posted on 01/15/07 by Opie
In case you haven't noticed the right side has changed a little. I have more stuff I want to do so stay tuned..
This is freaking insane!
New Saddam video with a surprise.
Extreme video compilation. (Like the owned one)
This is pretty cool.
The laugh song.. ASIANS...
There's a monster in him!
Redneck Pickup Lines
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
Good job Fox.
Well of course!
All 3 of their pussy shots in 1!
He can arm the shit out her.
Come on tittie!
Something isn't right in this picture.
Hell is a hot place.
PLAY WITH ME OR DIE!
He has problems.
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- Gay robot?
- Guy Vs Girl.
- Sexy blonde.
- Sweet body.
- Babes in panties.
- Naughty Nicole.
- Freestyle battle.
- Sword Vs Arrow.
- Jessica Vs Britney.
- Nice tanned chick.
- Catfish are dumb.
- The Steve-o game.
- Coffee break clown.
- Window washing cat.
- Watch live surgeries.
- Mugshot search. haha
- Lonely teen gets naughty.
- Jessica Biel is megalicious.
- A flash version of Warcraft.
- Chicken Noodle Soup, Baby!
- It's an ASIAN whore. Hooray!
- Guess those milk cartons work.
- Bottle of vodka in 20 seconds.
- She learns how to skateboard.
- I wouldn't help that bitch either.
- Don't jerk it to much to this one.
- Apparently we have a super hero.
- Sex with her would hurt your teeth.
- Save 5 seconds on folding your shirt.
- Find your lost cell phone through google.
- Someone get this man (Bush) a Kleenex.
- Father decapitates is 4 year old daughter..
- Cops take down an elderly woman with a gun.
- Chinese teen kills self when blind date turns ugly.
- Semen loaded water gun and little girls. Bad man!
- Real violent girl Vs girl street fights caught on camera!
» USB butt plug
posted on 01/12/07 by Opie
Note: Some changes are coming Sunday..
New Diet Pepsi commercial that is hilarious.
Don't watch if you like pigs...
Eddie Murphy/Mr. Rogers.
I hope this is real.
I'd rather be thirsty.
The guy he's fighting is 40.
There's a pole there.
To bad this is fake.
This kid is fucking dumb.
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home. Being a good Samaritan, the man agrees. The bartender writes down the address and gives it to him.
The man walks over and tries to wake Mr. Murphy but Mr. Murphy is groggy and quite drunk. The man helps Mr. Murphy to his feet and Mr. Murphy falls to the floor in a heap.
"Jeez," the man says wondering how anyone could drink so much. He takes Murphy by the arm and practically drags him out to the car. Once there he leans him against the side of his car while he looks for his keys. Mr. Murphy slides down to the ground. The man finds his keys and manages to get Murphy positioned in the car.
He then drives to the address the bartender gave him. He opens the passenger door and helps Mr. Murphy out and the guy falls to the ground. Cursing softly now, the man helps him to his feet and practically drags him to the front door. He lets go of Mr. Murphy to knock on the door and the guy falls down again. He helps him to his feet as Mrs. Murphy answers the door.
"Hi, Mrs. Murphy? Your husband had a little too much to drink tonight so I gave him a ride home."
"That was nice of you," she says, looking around, "But....where's his wheelchair?"
- FFL -
- Hi Meg.
- Dick face.
- She's pretty.
- Soccer Whiff.
- I like her ass.
- Hulk on coke.
- Orgasm as art.
- Hungry blonde.
- Motorcycle fun.
- Ghetto Fights 3.
- Spiderman 3 site.
- Share your videos.
- Weed factory busted.
- Belly dancers are hot.
- Goth chick strips down.
- Robot fish in the water.
- Cameron is single again.
- Girls masturbating is hot.
- R Kelly on South park clip.
- Check out this dude. haha
- Dirty Dancing Detroit style.
- Al Roker goes down via wind.
- Still not sure how he did this.
- Conan Playing baseball in 1864.
- Boiling water at 45 below zero.
- Street Fighter - The Later Years.
- Watch the leaked episodes of 24!
- Huge brand condoms with standard sizes.
- Who cares about the girls.. They're naked!
- Everything you want to know about sperm.
- Shoe lace trick. I love the ASIAN "What the hell".
