» a lol
posted on 12/15/08 by Opie
Some of the best videos of 2008
Why throw a shoe at Bush?
BALLS FLYING AT HER FACE HAHAhahah.. No.
These guys are fucking idiots.
Another church dance REMIX!
This ASIAN is a beat master.
An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to last very long before he would orgasm during sex.
A caring man, he was concerned that he was disappointing his new lover,so he called his doctor for advice.
The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act.
The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open.
He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway.
He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.
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[ SFW ] - Ouch.
[ SFW ] - Hot babe.
[NSFW] - Porn for you.
[ SFW ] - Sexy Brazilian.
[NSFW] - Download free porn.
[NSFW] - The best porn sites.
[ SFW ] - Sex Panther Cologne.
[ SFW ] - I think it will make it.
[NSFW] - A bunch of sex videos.
[ SFW ] - Mountain Biker Jumper.
[ SFW ] - I'm in love with this ass.
[ SFW ] - Help Her Orgasm Faster.
[NSFW] - Girls fingering themselves.
[NSFW] - Why would a man do this?
[ SFW ] - Is this considered dancing?
[ SFW ] - Twelve songs for Christmas.
[ SFW ] - School bus does a wheelie!
[ SFW ] - Baby head in a jar on Ebay!
[NSFW] - I wish I had a hot housewife.
[ SFW ] - Back when Christina was hot.
[ SFW ] - How NOT to use PowerPoint!
[ SFW ] - Piranhas ate a guy up. (Pics!)
[ SFW ] - Let's throw shit at Steve Young.
[ SFW ] - Well these girls are officially stupid.
[NSFW] - She doesn't know she's being filmed.
[ SFW ] - Slipknot is awesome but this is to funny.
[ SFW ] - Barry Sanders Jr. is going to be awesome.
[ SFW ] - From the guy that did the Spider Drawing.
» white trash
posted on 12/12/08 by Opie
Notes: I forgot to tell you that the M.C.O.T.W was updated on Monday and I'll fix the Daily WOW and Media this weekend. Busy time on the year and it's gay!
I bet that hurt.
Two things happen in here.
This Dark Knight scene has been edited.
Dude is ninja-like on picking it back up.
Oh those ASIANS.
Two couples were playing cards one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife Sue, legs spread wide, wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well, indeed he did.
She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial as well as the moral costs of this offer, John indicates that he is indeed interested. She tells him that since her husband, Bill, works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, that John should be at her house around 2.00 Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house for the planned time with Sue at 2:00 PM sharp and after paying her the agreed sum of $500, they went to the bedroom and closed their sexual transaction as Sue had promised.
Afterwards, John quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bill came home from work at 6:00 PM and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly, "Did John come by the house this afternoon?"
A little worried, Bill's wife answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly stopped when her husband curtly asked," And did he give you $500?"
In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out, and after mustering up her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
[NSFW] - Tits.
[ SFW ] - Haha.
[NSFW] - Hottie.
[ SFW ] - Holy ass!
[NSFW] - Find sluts online.
[ SFW ] - Invisibility Shirt.
[NSFW] - Free porn videos.
[ SFW ] - ASIAN that is hot.
[ SFW ] - Fat Girls Gone Wild.
[ SFW ] - Girls mud wrestling.
[NSFW] - Sexy girl giving head.
[ SFW ] - I laughed at the gorilla.
[ SFW ] - How to audition for porn.
[NSFW] - I'll buy their damn cookies.
[NSFW] - Girls fingering themselves.
[ SFW ] - Man built a robot girlfriend.
[ SFW ] - Michael Jackson's Punch Out.
[ SFW ] - All wet and dressed in white.
[ SFW ] - Awesome homeless beat boxer.
[ SFW ] - Doesn't get any gayer than this.
[ SFW ] - I would still mate with Ms. Spears.
[ SFW ] - Naked "Nirvana baby" all grown up.
[ SFW ] - Palm pistol is for old people are fags.
[NSFW] - How to cook a cum omelette. I threw up a little.
» testing porn, 2, 3
posted on 12/10/08 by Opie
Jizz in my Pants 2.0
Kayne West gets hit by a penny and makes a song out of it.
Some forum members did this.
Awesome bike recovery.. Right..
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please."
Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop.
The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck.
As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After awhile he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" button, then the butcher follows him off.
The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the stoop. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -Whap!- against the door. He does this again and again. No answer.
So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. A big guy opens it and starts cursing and pummeling the dog.
The butcher runs up screams at the guy: "What the hell are you doing? This dog's a genius!"
