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» irish wristwatch posted on 12/16/09 by Opie



W.O.W (Butterface)



Haha.



Very nice BJ.



Male Strippers from Hell.

Joke

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

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DAMN NIGGA!



Way to go Fox News.



New riding lawnmower.



Hmm.





Funny protest signs.

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[NSFW] - Naked sluts.
[ SFW ] - Cannon game.
[ SFW ] - Holy nice rack.
[ SFW ] - Best TV for Porn.
[ SFW ] - Is she Hot or Not?
[ SFW ] - Cum All Ye Faithful!
[ SFW ] - Christmas Light Hero.
[NSFW] - Download some porn.
[NSFW] - Get laid off Facebook.
[NSFW] - Chat with XXX Models.
[ SFW ] - Awesome music video.
[NSFW] - Hot homemade sex vid.
[ SFW ] - They need to be naked.
[ SFW ] - Funny ninja kill in COD6.
[ SFW ] - Living photograph.. haha
[ SFW ] - One Man Wolf Pack shirt.
[NSFW] - Only women can do this.
[ SFW ] - Man Drinks A Glass Of Fat.
[ SFW ] - Chinese Yoyo Performance.
[ SFW ] - The world's first bionic finger.
[ SFW ] - Awesome Engine Impressions.
[ SFW ] - Funny T-shirts Great Presents!
[ SFW ] - Unlock those protected PDF files.
[ SFW ] - He falls for the same painful prank twice.
[ SFW ] - Kool-Aid now available in all 5 food groups!
[ SFW ] - Cool beat by noises from a jeep cherokee.
[ SFW ] - 17 year old killed his brother because of Dexter.


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» Cheese posted on 12/14/09 by Opie



UFC 107 Mir Vs Congo



UFC 107 B.J. Penn vs. Diego Sanchez (5th Round)



Call of Duty 6 Javelin FAIL.



This kid is a retard or something.



Dumb as fuck.



The $200k pool table. I want one.



Cool illusion.



ALIENS!



Death Metal Baby!



Wild boar attacks hunter.



"Are you ready?" Haha

Joke

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

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[NSFW] - Nudes.
[ SFW ] - Perfect Gifts.
[ SFW ] - Pick-up lines.
[NSFW] - Download porn.
[ SFW ] - Underwater ass.
[ SFW ] - Sickest TV ever
[NSFW] - Sex on Facebook!
[ SFW ] - Prison brawl game.
[NSFW] - Hotties to chat with.
[ SFW ] - These shirts kick ass.
[ SFW ] - Death By Huge Boobs.
[ SFW ] - Transformer USB drive!
[ SFW ] - Sex Trek is a real porno.
[NSFW] - The Headless Penis.. Uh..
[ SFW ] - Top 10 really bad dunks.
[ SFW ] - Rachel Blison Deleted Sex Scene.
[ SFW ] - Hottie dancing to Christmas music.
[ SFW ] - Hookers caught on Google Street.
[ SFW ] - Jesus doesn't like Pokemon.. haha
[ SFW ] - Christian Side Hug? What the fuck?
[ SFW ] - You know, this never really gets old.
[ SFW ] - Hey this faggot is looking for a friend.
[NSFW] - Pigtailed Teen Roughly Ass Destroyed.
[ SFW ] - Robbers use a marker instead of mask.
[ SFW ] - Unnecessary censorship with Sesame Street.
[ SFW ] - The Sorcerer's Apprentice Trailer. (Looks good)
[ SFW ] - This is how burgers look so good in commercials.
[NSFW] - Why would you want someone to kick you in the balls?
[ SFW ] - He wants to watch two ladies have sex, then possibly kill them.


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» Droid posted on 12/11/09 by Opie



Guy brings a typewriter to class.



The fuck?



DEA gets Lil Wayne to help with the drug problem.



Mailman forgets to put it in park and watch what happens.



The most epic mash-up of trailers.



I NEED A HAND JOB!



Roller blade freestyle.



Microphone FAIL!



