» fuck you Ronnie
posted on 02/14/11 by Opie
Fedor Emelianenko vs. Antonio Silva (WTF!?)
Andrei Arlovski vs. Sergei Kharitonov (Sick KO)
Chad Griggs vs. Gianpiero Villante (Great fucking brawl!)
This is how the Captain America trailer should be!
Holy shit that guy is a dick!
Probably the most retarded exercise ever.
He needs less dance lessons, more boxing lessons.
Backyard wrestling gone wrong.
"Hey you want to go ramp the truck?" "Fuck it start er up!"
That had to hurt.
Hot amateur porn.
A man and his wife got into bed for the night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling her pussy. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book.
The wife got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was confused and asked, "What the hell are doing, taking all your jammies off?" The wife replied, "You were playing with my pussy. I thought it was foreplay for
something a bit heavier".
The husband said, "Hell no! I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages.
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[ SFW ] - Milk.
[NSFW] - FUCKBOOK!
[ SFW ] - Ribbed For Pleasure.
[ SFW ] - Pole Dancing Magic.
[ SFW ] - The shaving helmet.
[ SFW ] - Well this is different.
[NSFW] - Fucked fast and hard!
[ SFW ] - Saint Patrick's day shirt.
[ SFW ] - How paintballs are made.
[ SFW ] - Fake bouncer checking IDs.
[ SFW ] - Big wave skiing looks like fun.
[ SFW ] - Child robot looks freaky real.
[NSFW] - These girls will strip for you!
[ SFW ] - Ways to make women chase you.
[ SFW ] - Wheelchair backflip.. TIMMMMMY!
[ SFW ] - Why is slow motion so damn cool?
[ SFW ] - The most offensive shirts in the world
[ SFW ] - Harry Baals as a building name? Awesome.
[ SFW ] - Hey let's rebuild this jeep in under 4 minutes.
[ SFW ] - Airplane engine fails and he lands like a Boss.
[ SFW ] - The dumbest thing ever said about the Drug War.
[ SFW ] - Christina Aguilera falls at the end of her Grammy performance.
» They took r jobs
posted on 02/11/11 by Opie
How dumb is this guy?
Damn that midget goes flying!
Dig in ass, check. Taste, mm DELICIOUS!
Penguins laugh when their buddy falls.
Cat that moves like a squirrel.
Old man politely robs store.
He's going to have a headache for a week!
Ducks are cute.. AWWW
This is how you KO someone!
Another hot teen sex tape.
These girls love to fuck.
No valentine? Buy a fleshlight.
Jason walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up to him and says "Hey, can you give me a hand?". Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help. He unzips the man's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his penis, which he is horrified to discover is all green and moldy. Imagining the bonus he will get come judgment day, he continues to hold the man's moldy unit as he urinates, gives it a shake, and zips it back up in his pants.
"Hey, thanks a lot man." The man says
"No problem. But there is one thing I have to know, what is wrong with your Johnson?"
Then the man pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says "I don't know, but I'm sure as hell ain't gonna touch it!"
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[NSFW] - Fuckbook
[ SFW ] - Cool T-shirts.
[ SFW ] - Drunk pictures!
[NSFW] - Wet and naked!
[ SFW ] - Weed in the news.
[ SFW ] - A lot of nice asses.
[ SFW ] - Kids doing a DANCE OFF!
[ SFW ] - This dog is smart as fuck.
[NSFW] - How To Ruin Your Vagina.
[NSFW] - Two teens with great racks.
[ SFW ] - The Bieber Movie: For Guys.
[ SFW ] - Crazy way to load on a train.
[NSFW] - Chat with sluts this weekend!
[ SFW ] - This movie is beyond awesome!
[ SFW ] - A rare look inside Pixar Studios.
[ SFW ] - Do not wear this shirt in public!
[ SFW ] - Get an iPod for less than $5.00!
[ SFW ] - Keeley Hazell has the best body.
[NSFW] - The best porn on the Internet, enjoy!
[NSFW] - Sexiest ASIAN girls giving a "happy ending".
[ SFW ] - Guy Cracks Secret Code Behind Lottery Tickets.
[ SFW ] - Uncontacted Amazon tribe filmed. (From a plane)
[NSFW] - You're going to want a "massage" after watching this.
