posted on 04/30/10 by Opie
This little fat thing barks too.
Haha, She says "Old Fuck".
This 3 year old is better than you.
Conan Lever REMIX
Jesus made her die or something. Good.
Why you don't celebrate early.
How to beat a rug.
Tornado forms in front of car.
Don't steal shit in ASIA!
Sex on the beach.
WTF Is That Cum?
I approached this fat chick in a nightclub and asked her if she had a pen.
She was all excited about the fact that she had a man showing her interest and she gave me a smile and said, "Yes I do" as she reached for her handbag.
I said, "Well you had better fucking get back in it then, you fucking ugly pig."
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[NSFW] - Teen anal
[ SFW ] - Space race.
[NSFW] - Hot cam girls.
[NSFW] - WTF was that?
[NSFW] - Get laid this weekend.
[ SFW ] - Rihanna Falls On Stage
[ SFW ] - Johnny Chimpo T-Shirt.
[ SFW ] - The 20 Worst Subtitles.
[ SFW ] - Can't Shake This Feeling
[ SFW ] - Old people pulling pranks
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Legendary Warriors
[ SFW ] - Chatroulette Speed Painting!
[ SFW ] - KFC Delivery Van goes to Africa.
[ SFW ] - The worst foul ever in the NBA.
[ SFW ] - BREAKING NEWS! Dog injures nose.
[ SFW ] - Curb Your Enthusiasm Porno Trailer.. haha
[ SFW ] - Crazy Kobe Bryant fan on news. (Looks fake)
[ SFW ] - What It's Like To Stand Inside an Imploding Stadium (3D)
[ SFW ] - A bunch of gift cards and electronics for over 90% off - ends soon.
» check 1 2
posted on 04/28/10 by Opie
Wake up money shot.
ASIANS are weird.
Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face.
Dave says, "John, what are you so happy for?"
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Dave. Tits out to here!
She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!'
She couldn't swim, Dave. She couldn't swim!"
After a couple of days Dave walks again into that bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face.
Dave says, "What are you happy about today John?"
"Well Dave... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me... tits out to here, Dave. Tits out to here!
She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said, 'It's either screw or swim!'
She couldn't swim, Dave! She couldn't swim!"
A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there crying over a beer.
Dave says, "John, what are you so sad for?"
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here, Dave. Tits WAY out to here.
She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?'
So I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out... much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said "It's either screw or swim!"
She pulled down her pants and..... She had a dick, Dave! She had this great BIG dick! ... and I can't swim Dave! I can't swim!"
Is it a tumor?
Hardcore rapper here.
What is his hand doing in there.
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[ SFW ] - Nice butts.
[ SFW ] - Big boobies.
[ SFW ] - Chuck Norris
[ SFW ] - Fun quiz game.
[ SFW ] - The man phone!
[NSFW] - Get a fuck buddy.
[ SFW ] - Write upside down.
[NSFW] - Girls Gone Wild clip.
[ SFW ] - Why I miss College.
[NSFW] - Chat with hot ladies.
[ SFW ] - Brokeback Hogwarts.
[ SFW ] - Stuff to say to women.
[NSFW] - Threesome in the street.
[ SFW ] - Great Mothers Day Gifts.
[ SFW ] - This is a really good song.
[ SFW ] - New species called Ninja Slug.
[ SFW ] - Lets steal a car in broad daylight.
[ SFW ] - Super Mario with different characters.
[ SFW ] - UNDERWATER RIVER!? WHAT THE HEY?
[ SFW ] - Good break up video, she's kinda hot too.
[ SFW ] - Britain's Smallest Mother. That's fucking weird.
[ SFW ] - Customer Shoots, Kills Would-Be Armed Robber.
[ SFW ] - The World's Smallest horse is so cute I want to eat it.
» queef patrol
posted on 04/26/10 by Opie
Holy shit! This is one lucky cop.
Guy falls on live TV.
Flying doggy paddle.
Special Effect FAIL.
What a dumbass.
Locker room orgy.
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog.
The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fifi is using that seat?"
The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another" trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."
The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"
The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.
An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."
I think the deer is lost.
Back flip FAIL.
Oh that young Hitler.
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[NSFW] - Find sex.
[NSFW] - Ex-GF pics.
[NSFW] - Cam whores.
[ SFW ] - Half naked girls.
[NSFW] - Queefing Beauty.
[ SFW ] - Creepy shoe guy!
[ SFW ] - Alone In The Universe.
[ SFW ] - Shoot shit with a bow.
[ SFW ] - Oh look, a future homo.
