The Captain asked, "Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?"

The driver answered, "Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it." Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

The Captain asked, "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it."

The driver answered, "No problem." Trunk is opened; no body.

The Captain said, "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk."

The driver answered, "Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!"

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See you in hell for laughing.



How long can you watch this?



Someone about to get the ninja wrath.



Good idea.



ATTACK!



Girls, This is a sexy Halloween costume.



Haha.



It's never to early.



Throw it up.



That's almost just lazy spelling.



No idea what's going on here.

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[NSFW] - Sex date?
[ SFW ] - Killer GILF.
[NSFW] - Nicest pussy!
[ SFW ] - I bought a few.
[NSFW] - She loves pain!
[NSFW] - Chat with naked sluts!
[ SFW ] - Nude Nuns & Big Guns.
[ SFW ] - Insects that eat birds!
[ SFW ] - The Ultimate snowmobile.
[ SFW ] - Top 10 NHL Goalie Fights.
[NSFW] - Just their nipples covered!
[ SFW ] - These pics are quite clever.
[ SFW ] - How to get her number and more.
[NSFW] - That UFC ring girl's Playboy pictures.
[ SFW ] - The best concealed weapon ever made.
[NSFW] - Hottie has trouble taking a foot long dick.
[NSFW] - Knock at the door interrupts teens fucking.
[ SFW ] - How to fix the red ring of death THE MARINE STYLE!
[ SFW ] - Matt Damon wont be in the next Bourne movie? WTF!?
[ SFW ] - Steering Wheel Desk Tray looks safe. (Check the customer images)
[ SFW ] - The "Hide ya kids, Hide ya wives" dude has his own sex offender app.


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UFCCCCCCCC posted on 10/25/10 by Opie



UFC 121 Brock.Lesnar Vs. Cain Velasquez



Go! Bwaaah hahaha



The most fucked up prank ever. (Has to be fake, right?)



Cannon ball dookie.. What the fuck?



Roller Coasters are not for her.



This dude is clearly a Ninja.



It's like magic!



Girl with the Greatest Ass on the Planet Does 135lb Squats



Car hits a person on a busy road.



This chick is fine as hell.



First time painful anal!



Big ass tittas.

Joke

I went to get myself a newspaper to do the crossword, and a cup of coffee and a packet of cookies. I went and sat at a table.

I want you to picture the scene. It's very important that you get this very clear in your mind.

Here's the table, newspaper, cup of coffee, packet of cookies. There's a guy sitting opposite me, perfectly ordinary-looking guy wearing a business suit, carrying a briefcase.

It didn't look like he was going to do anything weird. What he did was this: he suddenly leaned across, picked up the packet of cookies, tore it open, took one out, and ate it.

Now this, I have to say, is the sort of thing the British are very bad at dealing with. There's nothing in our background, upbringing, or education that teaches you how to deal with someone who in broad daylight has just stolen your cookies.

You know what would happen if this had been South Central Los Angeles. There would have very quickly been gunfire, helicopters coming in, CNN, you know. . . But in the end, I did what any red-blooded Englishman would do: I ignored it. And I stared at the newspaper, took a sip of coffee, tried to do a clue in the newspaper, couldn't do anything, and thought, what am I going to do?

In the end I thought, nothing for it, I'll just have to go for it, and I tried very hard not to notice the fact that the packet was already mysteriously opened. I took out a cookie for myself. I thought, that settled him. But it hadn't because a moment or two later he did it again. He took another cookie.

Having not mentioned it the first time, it was somehow even harder to raise the subject the second time around. "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice . . ." I mean, it doesn't really work.

We went through the whole packet like this. When I say the whole packet, I mean there were only about eight cookies, but it felt like a lifetime. He took one, I took one, he took one, I took one. Finally, when we got to the end, he stood up and walked away.

Well, we exchanged meaningful looks, then he walked away, and I breathed a sigh of relief and sat back. A moment or two later the train was coming in, so I tossed back the rest of my coffee, stood up, picked up the newspaper, and underneath the newspaper were my cookies.

The thing I like particularly about this story is the sensation that somewhere in England there has been wandering around for the last quarter-century a perfectly ordinary guy who's had the same exact story, only he doesn't have the punch line.