» oh mang
posted on 02/09/11 by Opie
Super hot homemade porn.
Banged via kitchen!
The sexiest ASIAN amateurs ever.
This retarded kid is starting his first day of school. He walks down to the bus stop and waits for the bus to take him to school. The bus eventually drives up and opens the door. "Hello Mr Schoolbus Driver" he says in a slurred voice. Then the bus door closes and drives off without picking him up. He went back home, told his parents and figured he would try again.
The next morning, he stood at the bus stop, the bus came around and opened the door. In a slurred voice the boy says ,"Hello Mr Busdriver!" To which the bus driver closed the door and drove off.
The boy went back to his parents and told them, to which they were majorly pissed off. The next morning, they came down with the boy to the bus stop to talk to the driver. The bus came past and the door opened. The father of the boy asks, "My boy needs to go to school each morning, but you keep closing the door and driving off, how come?". The bus driver says in a slurred voice, "He keeps making fun of me!"
A whole 20 of these. Prepare to pee your pants.
Hunting like a Boss.
Mickey Mantle was the fucking man.
Anyone seen my wrench?
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[NSFW] - Fuckbook.
[NSFW] - Dirty cam girls.
[NSFW] - Half naked girls.
[ SFW ] - Funny T-shirts.
[NSFW] - Girls caught peeing.
[NSFW] - This woman has skills.
[ SFW ] - Eyebrow waxing prank.
[ SFW ] - Hilarious drinking shirts!
[ SFW ] - Funny Call of Duty parody.
[ SFW ] - A 71 year old crime fighter!
[NSFW] - Hot blonde with a hot ass!
[ SFW ] - Sexy underwear commercial.
[ SFW ] - J.J. Abrams Exposes Super 8
[ SFW ] - I think she is scared of heights.
[ SFW ] - The best AXE commercial so far.
[NSFW] - She doesn't like man juice.. haha
[ SFW ] - A better Battle: Los Angeles trailer.
[ SFW ] - Monkeys look strange with mask on.
[ SFW ] - The Sloppy Roethlisberger - Epic Meal Time.
[ SFW ] - 2011 is going to have some awesome movies!
[ SFW ] - "What is the Internet, Anyway?" (Today show in 1994)
» Forrest still sucks
posted on 02/07/11 by Opie
UFC 126 Anderson Silva vs. Vitor Belfort
UFC 126 Jon Jones vs. Ryan Bader
UFC 126 Ricardo Romero vs. Kyle Kingsbury
UFC 126 Paul Taylor vs. Gabe Ruediger
UFC 126 Donald Cerrone vs. Paul Kelly
Cameraman 1, Cops 0
The Movie Alphabet!
Biker gets rear ended.
Kid falls on subway track while playing video game.
WHO MADE THIS MESS!?
Skateboard dude gets pissed.
Girls fighting and titties flopping around everywhere!
Bang her then chop her head off!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
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[ SFW ] - Dirty Cops
[NSFW] - FUCKBOOK!
[ SFW ] - WTF is this?
[ SFW ] - Weed News.
[NSFW] - Creampie FAIL!
[ SFW ] - Cool magic trick.
[ SFW ] - ASIAN freakout!
[NSFW] - Naked cam sluts.
[NSFW] - Her ass is perfect.
[ SFW ] - Meanwhile in Africa.
[ SFW ] - EXTREME SITTING!!!
[NSFW] - Super hot latina babe.
[ SFW ] - Guys need to see this.
[ SFW ] - Egyptian protester killed.
[ SFW ] - Ronald McDonald Kidnapped.
[ SFW ] - Old school video.. NINJA BABY!
[ SFW ] - Infamous Religions of the World Shirt.
[ SFW ] - Bought myself a couple of these shirts.
[ SFW ] - Gaston from Beauty and the Beast rules.
[ SFW ] - "Name something that gets passed around"
[ SFW ] - Grease - Summer Nights dubbed in Spanish.. haha
[ SFW ] - Be sure to check out the hottest chicks of 2011!
[ SFW ] - In case you missed some of the Super Bowl Commercials.
» yo MTV raps
posted on 02/04/11 by Opie
Have you ever been this drunk? (Ridiculously funny!!!)
