posted on 05/30/05
Two girls fighting!
Two crazy Asian videos.
No! Not the fist.
That's a great laugh.
Go ramp out the window.
1. Money isn't made out of paper,it's made out of cotton.
2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.
3. The dot over the letter i is called a "tittle"
4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously
from the bottom of the glass to the top.
5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.
6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.
9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. (This is
10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.
11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill
a small sized dog.
12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach
from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
13. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
16. Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower' because in the
time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the 'upper case'
letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower
17. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the
same time ...hence, multi-tasking was invented.)
18. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made
19. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
20. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a recorded
21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and
22. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona
23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting
itself to death. (Useful info).
24. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was a Captain Kirk
mask painted white.
25. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19.
You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make
change for a dollar (good to know.)
26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand
(and you thought this list was completely useless.)
27. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law,which stated
that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb (sign of
a true civilized society ... not.)
28. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles.
At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called
29. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery
than the celery has in it to begin with. It's the same with apples! (Guess what
I'm buying on my next trip to the grocery store?)
30. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!
31. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.
32. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen
from Public Libraries.
33. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because
passing wind in a space suit damages it.
Asians don't need Fear Factor.
Somebody stepped on her her chest.
He wont be kicking anyone's ass.
Uh oh... (Nice nuts too!)
Nike is crazy.
- FFL -
- Bizarre News.
- Ate at Mcdonald's.
- Sexy teen galleries.
Let's go bowling.
- Nice little booty
- Big Brother
24/7 live cam.
UFO caller. Kind of crazy.
the Lotion in the Basket.
you spot the difference?
trying to fight cops off.
kissing in the garden.
Wars III Easter egg hunt.
- That new Paris
starcatcher. Yes, a game.
my, she's fucking hot as ice.
- Hot juicy teens. No
- A bait car... Just a bunch
- Swing dancing
that is actually cool.
- Hey guys, get some help
- Get the
acorn up as high as you can..
snatch a purse from a wrestler.
I remember this fake pussy video.
fat she was referred to a zoo for MRI.
ASIAN soldiers found in the jungle.
movie trailer ever. Nice boobs too.
first chick in this video has a nice rack.
and masturbation will make you blind.
terrorist chick Mandy from "24" naked.
version of the classic arkanoid game.
God. I can't believe I just posted this shit.
- Be a beta tester for
upcoming Mountain Dew X.
background music is RODNEY CARRINGTON!
that will monitor the location of your wife or girlfriend 24/7.
» bumble bee tuna
05/27/05 by Opie
The stuff you see with night vision.
Wonder what the loser got?
How cool is this?
Idiot. x 2
JOKE! If you're dumb like me, read it twice.
David Hasselhoff goes into a bar, and the barman says, "What can I get for you,
He replies, "I don't want to be called that any more - from now on I want to be
called Mr Hoff."
The barman replies, "That's no hassle."
Don't laugh to hard now.
Writing can be tough.
Forks are fun and a DN!
What's he doing?
Daddy... Here's my date. *Flick wrist down*
Looks like he has two hogs he rides.
I like these comics.
What, no dog?
I think she sat on a midget.
- FFL -
- Adriana Lima.
go to Collage.
- Need to meet a girl?
- Who doesn't
notice the dog?
are your friend.
as a sex toy?
design for the WTC.
- What is the
point to this?
Reynolds will slap you.
Anniston butt smack.
- We all like this
type of game.
isn't that a lovely image.
- Mini pop kids is a load
wanted to see MJ's balls too.
kind of car wash. (Boobs)
that explains it. Perfectly.
your name into ASIAN.
GIRLS ARE COMING BACK!
- Another torrent site
- Check out this new energy drink.
wants to work out with her?
and the blah blah web site.
gay horror/slasher movie.
- Makes the balls
go to the other side.
in the pool. Need I say more?
- GOOD LAWD! Those some
big ass tittas.
you just have to get away.
you guys think these boobs are real?
- HA-HA! I have
that beat in this here hole.
- Liv Tyler showing
her boob. Yes, just one.
Tons of free porn videos zipped up.
- The hidden message
lyrics site was updated.
didn't even know there were black Canadians.
is actually cool, even if you're not a camera freak.
posted on 05/25/05 by
W.O.W time buttholes.
SUPER QUICK Q AND A
Q: Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
A: Her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Q: Why don't black people marry Mexicans?
A: Because they don't want their kids to be too lazy to steal.
- FFL -
- Hell, I like dimes.
vs an ASIAN.
future of gaming.
- MONSTER MASH! haha
Pimp My Weapon.
Wars kid's... Dad?
