» Happy New Year faggots!
posted on 12/31/08 by Opie
Wait until to see the sexiness behind this door.
PERIOD MOTHER FUCKER!
Horrible song but she's hot and he's a douche.
A Jew, a Muslim and a nigger are walking through the countryside late at night, when they come across a farm. They knock on the door and ask the farmer if he has any rooms that they can use for the night. The farmer informs them that he only has two rooms, but he also has a barn.
The Jew decides he will sleep in the barn. Five minutes later, there is a knock at the farm house door, and the Jew is stood outside.
"I am sorry, but I cannot sleep in that barn. There are pigs in there, and we consider them to be dirty animals. I cannot sleep under the same roof as them"
So the Muslim goes off to sleep in the barn. Five minutes later, there is another knock at the farm house door. The Muslim is stood outside.
"I'm sorry, but there are pigs in the barn, and my religion considers them to be dirty animals, so I cannot sleep under the same roof as them"
Finally, off goes the nigger to sleep in the barn.
Five minutes later, there is a knock on the farm house door. The farmer opens the door and finds all his pigs stood on the doorstep...
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[NSFW] - Tits.
[NSFW] - Hot teen.
[NSFW] - Porn sites.
[ SFW ] - Kristen Bell.
[ SFW ] - A true ninja.
[ SFW ] - She's all wet.
[ SFW ] - Facebook Girl.
[ SFW ] - Avoid the puke.
[NSFW] - Free sex tonight.
[ SFW ] - Sexy girl on Wii Fit.
[ SFW ] - Look cool in these.
[ SFW ] - Stop Carlos Mencia!
[NSFW] - College chick banged.
[ SFW ] - Internet Pr0n in 1994.
[ SFW ] - She had a baby at 70.
[ SFW ] - Why is this dude naked?
[ SFW ] - Top 10 Striptease Songs.
[ SFW ] - Crazy looking squid video.
[ SFW ] - Girls taking slutty pictures.
[ SFW ] - Jessica Simpson's camel toe.
[NSFW] - Find a slut for the New Year.
[ SFW ] - Guy made a safe out of Legos.
[ SFW ] - Do you want a hand grenade?
[ SFW ] - Way to catch those criminals.
[ SFW ] - Apparently women love MAGIC!
[ SFW ] - 99 problems but Bush ain't one.
[ SFW ] - 10 Sluttiest Girls On Maury Povich.
[ SFW ] - 14 pound newborn will eat your family.
[ SFW ] - WTF I didn't know DEEBO was a wrestler.. haha
» Yay I'm back.
posted on 12/29/08 by Opie
UFC 92: Jackson VS Silva
UFC 92: Griffin VS Evans
UFC 92: Nogueira VS Mir
This is how I deliver packages too.
Batman Salvation trailer.
What the hell?
What the fuck is going on here?
Mouse trap to the tongue.
This nigga is better than Rocky.
Breaking boards with his MIND!
They can rock the shit out of those cellos.
A jewish boy approaches his father and says, "Dad, can I have five dollars?"
The dad responds, "Four dollars??!! What on earth do you need three dollars for??"
Penis and KILLER!
I would purchase one now.
This is true.
Like a box of oreo cookies.
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[NSFW] - Horny girls.
[NSFW] - Drunk chick.
[ SFW ] - Hey me too.
[NSFW] - "Virgin" teen.
[ SFW ] - Kill the flies!
[ SFW ] - Cheap shirts.
[NSFW] - Find wet sluts.
[ SFW ] - Girls don't fart.
[ SFW ] - Angela Lindvall.
[ SFW ] - It lacks spinners.
[NSFW] - Sexy cam whores.
[ SFW ] - PIGGY BACK RIDE!
[ SFW ] - Nice rack and ass.
[ SFW ] - Animal kaleidoscope.
[ SFW ] - Beauty or Butterface?
[ SFW ] - How to clone a Twinkie.
[NSFW] - OK, this is a little weird.
[ SFW ] - Let's light my ass on fire.
[ SFW ] - Don't say "That's so gay".
[ SFW ] - What the fuck is this shit?
[ SFW ] - I want to exercise with her.
[ SFW ] - Here's some pick up lines for ya.
[ SFW ] - This dude made a hand held N64.
[ SFW ] - This kid is clearly the son of Satan.
[ SFW ] - Thundercats Movie trailer (fan made)
[ SFW ] - Be sure to watch the end of this one.
[ SFW ] - The very sexy myspace mirror pictures.
[ SFW ] - John Travolta in 70s Safeguard commercial.
[ SFW ] - Another ASIAN singer that is beyond awesome.
» CHRISTMAS is dumb.
posted on 12/24/08 by Opie
Just remember when your done opening presents, be sure tell tell your parents or loved ones that you just want..
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[NSFW] - Porn sites.
[ SFW ] - Sexy model.
[NSFW] - XXX Dating.
[ SFW ] - Fun little game.
[NSFW] - Suck that penis!
[ SFW ] - Come onnn tittie!
[NSFW] - This bitch is sexy.
[ SFW ] - Legal to pee sign.
[NSFW] - Naked British teen.
[ SFW ] - Camp Crystal Lake.
[ SFW ] - Talking cats & dogs.
[NSFW] - Angelina Jolie Naked.
[ SFW ] - She needs to stand up.
[ SFW ] - Turkeys hate Christmas.
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Murdered Rappers.
[ SFW ] - Some of the best falls of 08.
[ SFW ] - I bet it smells like shit there.
[ SFW ] - Mike Tyson is a fat fuck now.
[ SFW ] - A horror movie in 3D? Neato.
