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Let's play videogames in our underwear. posted on 02/13/04 by Opie

I normaly don't do this but I couldn't resist:

From: "[]De|\| 15" < babarawan14@hotmail.com >
Subject: typo in today's post
Received: 2/11/04

" yeah i am from india and i just want to say that in the caption under the first picture in today's post, u typed " she must of been tired". THIS IS NOT WRIGHT ENGLISH. you should have typed "she must have been tired". its ppl like you to make me ashamed that ghandi is dead. peace out

-??ĩń "

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From: "@$$@$$!N" < babarawan14@hotmail.com >
Subject: about your site
Received: 2/12/04

" Hi i'm from india and i must say that i am getting offended from your site. it is vulgar and not proper for children use. u must change it because i am going to get police and not allow this kind of bad bahaviour. in india if this kind of site is made we murder those people. please thank you for you assistance. may god be with you.

??ĩń "

Yes that's right, same person with a different "l33t" name. I love the "wright english" part and this site really isn't for kids, but I'm not their parent's babysitter. Run along now...




Madworld




I didn't know Ms. Uma had such nice TIT-TAS.

More Videos

I love Jennifer Love Huge Tits.
Guys that want to be on Jackass.
Silly pussy Russians (or something else?)
More Dutch Idol. (More horrid singers)
Gang members shooting each other... I feel the love.


Alright if you want the full Paris Hilton video, e-mail me if you can mirror it. It's about half color and half night vision.

You can watch it now at trustfundgirls.com, but it has some protected shit. You have to pay to own it... Of course it will be free here.

Edit: Stop e-mailing me for a goddamn link, I said e-mail me if you can mirror it so everyone can watch.




Look an Illusion.




Flipped.



Hey, meet the Kuntz!




You've got to be shitting me.


Don't you just love racist jokes?

In an apartment building there was a white family, a black family, and a mexican family. On a monday around noon the house collapsed and only one of the three families survived...which one was it?

Simple, it was the white family because the kids were at school and the parents were at work.

- FFL -

- Clever kid.
- My eyes hurt.
- Hey look.. titties.
- Grow weed online.
- Can you even win?
- Ha Uranus for sale.
- Blah, what else is new.
- Led Zeppelin is the devil?
- Coming from behind.. Gay.
- Well fart and fire don't mix.
- Just cut your leg off.. Pussy.
- I should start eating Nutrigrain.
- Dumbest thing I've seen all day.
- Oh no, someone hates Wal-mart.
- I think they want kids doing drugs.
- Someone get this retards a diaper!
- Celebs without make-up. (Updated)
- Make your room great with cardboard.
- Hall of Shame, by that stupid Ipod shit.
- I always wanted to perform knee surgery.
- Milk and Cereal.. CRAZY ASIAN VERSION!
- This is neat, find hidden info on your license.
- Hit the pinguin part 2.(Really different one)
- Only reason posted is the Gary Coleman part.
- Not to sure about this site expect that they hate God.
- Submitted a few times before, never posted... I think these are stupid..

I'm on vacation next week so I'll be working on the site's pages A LOT. New shit is a coming fools.

Also I doubt I'll go to the strip clubs and take pictures with my cam this weekend due to shitty weather. I'll probably have some from other public places though.

That is all.

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TGI...T posted on 02/12/04 by Opie

This is crazy:

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

Now, while doing this, draw the number six in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction and there is nothing you can do about it.




Pee On you Video and Tyrone the CRACKHEAD!




Why would someone get this tattoo?




Sexy bitch.

Quick Micheal Joke

Why does Micheal Jackson like 28 year olds?

Because there's twenty of them.




Timmmbuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr...


An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

The doctor's office erupted in laughter

- FFL -

- Bling BAY!
- Tit Tazzler.
- Witches!!!!
- Scooby doo?
- Stewie sounds.
- New Game Console.
- Chem Exam results.
- Oh man.. Dutch Idol.
- Yeah fuck Valentines.
- Space shooting game.
- I called shotgun bitch!
- I always wanted a jet.
- Crazy.. very crazy Asians.
- A lot of jokes on this page.
- Made me laugh for too long.
- This plane must have switches.
- Bid on a wrecked piece of shit.
- Anyone else in the dark on this?
- So funny I had to post this again.
- Donkey Punch + Pink Sock = hmmm.
- Hey let's all go driving on the icy roads!
- Who cares what the fuck NASA is doing?
- Whoa this is neat, your handwriting in a font.
- Success with turtles, but with humans not a chance.

