» I miss Hang Time
posted on 01/31/11 by Opie
Hello demon cat.
No wonder they play craps all the time.. THEY CHEAT!
BRB going to slam dunk myself.
Beer Pong.. SLAM DUNKS!!!!
Cats drifting. (With sound effects)
I love the sound he makes.
These stripper poles must be pieces of shit. FAIL.
Person killed in freak accident.
I love hot goth chicks!
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
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[NSFW] - Fuckbook
[ SFW ] - I'm a snake.
[ SFW ] - Take a peek.
[ SFW ] - Sorority Party.
[NSFW] - Naked cam girls.
[NSFW] - Cam girl teasing.
[ SFW ] - Solar Death Ray!
[ SFW ] - Webcam strip FAIL.
[ SFW ] - Condoms can get big.
[ SFW ] - This dude is ridiculous.
[ SFW ] - Worlds widest slip and slide.
[ SFW ] - The bullet any will fuck you up.
[NSFW] - Dildo rammed up the wrong hole.
[ SFW ] - Top 10 Daring Escapes in Movies.
[ SFW ] - Most offensive T-Shirt ever made!
[ SFW ] - Ohh PETA not gonna like this story.
[ SFW ] - Do not throw snowballs at this man.
[NSFW] - Get a FLESHLIGHT, you won't regret it!
[ SFW ] - Everyone do The Creep! (Lonely Island)
[ SFW ] - This has EXTREME sports and hot chicks.
[ SFW ] - Mark Zuckerberg meets Jesse Eisenberg on SNL.
[ SFW ] - Man checks into jail with joints sewn in underwear.
» Rocky loves Emily.. Rocky lov..
posted on 01/28/11 by Opie
Xbox Kinect gone wrong!
Benny Hinn - Dark Lord of the Sith
He just showed those white boys up.
Human windshield wiper.
Pure luck, but awesome.
Formula 1 vs FIA GT cars
Let's kick his ass then lites hims on the fire.
Playing Operation while having sex.
So this older guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for 'Viagra'. The guy asks for a large dose of the *strongest* variety.
The doctor asks why he needs so much.
The guy says that two young nymphomaniacs are spending a week at his place. The doctor fills the prescription.
Later that week, the same guy goes back to the doctor asking for pain killers.
The doctor asks 'Why, is your dick in that much pain?', 'No', says the guy, 'It's for my wrists - the girls never showed up!'
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[NSFW] - FUCKBOOK
[ SFW ] - Holy beat box!
[ SFW ] - Caught on CCTV.
[ SFW ] - Kill some zombies!
[ SFW ] - Nazi Stealth Plane.
[ SFW ] - IT'S SHOWTIME!!!!
[NSFW] - She loves the cock.
[NSFW] - Chat with naked bitches.
[ SFW ] - Funny shirts you'll want.
[NSFW] - Blonde with nice floppy tits.
[ SFW ] - Baby Yoga doesn't look safe.
[NSFW] - Top nude movie scenes of 2010.
[ SFW ] - Kickass free trial of body slim & tone.
[ SFW ] - Let's catapult drugs over the border.
[NSFW] - Meet Sexy Girls Online Looking For Sex.
[ SFW ] - Can anyone be worst than these guys?
[ SFW ] - John C. Reilly and Will Ferrell animal choices.
[ SFW ] - Homeless man lights beard on fire for money.
[ SFW ] - Ask Propecia the Crack Ho.. (Some are funny)
[ SFW ] - Monk throwing a needle through a piece of glass.
[NSFW] - The hottest sluts I've ever seen, check them out.
» yeah yeah
posted on 01/26/11 by Opie
Amateur with a killer body.
Damn she strong!
Dorm orgy caught on tape.
Space: The Final Paper Plane Frontier.
Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax a little and take a break from sports, so she takes him to a strip club. The doorman at the club spots them and says "Hey Roger! How are you tonight?" His wife, surprised, asks her husband if he has been here before. "No, no. He's just one of the guys I bowl with."
They are seated, and the waitress approaches, sees Roger and says "Nice to see you, Roger. A gin and tonic as usual?" His wife's eyes widen. "You must come here a lot!" "No, no" says Roger "I just know her from volleyball."
