Let's play videogames in our underwear.
posted on 02/13/04
I normaly don't do this but I couldn't resist:
: "De|\| 15" < firstname.lastname@example.org
: typo in today's post
" yeah i am from india and i just want to say that in the caption under the first
picture in today's post, u typed " she must of been tired". THIS IS NOT WRIGHT
ENGLISH. you should have typed "she must have been tired". its ppl like you to
make me ashamed that ghandi is dead. peace out
: "@$$@$$!N" < email@example.com
: about your site
" Hi i'm from india and i must say that i am getting offended from your site.
it is vulgar and not proper for children use. u must change it because i am going
to get police and not allow this kind of bad bahaviour. in india if this kind
of site is made we murder those people. please thank you for you assistance. may
god be with you.
Yes that's right, same person with a different "l33t" name. I love the "wright
english" part and this site really isn't for kids, but I'm not their parent's
babysitter. Run along now...
I didn't know Ms. Uma had such nice TIT-TAS.
I love Jennifer
Love Huge Tits.
that want to be on Jackass.
pussy Russians (or something else?)
Dutch Idol. (More horrid singers)
members shooting each other... I feel the love.
Alright if you want the full Paris Hilton video, e-mail
if you can mirror it. It's about half color and half night vision.
You can watch it now at trustfundgirls.com
but it has some protected shit. You have to pay to own it... Of course it will
be free here.
Stop e-mailing me for a goddamn link, I said e-mail me if you can
mirror it so everyone can watch.
Look an Illusion.
Hey, meet the Kuntz!
You've got to be shitting me.
Don't you just love racist jokes?
In an apartment building there was a white family, a black family, and a mexican
family. On a monday around noon the house collapsed and only one of the three
families survived...which one was it?
Simple, it was the white family because the kids were at school and the parents
were at work.
- FFL -
- My eyes hurt.
- Grow weed online.
you even win?
- Ha Uranus for sale.
what else is new.
Zeppelin is the devil?
from behind.. Gay.
fart and fire don't mix.
cut your leg off.. Pussy.
- I should
start eating Nutrigrain.
thing I've seen all day.
no, someone hates Wal-mart.
- I think they
want kids doing drugs.
- Someone get this
retards a diaper!
- Celebs without
- Make your room great
of Shame, by that stupid Ipod shit.
- I always wanted
to perform knee surgery.
- Milk and Cereal..
CRAZY ASIAN VERSION!
is neat, find hidden info on your license.
the pinguin part 2.(Really different one)
reason posted is the Gary Coleman part.
- Not to sure about this site expect
that they hate God.
a few times before, never posted... I think these are stupid..
I'm on vacation next week so I'll be working on the site's pages A LOT. New shit
is a coming fools.
Also I doubt I'll go to the strip clubs and take pictures with my cam this weekend
due to shitty weather. I'll probably have some from other public places though.
That is all.
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posted on 02/12/04 by Opie
This is crazy:
While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise
Now, while doing this, draw the number six in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction and there is nothing you can do about it.
Pee On you Video and Tyrone the CRACKHEAD!
Why would someone get this tattoo?
Quick Micheal Joke
Why does Micheal Jackson like 28 year olds?
Because there's twenty of them.
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the
desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded
office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear
or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist
smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
"And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in laughter
- FFL -
- Bling BAY!
- New Game Console.
man.. Dutch Idol.
- Yeah fuck Valentines.
- I called shotgun bitch!
always wanted a jet.
very crazy Asians.
lot of jokes on this page.
- Made me laugh for
plane must have switches.
on a wrecked piece of shit.
- Anyone else in the dark
- So funny I had to post
- Donkey Punch
+ Pink Sock = hmmm.
let's all go driving on the icy roads!
- Who cares what the fuck
NASA is doing?
- Whoa this is neat, your
handwriting in a font.
with turtles, but with humans not a chance.
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Psst... I'm a Lesbian.
posted on 02/11/04 by Opie
She must of been tired.
Is that... Yep a crazy Asian. (Pyrorific!)
YOU GOT ZAPPED!!!!! (Note: Audio a bit low)
These spoofs never get old to me.
Blonde joke... der
Theres this blonde in the middle of the cornfield with a boat. And shes rowing
as hard as she can through it. On the road a car passes by(another blonde)and
slams on the breaks.
The blonde gets out and says ''what the heck you doing moron?'' The blonde in
the boat says ''rowing my boat!''
Then the blonde on the road says ''Its blondes like you who give us a bad name
you stupid bitch...and if i knew how to swim id go over there n kick your ass!''
You guys didn't submit that many FFL links today. Mainly submitting too many
links that have been posted before. (browse the archives) I didn't feel like posting
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50 cent is a fucking idiot.
posted on 02/10/04 by Opie
I'll be sure to buy this sword now.
Two clips from the 2nd season of Chappelle's Show. (1st season coming soon)
About time I got another one added.
Fun with racist joke submitters
Ok so there was this black guy, mexican and white guy. They found this bottle,
they rubbed the bottle and out came a jeenie. The jeenie said "I'll give each
of you one wish", first he asked the mexican.
The mexican said "I wish me and all my mexican friends lived back in mexico and
were free". The jeenie said wish granted and they were.
Then he asked the black guy. The black guy said "I wish me and all my black guy
brothers lived back in Africa freely" the jeenie said okay and they all did.
Then the jeenie asked the white guy what his wish was. He said "So wait, all the
black guys and mexicans are out of America?". The jeenie said "Yes" and then the
white guy said "Oh, well I guess I'll just take a coke".
Only part worth watching in this video.
- FFL -
- Random video site.
- These balls are
and a virgin? Go you.
