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Rape me posted on 11/14/08 by Opie



The new Hitler!!!!!



Hi! I'm dumb.



Cats are stupid animals.



I think this dog is MAD.



Skittles are for fags too.



This dog can do a back flip.



This guy can't.



Maybe this cat is just lazy.



He didn't make it.



5 more minutes!

Joke

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER
My girl gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF
My wife farted... bad, and I couldn't brief.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
When all my family gets in the car, there's not mushroom .

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
My girl wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY
You told me you were goin' to the store and July to me! Julyer!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market but she didn't wafer me!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
I have some cake to share with my wife- this is my piece and this is herpes.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE
I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HARASSMENT
My old lady caught me in bed with my girlfriend so I said harassment nothing to me!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW
I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BISHOP
We went out to the club and my old lady got drunk and fell down, so I had to pick the bishop!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY
Hey, I'm going to eat Paco's food, tell me if juicy him.

Images



Holy BEES!



And I thought she was just a Jew.



F.



What the...



It scared me too.

- FFL -

[NSFW] - Nude.
[ SFW ] - Hot babe.
[NSFW] - Black book.
[ SFW ] - Girls sleeping.
[ SFW ] - Girl next door.
[NSFW] - Dating for adults.
[ SFW ] - Ask a gay guy?..
[ SFW ] - Cat Vs toothbrush.
[ SFW ] - Break dance surprise.
[NSFW] - Chat with naked sluts.
[ SFW ] - This wheelchair rules.
[ SFW ] - Make oral easy for her.
[ SFW ] - Obama Word Association.
[ SFW ] - Nothing, you'll just laugh.
[ SFW ] - Is this considered dancing?
[ SFW ] - I'd like to caress that booty.
[ SFW ] - The Matrix runs on Windows.
[ SFW ] - Reasons not to drink so much.
[NSFW] - Why does this say penile exam?
[ SFW ] - Make him run by typing. I suck.
[ SFW ] - Mostly Drunk with Chance of Horny.
[ SFW ] - Let's make our kids say "Fuck Obama".
[ SFW ] - Snake hunting.. These guys are crazy.
[NSFW] - Nasty porn is always fun. (Skip to the end)
[ SFW ] - He changed his name to a bunch of superheroes.



Christian day posted on 11/12/08 by Opie



W.O.W



Sex underwater.



She shows them.

Joke

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a handywoman and started canvassing the neighborhoods.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said.

"How much will you charge me?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes ."

A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect her money. "You finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats - no extra charge."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added ... "It's not a Porch, It's an Audi."

Images



This kid is awesome.



That girl taking a shit?



I think someone just gave birth to this woman.



FUNNY DOGGIE!



The Pedo Bear is present.



Yay for beach nerds.



New member of Cheetah Girls.



Funny how that worked out.

- FFL -

[NSFW] - XXX.
[NSFW] - HOT!
[NSFW] - Hot ass.
[NSFW] - Slutty sites.
[ SFW ] - Chinese Babe.
[ SFW ] - The black hole.
[ SFW ] - Some hot girls.
[NSFW] - Erotic meeting.
[ SFW ] - Pierced animals.
[ SFW ] - Game over for Bush.
[ SFW ] - Girls in funny shirts.
[ SFW ] - Neighborhood watch.
[ SFW ] - My jaw dropped too.
[ SFW ] - This is for Jesus freaks.
[ SFW ] - First 5 minutes of COD5.
[ SFW ] - These guys fucking suck.
[ SFW ] - I want a baby in a bottle.
[ SFW ] - I see more than one pig.
[NSFW] - She should just be naked.
[NSFW] - They strip, you rate them.
[ SFW ] - 100 movie spoilers in 5 minutes.
[NSFW] - A tug job that gave me a boner.
[ SFW ] - Waking up your sleeping buddy.
[ SFW ] - Some pretty cool "How to" videos.
[NSFW] - Adrienne Bailon's ass (Cheetah Girl)
[ SFW ] - Give me an "I WANT TO RAPE YOU"
[ SFW ] - Vote for the Top 99 Women of 2009.
[ SFW ] - I wish Amy Winehouse would just die.
[ SFW ] - In case you haven't seen Heidi Klum Guitar Hero.



der der posted on 11/10/08 by Opie



This woman is an excellent driver.



Maybe the worst nut buster ever.



Don't kiss your opponent.



Maybe it's a drive-thru.



Best movie line ever.



Ricky Martin does death metal!

Joke

There are four blokes in a prison cell together: a zoophile, a sadist, a necrophiliac and a gay guy.

The zoophile sighs and says, "You know, if there was a cat here I'd fuck it until I pass out."

The sadist nods, and sighs, "And once you were done with it, I.d Torture it until it died."

