» cyber sex Monday posted on 11/30/09 by Opie



They best way to get rid of evidence is.



Cats are dumb.



Cool wrestling tilt-shift camera shoot.



Quad crashed in a cliff.



Behind the glass shot.



Haha, what movie is this from?



She shows em.



Fear Factor XXX
Joke

A gas station in Middleburg. FL. was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up".

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

The redneck guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."

Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged my wife won twice last week."

- FFL -

[NSFW] - Hot cam girls.
[NSFW] - Very hot MILF.
[ SFW ] - Sexy club girls.
[ SFW ] - Drunken hotties.
[ SFW ] - New Avatar Clip.
[NSFW] - Topless bartender
[ SFW ] - Humping Reindeer.
[ SFW ] - Star Trek A-Team!
[NSFW] - Hottie on facebook.
[ SFW ] - Ironman 2 footage!
[NSFW] - Perfect Skinny Teen.
[NSFW] - Find the best porn site.
[ SFW ] - Reebok Boobs Commercial.
[ SFW ] - Having breakfast with deer.
[ SFW ] - 6gs in a car. (Does a loop)
[ SFW ] - They both have nice boobs.
[ SFW ] - Damn I want to learn Kung-Fu.
[NSFW] - Brazilian Midget Porn.. haha, yes!
[ SFW ] - Brett Favre Mic'd Up. He's funny.
[ SFW ] - Yeah this newspaper ad makes sense.
[ SFW ] - $5 OFF FUNNY TEES! Code "ENTENSIT"
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Reasons Sex Makes Men Healthier.
[ SFW ] - Why you shouldn't mess with kids bigger then you.
[ SFW ] - Travis Barker Teaches Wee Man How To Play Drums.
[ SFW ] - 3 boys arrested for Calif. 'Ginger Day' attacks. haha
[ SFW ] - Playstation 3 & COD6 - Free Shipping Use Coupon "ENTENSITY"
[ SFW ] - This may be the perfect man. I even want to date him. That gay?
[ SFW ] - Please design a logo for me. With pie charts for Free. (Another funny email)

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» White Friday posted on 11/27/09 by Opie



Hey.. You can't say "Mother Fucking" on TV.



Very funny Dark Knight edit.



His scream injured him.



Cop slams a guys head through some glass.



Inappropriate Zoo Commercial.



Wrecking ball hits a car passing by.



Cool video of a meteor.



Bad car wreck aftermath.



Lets fuck and cut up dead chick! Pretty gross.
Joke

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

- FFL -

[NSFW] - Facebook sluts.
[ SFW ] - Nice cocktease.
[NSFW] - Free porn videos.
[ SFW ] - I like cheerleaders.
[ SFW ] - Treadmill midget toss.
[ SFW ] - Ex-girlfriend sexy video
[ SFW ] - To bad her face is ugly.
[NSFW] - Nice tits on this blonde.
[ SFW ] - This is a guy singing? No.
[ SFW ] - The Internet's first router.
[NSFW] - I'm glad she shows her tits.
[ SFW ] - Popcorn in super slow motion.
[NSFW] - BEST PORN VIDEO EVER MADE.
[NSFW] - Chat for free with sexy bitches.
[ SFW ] - Turkeys steal a little kids bike.
[ SFW ] - Heinz 57... "Discover the beauty"
[ SFW ] - Office Prank: Frozen Office Supplies.
[ SFW ] - Dad Leaves Kid in Car, Visits Strip Club
[ SFW ] - Wedding pics that wont make the album.
[ SFW ] - Perfect X-mas Gift Save $5 "ENTENSIT"
[ SFW ] - A watch for over 91k. (Read the reviews)
[NSFW] - So that's how you make your penis strong.
[ SFW ] - I love ASIAN shit that doesn't make sense.
[ SFW ] - World Largest Multi-Touch and Multi-User Wall.
[NSFW] - Drunk Party in College Dorm Becomes a Wild Orgy.
[ SFW ] - If you like ice cream, you'll love this. Well maybe.
[ SFW ] - Reality-TV wannabes crash White House state dinner.
[ SFW ] - Drug smuggler who swallowed 67 packages of cocaine.
[ SFW ] - Black Friday Blowout - Samsung LED + Everything Wii - Coupon ENTENSITY

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» eat live turkey posted on 11/25/09 by Opie



W.O.W
The other shit



Now GSP interrupts Taylor Swift.



