» Happy New.. blah blah blah
posted on 12/29/06 by Opie
Quick post today, they will go back to normal on Monday.
Way better than the light show last year.
Another reason to watch the Price is Right.
Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.
After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland."
The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"
The first guy says, "So am I! And whereabouts from Ireland might you be?"
The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."
The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?"
The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."
The first guy says, "Faith, it's a small world, so did I! So did I!!
And to what school would you have been going?"
The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."
The first guy gets really excited and says, "And so did I.
Tell me, what year did you graduate?"
The other guy answers, "Well, now, let's see, I graduated in 1964."
The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight.
Can you believe it - I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self."
About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head & mutters,
"It's going to be a long night tonight!!!!"
Vicky asks, "Why do you say that, Brian?"
"The Kelly twins are drunk again."
- FFL -
- Battleship sunk.
- Space invaders.
- Unicycle dancing.
- I'd buy that stuff.
- Taking his eye out.
- Hot chick fucks bed.
- Hello hot cam whore.
- How to remove a bra.
- I love Kazakhstan shirt.
- Girl doing a hot dance.
- She's pretty and naked.
- Incredible deep throat.
- All girl minefield soccer.
- Lindsay Lohan goes wild.
- Hooray for beach babes.
- Sexy bitch Jessica Alba.
- Some intel on hangovers.
- Make a real banana phone.
- Jennifer Garner in a Bikini.
- This chick has a nice rack.
- Croc tries to eat his trainer.
- That is a shitload of interest.
- Something for everyone here.
- Apparently she's a tennis player.
- I want a cool machine gun like this.
- 100 hottest topless pictures of 2006.
- Saddam is going to be hanged on Sunday.
» What happened to Lenny?
posted on 12/27/06 by Opie
A great way to come back from Christmas is W.O.W....
Face sitting 101.
Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money.
They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash.
Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.
Haha, another Benny Hinn!
Wanna learn to skateboard?
A large woman walks into a bar and sits down. After a few minutes she raises her hand in the air and shouts "Who's gonna buy this guy girl a drink, huh?!"
All the men in the bar are too disgusted by her hairy armpits to even respond, but drunk at the end of the bar raises his glass and says "Bartender, get that ballerina a drink!"
Later on, the woman raises her hand in the air again and shouts "Who's gonna buy this guy girl a drink, huh?!"
Again, the same drunk raises his glass and says "Bartender, get that ballerina a drink!"
It wasn't ten minutes later that the woman raised her hand in the air again and shouted, "Who's gonna buy this guy girl a drink, huh?!"
And once again the same drunk raises his glass and says, "Bartender, get that ballerina a drink!"
Finally the bartender asked "Listen man, that is one of the biggest, hairiest, UGLIEST woman I've ever seen... why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"
The drunk responds, "Well a woman who can keep on pulling her leg up like that must be a ballerina...right?"
- FFL -
- Bird tricks.
- Blonde MILF.
- Stripping slut.
- Nice rack hun.
- Kids are stupid.
- Crazy kid shirts.
- Nice ass on her.
- College Fuckfest.
- Naked and shiny.
- Adult swim is odd.
- The morning after.
- The Orgasm show!
- Cum All Ye faithful.
- Two Headed Chick.
- President Ford died.
- Bad ass RC jet crash.
- I want a job like this.
- Rate people's pictures.
- Ethiopia has an army?
- 10 most bizarre people.
- Stupid kid eats dog shit.
- Underage girls are whores.
- Kyle Minogue - Santa Baby.
- A bunch of funny video links.
- Celebrity picture hunt game.
- A bunch of cool flash games.
- 100 impressions in 5 minutes.
- Holiday brawl. (Mortal Kombat)
- She sounds just like Madonna.
- Just posting the Rocky 4 fight.
- Defend that circle or something.
- I'd watch the Olympics for this.
- Those are obviously Predator skulls.
- What straight guy would wear this?
- Fantastic Four teaser. (Silver Surfer)
- Tons of TV shows to watch on your PC.
- Innocent teen strip searched in McDonalds.
- Ex-cop plans to teach people how to hide drugs.
- How to kill a shitload of bees... the redneck way.
- This just in.. James Brown died from being CRAZY!
posted on 12/22/06 by Opie
Merry Christmas! (Hooray for burps and farts)
He's a good Firefighter.
Tickle me EMO. (Mad TV)
Elmo still laughs while on fire.
Hot video of Marisa Miller
I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow! I said, I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
"Yeah," I said, just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute.
"Anyway," she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"
So I hung up on the fat bitch.
- FFL -
- Naked Sea.
- Ho, Ho, Ho.
- Surfer chick.
- Rocky recap!
- Hot tongue tease.
- Busty boxing babe.
- Nice hair and nails.
- Mmmm contortionist.
- Virgin births are crazy.
- I figured it was fake.
- This is funny, I swear.
- New kind of voicemail.
- Heidi Klum photoshoot.
- Amazing teen orgasms.
- New Grindhouse trailer.
- Alive after two mile fall.
- Dumbass ni.. black people.
- White girls dancing. Hooray.
- Rocky's toughest opponents.
- Advice on picking presents.
- Half court shot to win a car.
- Santa bangs two hot chicks.
- Plus size? All I see is titties.
- Glock with a drum magazine.
- Apparently PETA hates Santa.
- Buy yourself some great shirts!
- Weird Al interviews K-fed. haha
- Dancing a puppet on the streets.