The necrophiliac leans in and agrees, "Oh yeah, and once it was dead I.d fuck it til I passed out too."

The gay guy sitting in the corner, very softly says "meow".

Images



DAMN NIGGA!



FUNNY COW.



I bet she's a slut.



This is awesome.



Mind Fuck.



Playing with yourself.



Hahaha.



That's pretty.



The bucket seal.



Smrat people.

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[ SFW ] - Gross.
[ SFW ] - Find X.
[ SFW ] - Hot girl.
[NSFW] - Hotties.
[NSFW] - Wet sluts.
[ SFW ] - Killer body.
[NSFW] - Nude teens.
[ SFW ] - I bet that hurt.
[ SFW ] - Crazy lady alert.
[ SFW ] - This isn't a woman.
[ SFW ] - Little airplane game.
[ SFW ] - Super Obama World.
[NSFW] - Strippers on the web.
[NSFW] - She can pop that ass.
[ SFW ] - Animal camo is neato.
[ SFW ] - Batman Dynamite. Haha
[ SFW ] - President Richard Pryor.
[ SFW ] - Car accident compilation.
[ SFW ] - I need a plus size woman.
[ SFW ] - Come onn American titties!
[ SFW ] - Most expensive accidents.
[ SFW ] - So he's bragging about this?
[ SFW ] - This man is the Sharpie king.
[ SFW ] - Short term memory checker.
[ SFW ] - The Cuppycake Song website.
[NSFW] - A game where you bang a whore.
[ SFW ] - Harlem voters are fucking idiots.
[ SFW ] - Well, that's one way to do the dishes.
[ SFW ] - The most tattooed man on the planet.
[ SFW ] - I wonder if Obama will put a BB court up.
[ SFW ] - A game where you have to use teamwork.
[NSFW] - A shitload of random pics. (Some are SFW)
[ SFW ] - Maybe the luckiest kid on The Price is Right.



blah posted on 11/07/08 by Opie



A decade of ass kissing on Conan



Drawings can be dirty.



Bert and Ernie in Casino.



Nice KO.



Weatherman rapping.



Another Wii accident.



Old man owned.



He's a pro on this bike.

Quick Jokes

You know, we really don't have too much to worry about with Obama...
When was the last time you heard of a nigger keeping a job for 4 years?

St.Peter at the Pearly Gates checking people in. Who are you and what did you do on Earth?. The guy says I'm Barrack Obama and I was the first black President of the United States. St.Peter says The U.S.? A black president? You're kidding me! When did all this happen?. Obama says About 20 minutes ago!

Q and A

Q:What do JFK and Obama have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.

- FFL -

[NSFW] - Teens.
[NSFW] - Adults only.
[NSFW] - Super babes.
[ SFW ] - ATV train flip.
[NSFW] - Hottest chicks.
[ SFW ] - Amish Gone Wild.
[ SFW ] - Come onnn tittie!
[ SFW ] - I feel like dancing too.
[ SFW ] - Scotch tape can be art.
[ SFW ] - Extreme Wheelchairing!
[ SFW ] - Church people are dumb.
[ SFW ] - Both of them are hotties.
[ SFW ] - We need the video for this.
[ SFW ] - I don't think I would do this.
[ SFW ] - This is pretty damn hilarious.
[ SFW ] - Is that man juice on his chin?
[ SFW ] - Exactly what the fuck is this?
[ SFW ] - This kid is an excellent rappers.
[ SFW ] - Holy shit! WE GOT AN EMO CUTTER!
[ SFW ] - Gillette razors have spy chips? WAT!?
[ SFW ] - He likes big white girls.. And he's black.
[ SFW ] - These guys are good with ping pong balls.
[ SFW ] - Robert Love looks different than most men.
[ SFW ] - This guy is asking to get bombed with hate.
[ SFW ] - Does this idiot have peanut butter in his mouth?
[ SFW ] - "Obama is gonna buy my gas and pay my mortgage".
[ SFW ] - I was hoping this fat fuck would have a heart attack.



Obama who? posted on 11/05/08 by Opie



W.O.W

Obama jokes!

It ain't lookin good! They just replaced the rose garden at the White House with a watermelon patch.

This just in: McCain thinks the election was nigger rigged.

Obama and an apple fall from a tree...Which one would hit the ground first?

The apple. The rope would stop Obama from falling.

Q and A

Q: Why did the homeless person vote for Obama?
A: Because he wanted change.

Q: How many Americans are secretly racist?
A: Everyone that voted for McCain.

Q: What dose a nigger and snow tires have in common?
A: They both work better with their chains on!

Q: What did 90% of white people say after the results?
A: Fucking niggers.

