» someone mate with me
posted on 12/12/07 by Opie
This is just weird.
One hot upskirt.
Passion of Christ for Wii!! (Couldn't wait until Friday - Hilarious)
Two gay men decide to have a baby.
They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it.
When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.
A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the gay fathers, she points out the happy child as theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" one gay says to the other.
"All these unhappy babies .... and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves the superiority of gay love!"
The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the thermometer out of his arse!"
Send your e-boobs here!
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[NSFW] - Fuck pal.
[NSFW] - Hot ass.
[ SFW ] - Fuckable.
[NSFW] - Tit hump.
[ SFW ] - Sexy nurse.
[ SFW ] - Chick fight.
[NSFW] - Naked Slut.
[ SFW ] - Great shirts!
[ SFW ] - German girls.
[NSFW] - Young lesbians.
[ SFW ] - Offensive tees.
[ SFW ] - I love tank tops.
[ SFW ] - Fun with farting.
[NSFW] - 19Yr horny Coed.
[ SFW ] - Naughty Nyli Noel.
[NSFW] - Hi Melissa Midwest.
[NSFW] - Lesbian pool party!
[ SFW ] - Hamsters are idiots.
[ SFW ] - Heather's sex scene.
[NSFW] - Some more free porn.
[ SFW ] - Robo-Babes Dance Off.
[NSFW] - Just some local hotties.
[ SFW ] - She needs to be naked.
[ SFW ] - This is an excellent song.
[ SFW ] - A very special Christmas.
[ SFW ] - One Dollar Christmas Gifts.
[ SFW ] - How to have sex with chicks.
[ SFW ] - This is American news for ya.
[NSFW] - Sex in the bathroom isn't safe.
[NSFW] - Drunk chick stripping at a bar..
[ SFW ] - Mountain Dew Christmas Tree is bad ass.
[ SFW ] - 2 Chicks fight over who gets fucked first.
[ SFW ] - Doctor gets a surprise from a cute patient.
[ SFW ] - PETA hates the Olsen twins. Looks like an illegal rip of Full House too.
» nigga jew
posted on 12/10/07 by Opie
The Cougar is one bad mother.
Holy shit a smurf ghost!
Some awesome Pride KOs.
I like black people.
Pluto was trying to rape that kid.
You what's going to happen.
Ingrown toenail removal. That's worst that cup chicks.
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?'
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Look at this dog.
He is hardcore.
That a kid in the bathtub?
THEY WONT GO OUT OF BUSINESS HAHAHAhahaha...
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[NSFW] - Sex Gal.
[ SFW ] - Nice ass.
[ SFW ] - $10 tees.
[ SFW ] - Juicy Ass.
[NSFW] - Squirt fun.
[NSFW] - 18Yr babe.
[NSFW] - Big tits r us.
[ SFW ] - This racist?
[ SFW ] - Sasquatch!
[NSFW] - Nude teens.
[ SFW ] - Rat fashion?
[NSFW] - Big mouthfuls.
[ SFW ] - Topless Celeb.
[ SFW ] - Oh, she's hot.
[ SFW ] - Measuring up.
[NSFW] - Fine ass bitch.
[ SFW ] - She's not ugly.
[ SFW ] - Paintball game.
[ SFW ] - Hot french ass.
[NSFW] - Naughty Lesbians.
[NSFW] - Blowjob For $100.
[ SFW ] - Gifts for your lady.
[ SFW ] - Chicks talking dirty.
[ SFW ] - Guess I'm not a man.
[ SFW ] - Half Pig / Half sheep.
[NSFW] - Goddamn at the titties.
[NSFW] - Lesbian Mud Wrestling.
[ SFW ] - Where Alicia Keys grew up.
[ SFW ] - Sexy Celebrity Photo Hunt.
[ SFW ] - Bad ass Snoop Dogg video.
[ SFW ] - Daxflame is a funny faggot.
[ SFW ] - Look at this fucking mouse.