[ SFW ] - This music video is retarded.
[NSFW] - Very hot girl getting pounded.
[ SFW ] - Don't you just love stupid people..
[ SFW ] - Half ASIAN half basketball. (Seriously)
[ SFW ] - Here are some Christmas games for ya.
[ SFW ] - So this is how you break up a cat fight.
[ SFW ] - 40 inspirational speeches. (From movies)
» ho ho ho
posted on 12/22/08 by Opie
Tourettes Guy as a parrot and A parrot/baby
Go shopping with a mask.
NASA urine recycler tester.
Beware of crazy monkeys.
John Caparulo is pretty funny
Some good Mitch Hedberg.
It scared the shit out of this cat.
That was a loud pop.
A trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, & knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, & she says "Hi, my name is Heather & you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her & proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up & knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.
As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, & you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again & continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. When the light turns green the trucker revs up & races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,& runs back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, &after she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Indiana & I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!
DAMN NIGGA! (Is the first one green dress girl?)
I just want her to lick me.
This guy is a fag.
Evolution is correct.
Can't wait to see this.
Milk is always good.
Yep, he's fucked.
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[ SFW ] - $10 tees.
[ SFW ] - Hot babe.
[ SFW ] - Nice body.
[ SFW ] - Hot redhead.
[NSFW] - Fuck buddies.
[NSFW] - Escorts online.
[NSFW] - Naked whores.
[ SFW ] - Come on tittie!
[NSFW] - Homemade porn.
[ SFW ] - First date tests.
[NSFW] - Teen masturbating.
[ SFW ] - Holiday Porn.. hmm.
[ SFW ] - KILL SANTA CLAUSE!
[ SFW ] - Snowmobile crashes.
[ SFW ] - Stream music for free.
[ SFW ] - Tonsil stones are gross.
[ SFW ] - Wish that was my hand.
[ SFW ] - The easiest way to color.
[ SFW ] - Yep. This bitch is crazy.
[ SFW ] - Oh hello addicting game.
[NSFW] - How To Stop Vaginal Odor.
[ SFW ] - Jingle Bells with microwaves.
[NSFW] - So is this an ugly girl fetish?
[ SFW ] - Little Lad in Star Wars. haha
[ SFW ] - Would you eat stuff like this?
[ SFW ] - What is this black dude doing.
[ SFW ] - Pigeon shit causes it to collapse.
[ SFW ] - This ASIAN is a excellent singer.
[ SFW ] - A Britney Spears Christmas Carol.
[ SFW ] - Add some Hammertime to your Firefox.
[ SFW ] - Damn, ASIAN condoms are cheap as fuck.
[ SFW ] - First one to tell me what this is gets a gold star.
[ SFW ] - Who the hell is this retard giving a shout out to me?
» I set a manger on fire.
posted on 12/19/08 by Opie
These dogs are hilarious!
Animals singing a Christmas song.
Need the uncensored version of this.
I like that thud sound at the end.
MOMMA MOMMA I BROKED IT!!!!!!
Dolphins will eat your family.
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road.
He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "That's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears.
Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed.
"There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"
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[ SFW ] - Wet girls.
[NSFW] - Barely 18.
[ SFW ] - Nice booty.
[ SFW ] - Underboobs.
[ SFW ] - Patient bear.
[NSFW] - Get laid now.
[NSFW] - Fuck my ass.
[ SFW ] - I like this ring.
[NSFW] - Hot naked girls.
[ SFW ] - Fun game for ya.
[ SFW ] - Hot News chicks.
[NSFW] - I need a dirty sex slave.
[ SFW ] - What the hell is going on?
[ SFW ] - The movie 300.. with cats.
[NSFW] - Hello, a bunch of naked girls!
[ SFW ] - A duffel bag for dead bodies!
[ SFW ] - These guys are douche bags.
[ SFW ] - Top 10 Sport Moments of 2008.
[ SFW ] - This bitch is dumb and annoying.
[ SFW ] - Another reason to burn a church.
[ SFW ] - Why would you buy Celebrity snot?
[ SFW ] - Crip music for.. I guess 8 year olds?
[NSFW] - Cum Hogs. Wasn't expecting this haha.
[ SFW ] - Come to the Darkside we Have Cookies.
[NSFW] - This is exactly how soccer moms dress.
[ SFW ] - And you thought your Christmas sucked.
[ SFW ] - Family Guy weather report for your local city.
[ SFW ] - At first I thought this was going to be some mystical porn.
» hey now
posted on 12/17/08 by Opie
WAIT FOR IT!
Heroin for Christmas!
Haha did he die?
A Christmas Story for people who are having a bad day...
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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[NSFW] - Cam girls.
[NSFW] - Nude sites.
[NSFW] - Sex Tonight.
[NSFW] - Hook up online.
[ SFW ] - He must be rich.
[ SFW ] - Jennifer Aniston.
[NSFW] - Sexy girl giving head.
[ SFW ] - Girls can't shoot guns.
[NSFW] - This girl is smoking hot.
[ SFW ] - Funny T-shirts for cheap.
[ SFW ] - These girls sure can dance.
[ SFW ] - Bush dodges shoe Megamix!
[ SFW ] - How to tell her you cheated.
[ SFW ] - Instant Ascii for your webcam.
[ SFW ] - What the hell is he laughing at?
[ SFW ] - I wouldn't tell them that though.
[ SFW ] - Need a good present for someone?
[ SFW ] - Something doesn't seem right here.
[ SFW ] - Emo ASIANS are worst than the white ones.
[ SFW ] - Black people and their cars. (They are the funny)