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� pee posted on 11/30/05 by Opie

Note: Post are going to slim down this month since the Christmas time over at Ups is here. Post may also be different besides the days you're used to. So just check back, bitch.

W.O.W is up, sorry for the wait.
I'm smart

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A democratic congressional candidate in Texas .
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President (DUH)
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"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"--Lee Iacocca
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"The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports analyst.
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President
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"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP (damn he's smart)
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"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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- Nice ass.
- Girls + Beer
- Feed her to lions.
- Nice photo shoot.
- The sexy Brooke Burns.
- He has more ball than me.
- Very expensive car auction.
- Dumbass doing a train stunt.
- Girl from Harry Potter naked?
- Banned Xbox 360 commercial.
- Some more great porn for ya.
- I bet Walmart wont have these.
- Kate doing the school girl thingy.
- Didn't see that coming in the fight.
- Everyone laughs when you fall down.
- Bird game that doesn't make much sense.
- Any of you guys need a twig and berries warmer?
- Peter goes to the Health care center? (Family Guy)

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� Film yourself singing... and be dumb. posted on 11/28/05 by Opie

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OCD Mailman. I almost pissed my pants. (I cut a few minutes out too)

Alizee is to hot for her pants.

Bomb.

Apparently she's in charge.

Wait in line for an Xbox 360, then break it.

Kate must be on something.
Joke

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

The Husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

Learn how to do some of David Blaine's tricks. (Adobe Acrobat format)
Another joooke.

A man and his friend were hunting deer in rural Missouri near a blacktop highway.

A huge buck walked by and the hunter carefully drew his bow and took careful aim.

Before he could release his arrow, his friend alerted him to a funeral procession passing on the road below their stand.

The hunter slowly let off the pressure on his bow, took off his hat, bowed his head and closed his eyes in prayer.

His friend was amazed. "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are the kindest man I have ever known."

The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years."

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Stare at this, then move back 12 feet. (While sill looking)

Looking at porn?

Hmmm.
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- Hot babes.
- Nice titties.
- Naked girls.
- Gross prank.
- Bush fucked.
- SNL boner skit.
- Toni in a bikini.
- Short porn clip.
- Raven and Kate.
- Catwalk catfight.
- Car for half price.
- Extreme Unicycle.
- I smell like strippers.
- Double Agent Kerry
- Jenny forced to strip.
- See, rape can be fun.
- Feel like throwing up?
- Very cool pool tricks.
- Extreme overclocking.
- Worlds fastest Viper.
- Exploding Ketchup prank.
- I'm allergic to peanuts too.
- Black people have freckles?
- She's blonde and naughty.
- Not funny. Mr. Miyagi died.
- Manshow boy clip. (Fake ID)
- Girl eats a LIVE preying mantis.
- Hottie teaches guys how to kiss.
- Banned from the pool. (Funny cartoon)
- Throw that fat piece of shit Santa around.
- This picture has "GRRRRR" written all over it.
- Southpark making fun of Tom Cruise and stupid Scientology.
- Black Friday really lives up to the name. (If you catch my drift)

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� ----line----line posted on 11/23/05 by Opie

W.O.W time.

This cop is a bad boy... bad boy.

DDR in Counter strike.

I'd do her.
Joke

These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on dates and all came home at about the same time.

The first one said, "You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up."

The second one said, "No, you know you've been on a good date when you come home with your makeup all smeared."

The third one said nothing, but reached under her skirt, removed her panties and threw them against the wall, where they stuck.

She said, "Now THAT'S a good date!"

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An E-viewer's ex did this to his BMW. Fuuuck that.

Damn Nigga!
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- She's wet.
- Webcam sluts.
- Bathroom sex.
- Surprise visitor.
- Massive stoner.
- Bit by a python.
- Nude teen photos.
- Good porn is here.
- Knife magic is crazy.
- Find yourself a date.
- 30 second striptease.
- I need a death spider.
- Hot Lithuanian model.
- Kiera Knightley's boobs.
- Chappelle doing R Kelly.
- Hey, that ugly dog died.
- Doing it on the webcam.
- Check out that Kangaroo.
- Well, I think he's innocent.
- This ASIAN magician is crazy.
- Sex during Thanksgiving stories.
- How to answer loaded questions.
- Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2005.
- So she has 3 years to fuck that little boy legal..
- Got a big dick? Read here. Little dick? Kill yourself.

See you guys Monday and Happy Holidays..

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� Change the channel posted on 11/21/05 by Opie

Now this is Christmas lights.
Joke!

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Everytime time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.

Well, after 20 years the wife finally decided she would break him of this crazy habit.

So one night in the middle of hot, screaming wild sex, she got up and turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw her husband holding a battery-operated leisure device.....a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than his real one.

She went completely nuts, screaming "YOU IMPOTENT BASTARD!" She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years?

You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly; "I'll explain the toy.....you explain the kids."

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