» nothing = nothing
posted on 11/29/06 by Opie
"I'm not a fucking horse, Yes you are"
Britney Spears twat shot
I love how Paris tries to keep her legs shut.
There is a golfer who goes to his country club to play a round.
He goes up to the front desk and asks for a tee time and a cart. The desk worker replies I am sorry sir, but we do not have carts anymore…we have replaced them with robots.
Astonished, and a little pissed off the golfer says fine whatever just give me a damn robot.
So he takes the robot and begins his round. When he gets to about the 5th hole he tells the robot to give him his seven iron.
The robot replies negative, you should use a six iron. At this point an argument begins which lasts about five minutes. He says look robot I have been a golfer for over 30 years. I think I know what club to use…give me the damn seven iron.
The robot refuses over and over. Finally he asks for the six iron and the robot gives it to him. He takes it still muttering under his breath, and lines up his shot and smacks the shit out of the ball. It bounces once and then goes in the hole.
The golfer is pumped. He goes on to play the best round of his life with the robots help.
The next week he comes in and asks the desk worker for a tee time and a robot. The desk worker says I am sorry we had to get rid of the robots. The golfer obviously irritated asks why?
I played the best round of my life last week. The clerk stated that the robots shiny metal bodies were interfering with other golfers games.
The golfer said that is silly why didn’t you just paint them black? The desk worker replied we already tried that sir, and the next day we caught five of them stealing from us and the rest didn’t show up to work.
- FFL -
- FREE PORN!
- Sinful shirts.
- MILF booty.
- Hot galleries.
- I love Alizee.
- MS Paint porn.
- Fun with Tivo.
- Man & Wife clip.
- Secret pleasures.
- Hot ASIAN chick.
- Rudolfs Revenge.
- Pretty fun game.
- Jennifer McCarthy.
- Defend your base.
- Hot blonde gallery.
- Borat on Fox news.
- Smurfette sex theory.
- Sexy lockheart blonde.
- Funny crash compilation.
- School girl riding the cock.
- Sexy Alessandra Ambrosia.
- Dogs in China have it rough.
- Young teens get disgusting.
- Watch TV shows on your PC.
- How to crack a combination lock.
- Spa lights are better than candles.
- I'd like to visit this weapons factory.
- RIAA wants the Internet shut down.
- This webcam chick has a nice little body.
- Pocket photo album your girlfriend may like.
- Video of the guy that gambled his life savings.
- Banned WoW player threatens Blizzard with suicide.
- Thank you CNN for letting me know what pajamas people die in.
- Video of a Guy that gets dumped by his GF and becomes a player.
» Later than usual
posted on 11/27/06 by Opie
Hey guys this is a EFer (forum member) that is missing.
If you're in the Chicago area and have seen this guy please contact the Belmont Area detectives at (312) 744-8266.
Click on his image for more details. Thanks!
IMAGE DUMP TODAY
Never seen a deer do that.
Dog and a pig.
Point out the emo.
Who doesn't belo... oh wait.
I thought they liked balls.
Oh that Kramer.
A lot of pigs.
Would be a wise choice.
PBF comics are the best.
Tour bus for special people.
Get in the trunk!
Such a cool bridge.
This is really hot.
Oh! That's what it was.
Yay for teachers.
- FFL -
- Sick fetish.
- NASA rocket.
- She's a cutie.
- Where's Biff?
- Playboy Party.
- Melissa Midwest.
- Two naked sluts.
- Man with no face.
- Zero-Gravity chair.
- Who's your daddy?
- Haha, this is crazy.
- Oh yeah, she's hot.
- Blind date from hell.
- I hate muffins now.
- Evolution of Gaming.
- Fast Food Freestyle.
- My new favorite song.
- A bunch of skate falls.
- Getting boobs painted.
- Ghost in the car? Bullshit.
- Bowling through the roof.
- I'd bang Jamie Lee Curtis.
- Pretty cool shooting game.
- 3 hotties are better than 1.
- Blondes get naked in a car.
- I want a fucking air scooter.
- Cheating MILF gets busted.
- Another sybian rider on Stern.
- Skull tattoo on his face. Idiot.
- Spiderman 3 sneak peak part 1.
- Spiderman 3 sneak peak part 2.
- Jessica Alba as Jessica Simpson.
- Reporter doesn't like drunk girls.
- A black thief is stuck in a chimney.
- Britney Spears doesn't wear panties.
- Groom shot to death on his wedding day.
- Salma Hayek & Penelope Cruz get naughty.
- I can't understand the words, but I see hotties.
- I guess this is like "Feed the ASIANS" or something.
» I'm stuffed.
posted on 11/24/06 by Opie
Fresh Prince of metal!
Tracy Morgan in Blackass.
Not a stripper pole.
Clay Aiken is such a fucking faggot.
This black dude is hilarious.
Join the contest like these girls did.
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation escape by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some outrageous shorts, shirts, and sandals.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their tourist garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine, and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a string bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said, "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually. Then, she passed on by. They were both stunned.. How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud, you could hear them before you saw them. Once again in their new attire, they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, this time topless with just a thong bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again, she nodded at each of them. She said, "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father," and started to walk away.
