» 24 was the shit.
posted on 01/16/06 by Opie
This is funny stuff.
That reporter was probably murdered.
Don't shoot a gun.
Watch out for that cow.
I should really post the other fan stuff too. (I will soon)
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
Couple of images
What a stupid bitch.
- FFL -
- Cute nerds.
- Jessica Alba.
- Junk Bitches.
- Voodoo chick.
- Famous babes.
- Sumo wrestling.
- I don't get this.
- Myspace fun #1
- Myspace fun #2
- Myspace fun #3
- Lesbians are neat.
- Ohio drivers suck.
- Sheets gone wild.
- Cyclops kitten!!!!
- Can't stop the rock.
- Alessandra Ambrosio.
- Accident compilation.
- Ron Jeremy is for Peta.
- Very funny commercial.
- Pogo stick for adults only.
- Curious George the movie.
- Is Lindsay Lohan pregnant?
- Green pigs!? THAT'S CRAZY!
- How to make chicks hotter.
- A bunch of Family Guy clips.
- Chuck talks about the quotes.
- Prank calls to SIRIUS and XM.
- Very addicting bob-sled game.
- Rubik's Cube in 11.13 seconds.
- Street Fighter and UFC is funny.
- Victoria Secret the remix part 2.
- Crazy bitch
and here's the forum.
- I'm a hater, don't kiss me though.
- This sure is a pretty gayed up "prank".
- Everyone has probably done this, he just filmed it.
» Sorry so late. Not really.
posted on 01/11/06 by Opie
W.O.W = She's pretty.
Plug: Get a free Sony Playstation 3. Just sign up, complete a free offer(MusicNow isfree), refer some friends to do the same and it's yours free! 100% legit.
Few video clips.. bitch
Peta kitty - PART 2 (There's your goddamn warning)
Hi, I'm a sniper.
Polar Bear love. (ASIANS)
So I'm on one of those little airplanes the other day, you know the kind that only seats like 30 people, and the stewardess comes by and asks me what my weight is...
I ask her why she needs to know and she tells me that on these little planes, they calculate the combined weight of all the passengers so they only have to bring just enough fuel to get to where they're going.
I WEIGH FOUR THOUSAND FUCKING POUNDS! FILL ER UP!
Because the LAST thing I want to do is end up starving to death in the mountains because a bunch of women lied about their WEIGHT!
- FFL -
- Nice body.
- Free porn.
- Date online.
- MDX is good.
- DDR Hawking.
- Elisha Cuthbert.
- Black vs Latino.
- I like this game.
- Porn clip, ta da.
- That's a first....
- Fridge Freakout.
- eBaum vs ytmnd.
- Lost 24 Episode!!!!!
- Kate's secret fetish.
- My, those are pretty.
- Going back to the future?
- Britney's 'Almost' sex tape.
- Fun plane shooting game.
- The breakfast machine. (FG)
- Victoria Secret the remix part 1.
- Transformers movie test footage.
- Mission Impossible 3 teaser trailer.
- These are funny. (Short films, CS)
- Chuck fucking Norris knows about it.
- If you like Sydney, raise your hand.
- I would rather have the goat fur itself.
- Who cuts food with saws? (Yes, I know)
- Beavis and Butthead speak Japanese. Haha
- Having trouble painting? Get a naked chick.
- Hey, I'm that prick. That's mean and I'm telling that to your gut, or left arm.
» Monday, yep.
posted on 01/09/06 by Opie
W.O.W time = tonight.
Very immature, but funny.
He's going to fall.
Flying fish - that's crazy.
Shatner does Seven.
Facts or something
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
- FFL -
- Gay travel.
- Savvy babes.
- Penthouse pet.
- Webcam sluts.
- Angelina Jolie.
- Snow taste good.
- Amateur sex tape.
- Miami Vice trailer.
- This is a guy. A guy.
- Brutal helicopter crash.
- "Fuck, I broke my arm"
- Great Coke commercial.
- Lindsay Lohan in a bikini.
- Toni Braxton in Playboy?
- How old is this porn clip?
- Watch out for that bank.
- Don't try to burn a mouse.
- Uncensored music videos.
- These guys are just nasty.
- So, a contest of "clucking".
- Throw the Jew down the well.
- Oh my god, it's a monster cock.
- Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos.
- A bunch of great bull riding clips.
- The guy that made this site is smart.
- Taking a shit while running at full speed?
- 100 things we didn't know this time last year.
- Fuck 411, 1-800-FREE-411 doesn't cost anything.
posted on 01/06/06 by Opie
Fun in the hot tub.
If you like frogs/toads, wouldn't bother.
I wanta ride.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have felt the wrath of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "Fucking."
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever
Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.
There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Chuck Norris.
In the movie “Back to the Future” they used Chuck Norris' Delorean to go back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to him with a scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Michael J. Fox, which years later was the cause of his Parkinson's disease.
Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. The only time he didn't was in 1941, otherwise known as the beginning of the Holocaust.
Chuck Norris can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start using only his erection.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris puts the m's on M&Ms.
Chuck Norris was a hidden playable character on Mortal Kombat 2 on the Sega Genesis.
Chuck Norris is known for his modesty but readily admits that he is the 8th wonder of the natural world
Chuck Norris goes to the toilet once a month, if he needs to or not.
Chuck Norris burned down an entire forest when he was experimenting with water.
There are in fact 31 letters of the English Alphabet however only Chuck Norris knows what the extra 5 letters are.
Occasionally Chuck Norris will call up the Power Rangers just to say hi.
