posted on 03/30/09 by Opie
Funny kid saying Good bye.
He'll never make a shot like this again.
This is an ASIAN.
Be sure to watch to the 1:18 mark.
Another bad leg break.
Man goes to see a Wizard and asks him if he can lift a curse that was put on him years ago?
The wizard replies maybe. If you can remember the words of the curse.
The man replies, sure, "I now pronounce you man & wife"
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[NSFW] - Bitches.
[NSFW] - Oh my god.
[ SFW ] - Orgasm gun.
[NSFW] - Camping sex.
[ SFW ] - Dirtike game.
[NSFW] - Innocent teen.
[NSFW] - Online whores.
[NSFW] - Perky ASIAN tits.
[ SFW ] - This is really cool.
[ SFW ] - Perfect 10 models.
[NSFW] - Get some real pussy.
[NSFW] - She likes being filmed.
[ SFW ] - Mario goes to real life.
[ SFW ] - I want some milk now.
[ SFW ] - Hello bad mother fucker.
[ SFW ] - This negro is full of shit.
[ SFW ] - Hockey goalies gone wild!
[ SFW ] - Best bus driver in the world.
[ SFW ] - Road rules you need to know.
[ SFW ] - Cock Shot (Slap Chop Parody).
[ SFW ] - Video explaining Internet porn.
[ SFW ] - Make a little shirt out of a dollar.
[ SFW ] - ShamWow guy beat up a hooker.
[ SFW ] - Where the Wild Things Are trailer.
[ SFW ] - Oh another reason to hate ASIANS.
[ SFW ] - The coolest chameleon in the world.
[NSFW] - Now this is how an ass should look.
[ SFW ] - I would like to get my hair did here.
[ SFW ] - T.I. Dead and Gone Spoof (Obama)
[ SFW ] - Her mouth barley opens when she talks.
» oh yay back
posted on 03/27/09 by Opie
This is funny as hell. I don't want to give it away.
Charles Manson is one crazy fucker.
This little dog can't stop peeing.
Maybe he's doing a stunt. Ridiculous.
OH THAT LEBRON JAMES!
Waking up a sleeping soldier is funny.
These guys are good at beer pong.
Nasty leg break.
That was smart.
Someone has to be driving the car.
A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5,000.00 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a paper. Before leaving she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32 " the clerk replies.
"I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the same question. She replies,"I'd guess about 29."
The woman replies, "Nope, I'm 47." Now she's feeling really good about herself.
While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same question. He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires you to let me put my hands down your panties. Then I can tell exactly how old you are."
They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of the woman and she finally says, "What the hell, go ahead."
The old man slips both hands down her panties and begins to feel around. After a couple of minutes she says, "Okay, Okay, how old am I?"
He removes his hands and says, "You're 47." Stunned, the woman says, "That's amazing. How do you know?".
The old man replies, "I was behind you in McDonald's."
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[ SFW ] - Get Laid.
[NSFW] - Perfect tits.
[NSFW] - Cam whores.
[ SFW ] - Big ass tick.
[NSFW] - Sex in public.
[NSFW] - Naked bitches.
[ SFW ] - Zombie game.
[NSFW] - Dirty cop sex.
[ SFW ] - Funny T-shirts.
[NSFW] - Facebook sluts.
[ SFW ] - 2009 nude cameos.
[NSFW] - Odd looking vagina.
[ SFW ] - Caught having sex.
[ SFW ] - WNBA Live 2008!!!!!!
[NSFW] - Her body is excellent.
[ SFW ] - Iron Man Vs Bruce Lee
[NSFW] - Yay for a drunken orgy!
[ SFW ] - Jesus.. How old isthis hag?
[ SFW ] - Little white kid can dance.
[NSFW] - Horny Babes Take face shot.
[ SFW ] - That Numa Numa fag is back.
[ SFW ] - Why not call it the piss golf club?
[ SFW ] - That tittie is bigger than his head.
[ SFW ] - I did not expect that at all hahaha
[ SFW ] - Get Dunked on by Patrick Chewing.
