» MLK Day is great.
on 01/17/05 by Opie
Aww this is so sad. Really sad. Yep.
Lock the door?
Since it's MLK day and all... (re-post)
Q: Why do black people only have nightmares?
A: Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Oh, and here's a nipple slip for ya..
- FFL -
- Um. All right.
for the worse.
O POLICE SITE!
shit! It's superman.
new apple Ibrator.
- Who lives in Weed,
jerks off little boys.
workout babe ever.
bad message to leave.
she's humping that door.
- The masturbating
found my new wallpaper.
singles site or something.
SAYS DON'T RIDE HORSES!
do I love boy bands. Oh boy.
need a Land Cruiser / Tank?
you Mom, WHAT? DRINK THIS!"
- Wild, Crazy, Bizarre and
wish I had a tail to whack people with.
was hoping the dumbass would get hit.
sure this site will have the new Paris video.
you're a fan of deer, you'll enjoy this trophy site.
retard just wanted his demo tape listened to!
wonder how long the ASIAN club practiced this..
story that proves fast food workers are idiots. (I bet that pissed a few
of you off)
01/14/05 by Opie
Quick post again, busy week. Mainly working on the forums. Also the forums
will stay open through Sunday then I'll close them for a few months.
go sign up
That's a big ass water balloon.
Shocking Tsunami video.
Soldiers having fun.
(A different version)
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference
between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your
brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and
tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford
for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could
really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt!
I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise
for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a million could buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially
The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three
million dollars. But, realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer.
- FFL -
really hot chick.
suck at this game.
that Ups driver.
tell lawyers any jokes.
"bank vault" city car.
great stuff over at heavy.
ASIAN people are weird.
Tiffany Teen girl is pissed.
a girl is this strong. Run.
to get the balls on each side.
watching girls shake their ass?
videos.. and more videos.
you're not suppose to see.
- He can
never get ahead in life now.
fucking? Just go jack off. Loser.
- Scroll down
to the bottom. "Do not eat.."
was hoping some boobs would pop in.
sucking penis and Death metal. Great.
- Hey look,
another cam whore with a nice ass.
- What the fuck is this?
You suck at the singing.
Here's a bigger roller coaster coming to Six Flags.
how all "rappers" thank god? Bling bling blastin niggaz.
Looking Vagina! Imagine seeing this in your rear view mirror!
Good stuff (images etc..) coming at ya Monday.
posted on 01/12/05 by
FYI X2: Friday's post will be late.
W.O.W? (Part 1 of her)
Don't worry ladies that don't enjoy W.O.W like the guys do. I have something
for you this week too. You can thank me by showing me your titties. Enjoy:
A female officer pulled over someone who was obviously a drunk driver.
The officer says "You are under arrest, Anything you say can and will be
held against you."
The drunk driver stutters and cries out "Boobs!"
I forgot to post this. Story
- FFL -
- Alias game.
vs Blue. (Halo)
guy got fried.
year old drummer.
- Human Virus Scanner.
babes in bikinis.
- Gothic Football
llama song is great.
man.. How's your head?
All fat people be more lazy.
should open a towing business.
- I bet these guys get
all the chicks.
down and look at that tongue.
Girl Dancing on the Bed in Lingerie.
jack-off record was broken again. Nuts!
Wrestling. (Girls) FYI: I still hate PETA.
- I remember
seeing this future Jordan on TV.
filming Indiana Jones or something?
hot girls stripping and making out. Yay.
- You can't just
be a Christian.. Must be a true one.
your nuts and tongue. VERY GOOD IDEA.
ft roller coaster huh.. I'm suddenly black - Fuck dat.
» quick today
posted on 01/11/05
FYI: W.O.W will be posted around 1-2pm (CST)
"Supposedly the story behind this is: The guy had a bomb strapped to his
chest (over in Iraq or whatever) and was taken out by a .50 cal sniper round."
(E-mailed to me)
Captain Obvious suspects this may be graphic.
It's not real, just watch it.
Let's play battleship on that girls face.
Um.. Well... Fishy.
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying
two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the ranger who asks him for
his fishing license.
The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they
are my pets. Everyday I come down to the water and whistle and these lobster
jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the
The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then
watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water.
The warden, wide-eyed and intrigued, says, "Now whistle to your lobsters
and show me that they will come out of the water."
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?"
- FFL -
Ring 2 trailer.
- CAM WHORE ALERT.
- Nice name
for a rock.
- Can you solve
- I really hate sites
for a Grandma.
are porn are great.
sex tape #2 coming?
Chinese Birthing Chart.
camp for bad-asses.
Factor should use cats.
way to score a hockey goal.
old people are very stupid.
I post one of these? haha
Family Circus Cartoons.
- Another flash
movie by rathergood.
forget to get some free porn.
MOUNTAIN STRAIGHT AHEAD.
service is thinking big
Fugitive hid in a store for months. Clever.
- What the fuck?
Oh it's a Uk domain.. Go figure.
- I hope
they do that 12 for a penny with this too.
you're in the Black Panthers.. Better learn the rules ni....
Gallery. Reminds me of that Brady Bunch... Nevermind..
» ---------------- line
on 01/07/05 by Opie
Any base jumpers out there?
That would scare me.
Why the hell would you do this?
A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife
was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell
His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side. A couple
of minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!"
Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," he said
"cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?"