Chuck Norris has no concept of time, if you go to his house you won't find a single clock. When you ask to leave because it's getting late he stares at you blankly until you sit back down.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris once ate a banana without having to peel it.
Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris' house is a Total Gym
In a recent interview, Chuck Norris told Entertainment Tonight co-host Mary Hart that his most memorable role was when he played the third breast on the hooker in "Total Recall".
Chuck Norris once did a back flip off the Great Wall of China.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.
Chuck Norris caught all 386 pokemon in just under 2.7 seconds. He says he won't trade any of them for anything.
In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for one scene and nobody noticed.
Chuck Norris broke his own leg, purely for the sake of winning the paralympics.
Chuck Norris will never fully be male nor female. Doctors once asked him which he preferred. He gave them an ad for a Total Gym.
Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.
Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
If you look in a mirror and say "Chuck Norris" three times, he will appear and kill your entire family... but at least you get to see Chuck Norris.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
Chuck Norris was the original Danny Tanner on the hit family sitcom, "Full House". He was replaced by Bob Saget after an unfortunate incident with one of the Olsen triplets.
When Chuck Norris was driving he saw a sign that said, "Caution: Small Children Playing." So he slowed down, but then it occurred to him: Chuck Norris isn't afraid of small children.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas
A Chevy truck was totalled in a car accident. It hit black ice, then hit Chuck Norris. You tell me what did the damage.
Everytime Chuck Norris hears the term ‘Virgin’ Mary he laughs out loud…
It used to be called the Tower of Pisa…until Chuck Norris decided to roundhouse kick the shit out of it
Chuck Norris kills 14 white people at the end of every week just to prove he isn’t racist.
And some more!
I saw this dog on a house while working.
100% real. I swear.
The tongue makes me faster.
GRRRR What am I doing?
- FFL -
- Jenna fans?
- Buffy's Boobs
- What the hell..
- Fighting game.
- I like her.. hair.
- Free image host.
- Awww, poor cat.
- 103-inch plasma!
- SIN CITY Sequel?
- Funny MTV prank.
- HARDCORE Puking
- Mrs. Doubtfire 2? No.
- Those crazy ASIANS.
- Check out this booty.
- This is bad and racist.
- Bible porn. That'll do it.
- Angelina Jolie Pregnant?
- Robocop invades WCW!
- Meat instead of an ipod.
- What's that Jessica has?
- Dumbest shit of the day...
- Goddamn this fucking game.
- Boy, does that look like fun.
- A bunch of porn clips in one.
- Criss Angel walks up a building.
- A very creepy plastic surgeon,
- Something is wrong with this girl.
- A site that has an old people fetish.
- God, imagine waking up in this academy.
- Somebody has downs. (Picture in the back)
- Her can't ever get away. HAHAHAhaha... No.
- If she gets 134 more freckles, she'll have a tan.
- Letterman to O'Reilly,60% of what you say is Crap!
- If you want to moon someone, head over to Maryland.
» Touch my penis.
posted on 01/04/06 by Opie
Back to some good W.O.W
Goddamn that Mr. T is smart.
Neat-O card trick.
That's a neat trick with her ass.
Great use of a condom.
(I didn't type this)
1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business Reply Mail Envelope.
4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold in your hand.
5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away whistling.
I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.
I'll have some images Friday
- FFL -
- Free porn.
- Peter is fat.
- Spy Hunter.
- Bowling time.
- I like to move.
- Play some tetris.
- Carli Banks is hot.
- Robospanker on Stern.
- Yeah! Ride that penis.
- Yeah, she can shake it.
- Dumb and Dumber rules.
- Poor animals. I'm hungry.
- MySpace haircut awards.
- I like this solitaire version.
- I still think Firefox is dumb.
- Southpark Studio version 2.
- Too much junk in the trunk.
- Two-headed snake for 150k.
- Damn cracker ass white girls.
- Every fat person must get this.
- Kevin Federline is the best rapper.
- Best and Worst of 2005. (Movies)
- Mission Impossible 3 teaser trailer.
- Chappelle clip. (I know black people)
- See if you can make it to 20 seconds.
- They should have gotten points for this.
- This kid has a bright future ahead of him.
- Hot latina Carolina Ardohain at the beach.
- I really hate country music. (Not this video though)
» A new year.
posted on 01/02/06 by Opie
Figured I'd throw something together.. ON MY DAY OFF.
New Mel Gibson movie "Apocalypto" That image pops up around 1:46.
Don't kiss your opponent.
Lots of pain.
Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. "Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision "That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be fucked if he needed glasses."
- FFL -
- Cops: Santa.
- Bumper cars.
- Good parking.
- Shark attack!
- Three naked girls.
- Video Headstones.
- Joe dirt ring a bell?
- Come onnnn tittie.
- So, this was used?
- Find yourself a date.
- ASIAN shooting game.
- Jessica and her friend.
- Messed up moneyshot.
- That guy freaks me out.
- Gwen Stefani's Pregnant.
- I want to swim at that pool.
- Marry a dolpin..Crazy bitch.
- Jay Leno - Free photo booth.
- Old guy from Old school died.
- She has too much make-up on.
- The Brazilian bombshell Giselle.
- Great feedback for this eBayer.
- How many phobias do you have.
- Only posting because of the slap.
- Falling sand game. Big time killer.
- Yep, I'm a Scientist. I study spoons.
- Steal stuff before you get caught.
- Apparently all of them were on foot.
- Have you seen this man? (Scroll down)
- Who the hell would pay $4500 for a nigger puzzle?
- I'd be the guy walking around with a boner the whole time.
- BET HE WOULD NOT HAVE DID THAT TO A BLACK FAN!!! (Kidding, I don't care)