posted on 03/14/11 by Opie
George Michael Sexy Sax Prank! (This is great)
Karate Kyle will destroy you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best 4 seconds ever!
"Don't mind me just dropping in."
Cop gets hit by a car.
Dog playing the drums!
I like it when the bulls are WINNING!
This stripper has skills. (Uncensored version)
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something stuck up my ass. Could you check it out for me?" His roommate lubes up his finger (mercifully) and shoves it up Bruce's ass, feeling all around, and says, "I don't feel anything."
Bruce says, "Trust me, there's something up there. Try lubing up your whole hand and checking it out." So his roommate lubes his whole hand and sticks it up Bruce's ass. He feels around, and then pulls out a Rolex watch.
He says, "I found your problem. There was a watch stuck up your ass." Bruce starts singing, "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."
- FFL -
[ SFW ] - Winning!
[NSFW] - Fuckbook!
[ SFW ] - Weed photo fun.
[NSFW] - Sexy Latina Booty!
[ SFW ] - Holy realistic robot!
[ SFW ] - Charlie Sheen game!
[ SFW ] - Full Super 8 trailer!!!
[ SFW ] - How hot is this chick?
[ SFW ] - How to find the G-Spot.
[ SFW ] - The best st patty t shirts.
[ SFW ] - The King?s Speech.. REMIX.
[ SFW ] - No more protesting for you!
[ SFW ] - From Guy to Girl (Pic Diary)
[NSFW] - Hot girls and they're naked YAY.
[ SFW ] - Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Recut Trailer.
[ SFW ] - The Pop Culture Translator. (With video)
[ SFW ] - Fight at Tacos Del Rio! They all suck too.
[ SFW ] - Bad Teacher trailer. (Uncut, looks funny)
[ SFW ] - Before and After pictures of the Japan Quake.
[NSFW] - I personally know this cam girl. (She gets on late)
[ SFW ] - UFC bought Strikeforce, here's an interview with Dana.
» The Friday shit
posted on 03/11/11 by Opie
Street Church Pastor Fighter!!!!!
Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes
Creepiest Cricket Fan Ever.. haha
Funny prank played on hotel guest.
Stupid robber can't get his mask on.
Woman walking her dogs gets hit by car.
I love homemade pornos.
Gotta love those college sluts.
The best porn you will EVER see.
There was a man who wanted a pure wife. So he started to attend church to find a woman. He met a gal who seemed nice so he took her home. When they got there, he whips out his manhood and asks "What's this?" She replies "A cock." He thinks to himself that she is not pure enough.
A couple of weeks later he meets another gal and soon takes her home. Again, he pulls out his manhood and asks the question. She replies "A cock". He is pissed because she seemed more pure than the first but oh well.
A couple of weeks later he meets a gal who seems real pure. She won't go home with him for a long time but eventually he gets her to his house. He whips it out and asks, "What is this?" She giggles and says "A pee-pee" He thinks to himself that he has finally found his woman.
They get married but after several months every time she sees his member she giggles and says "That's your pee-pee." He finally breaks down and says "Look this is not a pee-pee, it is a cock."
She laughs and says "No it's not, a cock is ten inches long and black."
[NSFW] - Fuckbook
[ SFW ] - Attack the Block.
[ SFW ] - Zombie RPG game!
[ SFW ] - Fancy a Threesome?
[ SFW ] - Charlie Sheen Shirts.
[ SFW ] - The Soda prank. haha
[NSFW] - Chat with cam girls for free!
[ SFW ] - Cat singing along with owner.
[ SFW ] - Funny Saint Patrick's T-shirts.
[ SFW ] - Dog trainer saves dog with CPR.
[NSFW] - The ULTIMATE big booty threesome!
[NSFW] - Tight ass = Being able to draw with it.
[ SFW ] - Guy puts wings and 4 jets on his back.
[ SFW ] - Really awesome way to make popcorn.
[ SFW ] - Who better to guard weed than a Gator!
[ SFW ] - Eye witness video on the Quake in Japan.
[ SFW ] - This is how Hooter girls are suppose to look.
» la la la
posted on 03/09/11 by Opie
Redneck porn is hilarious.
Oh that just isn't right.
50 Lessons Learned From Movies
1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick?s Day parade ? at any time of the year.
2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.
3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off ? even while scuba diving.
5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.
6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note ? just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.
11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.