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[NSFW] - Perfect ass!
[ SFW ] - Funny shirts.
[NSFW] - Hot Cam Girls.
[ SFW ] - This is dancing?
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex.
[ SFW ] - Katy Perry is so hot.
[ SFW ] - Self shooting babes.
[ SFW ] - What in the hell is this?
[ SFW ] - Boobs provide great shade.
[ SFW ] - Top 10 Tips for Better Sex.
[ SFW ] - Stop Motion wedding video.
[ SFW ] - Is this hotel pager friendly?
[ SFW ] - Let's poke cops with a dildo.
[ SFW ] - This clock video is very cool.
[ SFW ] - Coolest Hot Wheels track ever.
[NSFW] - Oh, so that can go in a pussy?
[NSFW] - 3D porn if you have the glasses.
[ SFW ] - So if Obama was a rapper.. haha!
[ SFW ] - Probably the most bad ass dog ever.
[NSFW] - 38 Years Without Ejaculation.. Wow.
[ SFW ] - Google is trying to take over the world.
[ SFW ] - Cee-Lo Green "Fuck You" performed Live!
[ SFW ] - Time Traveler Caught On 1928 Charlie Chaplin Film.
[ SFW ] - "I Represent The Rent Is Too Damn High Party" haha!
[NSFW] - Download XXX Torrents and Rapidshare PORN for FREE!
[ SFW ] - Anyone else want to kick the shit out of this little man?
[ SFW ] - Spinning .40 cal bullet on ice. I bet 10 people will die trying this.


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what about my ball sack posted on 10/22/10 by Opie

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Finally.



Just a chance of penis.



Clever card.



Haha.



Awesome dog Halloween costume.



Uh Lucky!



Most people are fucking idiots.



Just fishin'.



Richard Pryor was the shit.com



I'm still waiting on Kiss Cam sex.



Well that sucks.



GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY.. white power.



WTF?



She's hot too!

(Back to Normal Monday)


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p to tha orn posted on 10/20/10 by Opie



W.O.W



Christy Carlson Romano (Even Stevens) Naked!



What a whore.. I love it.



Feet porn? Haha



Tight Chicks.



Wait for it!



That's gonna HURT!



Party Girls!

Quick Jokes

Teacher: Desmond, your composition on ?My Dog? is exactly the same as your brother?s. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, it?s the same dog!

So last night I had sex with this girl who stutters. I was so lucky, I finished before she could say no.

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Tell me a funny joke.



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For all you Douche Bags.



DAMN HONKY!



Owned Via Dog.



Yeah FUCK THOSE FLOWERS!



AWWWWWW!



Heads Up!



Hover Dogs!



Meanwhile in Italy..



WAKE UP!

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[ SFW ] - Teen Boobs.
[ SFW ] - Sniper Babes.
[ SFW ] - Real life GTA!
[NSFW] - Dirty cam girls.
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex.
[NSFW] - Whipcream blowjob.
[ SFW ] - 50% off strip clubs!
[ SFW ] - NO LICENSE FOR YOU!
[NSFW] - Any Sasha Grey fans?
[ SFW ] - ASIAN Fireflies Remix.
[NSFW] - She loves the BIG cock!
[ SFW ] - Is this hotel pager friendly?
[ SFW ] - I'd like to work out with her.
[ SFW ] - UFO Cow Abduction.. Uh.. haha
[ SFW ] - Chicks Who Could Kick Your Ass.
[ SFW ] - Hockey fights are always awesome.
[ SFW ] - Fuck My Butt song.. I think he's on drugs.
[ SFW ] - Whoopi & Joy Behar Walk Off Stage During O'Reilly Interview.


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Miley Cyrus fan club posted on 10/18/10 by Opie

Note: Post this week will be earlier than usual.

Also keep an eye out for the Forums to open soon :)



Shaving Cream & Strawberries Prank.. haha



South African Police don't play around.



Car Unloading Fail



Brett Favre gets hit in the nuts.



Ladies still faint for Bill Clinton.



"Why are you digging such a big hole?"



I think they're dead.



Blonde Lesbians.



Haha.. What the fu..



Hot cam slut!

Joke

A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.

There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?'

'Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.'

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.'

'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, 'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.'The

Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?' '1955, ma'am.'

'Well, there you are No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955!

She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several times

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.'

The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, 'I hope not ; it's only 2130 now.'

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[NSFW] - Teen Sex!
[NSFW] - Sex date?
[NSFW] - ASIAN Sex.
[ SFW ] - Wedgie Babes.
[ SFW ] - This is really weird.
[ SFW ] - Small Is Beautiful.
[NSFW] - Ex-GF pics blog site.
[ SFW ] - Some big ass animals.
[NSFW] - Cumshot Compilation!
[ SFW ] - How to close the deal.
[ SFW ] - Pirates Vs Ninjas game!
[ SFW ] - Nerdy girls are hot too.
[ SFW ] - Worst ATM Thieves Ever.
[ SFW ] - A bunch of albino animals.
[ SFW ] - Not a virgin no more, baby!
[NSFW] - Download DVD quality porn.
[ SFW ] - People are so fucking stupid...
[ SFW ] - So let's glue a dick on her head.
[ SFW ] - Killer Willard the Boxing Kangaroo.
[ SFW ] - Costumes and shirts I recommend.
[ SFW ] - I hate the Saxophone even more now.
[ SFW ] - A guy at home in his underwear.. haha
[ SFW ] - I want this for my front yard! (Inflatable weapons)
[ SFW ] - Where Brooklyn At - Biggie Smalls Freestyle Cartoon.. HAHA


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