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******** = Hidden. HAHAHA posted on 03/13/06 by Opie

W.O.W will come later tonight and last month's archives are up.



Always let the girl speak first.



This is how you peel a potato. (Crazy ASIANS)



Tundercats on Family Guy.



I think he likes that big ass.



French kissing lesbians.

JOKE

Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician, exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.

Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...

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That black guy is going to attack those white girls.



Pink slip for someone.



Emo dudes girlfriend left him, this is the result.



That's just silly.



Great parent.



Drunk?

- FFL -

- Just look.
- Hello Nikki.
- Harassment.
- 2 on 2 fight.
- Big ass titties.
- Get a bigger TV.
- Hot galleries are here.
- Excellent song/music.
- Pam Anderson's boobs.
- Hiedi Klum and her Big Mac.
- Yep, that was his eye ball.
- A lot of idiots on the planet.
- New Mortal Kombat mishaps.
- Uma Thurman is single again.
- Kristanna Loken is hot naked.
- Lady with more than one ass.
- Now this is a big ass airplane.
- Tank game to keep you busy.
- Don't go laughing at this now.
- I need me a pole in my house.
- Police street racing training video.
- Kyle's mom is a bitch. (Southpark)
- Internet suicides are pretty funny.
- Tired of getting automated voices?
- Now this is what you play games on.
- All these babies are laughing together.
- That Kimbo black dude gets his ass beat.
- I hope this movie is a joke. (Watch the trailer)
- Wife lets her husband night a year with another woman.
- I think this was suppose to happen. (Big show superplex)



boobs posted on 03/10/06 by Opie

FYI: You guys need to submit more videos. Thanks.



Fire extinguishers hurt.



I wonder how many will try this....



One KO, then another..



That strange noise was the bed.



Robot that hauls stuff around for you.

Joke

One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends.

Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up.

When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on.

He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water.To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?"

Mike said "Yes I did."

She said "Well you can get more than that, but it will cost you $500."

So Mike thought about this financial situation and said "O.K."

She said "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then."

Mike said, "I'll see you then."

The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.

Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today?"

She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did. "

Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."



WE INTERRUPT AGAIN FOR ANOTHER RACIST PICTURE.

- FFL -

- Nika is hot.
- Ass-Vertise!
- Hottest ass.
- Monica Leigh.
- Soccer slags.
- Croc VS Tiger.
- He was caught.
- I want a 10k bill.
- New Kimbo fight.
- Best illusion ever.
- FHM hottie heaven.
- Pushed off a ladder.
- Sex on the webcam.
- Light yourself on fire.
- Basic Instinct 2 trailer.
- Natalie Portman tribute.
- Best fucking game ever.
- Guy beats up some cops.
- Some cool celebrity facts,
- Crazy comic. (Funny though)
- New Jack black movie looks funny.
- I'd kick his ass for wearing that shirt.
- Watch this 'til the end, funny as hell.
- For the ladies and fags: Fix your vibrators.
- Lobsters now have fur, hello new winter coat.



that time again posted on 03/08/06 by Opie



W.O.W time buttholes!


Some images



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Uh ohh.



Look at that... Nigga healed the honky!



That's neat.



Uhhhhhh..... Hmm.

Wal-mart Scam

I don't how many of you shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to know.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Wal-Mart and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk.

They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other.Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

- FFL -

- Nice tie.
- Guns kill.
- UFC clip.
- Pie fight.
- I like porn.
- I laughed.
- Skinhead fight.
- Look! It's a thong.
- Naked raver chick.
- Norways finest girls.
- Kick the soccer ball.
- Remote control shark.
- Dr. Fuckingstine! haha
- Spy vs Spy - Defection.
- Basketball buzzer beater.
- Low flying plane pictures.
- Aw man, Kirby Puckett died.
- Don't get arrested in Korea.
- Remember these little lesbians?
- American Sex Star. (With Jenna)
- Look at the black guy with no shirt.
- Lindsay Lohan nip slip. (They're baack)
- You'll thank me for posting this one again.
- In case you missed the full X-men 3 trailer.
- You know, it would really suck to die in shit.



billy goats jump rope posted on 03/06/06 by Opie



She's hot.



Eye for an eye.



Guess what?



Accidents happen in porn.



Rim job.

Joke

A cowboy is riding across the plains of the old west, when he is captured by Indians. The tribe puts him on trial for crimes against the Indian Nation, and he is found guilty.

"You have been sentenced to death," said the Chief, "but, as is our custom, you have three wishes to make as your last requests."

The cowboy thought for a minute and said, "Well, for my first wish, I'll need my horse."

"Give him his horse," said the Chief.

The cowboy whispered something into the horse's ear, and the horse took off like a shot across the prairie. Twenty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful blonde woman on its back. The cowboy looked at this, shrugged his shoulders, and helped the young lady off the horse. He then took her into the woods and had his way with her.

"Second wish," said the Chief.

"I'll need my horse again," said the cowboy.

"Give him his horse," said the Chief.