12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.
13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.
14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
15. All single women have a cat.
16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.
18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings ? especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.
20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involved martial arts ? your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.
21. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.
22. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
23. Dogs always know who?s bad and will naturally bark at them.
24. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
25. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
26. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son?s eighth birthday.
27. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they?re going to go off.
28. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
29. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
30. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
31. If you decide to hack into the CIA database, all you need is a laptop and an internet connection. it will usually take about 10 seconds to get into the system and you will usually be undetected.
32. No matter how dirty the water is, it is still possible for you to jump in and open your eyes underwater. You?ll be able to see everything clearly and your eyes wont hurt.
33. In every bar you go into, the bartender will always know how to make any and every long named drink of your choice.
34. When walking in a quiet and dark area, its only fair to ask if someone is there.
35. It?s always possible to outrun a explosion/fireball by running straight towards the camera, sometimes in slow motion.
36. The prologue and/or epilogue, when applicable, is always narrated by a soothing calm monotone voiced individual, preferably Morgan Freeman.
37. Never be afraid to jump off of a building into an open dumpster, as the contents will most likely always be clean, fluffy garbage bags.
38. Most police officers HATE partners. If they do have a partner that they trust and like, he/she will die.
39. The last bad guy in a shootout is too tough to die fast like everyone else. He must pretend to give up or be dead, and suddenly try to shoot one of the good guys. Then and only then can he die quickly.
40. Cars can screech tires and burn rubber even if they?re on gravel or sand.
41. Everybody?s phone number starts with 555.
42. Monsters always make noise before attacking.
43. If you have face stubble?.you have a dark mysterious past.
44. Ancient Romans had English accents.
45. Nobody has morning breath in the movies?the first thing a couple does is kiss each other when they wake up.
46. All helicopter crashes occur on the other side of the mountain.
47. Computers in sci-fi films have either male or female voices that speak in a calm, reassuring tone even in the most extreme situations.
48. In high speed chases, no car ever runs out of gas.
49. Funerals usually happen when it rains. The hardest, bravest, coolest person is usually the one without an umbrella or hat and usually stands alone either to the side or behind everyone.
50. If your female who has never been on a date or even been hit on, don?t worry. All it takes is some contacts, new hair styles, and new clothes to make you the baddest bitch in the town.
Mind Fuck! (Hint: Word on the fish)
FIRST or LAST!
Bad case of the rapes.
Hover cat will destroy you.
Let me out please.
Well that will scare the shit out of you.
People are good at stacking shit on their drunk friends.
- FFL -
[NSFW] - Fuckbook.
[ SFW ] - Mini Mr. T!
[NSFW] - Hot cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Death By Sex
[ SFW ] - Win Killzone 3
[ SFW ] - Puppy Vs Ice Cube!
[ SFW ] - St Patrick's day shirts.
[ SFW ] - Hey everyone I'm a slut.
[ SFW ] - Charlie Sheen Black Ops
[ SFW ] - Charlie Sheen weed strain?
[ SFW ] - $5 off use coupon: entensity
[NSFW] - Hot Girl Dylan Ryder Fucked Hard.
[ SFW ] - Oh shit, remember this tank game?
[NSFW] - Buy a FLESHLIGHT. You will not regret it.
[NSFW] - The hottest 18 year old amateurs in POV.
[ SFW ] - Cyndi Lauper performs at an airport intercom.
[ SFW ] - "The Revolutionary New Online Auction Experience.
[ SFW ] - Body Slim & Tone, Build Fast Lean Muscle, Burn Belly Fat - Free Trial Today.
» ho fo sho
posted on 03/07/11 by Opie
This horse has the best name ever.
Charlie Sheen auto tune song.
He gets shot then...
Wait for it!
Dog Conga Line.. really?
Girl can't close her eye after surgery.
"Oh look flashing lig.. OH SHIT FUCK!"
Trucks falling from an airplane = Awesome.
I has meant to do that shit dawg
16 minutes of hotness!
Young teen gets pounded hard!
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.
Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.
Whose funeral is it?'
''What happened to her?'
The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her'
He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?'
The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her.'
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men..
'Can I borrow the dog?'
The man replied, 'Get in line.'
- FFL -
[ SFW ] - iPad 2XL
[NSFW] - Fuckbook.
[NSFW] - Hot teen massage.
[ SFW ] - How big is yours?