The owner responds, "Genius, my ass. It's the second time this week he's forgotten his key!"
- FFL -
[NSFW] - Teens.
[ SFW ] - Nice ass.
[NSFW] - Shower fun.
[NSFW] - Quality porn.
[NSFW] - Busty ASIAN.
[ SFW ] - Moshing cats!
[ SFW ] - Big ol' titties.
[NSFW] - Fuck buddies.
[ SFW ] - Naked ASIAN.
[NSFW] - Hook-up online.
[ SFW ] - The dog house.
[NSFW] - 20 pound titties.
[ SFW ] - Self-Cleaning Toilet.
[ SFW ] - Easy X-mas Presents!
[ SFW ] - She needs to show them.
[ SFW ] - Terminator Salvation Trailer!
[ SFW ] - Suicide on TV.. I need a link.
[ SFW ] - If you hate Nickelback watch this.
[ SFW ] - I want everything on the dollar menu.
[ SFW ] - 5 Things You Didn't Know About Women.
[ SFW ] - A web browser for niggers. That's racist.
[ SFW ] - I wouldn't mind stabbing this guy in the face.
[ SFW ] - Stern comments on the Jonas Brothers haha.
[ SFW ] - Horrible voice, Emo hair, and pig nose. Oink Oink faggot.
[ SFW ] - The 10 Most Irritatingly Impossible Old-School Video Games.
» late and short!
posted on 12/08/08 by Opie
Jizz in my pants - SNL
That was close.
Cat killed by a PRETEND gun.
Another mascot scaring prank.
It's going to be a blood bath.
The wife has been on my case to get the Christmas lights up for a couple of weeks now.
They are up now and for some reason she will not talk to me.
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[NSFW] - Sex.
[NSFW] - Hottie reviews.
[NSFW] - Find wet sluts.
[NSFW] - 2 girls one dude.
[ SFW ] - Boomerang game.
[ SFW ] - Jessica Biel is hot.
[NSFW] - Just lesbians here.
[NSFW] - Awesome cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Camp Crystal Lake.
[ SFW ] - Internet for Seniors.
[ SFW ] - What the hell is that?
[ SFW ] - All the Batman trailers.
[ SFW ] - This song hurt my ears.
[ SFW ] - Really cool ice carvings.
[ SFW ] - Wii Accidents Montage.
[ SFW ] - Epic failure compilation.
[ SFW ] - Nice ass in those jeans.
[ SFW ] - How to high your stash.
[NSFW] - Oh god, not another one.
[ SFW ] - 400gb Blu-ray disk. WAT!
[ SFW ] - I need nudes of her thanks.
[ SFW ] - Newspapers can be funny.
[ SFW ] - I wish I was between those.
[ SFW ] - This man will store anything!
[ SFW ] - I Did All My Holiday Shopping Here.
[NSFW] - If you do this, you're officially gay.
[ SFW ] - This is how you do the money trick.
[ SFW ] - I wouldn't buy shit from this asshole.
[ SFW ] - Oscar De La Hoya Vs Manny Pacquiao
[ SFW ] - Top 10 Things She Learns From Porn Stars.
[ SFW ] - Single Nigga (Not bad Single ladies parody)
» oh fudge
posted on 12/05/08 by Opie
The producer in the back is going ape shit!
I want to attend this fair.
Obama birth place revealed!
Tom Cruise and Star Wars.
What kind of jew shit is this.
I would hang with them too.
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.
'He's a funeral director,' she answered.
'Interesting,' the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.
She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she'd first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
She smiled and explained, 'I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.'
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[NSFW] - Sexy.
[NSFW] - Horny?
[ SFW ] - True talent.
[ SFW ] - Big ass rabbit.
[NSFW] - Hot naked girls.
[ SFW ] - Dog is trapped!
[ SFW ] - Play some pool.
[ SFW ] - Holly Weber gallery.
[ SFW ] - Robotic Guitar Hero.
[ SFW ] - PSAs are the funny.
[NSFW] - She's getting pounded.
[ SFW ] - Jennifer Love Hewitt.
[ SFW ] - This is a midget right?
[ SFW ] - Show me your VAGINA!
[NSFW] - I enjoy homemade porn.
[ SFW ] - Like a new Carrie. Right?
[ SFW ] - He likes to ride in the car.
[ SFW ] - Monster trucks and techno!
[ SFW ] - Crying over a closing library?
[ SFW ] - I didn't know deer formed cults.
[ SFW ] - 31 Very Bad Masturbation Ideas.
[ SFW ] - Come to the Darkside we have cookies.