» silly penguin
posted on 01/10/07 by Opie
Christina Model has a nice bush.
Bonus Christina pics
Why doesn't she just get naked already?... bitch.
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:
This should clear up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
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- Oh a Latina.
- 3 point dunk.
- Upskirt prank!
- Happy clicking.
- School girl cam.
- Amateur couple.
- I want this beer.
- Disgusting chicks.
- The World Islands.
- It smells like pussy.
- Mirta gets naughty.
- Download free porn.
- Old school boob fun.
- Terrific Twins-Tastic.
- Damn that was crazy.
- I suddenly need an apple.
- He tries out a shock collar.
- Elena Santarelli photoshoot.
- The Apple iphone looks cool.
- Pamela Anderson rides cock.
- I'd like to join a lesbian orgy.
- Worlds smallest RC helicopter.
- Check out this meteor shower.
- Scarlett Johansen gets exposed.
- What an excellent doll for you kid.
- A video without any white people.
- How to avoid being arrested by cops.
- Teacher returns library book from 1960.
- Tons of TV shows to watch on your PC!
- Screech might have used a "stunt" penis.
- Is this guy retarded? You'll laugh either way.
- College girls stripping on cams for book money.
- This 18 year old has a perfect body. (Shower)
- He has a wonderful homosexual life to look forward to.
posted on 01/08/07 by Opie
Back to early posting, so if you missed Friday scroll down dumbass.
Fun notes: December archives will go up later today and New season of Dailybabe will start.
Clip from the new 24 season. FYI eps 1-4 leaked out.
Who needs arms to play the guitar?
He has the best laugh.
They were originally playing YMCA.
Hyenas are dirty.
I want one of these.
Cheerleaders fall down a lot.
Cool rally crash video.
Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds.
I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late."
His friend looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.
I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say 'WHO'S HORNY????!!!' and she acts like she's sound asleep! Works every time!"
OK Heather, You're famous now.
Ashlee Simpson tittie!
No bucket for you.
I'd be happy too.
She's going to eat him.
Penis x 3.
Supposedly a little kid drew this.
I know some dumb people like this.
Not sure what the hell he was thinking.
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- Wii Sex.
- Oh god no.
- Paris Hilton.
- I'd so do her.
- Britney is hot.
- Avery Adams.
- Ice storm pics.
- School girl sex.
- The big 'O' show.
- Shakira's cousin.
- Simpsons in Anime.
- Inside Man sequel?
- Bloody rage game.
- Good lookin' lesbians.
- Girls that are rockers.
- Little Superstar spoof.
- Owned by a hot chick.
- Chicks taking a shower.
- I love "hidden" cameras.
- This chick has a nice ass.
- He probably pulled his tail.
- Signal booster for your cell.
- I will never stop jacking off.
- Some dumb webcam whore.
- Don't mess with Vegas cops.
- Crazy rollercoaster from Japan.
- How to become a Double Agent.
- Inventor of instant noodles died.
- This kid fell through "the closet".
- Should I add a black people joke?
- Learn how to spin a pencil. (I suck)
- Don't get why people wear diapers.
- Hey ladies this guy is single... haha
- Gameboy that was bombed still works.
- Batteries that you recharge via USB port.
- What's wrong with the celebrity pictures.
» Running with bananas
posted on 01/05/07 by Opie
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Spiders on drugs!
Rampage VS Liddell. (PRIDE)
Snakes on a Plane gag reel from DVD. (Spoilers)
Two heads are better than one.
USC cheerleader cheered wrong again!
I want to get married like this.
She forgot her panties.
Those crazy ASIANS and Pacman.
Megan Ewing & Adriana Lima
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years.
After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away.
Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away.
Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say.
“You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”
- FFL -
- Lohan review.
- Suck that dick!
- Iraq Army babe.
- Sexy costumes.
- Dirty cheerleader.
- Baby likes to fart.
- Links to funny shit.
- Oral sex nightmare.
- KKK recruitment drive.
- Hannibal Rising movie.
- A subway hero. Hooray.
- Game that's a time killer.
- Elephant and a Rhino...?
- The Party boy dance off.
- Kill everyone in your path.
- Say hi to this hot blonde.
- Voicing over porn. (Looping)
- Now that's two wheel drive.
