» candy cane
posted on 11/29/10 by Opie
Oh that Nicolas Cage!
ASIAN trying to sing "Jesus take the wheel" (With lyrics!)
Another Fail Compilation
HOLY INTERCEPTION BATMAN!
Christmas tree attacks family. haha
White dude gets owned via black guy.
Why you don't celebrate too early.
Cute guitar chick goes Gaga.
Goth chick with big tits gives good head.
He spanks the shit out of her!
This is why you don't email your nudes!
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day?.
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, ?Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins??
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
?Hell no, they ain?t twins. The oldest one?s 9, and the other one?s 7.
Why the hell would you think they?re twins? Are you blind, or stupid??
So I replied, ?I?m neither blind nor stupid, Ma?am, I just couldn?t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.?
My supervisor said I probably wasn?t cut out for this line of work.
- FFL -
[NSFW] - Biggest tits.
[ SFW ] - Weed fun pics.
[ SFW ] - Chain Surfing 2.
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex.
[ SFW ] - Motorboat Chicks.
[NSFW] - Hot punk rock teen.
[NSFW] - Chat with cam sluts.
[NSFW] - Strangest boobs ever.
[NSFW] - She has a tight pussy.
[ SFW ] - Flying snakes.. WHAT!?
[ SFW ] - Aww Leslie Nielsen died.
[ SFW ] - Remove that top please.
[ SFW ] - Skeet shooting with a tank!
[ SFW ] - I bought a few funny shirts.
[NSFW] - Teen that's addicted to sex.
[ SFW ] - Blow things up in this game.
[ SFW ] - Unknown Trailer. (Looks good)
[ SFW ] - Super Brutal Soccer. (Game)
[ SFW ] - World's Greatest Scare on Aunt.
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Revenge Performances.
[ SFW ] - No way these are made out of paper.
[ SFW ] - The sexiest music video ever!. Or is it?
[ SFW ] - Let's see someone steal your bike now.
[ SFW ] - Wonder what drugs the makers of this are on.
[ SFW ] - Man Killed By Flying Golf Ball.. What a way to go.
[ SFW ] - Emergency room injuries reported by hospitals... Wow.
[ SFW ] - So this is a shampoo commercial for towel head women? Hmm.
» Why isn't there a White Friday?
posted on 11/26/10 by Opie
This Panda can dance better than you.
Most brutal Muay Thai fight ever!
Hey, how does he do this?
Her laugh sounds like Pacman.
Heavy Metal Christmas light show!
Baby moving around is freaky.
Reporter gets hit by a car.
Base jumper didn't quite make it.
Buried ALIVE Prank.. haha
The best of girls cumming in porn.
The sexiest black girls you will EVER see.
A priest and a rabbi show up at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, "Can I help you boys?"
"Well, yeah, we just died and we would like to come in to Heaven." Peter looks at his clipboard and says, "I don't think so. You have been pretty bad on Earth and we don't let people like that in here.
But I'll tell you what; go ahead and go to Hell, just for now. If Satan will let you come back, I will let you in."
Peter sends them away laughing, because Satan never lets anyone go to Heaven.
About 10 minutes later the preacher shows back up at the Pearly Gates.
Peter says, "No shit! Satan let you come back?" "Yeah, he was in a good mood and said for $20 bucks each we could get out of Hell."
"Well, where is that rabbi?" "I don't know, when I left he had Satan down to $19.95."
- FFL -
[NSFW] - Teen ex-gf!
[ SFW ] - WTF is this?
[NSFW] - Hot camgirls.
[NSFW] - Sexy brunette.
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex.
[ SFW ] - Hot Bikini Celebs.
[ SFW ] - This pet fox is crazy.
[ SFW ] - Victoria's Secret Angels.
[NSFW] - Damn this redhead is hot.
[ SFW ] - Those socks are awesome.
[NSFW] - LOL check out them fatties!
[ SFW ] - This game will keep you busy.
[ SFW ] - These shirts are worth a look.
[NSFW] - Homemade threesome sex tape.
[ SFW ] - What exactly is going on here?
[NSFW] - Firefighter Ridiculed By Pornstar.
[ SFW ] - Angry Birds Peace Treaty.. haha
[ SFW ] - Oh those Black Friday shoppers..