- Shit BITCH,
You is Fine!
- This kid needs to be shot.
no beeps. (Southpark)
- He likes the Spice Girls.
- Gay, necro, pimped
- I got
my bitch shipped 3-day Air.
- Some more of
those GI Joe spoofs.
if raw footage will surface?
playing this game? Ouch x2.
- Want to know what's coming
out on DVD?
- This is
cool, save people the fly into rocks.
have got to be shitting me. Just a tittie retards.
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Opie has returned..
posted on 02/08/04 by Opie
Yeah yeah... I didn't post Friday because I felt really shitty, but I'm good now
so ON WITH THE POST-A-PHYLL..
I bet you guys try it out.
is pretty hot, I met her at a stripclub Saturday and got that super duper neat-o
autograph by throwing a dollar in her panties. She seemed pretty nice but didn't
want to have sex with me for some reason...
Oh and I tried out my 007
camera too and it sucks in dark places. This
was the only one that turned out half-way decent. Works great outside though.
Oh yeah tons of images and all the games on one page!
Have a rice day.
So that's what it stands for.
A shirt to piss me off.
Oh blah dee, oh blah dah, life goes on. La la...
Homer has great lips.
I like this phone.
- FFL -
one, attempt to remove head.
- Step 2..?????
3... FAIL MISERABLY!
- New Toy
- Make Paul dance.
- My old homepage.
- Online quest game.
- Mad-TV snuggles
- A site full of jerk offs.
feed gramps Timmy.
- Crazy nut happy
- More of that
a mailing letter game.
some Janet cupcakes.
- Guess this
is for LA drivers?
- Weee another
girl next door.
just love the name of the game.
- Finally a sex tape worth
- Check out all the Timmy wanta-bes.
- Funny thing is that
it's in Russian.
one of those mixer things.
Now with a gallery too.
- Send that
special someone some boobs.
- They should show
this models on cable.
- Who they bullshitin'? Not even a
the sheriff.. By the way, you're a pig.
not even going to touch the many jokes about this.
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Vanilla Ice should make a come back
posted on 02/05/04 by
Skateboarders fall down, go boom.
You all know Elisha Cuthbert, from the best show on TV (24
right? This is a leaked clip from her new upcoming movie The
Girl Next door
, looks like it's going to be funny as hell.
Mel Gibson has a new movie coming out he's directing called The
Passion of The Christ
. Well some NYC student made a quite funny (offending
to some of you) spoof of Kill bill using the trailer of Mel's movie.
the spoof here
Oh no racist!
I loved that movie! and I must rent the other one.
Why do they put cotton in medicine bottles? To remind
that they used to pick cotton before they sold drugs.
Corny joke ALERT
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?"
says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old
nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for
breakfast I'm going to say "hell" and you say "ass." "OK!" The 4 year old agrees
with enthusiasm. Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what
he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK!
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs
upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear
every step. The mum locks him in his room & shouts, "You can just stay there till
I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern
voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man? "I don't know," he blubbers,
"but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."
- FFL -
- Intruder Alert?
- The streaker clip.
in a car huh?
with a stick.
- That squirrel is bad-ass.
bet PETA is loving this.
is wrong with this fag?
- How to roll
a joint, by gramps.
some Naked News clips.
that honkey is fucked up.
Mom is going to take it off.
look another typing game. (Faster)
bought this fake PS3 is a moron.
twins to start in XXX.. Well.. haha..
webgirls. (Slow loading, but worth it)
music is awesome on this retarded game.
- Oh hell, not another one of
these. (Don't scroll down)
don't even want to know what these crazy Asians are doing.
definitely getting one of these. Those meetings aren't working.
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posted on 02/04/04 by Opie
Who's there? Little boy blue. Little boy blue who? MICHAEL JACKSON
Shaq told him huh.
I bet the Hippo said "GET IN MY BELLY!".
Wow these pictures are getting CRAZY!
That's it today, not much net time. So get use to post like this every now
and then. I need sleep.
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Okie dokie Opie's here.
posted on 02/03/04 by Opie
Goddamn that had to hurt.
Baby wipes work better in some cases.
Can you imagine
working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees
and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that
crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
- FFL -
love those Asians.
the big ass ball.
- How does
he does this!
- Quite a few games here.
- Rap songs broken
me of Sunset Riders.
- So this
is what's it like to trip drugs.
- Very cool design and
it has RIDDLES!
- Here's the
idiot that did the streaking.
those funny "Bud Light Presents" audio files.
- Here's some
more of those Saddam capture images.
- This didn't air at the
Superbowl, it fucking should have!
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Windex even taste good.
posted on 02/02/04 by Opie
For those that missed it and here's some close ups below:
And... Drum roll.....
For Half-life/CS fans.
Not sure haha.
See I can post non-offensive stuff too.
Referring to this
- FFL -
- Umm kinky.
- Ripley's stuff.
this is neat.
- Family Guy games!
Simon.. It rules.
- Golf.. It's addicting.
things with a sword.
is a dumbass.
way to go teachers!
looks like a little baby.
and slot machines.
it was 22 oz and 40z?
may help your decision.
out the last comment.
Punchout like game.
- Read it, I
think it's horseshit.
wrestling is now in... FLASH!
- She bangs
dude has a site.. haha
think just number 2 would of been cooler.
many jokes I'm not even going to touch.
the way, did anyone go see this piece of shit?
a bunch of retards. Dixar.. I mean Pixar rules.
- I'll save you the trouble,
don't click this. (Nasty weenies)
the Superbowl Ads.
("Charmin Bear in the Game" and "Chevy Trucks: Soap in Your Mouth" are the best
P.S. Doing the archives now.
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