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Psst... I'm a Lesbian. posted on 02/11/04 by Opie




She must of been tired.




Is that... Yep a crazy Asian. (Pyrorific!)








YOU GOT ZAPPED!!!!! (Note: Audio a bit low)




These spoofs never get old to me.




Must try.

Blonde joke... der

Theres this blonde in the middle of the cornfield with a boat. And shes rowing as hard as she can through it. On the road a car passes by(another blonde)and slams on the breaks.

The blonde gets out and says ''what the heck you doing moron?'' The blonde in the boat says ''rowing my boat!''

Then the blonde on the road says ''Its blondes like you who give us a bad name you stupid bitch...and if i knew how to swim id go over there n kick your ass!''

You guys didn't submit that many FFL links today. Mainly submitting too many links that have been posted before. (browse the archives) I didn't feel like posting them either.

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50 cent is a fucking idiot. posted on 02/10/04 by Opie




I'll be sure to buy this sword now.




Two clips from the 2nd season of Chappelle's Show. (1st season coming soon)




About time I got another one added.

Fun with racist joke submitters

Ok so there was this black guy, mexican and white guy. They found this bottle, they rubbed the bottle and out came a jeenie. The jeenie said "I'll give each of you one wish", first he asked the mexican.

The mexican said "I wish me and all my mexican friends lived back in mexico and were free". The jeenie said wish granted and they were.

Then he asked the black guy. The black guy said "I wish me and all my black guy brothers lived back in Africa freely" the jeenie said okay and they all did.

Then the jeenie asked the white guy what his wish was. He said "So wait, all the black guys and mexicans are out of America?". The jeenie said "Yes" and then the white guy said "Oh, well I guess I'll just take a coke".




Only part worth watching in this video.

- FFL -

- Pussy Goatse.
- Rover Malfunction?
- Random video site.
- These balls are CRAZY!
- 34 and a virgin? Go you.
- Shit BITCH, You is Fine!
- This kid needs to be shot.
- Hmmm no beeps. (Southpark)
- He likes the Spice Girls. haha
- Gay, necro, pimped out duck.
- I got my bitch shipped 3-day Air.
- Some more of those GI Joe spoofs.
- Wonder if raw footage will surface?
- Remember playing this game? Ouch x2.
- Want to know what's coming out on DVD?
- This is cool, save people the fly into rocks.
- You have got to be shitting me. Just a tittie retards.

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Opie has returned.. posted on 02/08/04 by Opie

Yeah yeah... I didn't post Friday because I felt really shitty, but I'm good now so ON WITH THE POST-A-PHYLL..




I bet you guys try it out.



Linn Thomas is pretty hot, I met her at a stripclub Saturday and got that super duper neat-o autograph by throwing a dollar in her panties. She seemed pretty nice but didn't want to have sex with me for some reason...

Oh and I tried out my 007 camera too and it sucks in dark places. This was the only one that turned out half-way decent. Works great outside though.



Oh yeah tons of images and all the games on one page!




Have a rice day.




So that's what it stands for.




A shirt to piss me off.




Winter sucks.




Oh blah dee, oh blah dah, life goes on. La la...




Homer has great lips.




I like this phone.

- FFL -

- Step one, attempt to remove head.
- Step 2..?????
- Step 3... FAIL MISERABLY!

- Daddy like.
- Dodge Asteroids.
- New Toy Story?
- Make Paul dance.
- Penguins are evil.
- My old homepage.
- Dumbest page ever.
- Online quest game.
- Excellent drawings.
- Mad-TV snuggles clip.
- A site full of jerk offs.
- Michael Jackson sounds.
- Go feed gramps Timmy.
- Crazy nut happy squirrel.
- More of that barcode shit.
- Now a mailing letter game.
- Make some Janet cupcakes.
- Guess this is for LA drivers?
- Weee another girl next door.
- I just love the name of the game.
- Finally a sex tape worth watching.
- Check out all the Timmy wanta-bes.
- Funny thing is that it's in Russian.
- Another one of those mixer things.
- Satisfaction.. Now with a gallery too.
- Send that special someone some boobs.
- They should show this models on cable.
- Who they bullshitin'? Not even a gov site.
- Save the sheriff.. By the way, you're a pig.
- I'm not even going to touch the many jokes about this.

