Damn this cold..
posted on 01/30/04 by Shane
Switches on the wrong end.
That's a huge fish.
What a lovely puppy.
Jesus is always watching..
Which is it?
Remember when he was doing that skit on Conan?
Stupid is as.. scratch that..
One honest Mom for ya.
She fall down the hole.
- FFL -
- The end
is the best.
- Kinda like Punch-Out.
Rowe is banking.
different penguin game.
- This is
a great cell phone.
it get there anyway?
- Quite a
few games to play.
some ladies for you.
- This game is
Gas the little fucker.
- Picture of
the lady that killed goatse.
this is what a mad cow sounds like.
Toyota commercial is funny as hell.
these two can't be around each other.
- How many of these are
there? (this one keeps score)
Water sucks, beer is better
posted on 01/29/04 by Shane
Assuming this was edited haha.
Well here's that guy off American Idiol.. SHE BANGS!
What will those Asians think of next!
Someone hates those things as much as I do.
Something you stoners will like.
Made me laugh for some reason.
Hey that ain't right! [/sarcasm]
We need more of these.. I keed.
A midget walked into a whore house. A lady comes up to him and asks what he wants.
He says he wants the biggest slut there. Now no woman wants to be considered the
biggest slut so they all drew straws and Mary lost. So Mary and the midget walk
into a room, and 5 minutes later, all the women hear a big scream and a thud.
They all come rushing into the room and see Mary on the floor in a faint and the
midget standing there with a 3 foot dick hanging out. The women are all in awe
and one of the bravest girls asks is she can touch it.
"Alright," the midget says, " but NO sucking. I used to be 6 foot tall!"
- FFL -
- Gay pimp?
- Don't spit, swallow.
- I like this black guy!
game, adult style.
Ferrari got fucked up.
Christmas is over but..
- Click ,click an another click.
pill, stop the viruses.
- Go back in time, kind of
- This some kind of new
O Matic, no not the show.
- Don't you just love that
gadgets on display. Pretty cool.
- Donna D'Errico sex tape..
club was rip off of Calvin and Hobbes.
must need more teens drinking pepsi.
always wanted to know how to punk dance.
things in 2003, yeah a bit late I guess.
Rock out with my cock out.
posted on 01/28/04 by Shane
so I'm reading my free copy of Maxim and see this nifty little gadget. I think
what I could do with this. I realize I could get away with this in strip clubs
easily. What does this mean? Next time I go to the strip club(s) I'll get some
of my friends to pose and take some "top secret" ones and post the shit out of
them here. Unless I get arrested or kicked out by the owners HAHAHAHAHA.. wait
a second.. Check out the specs on that fucker by clicking the image.
Here's some other crap for you. Not much, I've been working on the site a little..
This is actually funny considering who's in it.
Who doesn't belong?
Sorry French people, couldn't resist.
Hmmm she's kinda hot.
What is this dude on?
Great special at KFC.
That monkey is crazy!
Where's my penis? err I mean..
Old, but good
Little Johnny was 12 years old and like other boys his age, rather curious. He
ad been hearing quite a bit about "courting" from the older boys and he wondered
what it was and how it was done. One day he took his questions to his mother who
became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him
to hide behind the curtain one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.
So he did. The following morning, Johnny described everything to his mom.
"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while; then he turned off most of
the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured sis must be getting
sick, because she started looking funny. He must have thought so too because he
put is hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just like the doctor would; except
he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her
"I guess he was getting sick too because pretty soon both of them started panting
and getting out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it
under her skirt. About this time she got worse and began to moan and sigh and
squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when the fever
started. I know it was a fever 'cause sis told him she felt really hot.
"Finally, I found out what was making them so sick -- a big eel had gotten inside
him somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches
long, HONEST! Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.
"When sis saw it she got really scared. Her eyes got big and her mouth fell open.
She started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest
one she's ever seen. I should tell her about the ones down at the lake.
"Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of
a sudden she made a noise and let the eel go. I guess it bit her back. Then she
grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his
pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay
back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by
lying on top of the eel.
"The eel put up a heck of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her
boyfriend almost tipped the couch over. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by
squashing it between them.
"After a while, they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got
up and, sure enough, they had killed the eel. I knew it was dead because it just
hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out.
"Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle but they went back
to courting anyhow. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel
wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are
just like cats -- they have nine lives or something.
"This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it. After about
a 15 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I know it was dead this time
'cause I saw sis' boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet"
derr der I eat buttons
posted on 01/27/04 by Shane
Was going to post sooner but link died, but I re-encoded for ya.
These guys have some problems and apparently not any balls.
Alright remember this?
Well whit actually
did it too.
One sign that you watch the best show in the world (24) is:
You get pull over and demand immunity and a full pardon before you tell him why
he pulled you over.
( I couldn't think of anymore haha )
Ok who posted another one of my muscle pics online?
Finally a joke you girls will like
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that
dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated
by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there
are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100
miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image
and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood
up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to
be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here.
- FFL -
- Oh yeah!!!
this is hard.
- Sloppy fat asses.
are the devil.
kid has nuts on his face!
it's the garden of weed-den.
Elephants.. Next on 20/20.
this new virus going around.
Block your goddamn ports.
Lenny the Llama is a superstar
posted on 01/26/04 by Shane
Hmm... I would of dug in out first and put it on metal.
I've posted this before, but some forums members took it upon themselves to make
some of their own. Now of some you need to be a forum member to get some of this.
