posted on 12/28/07 by Opie
Note: Will return on 1/2/08 with W.O.W then back to normal. Be safe tonight!
Travis Barker does his version of Soulja boy.
Youngest Death Metal performer!
Whooper Freakout!!! (Ghetto style)
Well hello white trash hoe.
Hot weather girl and she probably fucks nig....
The KKK can be peaceful.
Birds going to funky town.
Mini Britney Spears!!!!!!11
Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives with a female roommate Maria... During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Several days later, Anthony received a response e-mail from his Momma which read:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
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[NSFW] - Hotties.
[NSFW] - I'd hit it.
[NSFW] - Good BJ.
[ SFW ] - Kickboxer!
[NSFW] - Casino girl.
[ SFW ] - Sexy sites.
[ SFW ] - Cum chicks.
[NSFW] - Blonde twins.
[ SFW ] - He sings good.
[ SFW ] - Long sexy legs.
[ SFW ] - Cute Xmas Chicks.
[NSFW] - Knife in her twat?
[ SFW ] - She needs a bath.
[ SFW ] - French kissing teens.
[ SFW ] - Webcam girl on fire.
[ SFW ] - Good addicting game.
[ SFW ] - Carmen Cum-pilation.
[ SFW ] - MAKE IT STOP JIMMY!
[ SFW ] - Best game of pool ever.
[ SFW ] - What an excellent pass.
[ SFW ] - Virtual Reality on your TV.
[ SFW ] - I think these guys are gay.
[ SFW ] - The Year in Images. (Time)
[ SFW ] - A bunch of "DAMN NIGGAS!"
[NSFW] - A 100% real Army nurse naked.
[ SFW ] - A vagina with teeth? - I'm there.
[ SFW ] - Grandpa ruins Christmas.. haha.
[ SFW ] - Watch The Amazing Johnathan!!
[ SFW ] - Shoot a cop, they release the dogs.
[ SFW ] - Teen opens PS3 Box, finds phone book inside.
» porno shooter
posted on 12/26/07 by Opie
Honey + money = Sexy
A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes Officer?"
"What are you doing?" the policeman asked. "What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading this magazine." Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?" The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting."
"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man. "I'm nineteen," he replied. "And how old is she?" asked the officer. The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be eighteen."
Send your e-boobs here!
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[NSFW] - PORN.
[NSFW] - Fuck her.
[ SFW ] - Sexy stuff.
[ SFW ] - Pulp Xmas!
[NSFW] - This is weird.
[ SFW ] - Bedroom babe.
[NSFW] - I like her outfit.
[ SFW ] - Big ASIAN titties.
[NSFW] - Tattoo shop slut.
[NSFW] - Big ass fake rack.
[ SFW ] - Vintage T-shirts.
[ SFW ] - Idiot deserved it.
[NSFW] - Naughty naughty.
[ SFW ] - All natural boobies.
[NSFW] - Live Girls Masturbating.
[NSFW] - Two blonde bombshells.
[ SFW ] - Guess the celeb booty.
[NSFW] - I need to bang in a van.
[ SFW ] - Another Christmas strip.
[ SFW ] - What she's really thinking.
[ SFW ] - Glad it was in slow motion.
[ SFW ] - Tiger escapes zoo and kills!
[ SFW ] - She shouldn't even wear a shirt.
[ SFW ] - Car crash in a news studio. (Live)
[NSFW] - Black people in porn are still funny.
[ SFW ] - Music hurts my head BUT she's hot.
[ SFW ] - Man pays for $25,000 truck in coins.
[ SFW ] - Jamie Lynn Spears researches pregnancy.
[ SFW ] - Jennifer Love Hewitt turns down Playboy.
[ SFW ] - 10 things you've never seen in a webcam dance vid.
» oh yay presents
posted on 12/24/07 by Opie
Would have posted more, but it's fucking Christmas. (Hope you have a good one)
Q and A
Q: Whats black, white, red and cant turn in a phone booth?
A: A nun with a spear thru her head.
Oh that Jeff Dunham!
Since he's retiring why not post this funny ass clip...
Thickest ice ever?
World's fastest clapper.
A feisty 70 year-old woman had to call a furnace repairman.
After a quick inspection, the man put some oil into the motor and handed her a $70 bill for labor.
"Labor charges! One hour?" she exclaimed. "It only took you five minutes!"
The repairman explained that his company had a minimum one-hour charge on every house call.
"Well, I want my remaining 55 minutes of labor," the lady responded, and she handed him a rake.
The repairman spent the next 55 minutes in her yard bagging leaves.
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[NSFW] - Hot girl.
[ SFW ] - Oh Vida.
[ SFW ] - Very hot.
[ SFW ] - $10 Tees.
[ SFW ] - Sexy chicks.
[ SFW ] - Carrie is hot.
[NSFW] - Sporty sluts.
[NSFW] - Christmas Orgy.
[NSFW] - Hot ASIAN teen.
[ SFW ] - I like this bikini.
[ SFW ] - Dang this is hot.
[NSFW] - Locker room sex.
[NSFW] - Sex via mini van.