[ SFW ] - A Monopoly Game Made Out of Gold.
[NSFW] - Guy rapping while having sex.. haha
[ SFW ] - Funny GSP SportsCenter commercial.
[ SFW ] - Woman Sports Bikini at Airport Security.
[ SFW ] - A salute to all the girls who smoke weed.
[ SFW ] - This goes great with this stupid ass song.
[ SFW ] - 3 year finger painting is better than yours.
[ SFW ] - How'd they get such a hottie to play with them?
» see no evil
posted on 11/24/10 by Opie
I think she loves anal.
Insane teen threesome.
Guy can't handle squirting contest haha
A guy gets out of prison after two years. His wife and kids pick him up at the main gate.
The guy says to his wife, "F.F." His wife responds, "E.F." The man says, no "F.F." The wife says, "No way-E.F."
This goes on for about five minutes before one of the kids asks, " What the hell are you people talking about?"
The father responds " Your mom wants to eat first."
They forgot to shop in the lasers!
How do I apply for this job?
Best penalty ever.. TO MUCH MAN!
Oh that Obama!
She will never be a Queen.
This doesn't look right.
- FFL - (Sorry not much, I lost fucking power)
[ SFW ] - Teen ass.
[NSFW] - Fuckbook.
[NSFW] - Cam sluts.
[NSFW] - Ass fisting!
[NSFW] - Ex-Gf naked!
[NSFW] - Sexy redhead.
[ SFW ] - 3D racing game.
[ SFW ] - Chicks gone wild.
[NSFW] - Nice floppy titties!
[ SFW ] - The back flipping dog!
[NSFW] - Hot Escort gives good BJ.
[ SFW ] - If I had a Boss funny shirt,
[ SFW ] - Ke$ha Tik Tok weed parody.
[ SFW ] - I want to play pool with her.
[ SFW ] - Dating Tips From George Clooney!
[ SFW ] - This dude made his own toy car highway!
» New kids on the block fan club
posted on 11/22/10 by Opie
UFC 123 Rampage Jackson vs. Lyoto Machida (Full fight)
UFC 123 Matt Hughes vs. B.J. Penn
UFC 123 Phil Davis vs. Tim Boetsch
Guy Lip syncing to Eminem in an Apple Store.
GET OUT OF MY WAY! (Wait for it)
He will kick your ass (because he has no arms!)
Kind of hard to play this off, but he did.
German homemade porn!
Whip cream makes everything better.
No! Stop! It's too big!
Q and A
Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Dr Murray when he was injecting Demerol that fatal day?
A: Don't stop til I get enough.
Q: A man hits a woman while driving... Why is it his fault?
A: He shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.
Q: Why did Steve Irwin return the sunscreen?
A: Because it didn't protect against harmful rays.
Q: What did Jamaal get on his SATs?
A: Barbecue sauce.
- FFL -
[ SFW ] - Smoke.
[NSFW] - Teen tits!
[NSFW] - Fuckbook.
[ SFW ] - Hot workout.
[NSFW] - Hot threesome.
[ SFW ] - It's Mr DNA shirt!
[ SFW ] - Are You A Pervert?
[NSFW] - Chat with cam girls!
[ SFW ] - Come onnnnn tittie!
[ SFW ] - That's a HUGE bitch!
[NSFW] - Lady owns a pervert.
[NSFW] - She gives a great BJ.
[ SFW ] - Zombie fighting game.
[ SFW ] - Damn she has big tits.
[ SFW ] - Corporate Retreat FAIL.
[ SFW ] - This old man rocks out!
[ SFW ] - Worlds Best Ventriloquist.
[NSFW] - WTF is this? Hobbit porn?
[ SFW ] - At least they're honest sluts.
[NSFW] - Young petite anal sluts, wow.
[ SFW ] - 50 Disney Spoilers in 3 Minutes
[ SFW ] - Hot chicks picking up dog shit. Really?
[NSFW] - Kinky girlfriend roleplays in a hotel room.
[ SFW ] - "I Am The Anti-Pope" Awesome song..haha
[ SFW ] - Steven Seagal training with Lyoto Machida?
[NSFW] - The hottest amateur college bitches I have ever seen.