It's funny regardless.
has nice tits.
shit it's Lenny!
one of my mods.
to bad Sarah.
rocks my cock.
one by God aka Kevin Smith.
put my picture on this one. haha
says he doesn't have a small penis.
got shot right? Well IMDB took it upon themselves to make a joke about this! I
am disgusted by them and sent several hate e-mails. Well not really.. I will visit
their site more often now.
your mouse over JFK's image.
Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and started
to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"
It was a cracka!
New sex toy too?
- FFL -
- Dead letter?
- Bloody cunt.
- I like
- Fun with Dean.
- I love Family Guy.
like these bikinis.
with a capital G.
- Make your own
monkey is crazy!
Jones like game.
- Gun shots in slow motion.
- That freeze guy is so
you could carry all this?
Kangaroo died Friday..
160 different newspapers.
bucks? I paid 300 for mine!
the boxes around and stuff.
- What's your
work space look like?
can't do this shit in the army?
art.. coming to a gallery near you.
like this are on.. drum roll... AOL.
it out, not sure how far it goes to.
swear there will be a car with just rims one day.
I'd hit it twice on the first date!
posted on 01/23/04 by
Remember the mario
thing that ended up being fake? Well these aren't.
You've probably seen this, but I never posted it.
I bet this pissed a few of you off. HA HA!
I wouldn't know captain.. or would I?
Get those Mr. Pointies out girls.
What type of store is this?
This person needs to be shot.
Kind of like a crop circle.
Yummy. (It's graphic, show to kids)
Micheal Jackson joke:
A little girl goes to a barber shop with her father. As the barber cuts her father's
hair, the little girl stand next to the chair, eating a snack cake.
The barber looks down at the little girl and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get
hair on your twinkie."
"I know," replies the little girl, "I'm gonna get tits, too!!"
- FFL -
- I hate spam.
- Uh this is
is a bitch.
- This is swimwear?
shooting is fun.
girls with guns.
- Booble... google is dead.
- Human clock. (a different
- Another great
site for LSD fans.
know this dude is really 27?
- It's a
GOD Stopper. AKA the devil.
girlfriend's dumb little sister's journal.
- Free XXX Passwords
the fucker that got goatse shut down.
- Who wants to
be a Millionaire game. Have fun.
The DNS on my new server has updated, the new domain for it is en-network.com
It won't really be used for anything though. Just something for kicks. After each
month the URLS on the post will change, so you'll have to check the archives.
Ask Lenny if you don't know where that is.
A few more things:
E-mag is still coming this year, when? I have no idea. It will be really huge
and when I start it, so be patient.
It's be mentioned before that I should sell t-shirts on this site. I have a few
ideas from my fucked up head.. so that may be something else on the "to do" list.
posted on 01/22/04 by Shane
Who put my picture online?
I just finished configuring my new server and mainly waiting for the dns to update.
I am uploading everything (post wise) to my other server so you guys can have
the archives back.
Since this damn site is pulling roughly 30k people a day now it's needed and will
be well worth it, since I'll have more bandwidth to add even better crap.
On Friday I should have quite a bit for you guys to jack off too. Be sure to keep
stuff to the site.
That is all.
He was trying to cast a spell on me or..
posted on 01/21/04
Bad news is..
I still want to be an astronaut!
He must of got tired from the porn thing online.
Seen this before, but not the little story.
Is that a penis?
I hate that song.
what the hell (ring, tampon, large clit, or penis?)
IDIOTS AT WORK:
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I
had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that
she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked
why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed
on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared
the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have
it, they matched.
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township
administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our
road. The reason: too many deer were being hit by cars and he didn't want them
to cross there anymore.
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person
behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only
IDIOT SIGHTING #1:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
"Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied,
"If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded,
"That's why we ask."
IDIOT SIGHTING #2:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing
with an intellectectually-challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew
what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she
responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
IDIOT SIGHTING #3:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear co-worker who was leaving the company
due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should
do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with
that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
IDIOT SIGHTING #4:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for
the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
IDIOT SIGHTING #5:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car,
we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department
and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I
watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered
that it was unlocked.
"Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" To which he replied, "I know
- I already got that side."
- FFL -
- Slap that
shit is this?
- Very cool flash site.
need any help?
- He's staring
at his ass.
- And you
bitch about child birth.
- Here's some
video clips for ya.
- If it's square how
can it "wheel"?
love black people. Dumb honkies
did Gary Coleman turn white?
told you guys drugs are bad.. Mmkay.
person that made this is such a retard.
I got another server coming for the site, so that means ...mo' shit! You can thank
me be donating or continue with your thumb up your ass.
Verfied paypal users only: firstname.lastname@example.org
Mmmm Peanut butter and Gumballs.
posted on 01/20/04 by Shane
Great way to get shot.
Keep on downloading!
They were out of goats.
Check out the sign and the big ass shadow while your at it.
, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for
possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws.
At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and
try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front
seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar
and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights
and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."
- FFL -
- Bush Invaders.
- Naked clothes.
- Mario vs Sonic.
- Mix some
is a fun game.
this has levels.
hate American Idol.
- Drinking game tonight.
- Monty Python..
- Secret messages
in web sites?
some names and take some ass.
what's being drawn. (Fun stuff)
Oh and don't worry the archives and some of this months post will be back online
in a few days. I'm in the process of getting another server now. (another terabyte)