» hey yo
posted on 04/15/09 by Opie
Boob grab on TV!
She can't handle anal.
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.
She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps..
He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit,
They passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla..
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.
He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.
He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.
He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.
She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
"Now..... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
"Now. Tell HIM you have a headache."
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[NSFW] - Free porn!
[ SFW ] - Golf game.
[NSFW] - Teen Orgy!
[ SFW ] - Tommy Boy!
[NSFW] - One night stand.
[ SFW ] - Nice boob angle.
[ SFW ] - Weird ASIAN shit.
[NSFW] - Nice ass and tits.
[NSFW] - Find a booty buddy.
[ SFW ] - Boats 'N Hoes shirt.
[ SFW ] - Queef in my pants.
[ SFW ] - HD camera trickery.
[ SFW ] - Cool hybrid animals.
[NSFW] - She can be my nurse.
[ SFW ] - Cursor game that is fast.
[NSFW] - Drunk girl getting banged.
[ SFW ] - Carlton Banks in EIGHTY FIVE!
[ SFW ] - Camel can't handle that weight.
[ SFW ] - Polar bear attack! Great pic too.
[ SFW ] - 40 things every drunk should do.
[ SFW ] - Urine spray man gets nine years.
[ SFW ] - 10 ways to get physical with a lady.
[ SFW ] - What are these people called again?
[ SFW ] - Moon movie is going to be awesome.
[ SFW ] - "I caught my son watching pornography?"
[ SFW ] - Dominos employees being nasty and got fired.
[ SFW ] - Billy Mays Orders From a McDonald's Drive Thru.
[ SFW ] - DNA evidence frees back man convicted of murder.
posted on 04/13/09 by Opie
Note: Keep an eye on the updates today for site stuff and when the forums will open.
So this is how you get big calves.
Holy head slam.
Punches himself in the face.
Indoor skydiving looks bad ass.
Human jump rope.
Christina Model doing her teasing.
Make a fist with your left hand.
Put your thumb inside your fist and squeeze tightly.
Take your finger on your right hand and stick it as far down your throat as possible.
You have now realised you have no gag reflex.
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[NSFW] - Dirty girls.
[ SFW ] - Sexy ASIAN.
[ SFW ] - Live River Cam!
[ SFW ] - Truck CB slang
[ SFW ] - What the hell..
[NSFW] - Hot little bitch.
[NSFW] - Myspace sluts.
[ SFW ] - Killed via sword!
[ SFW ] - I love volleyball.
[ SFW ] - Human or Robot?
[ SFW ] - CHICKEN FUCKER!
[NSFW] - The best cam girls.
[ SFW ] - What the hell is this?
[ SFW ] - Chameleon of the sea.
[ SFW ] - Cool snowboard game.
[ SFW ] - I would bang them all.
[ SFW ] - Hercules Fights a Bear
[ SFW ] - Never Forget Dinosaurs!
[NSFW] - Hmm she has a pee fetish.
[ SFW ] - Paul Walker races for real.
[ SFW ] - The orgin of Religion. haha
[ SFW ] - Old lady can sing very good.
[ SFW ] - Approach Techniques at a Club.
[NSFW] - She's making a sex tape outside.
[ SFW ] - Haha this is fucked and and funny.
[ SFW ] - They robbed them for their chicken.
[ SFW ] - Parents give kid chalk for Easter. HAHA!
» bad friday
posted on 04/10/09 by Opie
Chugging Champagne is not a good idea.
The best boxer in history.
Britney: "Drive safe, don't smoke weed and rock out with your cocks out! Peace mother fuckers!"
Kid makes great shot at the buzzer.
He's stalking his prey.
Three guys are are getting tested to join a secret government agency. Their final test was that to see if they could kill without emotion. they were given guns and told they had to kill the person in the next room. The person in the next room were their wives and they weren't told that the guns were filled with blanks.
The first guy goes into the room, sees his wife and walks out saying, "I can't knowingly kill my wife."
The second guy goes into the room, sees his wife, and after a few minutes they hear a gunshot and he walks out of the room.
The third guys walks into the room, after a few seconds there is a gunshot, and 5 minutes later he walks out and says "The gun you gave me was full of blanks, so I had to use my hands."
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[ SFW ] - Chuck Norris!
[ SFW ] - The love train.
[ SFW ] - Fly eating dog.
[NSFW] - Good porn vids.
[NSFW] - Facebook porn.
[NSFW] - Top porn greats.
[NSFW] - Hot chick giving BJ.
[ SFW ] - Bluntman & Chronic.