- FFL -

[NSFW] - XXX.
[NSFW] - Cam girls.
[ SFW ] - A snow angel.
[ SFW ] - Big ole titties.
[ SFW ] - Kid Vs Sheep.
[NSFW] - Find hot women.
[ SFW ] - Unique Dresses.
[NSFW] - Rated R reviews.
[NSFW] - Dating for adults.
[ SFW ] - Top 10 Manhaters.
[ SFW ] - The sneezing song.
[NSFW] - Damn this bitch is hot.
[ SFW ] - Showboat Palin.. haha.
[ SFW ] - Holly Weber is a hottie.
[ SFW ] - This must be Matrix ball.
[ SFW ] - Haha fucking Chris Hansen.
[ SFW ] - I think we will all miss Bush.
[ SFW ] - Hey, I want to see Good Dick.
[ SFW ] - Church van at a adult book store.
[ SFW ] - CNN has holographic correspondents.
[ SFW ] - Let's fired shots in the air to celebrate.
[ SFW ] - And I thought this was an ugly woman.
[ SFW ] - This guy should have a contract by now.
[ SFW ] - I enjoyed watching her pelican chin jiggle.
[ SFW ] - Brother and sister fight with nipple slip. (1:40)
[ SFW ] - Holiday shopping for T-shirts is the way to go!



The candy is in the basement posted on 11/03/08 by Opie



Deleted scenes from Halloween.



This kid has the worst job ever.



Stupid elephant.



I had to add the Brian Fellows to it.



He's good on the treadmill.



How to get a cat off your hood.



A great way to wake up your friend.



When you over do it with ROIDS.



Those crazy Japs are prepared in a rhino escapes.



Half dog Half seal.



Maybe the hottest black girl I've ever seen.

Joke

One day in the classroom the teacher is going over the children's ABC's. She goes around the room asking the kids to name words that start with the letter A.

Immediately Little Johnny shoots his hand up in the air and is yelling "ME! ME! OOOOOH! PICK ME!"

The teacher knows better than to pick Little Johnny because he is going to say "ass" or something like that.

The teacher picks Susie who says "apple".

She continues on asking someone to volunteer a word that begins with B. Once again Little Johnny waves his arms in the air pleading with the teacher to pick him. "ME! ME! I GOT ONE! I GOT ONE!".

The teacher of course knows that he is going to say "butthole" or something awful and not appropriate.

She lets Billy answer and he says "butterfly".

She now goes on to the letter C and Little Johnny goes insane with excitement.

"PICK ME PLEASE!! OH! OH! PICK ME!"

The teacher can only begin to imagine the horrible things he would say that start with C. So she picks Freddy and he answers "cat".

The teacher keeps going through all the letters, every single time Little Johnny raising his hand rapidly, claiming he has a good one. His little face red with excitement, and all the while getting ignored.

Finally the teacher comes to the letter "R" and Little Johnny is still waving his arms and asking to answer. She thinks briefly about the letter and can't think of a single naughty word that begins with "R". She felt she was being unfair to Little Johnny, who might actually be trying to innocently contribute. She sighs and says "Fine, Little Johnny. What begins with the letter R?"

Little Johnny stands up, clears his throat and says "Rat cock! A huge 12-inch-long rat cock! Covered with crusty cum bubbles and shit!"

Images



Look at all the versions for the new Windows 7



DAMN NIGGA!



Obama should be on CSI.



I bet he was busy Friday.



Fucker.



Teamwork is key.



What is going on here?



Someone get this woman some heroin.



Evil eye.

- FFL -

[NSFW] - Porn sites.
[NSFW] - Sex shows.
[NSFW] - Sexy babes.
[ SFW ] - Marisa Miller.
[ SFW ] - CAMOUFLAGE!
[ SFW ] - McCain on SNL.
[ SFW ] - Girl with a big gun.
[ SFW ] - Extreme Desert BMX.
[ SFW ] - What the fuck is this?
[ SFW ] - This cat is very angry.
[ SFW ] - Extreme booty dancing.
[ SFW ] - Sarah Palin got pranked.
[ SFW ] - No treats for Obama kids.
[ SFW ] - My best friend is my penis.
[ SFW ] - I could watch her play all day.
[ SFW ] - I like how there's one white kid.
[NSFW] - White girl can pop it pretty good.
[ SFW ] - At least we know this cat is ASIAN.
[ SFW ] - Good thing the toilet was reinstalled.
[ SFW ] - You need to see this T-shirt collection!
[ SFW ] - You can buy a freaking snowball blaster.
[ SFW ] - Apparently this infomercial supports Monks.
[ SFW ] - It's funny when dogs know they're in trouble.
[ SFW ] - Maybe the scariest game ever. (Change your clock to play before 6)


 

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