Once again, the cowboy whispered into the horse's ear, and once again the horse rode off over the prairie. Thirty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful brunette on its back.

The cowboy looked up and shrugged, helped the young lady off the horse, and went into the woods, same reason as before.

"This is your last wish," said the Chief, "make it a good one."

"I'll need my horse again."

"Give him his horse," said the Chief.

The cowboy grabbed each side of the horse's head, and put his face right up to the horse's.

"I said POSSE!"

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At least she went out smiling.



Hmmm



Who you chatting with.



That kid is so gonna hit that.



Damn Nigga!



Not a flat screen.



Whore.

- FFL -

- Tittes.
- Molly Sims.
- Best friends.
- Real transformer.
- Addicted to porn?
- Quick draw game.
- Fun in the shower.
- Simpsons in real life.
- A bunch of UFO clips.
- What the hell is this?
- Kate in the bathtub.
- Look these those lips.
- Robbie Kinevel crash.
- Great work-out machine.
- Leaked Guns N' Roses song.
- Here's the kitty stomp video.
- I wouldn't do it. (Funny video)
- Jessica Alba may sue playboy.
- You will want a Pepsi after this.
- They hump to the stupid music.
- Great song on the cingular website.
- Natalie Portman says bad language.
- Need to know of any dead porn stars?
- Any girl want me to buy this for them?
- I am offended by this show. Not really.
- She's hotter than the sun. Big as it too.
- Lord of the rings: Broke Back Mount Doom.
- Why would anyone buy this piss-ass-shit?
- Congrats on being fantastic homosexuals.
- IF YOU BLOOD THROW IT UP! (Now what?)
- May be good because Tracy Morgan is in it.



cooter city posted on 03/03/06 by Opie



Randy choked-out a girl.



I'm concerned.



Girls are nasty.



I'll take that rock.

Joke #1

There was a black guy, an indian, and a cowboy sittin in a bar drinkin.

The indian took a sip of his moonshine and said, "my people once covered America, now we are few."

The black guy took a swig of his 40oz and said, "my brothas were once few, now we are many."

The cowboy took a drag of his Marlboro and a swig of his Bud and responded, "that's because we haven't played Cowboys and Niggers yet.



WE INTERRUPT TO BIG YOU A PICTURE OF A NIGGER WITH A RUBBER ON HIS HEAD.

Joke #2

One day mom was cleaning juniors room and in the closet she found a bondage S+M magazine.

This was highly upsetting for her.

She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.

He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word.

She finally asked him, "Well what should we do about this?"

Dad looked at her and said, "Well, I don't think you should spank him."

- FFL -

- Fuck.
- Free gum!
- Silent Hill.
- Dry Heave.
- Word game.
- Stick death.
- Oprah is dirty.
- Extreme BMX
- Vibro withdrawal.
- I must see this film.
- Hell, I could do that.
- Someone kill this kid.
- Whale takes out kayak.
- My, that plane was low.
- Hot video of Adriana Lima.
- HAY GUYZ CHECK THIS OUT.
- Spring Break Bootcamp 2006.
- Watch out for that black guy.
- Star Wars: The Empire Brokeback.
- Would you not have been a Nazi test.
- Some of this is funny, yet some is gay.
- How many sex offenders live next to you?
- Who wants to go watch "The Wizard" now?
- I promise you'll laugh. If you don't, kill yourself.
- Preacher gets punched. (Somebody is going to hell)
- Thanks for letting us know what those bleeps were.



ooook posted on 03/01/06 by Opie

Archives will be up by Friday. Whenever last months post are removed from the main page

Fridays post will be late at night.



W.O.W time. (Give it time TONS are downloading.)

Joke #1

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.

She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a much better lover than you."

Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.

She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, "I want the kids, too."

The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph.

She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards, too."

The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"

The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."

She asks, "What's that?"

The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!"



We interrupt these jokes to bring you a racist product

Joke #2

There are three girls in a bar bragging to each other how loose there pussies are.

One says "Mine is so loose that my boyfiend can get his whole fist in"

Second one says "Mine is loose enough that my boyfriend can get both his fists in"

The Third one laughs and slides down the bar stool.

- FFL -

- Ear sex.
- Talking cats.
- What the hell?
- Soccer fights.
- Helicopter crash.
- Upgrade yourself.
- Block party trailer.
- Hardest game ever.
- Could you survive?
- Spiderman 3 photo.
- Defend your planet.
- Anyone else get this?
- Loading times on PSP.
- Schoolgirl face farting.
- 184-Proof whisky. Nice.
- Kate's silver bullet solo.
- X-men 3 teaser trailer.
- Bad collision in outfield.
- More kicked in the nuts.
- These bitches are nasty.
- Watch out for that dude.
- The Da Vinci Code trailer.
- Bruce Lee loved birthdays.
- Jennifer Emerson is the hot.
- He's like a monkey. (Very cool)
- Swedish chick taking the wang.
- A bunch of cool hunting videos.
- Why didn't they show real boobs.
- Haha, this normal town video is funny.
- I dare you to go to this. (Fair warning)


 

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