[ SFW ] - X-Mas Shopping Guide 2007.
[NSFW] - Hot girls wanting to have fun.
[NSFW] - In case you missed Topless Wii.
[ SFW ] - Olsen Twins commercial parody.
[ SFW ] - Fresh Whole Rabbit on Amazon?
[ SFW ] - I love it when you call me big poppa.
[ SFW ] - The 100 oldest domains on the Internet.
[ SFW ] - A FUCKING WIG FOR YOUR CAT?! I HATE THIS WORLD..
[ SFW ] - WoW helps boy survive moose attack. (Read comments)
posted on 12/07/07 by Opie
Police kill a dog. (I added a funny to it)
A Grandmothers reaction to cup chicks.
Playing Wii can get you raped by your dog.
This robbery can't be real.
Ramping shit with a car.
DON'T BE HATIN I'M A 9TH GRADE WHORE!!!11
All the movie guy voices in one car.
Had to watch this one a few times.
That is a big ass shotgun.
She takes it off.
Little Johnny went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son, is your Grandma home?"
Little Johnny replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
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[ SFW ] - Upskirt!
[NSFW] - Sex videos.
[NSFW] - Fuck friend.
[ SFW ] - Dinner date.
[NSFW] - Perfect Tits.
[NSFW] - Sexy Jessica.
[ SFW ] - Bloody babes.
[NSFW] - Big Titted Boss!
[ SFW ] - Colombian model.
[ SFW ] - Who'd you rather?
[NSFW] - Naked roller derby.
[ SFW ] - Infamous Survivor.
[ SFW ] - Katharine McPhee.
[ SFW ] - Girls on the beach.
[ SFW ] - Eva Mendes Nude!
[NSFW] - Banged via kitchen.
[ SFW ] - Captain Planet shirt.
[NSFW] - Big Breasted-Tastic.
[NSFW] - Two Amateur MILFs.
[NSFW] - XXX Personals - Free.
[ SFW ] - Have fun with money.
[NSFW] - Brianna Frost's Breasts.
[ SFW ] - How chicks fake orgasms.
[ SFW ] - If celebrities had real jobs.
[NSFW] - She wants to be a porn star.
[ SFW ] - The pink ranger sings techno?
[ SFW ] - Mary Carey's implants on eBay...
[ SFW ] - Where is the water coming from?
[ SFW ] - What an idiot. (To slow for rollin')
[ SFW ] - Harold And Kumar 2 rated R trailer.
[ SFW ] - Why black people love watermelon?
[ SFW ] - Christmas lights synched to RUN DMC.
[ SFW ] - Only a black man or woman could do this.
[ SFW ] - Victoria's Secret 2007 Show (full video)
[ SFW ] - Jack Bauer going to jail for 48 days, that's 48 seasons!
posted on 12/05/07 by Opie
Already have some funny stuff for ya Friday, but today is porn day..... (Except some FFL)
Bonus W.O.W #1
Bonus W.O.W #2
Bonus W.O.W #3
A farmer goes shopping one day and returns with a young rooster for the hens in the coop.
The rooster looks around, walks over the elderly rooster and says, "Alright you fogy, it's time for you to retire"
The old rooster looks at him and replies, "C'mon, don't tell me you can handle ALL of these hens by yourself. Look how they've left me! Why don't you leave me at least those two old hens sitting in the corner?"
But the young rooster replies, "Scram you old shit! You're done here and now I'm in charge."
The old rooster gives him the following proposal, "Let's do this son, we'll race around the coop and whoever wins will retain control of the entire place."
The young rooster starts laughing and mocks the old rooster, "Oh please, you and I both know that there is no way you can win! But just to be fair, I'll give you a head start." So the old rooster starts running and 15 seconds later, the young rooster sprints off. The young rooster rounds the first corner and can already see the older one just in front of him. As he rounds the second, he is practically on his tail, just inches away.