Guy sets himself on fire then shoots himself.



Oh my god. My dick hurts now.



Orgasm FAIL!

Joke

10 Truths Black And Hispanic People Know, But White People Won't Admit:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not White.
3. Rap music is here to stay
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 Truths White And Black People Know, But Hispanic People Won't Admit:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.!
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family
10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.


10 Truths White And Hispanic People Know, But Black People Won't Admit:

1. O. J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car

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[NSFW] - Nudie pics.
[ SFW ] - Puzzle game.
[ SFW ] - Holy comb over!
[ SFW ] - Roto-Container.
[NSFW] - I love cam sluts.
[NSFW] - Awesome sex video.
[ SFW ] - Can you Multi-Task?
[NSFW] - Very nice Latina Ass.
[ SFW ] - Is Miley Cyrus 18 yet?
[NSFW] - XXX Facebook Pictures.
[ SFW ] - Big booty and nice tits.
[ SFW ] - One man wolf pack shirt.
[ SFW ] - Girls in the hood brawling.
[ SFW ] - Bird loves Egyptian music.
[ SFW ] - 4 tricks to make her orgasm.
[ SFW ] - Impressive kid on a ukulele.
[ SFW ] - World's fastest pickpocket.
[ SFW ] - Are Women As Horny As Men?
[ SFW ] - Top 10 Moments of Mortal Kombat
[ SFW ] - Get everyone something for X-mas.
[ SFW ] - Mouth eyes pictures. Freakishly good.
[ SFW ] - She will beat your ass with nunchuks.
[ SFW ] - Spider prank gone wrong. (Skip to 5:30 mark)
[NSFW] - "I Bit Off More Than I Can Chew" Is what she said.
[ SFW ] - Chemistry student killed by exploding chewing gum.
[ SFW ] - T.V. shot to death after losing football death. Haha
[ SFW ] - Avatar/Team America Trailer Mashup. Very awesome.
[ SFW ] - "1500 live ladybugs, accidently bought while drunk, feels bad."
[ SFW ] - Sony Bravia 46 Inch LCD TV only a few hundred bucks - Coupon ENTENSiTY


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» Charlie killed me posted on 12/09/09 by Opie

Thanks for not bitching to much for missing Monday, this flu shit has been kicking my ass.

Also keep in mind I get A LOT of stuff submitted So if yours doesn't get posted right away it's probably because I haven't gotten to it yet. (Or it's really stupid) Anyway this should keep you busy...



W.O.W

The other shit



Very funny fishing show bloopers.



This Year In Auto-Tune



Make a bottle go invisible!



Holy shit that had to hurt.



I want to KO someone like this.



Skinning a deer in 1 minute.



Here's a dog jacking off.



Mexican Drug Squad in action.



Dude, That's My Mom's Friend!



Damn, Nice rack!

Joke

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years.

Two days before the group is to leave, Larry's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Larry's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Larry sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday.

Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"

I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose pedals all over.

On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said, "Do what ever you want."

So, Here I am.

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That's awesome.



DAMN NIGGA!



AHH!



What the fu..



Words can not express how cool this is.



POWER BOMB!

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[NSFW] - Train ride BJ.
[ SFW ] - Dr. 90210 Perv.
[ SFW ] - I like her outfit.
[NSFW] - DVD quality porn.
[NSFW] - Hot naked teens.
[NSFW] - Sex on Facebook.
[NSFW] - She has a nice rack.
[ SFW ] - Easy Xmas Presents
[NSFW] - Talk to naked whores.
[ SFW ] - Samurai fighting game.
[ SFW ] - Phone Box Experiment.
[ SFW ] - Homemade bass guitar.
[ SFW ] - Avatar cost 500 million?
[ SFW ] - Google Goggles is bad ass.
[NSFW] - Girls caught on camera NAKED!
[ SFW ] - Carriers looks like a good movie.
[ SFW ] - Snoop Dogg voice on a TomTom.
[ SFW ] - The Other Best 100 Movie Quotes.
[ SFW ] - The Gambler Who Blew $127 Million.
[ SFW ] - Don't play with super strong magnets.
[ SFW ] - These T-shirts are worth every penny.
[NSFW] - The last porn video you will watch tonight.
[ SFW ] - Universal Soldier Regeneration!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[NSFW] - He's banging this hottie and making strange noises.
[ SFW ] - Mariah Carey throws the most pathetic pitch of all time.
[ SFW ] - Laptop & Netbook Giveaway - Use coupon code ENTENSITY to get 18% off.