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Vanilla Ice should make a come back posted on 02/05/04 by Opie



Skateboarders fall down, go boom.


You all know Elisha Cuthbert, from the best show on TV (24) right? This is a leaked clip from her new upcoming movie The Girl Next door, looks like it's going to be funny as hell.

Mel Gibson has a new movie coming out he's directing called The Passion of The Christ. Well some NYC student made a quite funny (offending to some of you) spoof of Kill bill using the trailer of Mel's movie.

Watch the spoof here

Oh no racist! (Not really)



I loved that movie! and I must rent the other one.


Why do they put cotton in medicine bottles? To remind black WHITE people that they used to pick cotton before they sold drugs.

Corny joke ALERT

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say "hell" and you say "ass." "OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mum locks him in his room & shouts, "You can just stay there till I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man? "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."

- FFL -

- Intruder Alert?
- Jump over crap.
- Crazy animation.
- War video clips.
- The streaker clip.
- Adult swim game.
- Hilter flash thingy.
- Thunderbirds Crash..
- Sailing in a car huh?
- Rob Schneider rules.
- Fighting with a stick.
- That squirrel is bad-ass.
- I bet PETA is loving this.
- What is wrong with this fag?
- How to roll a joint, by gramps.
- Here's some Naked News clips.
- Wow that honkey is fucked up.
- Stacy's Mom is going to take it off.
- Oh look another typing game. (Faster)
- Whoever bought this fake PS3 is a moron.
- Olson twins to start in XXX.. Well.. haha..
- Topless webgirls. (Slow loading, but worth it)
- The music is awesome on this retarded game.
- Oh hell, not another one of these. (Don't scroll down)
- I don't even want to know what these crazy Asians are doing.
- I'm definitely getting one of these. Those meetings aren't working.

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Knock knock? posted on 02/04/04 by Opie

Who's there? Little boy blue. Little boy blue who? MICHAEL JACKSON




Shaq told him huh.




Hahahaha.




I bet the Hippo said "GET IN MY BELLY!".




Wow these pictures are getting CRAZY!


That's it today, not much net time. So get use to post like this every now and then. I need sleep.

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Okie dokie Opie's here. posted on 02/03/04 by Opie




Goddamn that had to hurt.




That's scary.




Baby wipes work better in some cases.

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?


It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

- FFL -

- That's neat.
- Like Pacman.
- Valet version 2.
- I love those Asians.
- Catch the big ass ball.
- How does he does this!
- Quite a few games here.
- Rap songs broken down.
- Reminds me of Sunset Riders.
- So this is what's it like to trip drugs.
- Very cool design and it has RIDDLES!
- Here's the idiot that did the streaking.
- All those funny "Bud Light Presents" audio files.
- Here's some more of those Saddam capture images.
- This didn't air at the Superbowl, it fucking should have!

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Windex even taste good. posted on 02/02/04 by Opie




For those that missed it and here's some close ups below:





And... Drum roll.....




Owned!




For Half-life/CS fans.




Not sure haha.




See I can post non-offensive stuff too.




Referring to this game.

- FFL -

- Umm kinky.
- Racing game.
- Ripley's stuff.
- Surf's up dude.
- Ohhhh this is neat.
- Family Guy games!
- Sex Simon.. It rules.
- Golf.. It's addicting.
- Pretty funny game.
- Kill things with a sword.
- Hasselhoff is a dumbass.
- Hmm way to go teachers!
- He looks like a little baby.
- Stripping and slot machines.
- Think it was 22 oz and 40z?
- This may help your decision.
- Check out the last comment.
- Another Punchout like game.
- Read it, I think it's horseshit.
- Arm wrestling is now in... FLASH!
- She bangs dude has a site.. haha
- I think just number 2 would of been cooler.
- Some many jokes I'm not even going to touch.
- By the way, did anyone go see this piece of shit?
- What a bunch of retards. Dixar.. I mean Pixar rules.
- I'll save you the trouble, don't click this. (Nasty weenies)

All the Superbowl Ads.

("Charmin Bear in the Game" and "Chevy Trucks: Soap in Your Mouth" are the best ones.)

P.S. Doing the archives now.

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