While this is going on, the farmer, sitting by the coop as is his custom, sees the two roosters as they pass by. He grabs his rifle and BAM, he shoots the young rooster dead.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and thinks to himself, "Damn, third gay rooster this month."
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[NSFW] - PORN!
[ SFW ] - Hot lips.
[NSFW] - Horny girls.
[ SFW ] - Thigh highs.
[NSFW] - Hot brunette.
[ SFW ] - 2 Girls 1 Puc.
[NSFW] - Sexy teacher.
[ SFW ] - A broken arm.
[ SFW ] - Upskirt-Tastic.
[ SFW ] - Funny T-shirts.
[NSFW] - I like her titties.
[ SFW ] - 2 Teen Delight.
[NSFW] - Three hot sluts.
[ SFW ] - Shake that ass.
[ SFW ] - Sexy pole dance.
[ SFW ] - Blow-up doll thief.
[NSFW] - Wet Teen Dream.
[ SFW ] - Kate Moss topless.
[NSFW] - Topless Wii!!!!!!!!!!
[ SFW ] - Void if seal broken.
[NSFW] - Two Hot MILF Sluts.
[NSFW] - Middle eastern babe.
[NSFW] - Squirting Compilation.
[ SFW ] - Fighting game flip book.
[ SFW ] - Star Wars Paternity Test.
[ SFW ] - Another Alien Vs Predator.
[ SFW ] - Funny clip from "Walk Hard".
[ SFW ] - Boobies are my kind of gay.
[NSFW] - Hot girls wanting to have fun.
[ SFW ] - Unbelievable genetic accidents.
[ SFW ] - This faggot loves a lot of things.
[NSFW] - This craglist will be deleted soon.
[ SFW ] - If you like space, you'll enjoy this.
[NSFW] - Oh just some naked college girls..
[ SFW ] - Lick on a poisonous frog and get high!
» Cyber sex 101
posted on 12/03/07 by Opie
Best wedding dance and she is hot.
Crazy guy goes around jacking off in stores.
Just watch, you'll laugh.
Someone gets air sick.
Hes gots the skills.
BIKE STUNTS ON BIKES.
She shows them.
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. Both said they were very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. T he hus band continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the porch.
Those aren't kittens dumbass.
Jesus made him do it.
All the super soakers.
These titties are horrible.
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[ SFW ] - Pepsi.
[ SFW ] - Nice rack.
[NSFW] - ASIAN slut.
[NSFW] - Nice tittas.
[NSFW] - Fuck buddy.
[ SFW ] - Moto cross.
[ SFW ] - Photo shoot.
[NSFW] - Ghetto booty.
[ SFW ] - Teen Heaven.
[ SFW ] - Sexy undress.
[NSFW] - Teeny Orgasm.
[ SFW ] - New Joker pics.
[ SFW ] - Funny T-shirts.
[NSFW] - 1 guy 1 mudpie.
[ SFW ] - This girl is crazy.
[ SFW ] - Crazy Christmas.
[ SFW ] - Evel Knievel died.
[ SFW ] - Deepthroat Delight.
[ SFW ] - The beach is great.
[NSFW] - Big bang bus titties.
[ SFW ] - I used to drink a lot.
[ SFW ] - I want to hump Gigi.
[NSFW] - Girls looking to fuck.
[ SFW ] - Hayden upskirt pics.
[ SFW ] - Pedophile music video?
[ SFW ] - Bit torrent song.. Dork.
[NSFW] - Check out the sophie vid.
[ SFW ] - That's to fast for the highway.
[ SFW ] - Alvin and the Chipmunks looks stupid.
[ SFW ] - I'd really enjoy watching this kid drown.
[ SFW ] - Short film that won 35 film festival awards.
[ SFW ] - I was hoping for lesbian action. DISAPPOINTMENT!
[ SFW ] - Judge jailed entire courtroom for ringing cell phone.
[ SFW ] - Site that lets you download myspace music, neato.
[NSFW] - Learn how to have anal sex.. with your girl. (She's hot too)