Then a stripper walks up to the table. She throws her arms around Roger and says "Roger! A table dance as usual?" His wife, fuming, collects her things and storms out of the bar. Roger follows her and spots her getting into a cab, so he jumps into the passenger seat. His wife looks at him, seething with fury and lets Roger have it with both barrels.
At this, the cabby leans over and says "Sure looks like you picked up a bitch tonight, Roger!"
Fucked up but funny.
That cunt will be missed.
Looks like a dick to me.
I love stupid people.
Fish photo bomb.
Open up it's me gator.
Like a Jay Z Matrix.
New High Score!
Where's Wesley Snipes?
Where we're going, we don't need horses..
Come on boy ride like the wind.. AHHHHHHHHHH
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[NSFW] - Fuckbook
[NSFW] - Busty teen.
[NSFW] - Sweet young teen.
[ SFW ] - Weird Howling Dog.
[NSFW] - Sexy ass cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Another brain game.
[ SFW ] - Fucking Funny Shirts!
[NSFW] - Scent of a woman.. Ew.
[ SFW ] - Tramp Stamps to Avoid.
[ SFW ] - Magic Poop Collector.. Really?
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Cable TV Alternatives.
[ SFW ] - That midget dude is at it again.
[ SFW ] - I guess Packers fans may like this?
[NSFW] - I think I found my Youjizz replacement.
[ SFW ] - Ask Obama was mostly weed questions.
[NSFW] - Hottest Milf Ever Dylan Ryder Fucked Hard.
[ SFW ] - Just a tribute to Shakira's ass. (No music needed)
[ SFW ] - Some very cool Transformers 3 footage in Chicago.
» she licka the way your dick taste
posted on 01/24/11 by Opie
Greatest putt-putt shot of all time.
ASIANS love that Sponge Bob!
Mark Sanchez wipes a booger on teammate.
Damn that was close.
86-Foot buzzer beater.
Gorilla walks like a man.
Tonight at 10 I get fucked.
Mother-Daughter Porno Fail
The sexiest ASIAN teenage girls.
A pregnant woman with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office.
After the exam, she shyly said, "My husband wants me to ask you...", to which the doctor replies "I know...I know..." placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder.
"I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."
"No, that's not it," the woman confessed.
"He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."
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[ SFW ] - Pink Ponies.
[ SFW ] - Crazy shirts.
[ SFW ] - Hockey game.
[NSFW] - Gagging sluts.
[ SFW ] - Fun weed pics.
[ SFW ] - Spot the Virgin!?
[ SFW ] - Funny ass T-shirts.
[NSFW] - Super hot cam girls.
[NSFW] - Teen fucks her teacher.
[ SFW ] - Watch a bubble freeze.
[NSFW] - Her first time on camera.
[ SFW ] - Real Steel Official Trailer!
[ SFW ] - Worst foods in the world.
[ SFW ] - Cat never leaves his tree.
[ SFW ] - Yep, fuck that I hate bugs.
[ SFW ] - New Scream 4 trailer!!!!!!!!!
[ SFW ] - Smooth Criminal played on a Cello!
[ SFW ] - Swedish Meal Time.. They are not funny.
[ SFW ] - Not sure why this doll dancing is so funny.
[ SFW ] - 'Idol' Bikini Girl Releases Music Video in a Bikini.
[ SFW ] - Two Swedish twins attempt suicide on camera.
» SWEEP THE LEG!
posted on 01/21/11 by Opie
This dude is bad ass at MAGIC!!!!.. har
Probably the coolest baby ever.
In case you forget your towel...
Cavs fan gets in a fight with Jazz mascot. (Wait for it)
Dexter plays Crysis.
Germans don't understand a traffic circle.
Sucker kick FAIL!
The fish are fucked.
I want a Russian sex slave.
..Yet they still blur the penis?
I love College sluts!
Best porn on the net, see it to believe it.
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
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[NSFW] - Anal time.
[NSFW] - Teen fucked hard.
[ SFW ] - What's in the box?
[ SFW ] - No way this is all CGI.
[ SFW ] - Funny cheap ass shirts.