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» rocky loves emily posted on 12/04/09 by Opie



Rampage quit UFC for movies like this? Hahaha



Lego Matrix.



Cookie Monster sings Rammstein.



Play starts and he doesn't move.. at all.



That is just crazy.



Dance is making me dizzy.



I think he's safe.



Guy Updates Facebook During His Wedding.



Babysitting Fail.



This is just strange porn.



Lesbians in the shower!

Joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly Gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess Something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He Flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He Shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and Finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just What do those symbolize?'

The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins......

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[NSFW] - Sluts.
[ SFW ] - Bar Skillage
[NSFW] - Facebook sluts.
[ SFW ] - Happy Festivus.
[ SFW ] - Chuck Norris shirt.
[ SFW ] - Giant Santa on fire!
[NSFW] - The hottest Cam Whores.
[ SFW ] - Ways men waste money.
[ SFW ] - Elephant Wrecks A Store.
[ SFW ] - I like it when girls stretch.
[NSFW] - She's riding that dick hard.
[ SFW ] - Cool Combat shooting game.
[ SFW ] - Isn't this is girl in "Precious"?
[ SFW ] - Shoe Thrown At Iraqi Shoe-Thrower.
[ SFW ] - Elephant Man Disease. (Documentary)
[ SFW ] - Guess what's in the box. (And win a prize)
[ SFW ] - The Fifth Execution Trailer (Fedor Emelianenko)
[NSFW] - Black People Are Enraged Over Watermelon Soda.
[NSFW] - Sex sandwich.. What are those noises she's making?
[ SFW ] - Hospital employees do a stupid dance for tittie cancer.
[ SFW ] - Plasma TV's for Cheap Use coupon code ENTENSITY & get 18% off.


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» Scream 4 in 2010 posted on 12/02/09 by Opie



W.O.W



Nice ass.



I think she has a demon in her.

Quick Joke

What do you call nuts on the wall?
Wall nuts.

What do you call nuts on your chest?
Chestnuts.

What do you call nuts on your chin?
A cock in your mouth.

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DAMN NIGGA!



This pic isn't shopped.



He needs to pay for three seats.



That cat wont live long.



Not sure how that happened.



Tree sex.



That's what she said!



Define Douchebag.



This is a first.



Well hey I need a Llama.



Looks like a good place to pass out.

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[NSFW] - Fuckbook.
[NSFW] - Hot cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Holy bike crash.
[ SFW ] - Sexy Swimwear.
[ SFW ] - Beer Bong Beauties
[ SFW ] - Cool shooting game.
[ SFW ] - Nice and shiny booty.
[ SFW ] - Girl with 2 pussies.. haha
[ SFW ] - Fucked up video, period.
[NSFW] - Bad ass Teen nudie site.
[ SFW ] - The Sex Offender Shuffle.
[NSFW] - Very hot amateur teen strips.
[NSFW] - Apparently she doesn't like sex.
[ SFW ] - Waterworld the musical.. WTF?
[ SFW ] - Webcam stripping goes wrong.
[NSFW] - Redhead with very nice boobies.
[NSFW] - This has to be the best BJ ever.
[ SFW ] - Like a whole family of midget tards.
[ SFW ] - Cheap XMAS GIFT With $5 OFF code "ENTENSIT"
[ SFW ] - Girl pretends To give blowjob then nut shots dude.
[ SFW ] - iMac 27 Inch Desktop - Get yours for $1000 off - Use Coupon ENTENSITY


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