[ SFW ] - Time for the posting of Christmas lights.
[ SFW ] - The World's Most Badass Homeless Guy.
[ SFW ] - I need the address for a rape party. Thanks.
[ SFW ] - Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2008 (In HD)
[NSFW] - VERY GRAPHIC video on a man being murdered. I giggled though.
posted on 12/03/08 by Opie
This guy rides the same bus everyday. He admires the beauty of the nun who rides the same bus everyday.
The bus driver notices this and one day when the nun gets off at her usual stop, the bus driver calls him over and says, "I know how you can get her. Just dress up like a priest and put on a realistic mask so that she wont recognize you.
Then go to the grave where she prays every night and ask to fuck her in her ass, since its not against her beliefs."
The man was excited to try this out. He went home and did just as the bus driver said. All dressed up and in his mask, he went to the graveyard of he church that night. Sure enough, the nun was kneeling and praying near a grave. He knelt down beside her and asked, "Sister, can I fuck you in your ass tonight?"
"I suppose father, since it isnt against our religion." The guy takes her home and fucks the shit out of her ass. After he's done, he takes off his mask and says "Ha! It's me! the guy from the bus!"
The nun turns around and takes off her mask, "Ha! It's me! The bus driver!!!"
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[NSFW] - 18+ only.
[ SFW ] - Giggle it.
[ SFW ] - Stupid kid.
[NSFW] - Fuck now.
[ SFW ] - Hot video.
[NSFW] - Naked sluts.
[NSFW] - Perky Titties.
[ SFW ] - Wonka Remix.
[NSFW] - DVD porn vids.
[NSFW] - Dirty home movie.
[NSFW] - Yay for teen orgies.
[ SFW ] - Owned via seagull.
[NSFW] - I'll play pool with her.
[ SFW ] - Dark Knight Lifting PSA.
[ SFW ] - Oh my god this is funny.
[ SFW ] - Click for best X-mas Gifts!
[NSFW] - Kama Sutra looks like fun.
[ SFW ] - Don't mind the burning car.
[ SFW ] - This white girl rapper sucks.
[ SFW ] - 10 Toys that made you Gay.
[ SFW ] - Your mom loves this T-shirt.
[ SFW ] - How to tell her you cheated.
[ SFW ] - Shocked so hard his pants fell down.
[ SFW ] - This is why white people get picked on.
[ SFW ] - My Christmas tree is a bunch of dead cats.
[ SFW ] - I'm not your friend buddy South Park Remix.
[ SFW ] - I wish I sounded like a duck when I laughed.
» hey now
posted on 12/01/08 by Opie
This may make you cringe.
Anyone have any super glue?
Oh that crazy Gideon!
Kids don't like puppets.
Jordan breaks the glass!
3 year old drummer is good.
You know what's coming.
A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work.
"Honey, I have some really great news for you!" she said.
"Great, tell me what you're so happy about!" he replied.
"I'm pregnant!" she said.
He kissed her and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
Then, she said, "Oh honey, there's more!"
He asked, "What do you mean, 'more?'"
She said, "Well, we aren't having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew.
She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the TWIN PACK home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!"
I'm hiring him.
Bubbles are funny.
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[NSFW] - Hot.
[NSFW] - Teens.
[ SFW ] - Nice ride.
[ SFW ] - Nice outfit.
[NSFW] - Naked chick.
[ SFW ] - Mr. Push-up.
[NSFW] - Girl next door.
[ SFW ] - Hip Hop violin.
[NSFW] - Wet bond babe.
[ SFW ] - Knight Rider GPS!
[ SFW ] - If you like fake tits.
[ SFW ] - New Ice Age teaser.
[ SFW ] - Is this an EMO HOMO?
[ SFW ] - Top 10 Fitness Models.
[NSFW] - Oil on the butt and tits!
[ SFW ] - More stupid than funny.
[ SFW ] - Would you walk on this?
[ SFW ] - America gets Rick Rolled.
[ SFW ] - Guy killed on Black Friday.
[ SFW ] - This has to taste like shit.
[ SFW ] - Making someone puke prank.
[ SFW ] - Buy a keyboard for a blonde girl.
[ SFW ] - Haha this is why gays are funny.
[NSFW] - Hot chick banged in the shower.
[ SFW ] - Shut up and show me your titties!
[ SFW ] - The Gingerbread man is missing something.
[ SFW ] - Get ready to waste your day on this game.
[ SFW ] - Every Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe Fatality.
[ SFW ] - ASIANS shouldn't be allowed to tell black jokes.
[ SFW ] - I fucking hate people that sing in their stupid webcam.