One of the Priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute young lady."
"Yes, Father?," she said.
"We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
"Father, it's me, Sister Margaret."
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Oh that Hogan!
Not to bad.
I do too.
He's taking our womens.
New world record.
Like me holding a sign saying "whiteman"
More studying less eating.
The exact opposite of above image.
Something you don't see everyday.
- FFL -
- Bruno B.
- Evil Woman.
- Just a whore.
- Fine teen ass.
- Sexist T-shirts.
- Gorilla eats shit.
- Funbag flashing.
- Heidi Klum is hot.
- Really hot blonde.
- Taser to the nuts.
- Britney Spears vid.
- Backwards bowling.
- White boys rapping.
- What the hell is that?
- He has great balance.
- My new favorite song.
- This is a big ass shark.
- Her boobs sure are nice.
- BMX bike jump goes bad.
- Playstation 3 Rubiks Ad.
- Kramer's rap song. haha
- Pretty hot webcam chick.
- Linerider jumps the shark.
- What a cool place to live.
- Damn everyone is crashing.
- GangBang Jenny McCarthy.
- Yo Momma's on crack rock.
- Lesbians with dildos.. Hooray!
- More Adriana Lima in a bikini.
- Anyone double jointed like this?
- Victoria Secret swimsuit models.
- Laundry room chick goes too far.
- Webcam wannabe wonderfulness.
- Watch out for the stingray. (Shirt)
- Police shoot unarmed man 81 times.
- Tyra strips and so does the audience.
- Doesn't look like an exercise machine to me.
» ( . ) ( . )
posted on 11/22/06 by Opie
I like the sounds.
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus my brother?"
The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God have you found Jesus?"
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in."
- FFL -
- Strip poker.
- Beer t-shirt.
- Hot N' Horny.
- Nude galleries.
- Don't do drugs.
- Captain Crabs!
- Ali G and Kobe.
- Cleavage Shot.
- Tall chicks rock.
- Pamela Anderson.
- Oh just a porn clip.
- Oral sex nightmare.
- Tyra Banks Secrets.
- Basketball bloopers.
- Animals are sneaky.
- Perfect Storm style.
- Myspace Toilet Tom.
- Hi, I have big ass tittas.
- Hot little chick stripping.
- The new busty Britney.
- Midget fight on SPINGER!
- PETA hates thanksgiving.
- PS3 of free tacos for life?
- Largest cigar in the world.
- Perverted sexual role-play.
- Hooray for topless boxing.
- All your favorite TV shows.
- Lindsay Lohan GQ photoshoot.
- Kramer is a racist, but who isn't?
- All this for a playstation 3? Sad.
- Hidden text in notepad. (XP only)
- US soldiers teasing little Iraqi kids.
- Real version of SNAKES ON A PLANE!
- So monks cut off their wieners now?
- Looks like Sydney Moon. (Nice rack)
- Just eat pussy if you want to taste fish.
- A game that might make you feel like a pilot.
- Be sure to check out the contest on the side.
- Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix teaser trailer.
- UCLA police taser some dumb student. I laugh at him. haha
Bunch of funny stuff coming at ya Friday.
» west side
posted on 11/17/06 by Opie
Post will resume on Wednesday. I'm sick and it sucks.
The best C-SPAN prank calls.
Topher changing into Venom.
Not sure how that happened.
Cool dice stacking.
Not so bright burglar.
If Raptors were black...
Oh that Donald!
Putting a furby in a microwave.
Chicks in swimsuits.
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly. "Yes, I do" she replies. The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued.. "Do you remember ! when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have been released today".
Wife : #@%*&@%#!!!
- FFL -
- Eye smoker.
- Class ninjas.
- White thong.
- Elisha Cuthbert.
- Slutty Camgirls.
- Hot nude galleries.
- Turtle with wheels.
- Talking robot bank.
- Kind of like Rambo.
- Nice natural titties.
- The wrist goes snap.
- A flying alarm clock.
- These guys are weird.
- Paper thin lamps. Neat.
- Holly Valance superbabe.
- I bet you $10 you laugh.
- The 411 on Adriana Lima.
- New Rocky Balboa trailer.
- Lindsay Lohan out braless.
- Getting dressed for school.
- Captain Planet vs Gandalf.
- A bunch of cool explosions.
- She's in the shower.. naked.
- Panty pulling pussy perverts.
- Maybe the ugliest pussy ever.
- Jennifer Lopez private photos.
- Better than sex with Meg Ryan.
- Windows 3D pinball hidden trick.
- MySpace child predator exposed.
- Awesome multiplayer mafia game.
- Eva Herzigova in the twisted tango.
- Knock the blocks are from under her.
- I thought most fat girls have big tits?
- Watch a bunch of TV shows on your PC.
- Jerry Seinfeld's new Bee movie. Check the teaser.
- OK, they are saying there is a real Britney sex tape.