[NSFW] - Young couple mating.
[NSFW] - I'll join her for a bath.
[NSFW] - Get a private sex show.
[ SFW ] - Shit, I can't feel my ass.
[ SFW ] - Sliding down rails is fun.
[ SFW ] - Hot girls and light sabers.
[ SFW ] - Dumbest taxes is history.
[NSFW] - Diora Baird has great tits.
[NSFW] - Girls posing in their mirrors.
[ SFW ] - Let's stack objects on cats!
[ SFW ] - Apparently he likes Unicorns.
[ SFW ] - Great view for the front row.
[ SFW ] - I would marry Amanda Bynes.
[ SFW ] - Penn and Teller Magic bullet.
[ SFW ] - Excellent workplace safety video.
[ SFW ] - A look inside the Google workplace.
[ SFW ] - Spoof your number and make a call.
[ SFW ] - Well I want to print my own money!
[ SFW ] - Fedor Emelianenko VS. Randy Couture
[ SFW ] - Woman returns $357k check. FUCK DAT!
[ SFW ] - In case you're wondering why Kal Penn left House.
[ SFW ] - With WiiSpray I could write "Mother Fucker" on my TV!
» our dicks are huge, you can see them from space
posted on 04/08/09 by Opie
Note: Yes, I've been taking a break from the site features mainly because I'm getting the forums ready to open up and just taking a break in general. Forums will open soon and the features and stuff will be back by the weekend.
A man walks into a bar on a sunday and says to the bartender, "I've just had the worst week, I just found out my oldest son is gay!"
The Bartender says, "It's not so bad! Y'know what, the first beer is on me." The guy orders a second beer, sobers up, and goes home.
The next week the same guys walks into the bar and says to the bartender, "This week was worst then the last one! I just found out my second son was gay, and was fucking his brother!"
The Bartender says, "Here's a few more beers, don't worry about it."
The guy gets shitfaced, calls a cab, and goes home.
The week after that the guy walks into the bar, slams down a fifty, and says, "I'll need 7 shots!"
The Bartender says, "Jesus Christ! Does anyone in your family like women?!"
The guy says, "Yeah. My Wife."
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[NSFW] - Free Porn.
[NSFW] - Dirty whore.
[NSFW] - Nude bitches.
[ SFW ] - Insane skiing.
[NSFW] - Nice sex tape.
[NSFW] - What the fuck?
[ SFW ] - Excellent stunt.
[ SFW ] - Megamouth shark!
[ SFW ] - Mr. T oven. SOLD!
[NSFW] - I like threesomes.
[NSFW] - Sluts of Facebook.
[ SFW ] - Eminem is back yo.
[ SFW ] - Wore this Yesterday
[NSFW] - Fuck A Slut Tonight!
[ SFW ] - Let's hope he's drunk.
[ SFW ] - Jennifer England is hot
[ SFW ] - Doug Funnie uncensored.
[ SFW ] - Several Doogie Howsers.
[ SFW ] - Looks like a fun night out.
[ SFW ] - Wish I could draw this good.
[ SFW ] - Funny T-shirts that kick ass.
[NSFW] - I want to party in her pants.
[ SFW ] - I would keep her in a bird cage!
[ SFW ] - Gary Coleman on white people.
[ SFW ] - Gun range shooter video.. Crazy bitch.
[ SFW ] - So Fedor has bear strength. Awesome.
[ SFW ] - Top 50 Youtube videos. Some are good.
[ SFW ] - If I saw someone with gold staples I would slap them.
» darn it to heck
posted on 04/06/09 by Opie
SNL - Like a boss!
They found Chewy on the guitar.
Dude holds a car for 7 seconds.
Let's eat live mice.
Think she'll make it?
I can do that.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a golden statue of a squirrel. The bartender sees the guy looking at it and says it will be $10 for the squirrel, $100 for the explanation. The guy is intrigued and buys the squirrel. After a few drinks he decides to drive home. As he goes he realizes squirrels are following his car. He speeds up only for more and more squirrels to start chasing his car. Eventually there is an entire army of squirrels chasing him. Realizing it must be the golden squirrel he bought he drives to the edge of a cliff and throws it off. The squirrels all follow, thousands of them plummeting to their deaths.
The guy returns to the bar, and the bartender just looks at him and say "I knew you'd be back, you want the story now right?"
The guy replies, "No, but I'll take that golden nigger."
These be bomber graphic.
Bear was shitting in the woods.
That's a first.
Someone is going to get it tonight.
What the gay...?
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[NSFW] - Kitchen sex.