- Hot Christina Aguilera commercial.
- She could use her boobs as a racket.
- What the hell kind of city doesn't let Santa in?
- At least their daughter wont turn into a lesbian.
- Strip Ms. Nevada of her title for these pictures?
The next post will be on the 27th, hope all of you have a great Christmas!
» porn for Christmas
posted on 12/20/06 by Opie
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on.
"It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates,"
Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said,
"They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
- FFL -
- Eat Fresh.
- Bad Santa.
- FREE iPod!
- Taylor Bow.
- I call it coke.
- Dumb blonde.
- Come on tittie!
- This can't be real.
- Heidi Klum is so hot.
- Horny Cheerleader.
- Human can opener.
- Deep throat delight.
- Just say "awwwww".
- Play Deal or No Deal!
- Best news story ever.
- Crackheads are dumb.
- Ghost in a courthouse!
- Sex in front of webcam.
- New Transformers trailer.
- Ocean's 13 teaser trailer.
- Here cum the Olsen twins.
- Like walking on water, but not.
- Egg in a bottle is always neat.
- Toxxxi can write with her ass.
- Hot sex has it's little problems!
- Neat trick to fool your dumb friends.
- Get yourself rated ON THE INTERNET!
- Only funny because of the blurred out part.
- "Runner fails gender test, loses medal" Haha.
- Well at least drunks will be able to hold their beer.
- If you have an e-mail account you can watch porn for free.
» Late Christmas shopper
posted on 12/18/06 by Opie
A couple of the Fruitcake Lady clips from Leno.
SNL skit - Dick in a box. Funny stuff
In case you missed that NBA brawl.
Check out Jigsaw.
Screenshot speaks for itself.
Three women at the doctors office. The first one goes in to see the doctor. When the doctor goes to examine her he notices a big "Y" on her chest.
The doctor asks, "Why do you have a big "Y" on your chest?"
She replies, "Well, my boyfriend went to Yale and when we make love he likes to wear his college sweater."
The doctor nods and continues on with the next patient. When he examines her he notices a big "H" on her chest.
Agian, the doctor asks, "How did you get a big "H" on your chest?" The woman replies "My husband went to Harvard and when we make love he likes to wear his college sweater."
The doctors just nods his head and continues on with the last patient. As he examines her he notices once again that this woman also has a letter on her chest. A large "M".
He says, "Don't tell me, your boyfriend went to Michigan?"
"No ... " replies the patient. "But my girlfriend went to Wisconsin"
- FFL -
- Big Poppa.
- Super limo.
- Simon sex!
- Hot momma.
- Sinful shirts.
- It's a car sofa.
- Great beer ad.
- Magic makeout.
- She's pretty hot.
- James Bond mistakes.
- Borat and a Jew hater.
- Die Hard 4 teaser trailer.
- Lindsay Lohan nipple slip.
- Lindsay Lohan photolicious.
- Amateur couple in the wild.
- The Simpsons Movie Trailer.
- Who wants to win an ounce?
- Greatest Martial Art moments!
- Webcam breast wonderfulness.
- Horny & Nude Teen on webcam.
- This fucking blender is the shit.
- Make yourself an elf.. and dance.
- Ricky Bobby's cougar has escaped.
- Chick with a nice rack strips down.
- Very sexy Elisha Cuthbert montage.
- Girl dislocated her knee playing Wii.
- Hidden camera pranks are the best.
- If you like big titties raise your hand.
- Took a death row guy 34 minutes to die.
- 99 fun pictures and news stories on this year.
- Girls like zoo animals. (Not what you're thinking)
» bum bum bum
posted on 12/15/06 by Opie
Bumfights dude on Dr. Phil
Lions vs Elephant
HUGE drug bust.
Want to know how coke is made?
Sneak peek at Shrek 3.
Models, Models and more Models.
Joe met Suzi in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the evening Suzi invited Joe to her place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic session in bed together.
Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and snuggled up close to each other. After a short while, Suzi began tenderly stroking Joe's manhood.
Surprised but appreciative, Joe comments, "Surely you can't be ready for more? Suzi replies, "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic, and I miss the days when I had mine."
Hooray for skinny girls.
Eagle taking a fox.
Watch out for black Santa.
New firefox logo.
Best divorce letter.
- FFL -
- Halo 3.
- Dart game.
- Tila Tequila.
- Alias tribute.
- Funky Robot.
- Dirty little secrets.
- Don't trust women.
- Female arm wrestler.
- Good boobs on her.
- Of course girls fart.
- Yay for webcam sex!
- It's taser time ladies!
- Anyone like manatees?
- Photoshop does wonders.
- Hot teen with ice-cream.
- Hello girl with nice boobs.
- Dog humping a cats face.
- Dane Cook drawing video.
- Salma Hayek snake dance.
- Triplets getting fake titties.
- Hunted kills deer with 7 legs.
- Shot in the head and still alive.
- Turn a napkin into a purty rose.
- Pauly Shore gets Knocked out.
- 'Raymond' dad Peter Boyle died.
- No need to fear long arm is here!
- The Hills Have Eyes 2 teaser trailer.
- I will push you down the bleachers.
- Stephen Dorff leaves death threats.
- Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen.. Got Milk?
- MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES and lizards?!
- Anyone like watching naked girls in the club?
- The Pauly Shore knock out clip was staged. (Clip above)
- Better watch out on your cracked version of Windows Vista.