He replied, "The drugs are wearing off!"
So that's why..
This may be only funny to me..
Haha.. That duck is crazy.
I wish she had a third titty!
I love those livejournal sites. (Huge sarcasm alert)
- FFL -
- Nice pc mod.
- Brace Yourself!
looks like fun.
made me laugh.
is a bad ass car!
tooth saved his life?
- Whatcha lookin
Alba in a hot bikini.
whales are the devil.
- Don't laugh future
part one. (Graphic)
cans while you're drunk.
you like naked girls, go here.
commercials of 2004.
met a girl online once. Crazy.
- More ghost
videos. I call bullshit.
love to see this deer up close.
win Michael was actually cool.
tell me this is a joke. Heidi no.
- Pet abuse!.. It's just
a site that reports it.
of a 16 year old girl. (Old date)
ditch the bitch before you get rich.
chicks fighting in the water in bikinis.
shit, check out the dress she's wearing!
- Video search at yahoo.
I was looking for porn.
might wear your mouse out on this game.
we have a great justice system in the US.
must be something wrong with this truck.
Disney is at it again. Fuck off and die.
the frogs, pretty easy unless you're retarded.
- The Olympics of Drunken
Embarrassment. (Good stuff)
slap fight. (This was on target, but they removed it)
» I'm a wal*mart shopper
on 01/05/05 by Opie
I need to go watch Varsity Blues now.
QUICK Q AND A
Q: What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?
A: Tiger Woods has a better driver.
In case you missed Ashlee getting booed off stage.
Uh oh.. This count as animal cruelty?
I wonder if the driver lived?
A first grade teacher wanted to help her students learn black history so
one Thursday, she told them that she would read them some famous quotes
and whoever could guess who said it could stay home from school the next
The first one she read was, "By any means necessary." Hands shot up. "Yes,
Leroy, can you tell me who said that?" "Malcom X." "That's right," said
the teacher, "You may go home now, and you don't have to come to class tomorrow."
The next one was, "I have a dream." Again, dozens of little black hands
went up. "Yes, Shaquita, do you know who said that?" "Martin Luther King,
Jr." "Why yes, that's right, you can go home early and skip school tomorrow
From the back of the classroom came a disgusted voice, "You god damn niggers
make me fucking sick." The teacher ran to the back of the room and screamed,
"Who said that!?"
The little White boy jumped out of his chair and headed for the door, saying
on his way out, "David Duke. See ya Monday, bitch!"
up, complete 1 free trial offer (Blockbuster, eFax and StarClub Rewards
are easy), refer some friends to do the same and you get a free digital
camera or $325 Check/Paypal.
- FFL -
a clever girl.
get hustled kids.
girls on web cams.
- Canada Bashing is
good reason not to race.
sexy women here.. Grrr.
- Racist games
and other flash.
body search page.
Bill Hicks fans out there?
some hot girls by typing!
- How to dress all EMO..
when do "goths" like sports?
- I got the wrong impression
on this site.
LOVE NIGGER COCK. This girl is funny.
Winter Special Olympics Commercial.
would someone want this type of doll.
babes getting ready for the night.
who stole this lady's remote to her brain?
- Half-life 2 owners
might want to try out this mod.
to know old women can still BE FUCKING CRAZY.
a shame that a story was even written about this.
- Maxi pads
are the most disgusting thing ever invented.
should get a laugh out of you. Bows and arrows hahaha
Looking Vagina! Imagine seeing this in your rear view mirror!
» New year.. and stuff
on 01/03/05 by Opie
Assassination of JFK:
First before I even get into this, I'm not even going to go into all the
"Conspiracy" stuff involved in this. I just post what's submitted and this
was submitted a few months ago. It may not even be real.
With the video that was submitted, a bunch of other pictures were included
(Graphic aftermath etc..) but you can head over to rotten.com or something
to see all that.
The clip of him getting shot. (No sound)
Lee Harvey Oswald (Man charged with the murder)
Now to a little bit of funny stuff..
Ha.. just watch and listen.
Not sure what they did, but it was pretty.
You pissed? I'm pissed. Let's piss everyone else off.
This man and this woman are riding next to each other in first class.
The man sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can't
believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his wang and wipes
the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such
a rude person exists. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He
takes his wang out and wipes the tip off.
The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three
times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your
pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?"
The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very
rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The woman then says, "Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?"
The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."
Rumor has it that this has happened before.. Weird.
- FFL -
- Brace Yourself!
- Ninja Pizza
birds one idiot.
cool war game.
funny rocky skit.
Anna. She lost millions.
- This site is retarded.
I like it.
The flash movie.
popped a boner to this chick.
a bunch of nice whores.
was gay on your birthday.
want her as my maid. Thanks.
- Yep, this
even grosses me out.
guys.. She eats everything.
- Anything with
fart noises is funny.
the review on this stun gun.
of that girl with crazy titties.
your friends boobs..priceless.
doesn't even fit these dorks.
your computer play random music?
link to the Team America sex scene.
robot powers itself. Cool beans.
with downs should not be in porn. OK?
is coming up with some funny commercials.
- Hey, this robot
can jog. (Kind of late news to some)
found god. I call bullshit, I mean look at those titties.
can't believe it's British soldiers doing this.. I really can't. REALLY!
this guy get fired off the Lifetime channel? (2nd vid on the right)