So that hypnotize opponents now?
Not sure why this is so funny.
Dude sounds just like Michael Jackson.
The smell test.
He has a python dick!
Haha.. He said cock.
Gang fight gets real!
Dog taps his paw to the music.
Big booty white girl!
Damn she's hot.
Best porn you will ever see.
One day, a family of a mother and two boys, Timmy and Tommy, were riding in their car on the way to church.
Timmy leaned over, smacked Tommy across the head, and Tommy yelled out "Ouch you fucking wanker!"
Later that day in church, the mom went to talk to the priest.
She said "Father, my boys just won't stop swearing and I don't know what to do."
The priest says "Well, have you tried smacking them?" she said "No, doesn't the church look down on that?"
The priest says "Well, yes, but in some cases we'll make an exception."
The next day, the two boys come down for breakfast and she asks Tommy what he wants for breakfast.
Tommy says "Well, gimme some fucking waffles."
The mom backhands Tommy so hard, he flies out of his chair and lands against the door.
Shocked and terrified by this, Timmy becomes very quiet.
His mother asks him what he wants for breakfast, and his reply was "Well you can bet your sweet ass I don't want no fucking waffles!"
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[NSFW] - Fuckbook.
[ SFW ] - Weed blog.
[NSFW] - Baby got ass.
[NSFW] - Underwater boobs.
[ SFW ] - Hardcore LEGOS!!!!!
[NSFW] - Sexy Latina sex tape.
[NSFW] - "I Pwn3d Your Virginity".
[ SFW ] - The sexiest women of 2011.
[ SFW ] - I like big butts and I cannot lie.
[NSFW] - Chat with whores this weekend.
[NSFW] - This will make you a Steelers fan.
[ SFW ] - Pretty funny Volkswagen commercial.
[ SFW ] - Let me squirt some skin on that burn.
[ SFW ] - So power windows can kill? Get outa town.
[ SFW ] - This makes me hate the Packers even more.
[ SFW ] - Well I'm checking my house for bed bugs now.
[NSFW] - Best hardcore sex scenes from Hollywood Movies.
[ SFW ] - Apparently Thunder while it's snowing is exciting.
[ SFW ] - Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult.
[ SFW ] - So offensive these shirts are banned in 10 countries!
» cooter punch
posted on 02/02/11 by Opie
"My vagina is ugly, fix please"
Sexy Sasha Grey.
Getting banged on a John Deer!
A farmer hires a college student one summer to help around the farm.
At the end of the summer the farmer says, "Son, since you have done such a fine job here this summer, I am going to throw a party for you." The college guy says, "Right on, thanks a lot man."
So the farmer says, "Well you better be able to handle a few beers because there will be lotsa drinkn' going on." College guy "Hey, I can drink just as much as anyone else so I should do just fine."
Farmer "There is also going to be a lot of fightn' so I hope you are ready." College guy "I have been working hard all summer and I think I am in pretty good shape."
Farmer says, "Well, did I mention that there will be lotsa sex?" College guy "Good. I have been out here all summer and I have been dying for some action.
What should I wear to this party?" Farmer says, "I don't care it's just going to be me and you."
That is correct.
Retards are funny.
"I found your cat"
15 things you didn't know about The Simpsons.
What's going on back there?
Praying doesn't work!
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[NSFW] - FUCKBOOK.
[ SFW ] - Weed news.
[ SFW ] - Drunk Celebs.
[ SFW ] - The Kollective.
[ SFW ] - Cheap ass shirts.
[ SFW ] - Unicorn Pee Yum.
[ SFW ] - Worst Ice Skater ever.
[ SFW ] - Top 99 women of 2011!!!
[NSFW] - Chat with naked cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Holy shit I want to do this.
[ SFW ] - Cool spider but I still hate them.
[ SFW ] - Funniest T-Shirts on the Internet.
[ SFW ] - Crackheads will chase a laser too.
[ SFW ] - Field Goal Kicker Vs Guys With Shotguns.
[ SFW ] - Man films train running over him and survives.
[NSFW] - These chubby sluts have some amazing BIG TITS!
[ SFW ] - "Dude you just fucked up your Ferrari".. "It wasn't mine"