[ SFW ] - Play some pinball.
[NSFW] - Sex for the holidays.
[NSFW] - Very nice wet T-shirt.
[ SFW ] - I want to unwrap her.
[ SFW ] - Boob slapping contest.
[ SFW ] - 2Girls1Cup8Candidates.
[ SFW ] - Cold blooded Christmas.
[ SFW ] - Math Magic is amazing.
[ SFW ] - Some nasty looking fish.
[ SFW ] - Anyone can grab a tittie.
[ SFW ] - This is one big black dude.
[ SFW ] - Oh Holy Night. (Southpark)
[ SFW ] - Nice rack! (DAMN NIGGA too)
[ SFW ] - Girls can make their titties bigger!
[ SFW ] - Everyone make fun of the fat girl!
[ SFW ] - The chocolate rain dude is still weird.
[ SFW ] - Black people turning white.. (It's a book too)
[ SFW ] - I could barley draw a square on an etch a sketch.
[ SFW ] - Only 48 people paid to see Jessica Simpson's new movie.
» bloody hell
posted on 12/21/07 by Opie
Will Smith is the ghetto superhero Hancock!
The Jazz Man.
Chimps are smarter than us.
A bunch of idiots in one clip.
Another first dance via wedding.
Santa runs out of TP.
Perfect 10 model.
Da Cajun, his name Jean Paul, moved to Arkansas and bought him a donkey from an old farmer for $100. Da farmer agreed to deliver da donkey da next day.
Da next day, dat farmer drove up and said, 'I'm sorry, but I have some bad news...the donkey died just last night.'
'Well, den, just give my money back yeah.'
'I can't do that Sir, I went and spent it already.'
'OK, den. Just unload dat donkey.'
'What are you gonna do with him?'
'I'm going to raffle him off.'
'You can't raffle off a dead donkey, you dumb Cajun!'
'Well dats where you wrong. You watch you learn how we Cajuns so smart!'
A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
'I raffled dat donkey off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made $998.'
'Didn't anyone complain?'
'Just dat guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'!
What the hell...
"WTF is that white boy doing in here"
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[ SFW ] - Upshirt.
[NSFW] - VIP sluts.
[NSFW] - Lucky fuck.
[ SFW ] - Flying robot!
[NSFW] - Porn suicide.
[ SFW ] - Naked ladies.
[ SFW ] - Amateur pics.
[ SFW ] - Keeley Hazell.
[ SFW ] - Webcam Strip.
[ SFW ] - Bedroom babe.
[NSFW] - I like her boobs.
[NSFW] - Horny single girls.
[NSFW] - Casino girl fucked.
[ SFW ] - Gizzy is the Shizzy.
[ SFW ] - Naughty school girl.
[ SFW ] - 12 days of Christmas.
[ SFW ] - This was a great show.
[NSFW] - She does a great "job".
[ SFW ] - Fernanda Ferrari is hot.
[ SFW ] - The new Knight Rider car.
[NSFW] - Top nude scenes of 2007.
[ SFW ] - Pac man Christmas tree!
[ SFW ] - I wish I looked like a smurf.
[ SFW ] - 8yrold has some BMX skills.
[ SFW ] - "Rape Me" would be more fun.
[NSFW] - Mission Impossible.. Oh my god..
[ SFW ] - Pervert gets what he deserves.
[ SFW ] - Top 9 Manliest Names ON EARTH.
[ SFW ] - And then god created hot women!
[ SFW ] - Still waiting for a video to top this.
[ SFW ] - Fresh Prince of Bel Air Italian theme.
[NSFW] - A shitload of accident pictures. HAHAHA
[ SFW ] - Yeah don't let your son wear nail polish.
posted on 12/19/07 by Opie
Apparently it felt good.
I think she's ASIAN. I'd hit it.
Twas the night before Christmas,
When all through the house,
Everybody felt shitty even the mouse.
With Mom at the whore house,
And dad smoking grass,
I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass!
When out on the lawn I hear such a clatter,
I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter!
When out on the lawn I saw a big dick,
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
I knew in a moment the fucker had fell!
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick for my brother, the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart!
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,
Piss on you all and have a Hell of a night!
Send your e-boobs here!
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[ SFW ] - I'd hit it.
[ SFW ] - Perky Tits.
[ SFW ] - Cam hottie.
[ SFW ] - Lingerie Ball!
[ SFW ] - Cheap shirts.
[ SFW ] - Very nice ass.
[ SFW ] - Boob Bounce!
[ SFW ] - Mischa Nude?
[NSFW] - My Porn Stash.
[NSFW] - Sex for money!
[ SFW ] - Nice background.
[NSFW] - Lesbo shower fun.
[NSFW] - Sexy blonde twins.
[NSFW] - Aladdin orgy? haha
[NSFW] - Chat with hot chicks.
[ SFW ] - Nyli Christmas. (Hot)
[ SFW ] - This is fucking stupid.
[ SFW ] - Christmas game. Yay.
[ SFW ] - Hot FHM photo shoot.
[ SFW ] - That's a lot of breast.
[NSFW] - The coolest girl in porn.