- Just some hot girls in public.
- Dirty fighter takes out the ref.
- That talking dog on Letterman.
- AT&T and Bellsouth are merging.
- New movie The Cleaner contest.
- Parasites take over a snails brain.
- People like this shouldn't reproduce.
- Aircraft carrier built from 300,000 legos.
- An ASIAN Backstreet Boys or something..
- No offense but this kid was a fucking idiot.
- Slingbox let's you access your cable anyway.
- Men arrested for the leaked Saddam hanging.
- Young couple caught fucking in the bathroom.
- Make free calls from your PC. (I haven't tried it)
posted on 01/03/07 by Opie
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I wonder what will walk by...
Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: "Saul, sell your business." He ignores it.
It goes on for days. "Saul, sell your business for $3 million." After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store.
The voice says ‘Saul, go to Las Vegas." He asks why. "Saul, take the $3 million to Las Vegas." He obeys, goes to a casino.
Voice says, "Saul , go to the blackjack table and put it down all on one hand." He hesitates but knows he must. He’s dealt an 18. The dealer has a six showing.
"Saul, take a card." What? The dealer has — "Take a card!" He tells the dealer to hit him. Saul gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy.
"Saul, take another card." What? "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!" He asks for another card. It’s another ace. He has twenty. "Saul, take another card," the voice commands. I have twenty! Saul shouts.
"TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!" booms the voice. Hit me, Saul says. He gets another ace. Twenty one. The booming voice goes: "Un-fucking-believable!"
Kim is a whore.
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- Halo 3.
- Uh oh.
- Party babes.
- More Carmen.
- Want her back?
- Holy fake titties.
- Fuck'em & Kill'em.
- Perverted beauty.
- How a CD is made.
- George W. imitation.
- Psychic gets busted.
- Dumped on the radio.
- Haha.. What a pussy.
- Zoom in on the boobs.
- Subway suicide failed.
- Breaking glass by singing.
- Cornhole. (Safe search off)
- Gorillas banging each other!
- Iron Sheik doesn't like Kramer.
- Dr. Phil soundboard prank call.
- Undercover cop hit with a brick.
- Motorcycle gets away fro police.
- How to be the perfect girlfriend.
- F bomb on MTV's New Years Eve.
- 10 worst rock star plane crashes.
- God didn't tell him... the booze did.
- The penis in the microwave was fake.
- A condom to protect women against HIV.
- Here's the site on how not to get busted.
- Because Italy would get the "family" to do it.
- I didn't know porn was like this back in the day.
» Hangover central
posted on 01/01/07 by Opie
PROBLEMS VIEWING VIDEO FILES?
and download the file (even though it says for netscape navigator) Run the downloaded file and all should be fixed.
If that doesn't work here are a few more options
Anyway, only two videos worth posting today... (Mainly because I'm still hungover)
UFC 66 Chuck VS Tito. (Big download)
A guy meets a hooker in a bar.
She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words."
The guy replies, "Hey, why not?"
He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."
A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother’s crazy, he thinks he’s a chicken." The doctor says, "Why don’t you turn him in?" The guy says, "We would. But we need the eggs."
- FFL -
- I'm not emo.
- Disco Blondie.
- Dumbass cops.
- Scary Seinfeld.
- I suck at this game.
- Sumo car wrestling.
- Baboon vs Flamingos
- Kick his ass seabass!
- Holy shit... Holy shit.
- Extreme Squirting Girls.
- We're doomed in 2007.
- Cool stop motion video.
- Cute girl whoops a guy.
- You guys like this song?
- Not all refs are pussies.
- Yay for Jennifer Garner.
- A goddess named Kate.
- Another Simpsons trailer.
- I like it when pornstars box.
- Travis Pastrana is the man.
- The Internet rainbow.. Hmm.
- This is so gay it's ridiculous.
- Dumbass fucking
Ni black guy.
- March of the Penguins spoof.
- Would any of you ride these?
- Oh this is for you Mr. Brandon.
- Will do anything for dental work.
- Of course 9/11 was for money.
- My god. They are going to eat him.
- Funniest clip off the Southpark movie.
- Damn $1,200 for that big ass swiss knife.
- Where did "Children of Men" come from? Looks good.
- I so want to bang Christina model. (I would call her that)