[NSFW] - Hot teen sites.
[ SFW ] - Overlook Hotel.
[NSFW] - I love strippers.
[ SFW ] - Stunt bike game.
[NSFW] - Sex in an elevator.
[ SFW ] - I love knowledge!
[ SFW ] - I'M IN YOUR FACE!
[NSFW] - Bitches on the net.
[ SFW ] - She should prove it.
[ SFW ] - Kill Bill in one minute.
[ SFW ] - Magical Martial Arts.
[NSFW] - Hello girl with nice rack.
[NSFW] - Babes that give Blow Js.
[ SFW ] - Coolest looking bird ever.
[ SFW ] - Convince Her to Have Anal.
[ SFW ] - The Fast and the Bi-Curious.
[ SFW ] - Smells like teen spirit reversed.
[ SFW ] - Something is wrong with this kid.
[NSFW] - Pornstars Say The Darndest Things.
[ SFW ] - Reasons for watching women's soccer.
[ SFW ] - Disney uses the same shit over and over.
[ SFW ] - The 19 worst drive-thru foods in America.
» GO PLANET!
posted on 04/03/09 by Opie
Billy Mays Interviews Obama
So if Michael Bay made a movie about cereal..
Funny ketchup prank.
Chuck Norris Vs A Bear.
Turtle bites a bird.
This ice cream man would piss me off.
This pornstar should be fired!
A cowboy gets captured by Indians in the Old West. The tribal elders decided that he would be put to death for the white mans crimes against the Indians, but their Chief explained that their tribal law allowed him three requests before he was put to death.
"What is your first request?", asks the Chief.
"I want to see my horse", replies the cowboy.
The horse is brought the cowboy and he whispers something into it's ear. The horse runs off into the sunset and returns with a beautiful blonde on his back. The cowboy shrugs, takes her into the bushes and has his way with her.
"What is your second request?", asks the Chief.
"I'd like to see my horse again", replies the cowboy.
Again he whispers into it's ear, it runs off and this time returns with a gorgeous brunette. The cowboy shrugs, brings her into the bushes and has his way with her.
"And what is your final request?", asks the Chief.
"I'd like to see my horse one last time.", replied the cowboy.
The Chief grants the request and the horse is brought again. The cowboy smacks in the head and yells "I SAID BRING MY POSSE!!!!!"
In case you want to know what happens in the new Wolverine movie.
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[ SFW ] - WTF?
[NSFW] - Nudes.
[NSFW] - Latino heat
[ SFW ] - Broken iPod?
[NSFW] - Online sluts.
[NSFW] - Horny Babes.
[NSFW] - Cam whores.
[ SFW ] - Pretty fun game.
[ SFW ] - Jamie Eason is hot.
[ SFW ] - She must be a retard.
[ SFW ] - The best airbags ever.
[ SFW ] - I hope he isn't serious.
[ SFW ] - Bad paintings of OBAMA.
[ SFW ] - She should suck his dick.
[ SFW ] - Shii - The Wii for Women
[NSFW] - Guess if she shaves or not!
[ SFW ] - Flammable tap water. Haha
[ SFW ] - Porn moves you shouldn't use.
[ SFW ] - Man vs Wild eating compilation.
[ SFW ] - Back to the future Hoverboard.
[ SFW ] - High school Fight Club. Awesome.
[ SFW ] - This is why so many hate Paris Hilton.
[ SFW ] - Sacha Baron Cohen's (Borat) 'Bruno' trailer
[ SFW ] - Chat with random people.. This should be fun.
» April WAT
posted on 04/01/09 by Opie
Don't take those cookies!
Bullet proof vest.. or not..
I'd laugh too.
I miss The Rock.
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[ SFW ] - WTF!?!
[NSFW] - Whores.
[NSFW] - Fuck sluts.
[NSFW] - Teen hotties.
[ SFW ] - Snuggie Porn.
[ SFW ] - HALP I STUCK.
[ SFW ] - Did you know?
[ SFW ] - SFW porn pics!
[NSFW] - Private sex show.
[ SFW ] - I think he's a pedo.
[ SFW ] - Banned Family Guy clip.
[ SFW ] - Another great Stern prank call.
[ SFW ] - 10 things she learns from porn.
[NSFW] - Hmm I guess a vagina can break.
[ SFW ] - Beer is the answer to life's problems.
[ SFW ] - Let's make bananas explode on our face!
[ SFW ] - They are just asking for a dive-bomb penis.
Sorry had to cut FFL short, a little puppy has been keeping me busy. Also submit more jokes!