» Hammer time
on 01/28/05 by Opie
I can't stress this enough girls. If you have a boyfriend and send him naked
pictures and videos of you, then dump him for some bullshit reason. Then
guess what? You'll most likely become famous on THE INTERNET. I like to
Enjoy! This is hilarious.
CREDIT CARD REQUIRED! Just sign up, do the EBAY offer, you need a non-yahoo/hotmail
e-mail address (try walla.com or fastmail.fm) to sign up without a credit
card. Then place 1 bid on anything (doesn't have to win). That's all, then
just refer people yourself to get free shit.
This kid gets hit by a car.
Talk about bad luck. Shit.
He has a twat and called it his "pussy". Haha
Teach her well young grasshopper.
Big art drawing. The music rules. (Not really)
Two guys crash land on an island infested with cannibals.
They get captured and dragged back to village, where the cannibal chief
then comes out and says, "You outsiders have trespassed onto my island!
For this you must face: Death, or MAMBO!"
The two guys are like, what is mambo?
The chief replies, Mambo is every man in the village comes and fucks you
in the ass.
So He turns to the first guy, What do you choose...
Well the guy thinks about it and say, Well, I wanna live, so give me mambo.
So the three day long ritual begins, and they fuck him in the ass! By now
the second guy is like holy shit!
the ritual ends and the chief releases the first guy.
Now he turns to the second guy, what do you choose... death.. or MAMBO!?
Second guys says, "Fuck that! I'd rather die!"
IT HAS BEEN SPOKEN, Death by MAMBO!!
This picture surprised me.
Sleeping on the job.
Three men are on a road trip when they pull over to stay at a hotel that
They go in and see the lady who apparently runs the joint and they ask her
for a vacant room.
She replied, "Sure, but only if you DON'T go into the basement!"
The men agree and she gives them a room.
That night, the men are so curious that they sneak into the basement, only
to find that it's full of chopped off dicks!
The woman that runs the place sees them and says, "OK, now I'm going to
have to add you all to my collection."
She asks the first man, "What does your father do for a living?"
He says, "Well, my dad is in the lawn mowing business."
So the woman finds a lawn mower and off goes his dick.
The woman asks the second man, "What does your father do for a living?"
He replies in tears, "My dad is in the tool supply industry."
So she finds a saw and off does his dick.
The woman then turns to the third guy only to see that he is laughing hysterically.
"Why the hell are you laughing? Don't you know what's going to happen to
He smiles and says, "Yeah, my dad is in the lollipop business, you're gonna
hafta suck mine off!"
- FFL -
- Dave's Daily.
Dee is hot.
cam girls. Yay.
pants and ass.
- Who wants to marry me?
cool animation movie.
- Find old friends
10 worst album covers.
is the type of girl I avoid.
- Pregnant men
would be scary.
arrest retards in Florida.
nigga needs some RHINOS!
bet he had white paramedics.
girls hooking up at a party.
a pretty cool snow cannon.
- This is a bad ass rubberband
pornstars remember their lines.
with Spiders and Drugs.
and Hobbes Snowman tribute.
tease Christina Model nipple slip.
chicks go wild, make out on beach.
Hilton steals her porno from a fag.
weiners. One looks like a duck!
blocks game. Good if you're bored.
still waiting for cockfighting to be on ESPN.
has a new airless tire. Very cool, but ugly.
needs to be more bitches like this INTERNET one.
that thinks fart noises are funny will love this.
commercial you wont see during the Superbowl.
link contains boobs and white trash. -2 points for me.
to fuck with British people, you know they deserve it.
this fucking nigga breaks into 5 cars. My side is hurting.
- Anyone catch Leroy
Wells on American Idol? He's great haha.
gives his family mice poison because he was mad at them.
» Denver the Dinosaur rules.
posted on 01/26/05 by Opie
This weeks W.O.W is kind of a joke. I've got a great one for week.
Uma Thurman on the beach.
Dennis Rodman is a funny dude.
Fact: GTA San Andreas fans will try and do this now.
Deep in the backwoods, the hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle
of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a
lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor,
"Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there's
another one coming!"
Sure enough, within minutes he delivered a baby girl. "No, no, don't be
in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern... It seems there's yet
another one in there!" cried the doctor.
The hillbilly scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor,
"Do you think it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"
ASIANS are crazy. I like them.
I will call this hermaphrodite, "Shim".
4th one over has a great ass AND.. WHO DOESN'T BELONG?
He misplaced his face. Smile.
MSN = The smart.
- FFL -
the bra size!
Radio is here!
this only holds 40?
BUSH" haha listen.
- I wanta
just lick that ass.