[ SFW ] - Naked girls. Main page sfw.
[ SFW ] - Britney and Paris are lesbians.
[ SFW ] - Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant!!!
[ SFW ] - Aren't they to young for that shit?
[ SFW ] - Funny games may be a good movie.
[ SFW ] - Pussy Snorkel, is an actual product.
[ SFW ] - Get a prison pen pal! (Fuck with them)
[ SFW ] - This disease is more funnier than AIDS.
[NSFW] - Taxi Cab Confessions - Hot Sluts Fucked.
» HEY YOU
posted on 12/17/07 by Opie
Note: Dailywow will be updated today.(Today is a repeat)
Can't explain. Watch and laugh.
The violin is really cool when electric.
Soccer with binoculars is funny.
He says it's kinda gay... haha
Holy Knock out!!!!11
Is he banging a dead chick? Kinda hot, wait NO!
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table."
Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. "Is that better?" he asked, with a hint of a smile.
"Yes," replied the girl, "much better."
"Very good, darling," the husband whispered.
"Now would you be so kind as to please pass the pussy?"
Looks like it's rape time.
I still hate cats.
What is he doing?
Looks sooo real.
I'd burn them all.
She black or white?
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[NSFW] - Tits.
[NSFW] - PORN!
[ SFW ] - Tight ass.
[ SFW ] - Sexy Jana.
[NSFW] - Hot teens.
[ SFW ] - Ass-Tastic.
[ SFW ] - Cheap shirts.
[NSFW] - Sexy teacher.
[ SFW ] - Xmas Presents.
[ SFW ] - Excellent outfit.
[NSFW] - Great porn vids.
[NSFW] - Hidden cam sex.
[ SFW ] - Amateur Movies.
[ SFW ] - Hot Girlz'n'Gunz!
[ SFW ] - Celeb pussy pics.
[ SFW ] - Any Nirvana fans?
[NSFW] - Santa gettin some.
[NSFW] - Amy Fisher Sex Tape
[ SFW ] - Buy a flux capacitor.
[ SFW ] - 2 Girls 1 Cup - Part 2.
[ SFW ] - Remote control game.
[ SFW ] - What the shit is this?
[ SFW ] - World's greatest Dad!
[ SFW ] - Holy shit at this boat.
[NSFW] - I'd bang the babysitter.
[ SFW ] - Support Obama Boobs.
[NSFW] - Isn't snake head illegal?
[ SFW ] - Look at her what? Oh tits.
[NSFW] - Hook up with sexy singles.
[ SFW ] - The best thing on Youtube.
[ SFW ] - All the fresh prince episodes!
[NSFW] - Two bitches riding the big penis.
[ SFW ] - Another hotties shaking her booty.
[ SFW ] - Mysterious mammal caught on film.
[ SFW ] - President Schwarzenegger. (Simpsons)
[ SFW ] - Batman & Robin get fucked up on cocaine.
[ SFW ] - These comics are fucking great. (Sick too!)
» little bit
posted on 12/14/07 by Opie
Fat kid interviewed. (Onion)
Drive by moshing!
Car battery hack!
Dance off at work?
Be awesome at skating.
They don't like hunters. Was hoping she would drown.
Did she just eat a live mouse?
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to blow them out.
Then one morning as she was preparing the turkey for Christmas dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter?
He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you."
"What do you mean?" asked his wife.
"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened.
But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, think I got most of them back in."
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[ SFW ] - Bad dog!
[ SFW ] - Nice Ass!
[NSFW] - Sexy Mia.
[NSFW] - Nice rack.
[ SFW ] - Who Peed?
[NSFW] - Busty Slut.
[NSFW] - Lucky guy.
[NSFW] - Santa baby.
[ SFW ] - Cheap shirts.
[ SFW ] - I love thongs.
[NSFW] - Blonde Nimpho.
[NSFW] - Bitch gets anal.
[NSFW] - Live sex shows.
[ SFW ] - Teen sex movies.
[ SFW ] - Sexy music videos.
[ SFW ] - She's hot. (craiglist)
[ SFW ] - Megan Fox nipple slip.
[ SFW ] - Kyra Kristmas. (Hot)
[NSFW] - Her vagina is pretty.
[NSFW] - I found a fuck buddy.
[ SFW ] - He didn't like cup girls.
[ SFW ] - 2007: A Year To Love.
[NSFW] - Ann Heche eats pussy.
[ SFW ] - The Puerto-rican 2pac.
[NSFW] - She's bent over for fun.
[ SFW ] - The north pole is melting.
[ SFW ] - Nearly naked naughtiness.
[ SFW ] - Airport security and vodka.
[NSFW] - Celebrity Blow Job Contest.
[ SFW ] - Pretty funny ASIAN comedian.
[NSFW] - Guess I should buy some of this.
[ SFW ] - The Receptionist: The Passenger
[ SFW ] - Homemade Optimus Prime costume.
[ SFW ] - Snowboard game.. that's kinda gay.
[ SFW ] - A new cup to protect the boys. (Video too)
[ SFW ] - Thiswillshockyou.com always has the craziest dvds!