Have you seen this person?



Man VS Toddler.



Nun shows off her tits.



Haha, this is just weird.



Girls getting interrupted during stripping and sex. Haha
Joke

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"

The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.

The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on your back?"

"I will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.

"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American.

He responds, "I'll take the Mexican."

- FFL -

[NSFW] - Find sex.
[NSFW] - Naked teens.
[ SFW ] - Pussy cam view.
[ SFW ] - Daphne Joy is sexy.
[NSFW] - The cam girls are naked.
[ SFW ] - Future Of Breakdancing?
[ SFW ] - Bank Robber Eats Evidence.
[ SFW ] - Funny clip from The Goods.
[ SFW ] - Cop Tases 10-Year-Old Girl.
[ SFW ] - She shouldn't even wear a shirt.
[NSFW] - This will make you love Redheads.
[ SFW ] - Create the levels you play in this game.
[NSFW] - Fucked Hot Girlfriend and her Sweet Sister too
[ SFW ] - Couple having sex in clock tower. (Pic, article)
[ SFW ] - Cheap XMAS GIFT With $5 OFF code "ENTENSIT"
[ SFW ] - Awesome Family Guy and American-Dad Mash-Up!
[ SFW ] - iPhone 3GS - Black Friday Sale -Use coupon ENTENSITY
[ SFW ] - "I traced my dad... and discovered he is Charles Manson"
[ SFW ] - Reminds me of when I jacked off to workout shows on TV.
[NSFW] - Never turn your back on a guy with his dick out at the bus stop.
[ SFW ] - Man trapped in 23-year 'coma' reveals he was conscious the whole time.

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» man boobs posted on 11/23/09 by Opie

Image Dump



She needs a bra for her back.



Test fail.



Swine flu!



Damn she's hot huh.



DAMN NIGGA!



Niggawatts.



Brush your teeth like a Spartan



Nice spelling.



About to FAIL.



He's happy.



Funny Fedor edit.



Polar bear tired to eat him.



Which half is better.



Pedo bear cake.



Penis fence!



Taste like Homo.



How pumpkin pie is made.



Flash for Tards 09.



Penis Penis Penis.



FAIL.



WTF?



Miss Universe sex tape staring Miss Trinidad and Tobago
- FFL -

[NSFW] - Teens.
[ SFW ] - Cat VS Cop.
[ SFW ] - Helium choir.
[NSFW] - Holy big tits.
[NSFW] - 30 second sex.
[NSFW] - OOPS! Wrong hole.
[ SFW ] - Star Trek gag reel.
[NSFW] - Facebook sex files.
[ SFW ] - J-Lo falls on her ass.
[ SFW ] - Facial Hair Styles 101
[NSFW] - Chat with naked sluts.
[ SFW ] - Scanning her boobies.
[ SFW ] - Shirt for Zombie fans!
[ SFW ] - A new SNL Digital Short.
[ SFW ] - These girls need to be naked.
[ SFW ] - Puppy falls asleep while drinking.
[ SFW ] - Chinese People Don?t Understand Sex.
[ SFW ] - The Road looks like a pretty good movie.
[ SFW ] - Lady Gaga singing before she was famous.
[ SFW ] - Steven Seagal has a cop show? Awesome.
[ SFW ] - A new Vampire movie that actually looks good.
[ SFW ] - Why can't we get cool Pepsi flavors in the US?
[ SFW ] - Wow, Adam Lambert is really fucking gay. (AMAs)
[ SFW ] - Huge Samsung LED HDTV for over 95% off - Use coupon code ENTENSITY

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» feeling better posted on 11/20/09 by Opie



Blockbuster Late Fees. (Email fun)



Guy throws dog off a bridge. *GRAPHIC* (The guy that did this was caught)



This is like the best thing ever.



COD: Saving Private Ryan



Face-Off With a Deadly Predator



This woman is like the master coupon clipper.



Dude crashes car in the lake.



Wait for the FAIL.



Shake Weight Parody haha



Scene From Twilight: New Moon: Snuffleupagus



Perverted Cleaning Products



Guy stabbing and cutting up a body. Probably fake.



He'll Never Do Porn Again



Funny porn is the best.
Joke

Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow!

Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused.

The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?'

Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.