- Speed Pigeons. WELCOME.
My name is Gay Horney.
wants to live in Hong Kong?
boobies in your face.
- Cell phone for
your pet. I quit.
stupid cat cleans your screen.
- Need some
prosthetic work done?
some video for Garry's Mod.
GUYZ CHECK OUT LASHONDA!
you some girls you jack off to.
chicks get nasty on webcam.
I see some tittie with those nipples?
- Oh dear god! It's the
that eBay $37,375 forehead guy.
- Boy do
I love hot girls that pick their nose.
- Voluntary Human Extinction?
You guys go first.
Since when do ASIANS have titties? (rare)
- Error message
maker. You need to be bored for this.
video of a guy jumping a remote control car.
guess what? Yet another surprising fucked up fetish.
against the wall and spread em' babe! - I'm the pussy inspector!
» I'M STILL A LAVA LAMP REPAIRMAN!
posted on 01/25/05 by Opie
I wouldn't watch this if you're big on religion. (WAY NSFW)
Hint: Jesus + porn x awesome video editing = hell.
A man and his wife had been stranded on a deserted island for many years.
The morning following a bad storm, a new guy (Homer) washes up on the shore.
Homer and the wife are very attracted to each other right away, but realize
certain protocols will have to be observed. The husband, however, is very
glad to see Homer there.
"Now we will be able to have three people doing 8-hour shifts in the watchtower,
rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts."
Homer is only too happy to help and in fact volunteers to do the first shift.
He climbs up the tower and stands watch, observing the ocean horizon for
any ships. Soon the husband and wife start placing stones in a circle in
order to make a fire to cook supper. Homer yells down: "Hey, no fucking!"
They couple looks at each other and yells back: "We're not fucking!"
A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again
Homer yells down: "Heeey, no fucking!"
Again they yell back, "We're not fucking!"
Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof to their shack to patch leaks.
Once again Homer yells down from high above: "Hey, I said no fucking!!"
"We said we're not fucking!!"
Finally the shift is over and Homer climbs down from the tower and the husband
starts to climb up. He's only half-way up when the wife and Homer are screwing
their brains out.
Once at the top, the husband looks out from the tower and says: "Son-of-a-gun.
From up here it DOES look like they're fucking."
(Yes, I like to press the "1" key)
What the fuck is that ni..
SHOPPED! Der, ya think?
Find the hidden prize in this picture.
Not a post without one of these..
- FFL -
- Dave's Daily.
- Funny audio.
- Vacation is the
is a cool mom.
No way. Stupid kids.
movies is dangerous.
- A lot of plane crash
out this mutha fucka.
- All kinds
of goodies at heavy.
Mile was a great movie.
transform your face?
- Need to convert some
- Romeo and
Juliet all over again.
wonder if he meant to do that.
think everything is gay.
girls hooking up at a party.
wants to work out with her?
LEARN HOW TO RIDE A BIKE!
mirror. How cool is that?
the dirty whore come with it?
a link to the Harley on Leno.
look, an elephant can use a toilet.
this weatherman suck anymore?
- They should've picked a
better name eh?
eating a bloody tampon is not healthy.
bet you wont watch all of this. (Very Nasty)
have got to stop posting all this painful stuff.
record in bench press. (Note: Sound is loud)
it's free porn passes. Some are most likely dead.
shit! You can be immortal for $25!!! right on..
- How much you wanta
bet a ugly/fat chick runs this site?
every Nintendo game. Oh you can play them too.
Song is actually dumb. The MP3 is in all that blah crap.
kept text messaging my myself and it was from "NIGGER". I'm a loser.
» Glad it's the weekend..
posted on 01/21/05 by Opie
FYI: Wondering what happened to the strip video? Well, turns out that she
may have been 17 (which is legal in my state) when the video was shot. I
also got reports that it was shot in her dorm. I just took it down because
there's really no proof on either side and I don't have time to deal with
He's very brave.
Don't piss your boss off.
I love it when funny stuff happens in porn. Like the acting.
Q and A
Q: How do you kill a retard?
A: Give him a knife and say "Who's special?"
Q. Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
A. You only have to teach them how to take off.
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
Q: How do you break up the "Million Man March"?
A: Fly overhead with helicopters and drop job applications.
Q: What do you call Vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Q: Why are there only two pallbearers at a black guys funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
Q: What kind of bees make milk?
A: A: BOO-BEES
Q: What do you call a black lady who complains?
A: A Nagger.
Q: Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
A: So he could beat the crowd.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: Did you hear about the black who died yesterday on Rt. 80?
A: He stuck his head out of the window at 100 mph and his lips beat him
Q: How do you kill 50 flys?