[ SFW ] - Drug-smuggling pigeon?
[NSFW] - Sexy blonde gets fucked.
[NSFW] - Intellectual Fail.. hahaha
[ SFW ] - Baby toy has a dirty mouth.
[ SFW ] - Simpsons - The XXX Parody.
[NSFW] - Chat with naked cam whores.
[ SFW ] - The sexiest insurance ad ever.
[ SFW ] - For all you puzzle game lovers.
[ SFW ] - Brett Favre "What should I do?"
[ SFW ] - White boy can rap fast as fuck.
[ SFW ] - That plane almost smoked his ass.
[ SFW ] - Biggest Mafia Bust in New York History.
[ SFW ] - All these girls need to remove their top.
[ SFW ] - Apparently people just suck at singing.
[NSFW] - Who needs sex when you have a FLESHLIGHT!
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Signs You're A Friend, Not A Boyfriend.
[ SFW ] - Black Swan Makeup Tutorial.. It's funny because she's fat.
» smut man
posted on 01/19/11 by Opie
She'll call you Daddy.
Big tittied girl bangs a geek.
This year we will experience 4 unusual dates.... 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 ....
Now go figure this out.... take the last 2 digits of the year you were born plus the age you will be this year and it will equal to 111.
This cat will fuck you up.
Oh that animal kingdom!
Like a Boss.
Great way to get fired.
This is better everytime you watch it.
All white women must stay indoors.
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[NSFW] - Cam girls.
[NSFW] - Drunk Teen.
[NSFW] - Busty Latina.
[ SFW ] - Photo Terrorists.
[ SFW ] - I think it's a robot.
[ SFW ] - Dancing Panty Babes
[ SFW ] - I miss the Macho Man!
[ SFW ] - Ready blow a load.. or?
[NSFW] - Naked women and cars.
[NSFW] - Girls that hate cum.. haha
[ SFW ] - Funny shirts that kick ass.
[ SFW ] - Giving weed to students eh?
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Legendary Bloodbaths.
[ SFW ] - Find the gap and try not to get squashed!
[NSFW] - The best porn on the net. See it to believe it.
[ SFW ] - She set his dick on fire and he's still with her?
[ SFW ] - Oklahoma man says wife's death was sex fantasy accident.
[ SFW ] - No wonder Ricky Gervais was banned from the Golden Globes.
» no english
posted on 01/17/11 by Opie
Top 10 Sports (Rémi GAILLARD)
WTF is this? I like it though.
Seems a lot of people FAIL at this magic trick.
Why you shouldn't text and walk.
She'll be a little whore in no time.
The Jeep is like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Dude commits suicide via roof jump.
She has a nice ass.
A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards at a Hallmark store.
After a hour of watching a clerk finally came over and asked, "May I help you?"
"I don't know," said the woman. "Do you have any 'Sorry I laughed at your dick' cards?"
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[ SFW ] - Guy love.
[NSFW] - Naked teen!
[ SFW ] - Cool T-shirts.
[NSFW] - Hot kinky slut.
[NSFW] - Huge ASIAN tits.
[ SFW ] - Self-shooting Babes.
[ SFW ] - That's a lot of weed.
[ SFW ] - Kill everyone! (Game)
[NSFW] - Real Latino GF's nude.
[NSFW] - Chat with naked cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Busted for DUI on a skyjacker.
[NSFW] - Blame it on the Orgasm.. haha
[ SFW ] - Kid breaks it down on Jumbotron.
[NSFW] - Huge ghetto booty gets banged.
[ SFW ] - Confessions of a Disney Employee.
[ SFW ] - Lord of the Rings: Two Tiny Towers
[ SFW ] - Hey let's do a back flip off the roof.
[ SFW ] - Think makes GTA4 way better haha.
[ SFW ] - IBM's Watson Jeopardy practice match.
[ SFW ] - Life is too short for the wrong job. Haha
[ SFW ] - Another ASIAN singing Carrie Underwood.
[ SFW ] - 3D Glasses-free in the blink of an eye.. WTF?
[ SFW ] - Southwest Pilot Holds Plane For Murdered Child's Family.
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Brutal Killing Techniques From The Animal Kingdom.