[ SFW ] - Get a MacBook Pro Now.
[ SFW ] - Get her to have dirty sex.
[ SFW ] - The Last Airbender Trailer.
[ SFW ] - "MacGyver" like Prison Escape.
[ SFW ] - Get the last drop out of bottles.
[ SFW ] - Master of Disguise - Chatroulette
[NSFW] - Busted filming her in the shower.
[ SFW ] - Phillies Mascot Does Bad Romance.
[NSFW] - I want to chase a naked girl around.
[ SFW ] - Hey Guys take $5 OFF code "ENTENSIT"
[ SFW ] - Guy records breaking up with his Girlfriend.
[ SFW ] - Man moves huge blocks without machines.
[ SFW ] - Some redneck won the Powerball last Wednesday..
» video hoe
posted on 04/23/10 by Opie
Don't wear flip-flops when you're drunk.
Lightning Bolt Strikes Plane (I added a funny to it)
CRAZY GREEN MAN!!!
Who said ASIANS can't drive?
Bird loves music.
ICP in a new Glade commercial.
Watch out for flying pizza!
A dog is better than a gun.
He dives over the catcher!
Stupid People, As Seen On TV
I love midget porn haha
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I recently turned 51.)
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said, 'Not much.. my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.
He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a shit?'
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[NSFW] - Best ass!
[ SFW ] - Baby Carlos!
[NSFW] - Hot cam girls.
[NSFW] - Kinky girlfriend.
[NSFW] - Nice perky tits.
[NSFW] - College sex tape.
[NSFW] - Nice ASIAN boobs.
[ SFW ] - Almost naked girls.
[ SFW ] - Don't run red lights.
[ SFW ] - Girls shooting guns!
[NSFW] - Free Hot Porn Videos
[ SFW ] - Squirrel fights of crows.
[NSFW] - Hot homemade sex tape.
[ SFW ] - Girls kissing for 4 minutes.
[ SFW ] - Iron Man Vs. Patrick Swayze
[NSFW] - A Gangbang Before Marriage.
[NSFW] - Hooker Cum Compilation Part 1
[NSFW] - Get some booty this weekend.
[ SFW ] - Eat people in this shark game.
[ SFW ] - Lady Gaga and Metallica Mashup!
[ SFW ] - Baby makes compelling argument.
[ SFW ] - The Good, The Bad And The Weird Trailer.
[ SFW ] - Justin Bieber "Baby" Parody ft. Tay Zonday.
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Twitter Accounts All Men Should Follow
[ SFW ] - iPad 16, 32, and 64 GB all for less than half the price - Coupon ENTENSITY
» i is back
posted on 04/21/10 by Opie
The other shit
The most badass card trick ever.
SNL burns ICP hard.
Another Millionaire FAIL.
10 Classic Stoner Film Moments
The Pencil Test.
Smurf porn! haha
I finally got around to going fishing this mornin' - but after a while, I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten. I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniel's and poured a little whiskey in Its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp! I released him into the lake without incident and carried on with my fishing, using the frog as bait.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that damn snake with two frogs in his mouth!
Can you see why?
Jesus has great abs.
Demon beer cat!
This is actually my dog, he's a tard.
Looks like it pissed its pants too.
Who does this?
Not really sure.
- FFL -
[NSFW] - Get laid.
[ SFW ] - Cat +iPad.
[NSFW] - A for anal.
[NSFW] - Hot cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Creed Shreds.
[NSFW] - Nicest pussy!
[ SFW ] - Top 29 cities.
[ SFW ] - Shooter game.
[NSFW] - Webcam booty ride.
[ SFW ] - Girls in the bathtub.
[ SFW ] - SNL.. Shake Weight.
[ SFW ] - Sir Mix-A-lot returns.
[NSFW] - Busted watching porn.
[ SFW ] - Step Brothers T-shirt!
[ SFW ] - She's all wet and sexy.
[ SFW ] - Holy shit @ these tits.!
[ SFW ] - There's a cow in that car.
[ SFW ] - Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Teaser.
[ SFW ] - Octopus steals video camera.
[NSFW] - Play the guitar while having sex.
[ SFW ] - Kid gets his ass beat at McDonalds.
[ SFW ] - Burials in Tibet are awesome. (Graphic)
[ SFW ] - The future of house windows. Very cool.
[ SFW ] - Jackie Martling Plays ?Stump The Joke Man?
[ SFW ] - The image Microsoft doesn't want you to see.
[ SFW ] - 46 Inch Sony BRAVIA for 90% OFF - Use coupon ENTENSITY