[ SFW ] - Watchmen & WALL-E mashup trailer.
[ SFW ] - Crazy ASIAN, yet cool animated shit.
[ SFW ] - What is he doing to that Teddy Bear??
[ SFW ] - These T-shirts are worth every penny.
[ SFW ] - He painted a 60ft dick on his parent's house.
[ SFW ] - What familiar actors looked like then and now.
[ SFW ] - Yeah race probably had something to do with it.
[ SFW ] - Goddamn it! When is that Christina model bitch going to take penis?!
» Just wow today
posted on 03/25/09 by Opie
Back with the other stuff Friday, being lazy today.
posted on 03/23/09 by Opie
GSP admits to cheating against BJ Penn!!!! Kind of.
Nigga doesn't have any legs!
Nice wrestling move.
WHO SAID WHITE BOYS CAN'T JUMP?
Funny drunk dude.
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
"I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'"
The teacher fainted...
Fuck this shit.
Well this is new.
The More You Know....da da da daa
The ultimate oreo.
Two retards and a puppet.
I like this test.
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[NSFW] - Sluts.
[NSFW] - Porn vids.
[NSFW] - FREE PORN!
[ SFW ] - Mini Batmobil.
[NSFW] - Naughty girls.
[ SFW ] - DAMN NIGGA!
[NSFW] - Holy nice tits.
[NSFW] - Hot school girl.
[ SFW ] - Cream Pie Chicks.
[NSFW] - Fisting gone wrong.
[NSFW] - Damn she's hot too.
[NSFW] - Passed out party girl.
[NSFW] - Stripper gets fucked.
[ SFW ] - Worst comedian ever.
[ SFW ] - Python eating a Deer!
[ SFW ] - A FUPA commercial!!!!!!
[ SFW ] - Top 99 women of 2009.
[ SFW ] - That is a big ass snowball.
[ SFW ] - Chevy Chase is still funny.
[NSFW] - Amateur Gets Fucked Hard.
[ SFW ] - Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos.
[ SFW ] - John C Reily is a funny fucker.
[ SFW ] - Live cams of a bald eagle nest.
[ SFW ] - Another reason to hate Christians.
[ SFW ] - From CEO to pizza guy. That sucks.
[ SFW ] - Looks like someone ran over his face.
[ SFW ] - You can say fuck but not God on Kimmel.
[ SFW ] - PETA Founder's will shows that she is truly insane.
[ SFW ] - In case you haven't heard the flight attendant rapping.
[ SFW ] - Military stabbing live dogs? They should use cats, they suck.
posted on 03/20/09 by Opie
Guys run up and shoot them to death.
This is the funniest Stern prank call ever.
And this on is just pure genius and very funny.
This flash was on Live TV.
Oh I would have to go kill her.
LA LA LA... WTF
He's almost as good as Banks.
Leopard Vs Impala
A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:
'Well, that's great.........that's just great.... Some asshole's got my pen!'
And a quick Fuck my life moment..
"Today, my son looked out of the window and said "what's that piece of shit doing on our driveway?" It was the new car we were trying to surprise him with on his 16th birthday. FML"
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[ SFW ] - Whores.
[NSFW] - Porn sites.
[ SFW ] - Nice wet rack.
[NSFW] - Facebook of sex.
[NSFW] - Homemade sex tape.
[ SFW ] - Damn Funny T-shirts.
[NSFW] - Find a hot fuck buddy.
[NSFW] - Let me see them tittas.
[NSFW] - Hello naked Marissa Miller.
[ SFW ] - Is this kid fucking retarded?
[ SFW ] - Robot dog ready for battle.
[ SFW ] - EXTREME sheep! Very cool.
[ SFW ] - Banned Toyota Commercial.
[ SFW ] - Humiliating Sports Moments.
[ SFW ] - Evolution of the Batman icon.
[ SFW ] - An old lady gone wild.. WTF.
[ SFW ] - Steve Irwin Medley and Tribute.
[ SFW ] - Haha.. pretty funny dancing baby.