[NSFW] - Hot ass cam girls!
[ SFW ] - Sniper Mario game.
[ SFW ] - This dude is hilarious.
[ SFW ] - Are you a pot head?
[ SFW ] - Google Auto driving car!
[ SFW ] - Watching drunk girls kiss.
[ SFW ] - Play Rock-Paper-Scissors!
[ SFW ] - Why isn't this chick naked?
[ SFW ] - Saint Patricks Day T-shirts.
[ SFW ] - A washing machine for your dog?
[ SFW ] - Cheerleaders are fucking retarded.
[ SFW ] - The future is going to be awesome.
[ SFW ] - You can write upside down with this!
[ SFW ] - The boob clamp is AWESOME and misleading.
» Time to draw some dicks
posted on 03/04/11 by Opie
The funniest prank call ever. (Elephant boy from Stern)
I think it's funny when little kids cuss you out.
Baby thinks tearing up paper is hilarious.
He said cumshot.
PS3 move FAIL. (It involves a midget!)
Damn you know his ass got fired.
Cool sleight of hand magic.
Would have been more funny if her tittie popped.
FUCK YO TICKET NIGGA!
Biker drives under a tractor.
Super hot body!
They make their first sex tape.
College girls doing dirty things.
You have to see these FAT TITS.
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.
Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.
Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride.
She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator.
Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style.
She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you.
Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore.
Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?'
"And so, here we are!"
- FFL -
[NSFW] - Teen ass.
[ SFW ] - Beer shirt.
[NSFW] - FUCKBOOK
[ SFW ] - Shopping bitch.
[ SFW ] - Fun ninja game.
[ SFW ] - Bet money on UFC fights!
[ SFW ] - When Subtitles Go FUBAR!
[NSFW] - Funny ASIAN bank robbery.
[NSFW] - Bukakke Shoot Turns Violent.
[ SFW ] - How not to catch a foul ball.
[ SFW ] - The world's hairiest girl is her.
[ SFW ] - Hippos fighting is fucking cool.
[ SFW ] - Caught up on weed in the news.
[ SFW ] - Saint Patrick's day favorite shirt!
[ SFW ] - Can you stick your finger deeper?
[ SFW ] - You're So Vain. (Interpretative Dance)
[NSFW] - Chat with naked teens this weekend.
[ SFW ] - The man with 39 wives and 94 children.
[ SFW ] - There can only be one immortal puppy!
[ SFW ] - Skier crashes backwards down mountain.
[ SFW ] - Too Much Internet Porn: The SADD Effect.
[ SFW ] - Get an iPod, Macbook, or TV for 75-90% off.
[ SFW ] - Why don't we still have this parking feature!?
[ SFW ] - Live action Modern Warfare trailer is awesome!
» thou shall love porn
posted on 03/02/11 by Opie
Goth lesbians are hot!
The masturbating wheelchair!
Mindfuck.. in porn!
It's like one dude and 20 sluts.
A tough looking gang of bikers were out riding when they spotted an attractive young lady about to jump off a bridge - so they stopped.
The gang leader, a big burly guy, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity either, so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she did, and it was a long, lingering, passionate kiss.
After she finished, the biker said, "Wow! That was the hottest kiss I have ever had.
That's a real talent you'll be wasting. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
"I AINT EVEN EXCITED"
I think it's ok to beat your kid for this.
What the bear was really thinking about.
I hate it when that happens.
Sorry, I didn't know he was a retard.
Or a Vasectomy Day = Problem solved.
Bus don't give a shit.
It would be a black baby too..
The more you know...
Body paint is just so damn sexy.
I see what they did there.
I want one!
- FFL -
[NSFW] - Fuckbook.
[ SFW ] - Matrix Boobs.
[ SFW ] - It's a dance off!
[NSFW] - Hot ass cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Buy T-shirts now!
[NSFW] - Underboob Central!
[ SFW ] - Very cool animation.
[ SFW ] - Face first always hurts.
[ SFW ] - Best Saint Patrick's day shirt
[ SFW ] - Have fun with this brain game.
[ SFW ] - Cat that steals shit from people.
[ SFW ] - Soccer players don't like owls very much.
[ SFW ] - Your local ice cream man may sell weed too.
[NSFW] - Very strange "art" performance, but it has titties!
[ SFW ] - Legit website that sells electronics for 80-90% OFF.