- FFL -

[NSFW] - Bus love.
[NSFW] - Hot teens.
[NSFW] - Very nice rack!
[ SFW ] - Dirt bike game.
[ SFW ] - School yard fight.
[NSFW] - Two sexy bitches.
[ SFW ] - Oh those Mac users.
[ SFW ] - Fox News is so dumb.
[ SFW ] - Police in action? WTF
[NSFW] - The sluts of Facebook.
[NSFW] - Chat with sexy whores.
[ SFW ] - 7 ways to find hidden cash.
[ SFW ] - Extreme Trampoline Stunts.
[ SFW ] - Best Psyche Up Speech Ever!
[ SFW ] - What the hell is going on here?
[ SFW ] - Travis Barker Remix of "Forever".
[NSFW] - Look What I Found Drunk In My Bed.
[ SFW ] - Carrie Prejean leaves Larry King Live.
[ SFW ] - Smoke waterfall. This is so get you laid..
[ SFW ] - Koalas could be wiped out within 30 years.
[ SFW ] - AT&T and Verizon going to have an Ad War?
[NSFW] - Fucked Hot Girlfriend and her Sweet Sister too.
[ SFW ] - Cheap XMAS GIFT With $5 OFF code "ENTENSIT"
[ SFW ] - I think this rapper is straight out of Africa. No BS.
[ SFW ] - Salt is like a female version of the Bourne movies.
[ SFW ] - Couple refuses to pay gratuity, end up getting arrested.
[ SFW ] - 46 Inch Sony BRAVIA for 90% OFF - Use coupon ENTENSITY.

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» wow posted on 11/18/09 by Opie



W.O.W

Just W.O.W today, I'm sick.

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» The goods posted on 11/16/09 by Opie



Turkey Call Rap.



Check out this knife throw in COD6.



Girl that sneezes all day REMIX!



What do you do if your friend has a seizure in the bathtub?



I guess she's happy after winning.



I think that's "Fuck you" in soccer.



Don't mess with that horse.



I need me some pants I can shit in.



Awesome beard!



Damn, he's still alive too.



Those crazy ASIANS at it again.



Very hot.
Joke (Clinton joke?)

Ashley walked into the White House for the first day of her internship and was greeted by the President. After a tour, he asked, "Would you like to see the Presidential Clock?"

Ashley got suspicious and said, "I've heard certain things about you, Mr. President, and I don't think that would be a smart idea."

"Nonsense," said the President. "It's just a clock." Ashley reluctantly agreed. The President led her to an empty Oval Office, closed the door, dropped his pants and pulled it out.

In a surprised tone, Ashley said, "That's not the Presidential Clock; it's the Presidential Cock."

The President responded, "Ashley, honey, put a face and two hands on it, and it's a clock."

- FFL -

[ SFW ] - Click.
[NSFW] - Find sex.
[NSFW] - Hot babes.
[NSFW] - CAM GIRLS!
[ SFW ] - Shoot up shit.
[ SFW ] - Beer goggles fail.
[NSFW] - Hottie masturbating.
[ SFW ] - Invisible everything!
[ SFW ] - WTF are they doing?
[ SFW ] - Tactical Nuke in COD6.
[ SFW ] - Big Brother Strip Tease.
[ SFW ] - Bag over the face porn!
[NSFW] - Quickest porno shoot ever.
[ SFW ] - A whole bunch of nice asses.
[ SFW ] - Picking Up Women In Groups.
[ SFW ] - Kid crying about COD6 hahaha.
[ SFW ] - Never turn your back on a door.
[NSFW] - Box stunt leads to a broken wrist.
[ SFW ] - If you like big tits raise your hand.
[ SFW ] - I think she needs some "real fans".
[ SFW ] - Two old people VS two drunk girls.
[ SFW ] - So.. His dick can actually fit in that?
[ SFW ] - Flash poker game. (Play with others)
[ SFW ] - The first decade of 2000 in 7 minutes.
[ SFW ] - Very funny Walmart COD6 commercial.
[ SFW ] - Oh yay a weed cafe opened in Portland.
[ SFW ] - Damn, God of War 3 looks bad ass. (HD)
[ SFW ] - I got one and saved $5 code "ENTENSIT".
[ SFW ] - Mr. Chi City getting all over Youtube's asshole.
[ SFW ] - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Reservoir Dogs!

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