[NSFW] - Sex in the car and she's really hot.
[ SFW ] - 4 tricks to make her have and orgasm.
[ SFW ] - I actually almost like this rap... Not really.
[ SFW ] - Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers?
» well hello there
posted on 03/18/09 by Opie
I would have already choked the shit outa her.
Classic Video of the Leprechaun Sighting!
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!
You know it's funny.
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[NSFW] - Slutty.
[NSFW] - Cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Big ASIAN titties.
[NSFW] - I priest 1 nun.. Uh oh.
[ SFW ] - Computer of the future.
[ SFW ] - Kill the bunnies! (Game)
[ SFW ] - Can you guess the song?
[NSFW] - I like amateur sex tapes.
[ SFW ] - Hot ASIAN with pink hair.
[ SFW ] - Get Some Pussy Tonight!
[ SFW ] - T-shirts you need to see.
[ SFW ] - How To Have Sex in Water.
[NSFW] - Caught playing with herself.
[ SFW ] - Stupid camera are the best.
[ SFW ] - The things I could do to her.
[NSFW] - Banged in front of her friends.
[NSFW] - I enjoy looking at her boobies.
[NSFW] - Next message might mean pussy.
[ SFW ] - 10 Best Paternity Reactions Ever.
[ SFW ] - Predator X was a bad ass dinosaur.
[ SFW ] - Pimpin' ain't easy during a recession.
[ SFW ] - I think she's trying to be funny HARRRRR.
[ SFW ] - There are pedos that play games online too.
[ SFW ] - Color pictures from the early 1900s. WAT!?
[ SFW ] - Wrestling used to be funny and kind of racist.
[ SFW ] - Jesus Christ.. Patrick Swayze looks like shit now.
posted on 03/16/09 by Opie
I would start laughing too.
Some movie scenes are just plain retarded.
Guy having a seizure is funny.
Quick Q and A
Q: What is the difference between Micheal Phelps and Hitler?
A: At least Phelps could finish a race.
Q: What do you do if someone is having a seizure in a bathtub?
A: Throw in a load of laundry.
Q: What's the funniest kind of Pole?
Q: Why can't Michael J Fox kill himself?
A: He cant hold the gun straight.
Modifying advertisement on a truck.
Proof of the assault!
I wish it was REAL boobs.
How can to even get this ugly?
Polar bears are awesome.
This is just weird.
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[NSFW] - FREE Porn!
[NSFW] - Big wet ass.
[NSFW] - Sexy brunette.
[ SFW ] - Nice strip tease.
[NSFW] - School girl cutie
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex.
[ SFW ] - The life of a baby.
[ SFW ] - HELLO CRAZY MAN!
[NSFW] - The best porn sites.
[ SFW ] - Hottest golfer ever.
[NSFW] - They crave the cock.
[NSFW] - Another hot black girl.
[ SFW ] - Jesus Sightings Montage.
[ SFW ] - Kids aren't safe at Day care.
[ SFW ] - New "Dracula" fish discovered.
[ SFW ] - Ten more funny movie scenes.
[ SFW ] - When did Hillary Duff get hot?
[NSFW] - Meet only the hot ones online.
[ SFW ] - Girls having an ice cream fight!
[ SFW ] - T-shirts for Saint Patrick's Day!
[ SFW ] - Russell Crowe to play Robin Hood?
[ SFW ] - Holy NES collection. He's funny too.
[ SFW ] - Another reason to hate fat bitches.
[ SFW ] - How to heal from animal rape.. WTF?
[ SFW ] - Kobe and Artest: The 'Lost' Trash Talk.
[ SFW ] - 15 Nuttiest Celebrity Stalkers Of All Time.
[ SFW ] - I wish a girl would wake me up like this.
[ SFW ] - This is the best thing to learn in Photoshop.
[ SFW ] - 5 Things You Didn't Know About Arms Dealers.
[ SFW ] - No arms and no legs. Wonder if he has a penis?
[ SFW ] - Proof Condoms do not protect against Aids (dumbass).