[ SFW ] - Arnold Schwarzenegger commentary on Conan The Barbarian. haha
[ SFW ] - Dogs Don't Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving. (The images are funny as hell)
» yes sir
posted on 11/19/10 by Opie
Dude gets executed. (I added the awesome music)
Metallica plays a little kick the baby.
How to these people even get a license?
The Ankle Yanker haha
Hey you can't say "fucking sequin" on TV!
Way to throw that kick there.
Baby elephant sneezes. (Then gets scared)
Cool hat tricks.
Wedding entrance FAIL.
Hilarious marathon finish.
Pretty hot sex tape.
I want a handjob now.
Crazy dude strippers + death metal = funny
A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read ?Unique Breakfast? so he walked in and sat down.
The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted. ?What?s your Unique Breakfast?? he asked inquisitively. ?Baked tongue of chicken!? she proudly replied.
?Baked tongue of chicken?? baked tongue of chicken! Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a chicken?s mouth!? he fumed.
Undaunted, the waitress asked, ?What would you like then?? ?Just bring me some scrambled eggs,? the man replied.
- FFL -
[NSFW] - Holy ass.
[ SFW ] - Threesomes
[ SFW ] - Cat Vs Gator.
[NSFW] - Hot sex tape.
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex.
[NSFW] - Big ass real titties!
[ SFW ] - Hello Mr. Smart Dog.
[ SFW ] - YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT!
[ SFW ] - Sniper combat game.
[NSFW] - Sophie is fine as fuck.
[ SFW ] - Adriana Lima is a hottie.
[NSFW] - Chat with webcam sluts.
[ SFW ] - Crazy acid throwing woman.
[ SFW ] - Bad ass deals on some guns.
[ SFW ] - 3D Video Capture with Kinect.
[ SFW ] - She needs to remove her pants.
[ SFW ] - Damn those misleading pictures.
[ SFW ] - A Man Recreates Himself in Sims.
[ SFW ] - Do they just pick fucking idiots for WOF?
[ SFW ] - This whole video is actually CGI. (Very cool)
[ SFW ] - Hatsune Miku - Japan's Holographic Rock Star.
[ SFW ] - Every Arnold Scream From Every Arnold Movie.
[ SFW ] - US Air Force warns Facebook 'may reveal location'
» yum yum
posted on 11/17/10 by Opie
Story time with a Crackwhore.
She loves the man juice!
Amateur sex tapes are the best.
They always cry the first time!
Quick Pick-up Line
Guy: "Hello, We will be having sex tonight..."
Girl: "We will eh? and how do u know that?
Guy: "Because I'm stronger than you..."
Go ahead an admit it.
ASIANS are so smart.
It does look like a huge cameltoe.
I've lost the ball.
Gimme some head real quick.
Hey Grandma, take a pic of my muscles for Facebook thx.
Her shadow is attacking her!
The real force is behind them.
- FFL -
[ SFW ] - Nice ass.
[NSFW] - Webcam sluts!
[NSFW] - Nice perky tits.
[NSFW] - ASIAN teen sex.
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex!
[NSFW] - Hot brunette babe.
[ SFW ] - Died of Dysentery.
[ SFW ] - Worst athlete ever.
[NSFW] - Blonde with big tits.
[ SFW ] - It's a fight in Denny's!
[NSFW] - Teen model does anal.
[ SFW ] - Looks like Batman moved.
[NSFW] - Nice asses on the beach.
[ SFW ] - Nothing is better than boobs.
[ SFW ] - Man Forced To Eat His Beard.
[ SFW ] - LED rims are FUCKING BALLER!
[ SFW ] - Pot Parody that makes sense!
[ SFW ] - Insane fast-paced racing game.
[ SFW ] - Hey everyone! Touch my boobs.
[ SFW ] - Rock Band sore loser destroys TV.
[ SFW ] - Some of these girls are smoking hot.
[ SFW ] - Harry Potter and the X-Rated Trailer.
[ SFW ] - Top 10 ways to approach hot chicks.
[ SFW ] - I guess some people look worst skinny.
[ SFW ] - Carrots cumshot.. I see what they did there.
[ SFW ] - Man in India builds 2 billion dollar house. Dumb.
[ SFW ] - Freeze a beer in two seconds. (Piss off your friends)