A: Hit a Somalian in the face with a shovel.
Q: How do they say "fuck you" in Los Angeles?
A: Trust me.
Q: How many blacks does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, it's a woman's job.
Q: Who are the two most famous black women in history?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mutha Fucker.
Q: Who is the best Jewish cook?
Q: Why don't people in Thailand take baths?
A: Because they wash-up on shore.
Q: What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
A: The back of my hand.
Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Q: How man Sorority members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, One to screw it in, and one to take a picture.
Q: Whats the difference between 9/11 and the Tsunami?
A: About 97,000 more people I don't know or care about.
Q: What's white and goes up?
A: A snowflake with downs.
I laugh at the dumbest shit.
This would have been funnier Monday.
These always get a laugh.
Why hello there Satan. (Baby)
What the hell is wrong with her neck?
No panties for her.
She needs a parrot.
- FFL -
- Funny audio?
is this guy?
Cd's from Heavy!
- Multiplayer Java
held up a sex shop..
men don't feel pain.
That fish is crazy.
it off or get bucked.
out the baby gorilla.
a real gun. I dare you.
hilton Smoking a Joint.
Trice must be poor now.
looks so nice dressed up.
some neat stuff in a jar.
thinks Miss Big Mac is hot?
lot of good health calculators.
Quit smoking and try LSD.
run an ad for the fucking bible.
is a um.. Different porn site.
game. A good one at that.
some hoops. INTERNET STYLE!
have been a team of white boys.
are the dead bodies at in this game?
girls are great. Especially naked ones.
like her daddy. FYI: She is one ugly dude.
- Anyone ever play
"Stump"? It's a drinking game.
Convention Video. Do I really need to explain?
like a giant penis to me, but so does most stuff.
strange and unusual gadgets and crap... Neat-o
the popcorn and corndogs out and watch some porn.
the states on this map. I'm amazed how much I suck.
frog. The sound is from that "Are you insane" flash video.
on American Idol. Simon said they were fat. I'd do them all.
- Some of you
may remember this credit card prank page. Worth a re-post.
- OK HERE'S THE BONSAI
KITTEN LINK. STOP SUBMITTING IT NOW. (Been posted before)
» KIDS INCORPORATED
on 01/19/05 by Opie
W.O.W.. Nobody was waiting on this right?
Well um. She almost did it.
His knee has a hole in it.
up, complete a free trial offer (Blockbuster, eFax, RealRhapsody, or StarClub
Rewards are easy), refer only 5 friends to do the same and you get a free
20GB iPod or $275 Check/PayPal.
Big blue screen of death..
Who exactly will you be showing this to? Your friends? OK fag.
Gonna be loud when he wakes up.
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of
it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said that since
Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to
bring him. If he cussed he should leave a pile of dog shit in place of the
Two days before Christmas Johnny's dad asked Johnny what he wanted. Johnny
said, "I want a goddamned teddy-bear laying right fuckin here beside me
when I wake-up Christmas morning. Then when I go downstairs I want to see
a motherfuckin' train going around the goddamned tree, and when I go outside
I want to see a red-assed fuckin' bike leaning up against the damn garage!"
Christmas morning Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a big pile
of dog shit. Confused, he walked downstairs and saw a bunch of dog shit
around the Christmas tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw
a huge pile of dog shit by the garage. When he walked back in side with
a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and asked, "So Johnny, what did
Santa bring you this year?"
Johnny replied, "I think I got a goddamned dog but I can't find the son
of a bitch."
Trees are neat.
I like the last one best.
- FFL -
new favorite site.
homes are the best.
Ashlee Simpson. Wow.
chick kills the furniture.
an Ass-Kicking machine.
month is anal sex month!
- I might
have a nightmare now.
few girls showing their titties.
the Fantastic Four trailer.
White people are stupid.
commercial, but she's hot.
is when Christina was white.
- I'm not listening to
Hung all over again.. Kind of.
pool from hell. They were white.
- You guys don't
like lesbians do you?
- Wild, Crazy, Bizarre and
blindfolded pianist plays another.
always wanted a black woman's purse.
is funny because they're in Florida.
someone is selling a laundry service
can't help it. You know you like Tyson.
a party in my pants. I like the redhead.
- Cool people
do the beatbox. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!
like Steven Disney is going retarded again.
is the best show on TV. Shut the buttfuck up.
look! Another one and it has a classic video in it.
BONINGGGG sound suddenly pops into my head..
- Funny, Strange, Bizarre
News and Pictures from around the world!
wish girls were scared of my penis. It would be all like "GRRRRRRRR" ETC..