ATV crash and riding.
- Opie Oil? 5 quarts please.
- Attack the people. Stupid.
- Hunt for
Grievous. (Star Wars)
hello there Miss Creamer.
out the bathroom picture.
this on your girlfriend's phone.
- Ok. Who here has
a bloody zit fetish?
guys remember Speedy Gonzalez?
guy eats old and not so good things.
- Let's go ride
bikes, then fall on our face. Or..
BRB, going to get naked on my webcam.
tested - Fake dong rocket not a bomb.
news site is basically telling you to imitate them.
- MOMs at 12, 14, and 16.. (Yes, I noticed the milkshake baby too)
Shredder? I just break them. Then it files everywhere, including my eye.
Note: I will probably start making Wednesday's post shorter since everyone comes
to jack off anyway. Would have had more FFL, but I ran out of time. Sucka.
» Read the important note!
posted on 05/23/05 by Opie
Don't forget to buy Season 2 of Chappelle's
Show, tomorrow 5/24/05.
Also, a little FYI. Star Wars made $158,500,000 it's opening week.
The Mummy Parody. Yes, with Snoop Dogg. If you haven't seen it, watch it.
Long jump on a dirt bike.
Bad words in porn.. Is the Devil.
Video of that smoking chimp.
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy.
They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came
up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find
her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would
notify him as soon as they found something.
Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read:
"Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean.
We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it
was a pearl worth $50,000 . please advise."
The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."
Even in a cartoon, a shit-eating grin is funny.
Horny? Why wait.. Nevermind.
K-mart sucks. That was out of left field.
Think he washed up first?
That automatic got away from him.
They're doing it!
- FFL -
- Bull stripper.
hit by a car.
- Another puzzle
James died again!
- Where's my SUPERSUIT!
- Sexy babes, naughty hoes.
on gay America!
- They should
both get Aids.
of Fred Flintstone died.
that blows up is cool.
tennis is so much fun.
- Ring tone
dancer looks a little fruity.
- This dude needs
a bad ass beating.
- Challenge that ni...
Guy Darth Vader!
calf.. That sounds crazy.
building and dancing don't mix.
baby on Oprah. (Crazy!)
Dinosaurs out of chicken bones.
shouldn't have been doing that anyway.
on top of Saddam's Palace.
- If you've seen the new Star
Wars movies.. Watch.
- The fact that
the word "another" is in this headline...
being stupid on the Internet? Get outta town.
think kids are much more stupid than they used to be.
Kay Letourneau Weds Former Student. - You'll remember this story.
- Attention Black people
and MTV Cribs! There's a Scarface game coming out.
» I have a bunch of ASIAN friends.
posted on 05/20/05 by Opie
What the hell is that? Just watch.
Deputy survives after being hit by truck.
Another reason why all cats should die.
So this girl ask for a forums account...
Sent: Monday, May 16, 2005
"I'd like to register but it doesn't let me.
i'd like sdp as my screen name and you can just choose any password."
Oh, you have to show your boobs in order to get access.
I would need access to the forums to post the [img] tags wouldn't i.
You can attach that here.
That's the last thing I expected and I didn't change the filenames.
From the submit page..
"No joke, just a suggestion. Create a torrent for WoW. I imagine
that'd solve quite a few problems.
Love the site, wish you didn't have to deal with so many stupid people."
First, I loved that last part, you guys have NO IDEA how many idiots visit this
Anyway.. I have thought about making it a torrent after W.O.W is over for the
day, but there will always be this:
"HEY LOLZ! lllllllllloooooollllll :) WAHT'S A TORRENT?! MY AOL BROWSER DOES SOETHING
WEIRD AND I THINK I MY MOM JUST PEEED IN MY BUTT.
And yes the torrent option has been requested by several other people, so I'll
keep it in mind for the big clips.
Lets go ride bikes.
Great with eggs.
Hmmm. Ouch maybe?
It will poke your good eye out.
Smile, don't eat my camera.
I like funny people.
Girlfriend cheating story
I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair.
The usual signs: Phone rings, I answer, caller hangs up. She started going out
'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls, it is always
"Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always look out for her
taxi coming home, but she always comes walking up the driveway as I hear a car
setting off...as if she had exited the car 'round the corner. Why? Is it not a
taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk
and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking
up on her?
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep down I just
didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided
to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give
me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was
whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.
Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local
auto shop and try to repair it myself?
- FFL -
- Wild teen galleries.
- Sloppy fight
funny ASIAN clip.
Music From Heavy.
- Girls just wanna have it.
put out by breast milk.
different types of snorers.
take Free porn for $600 Alex.
tits on that window flasher.
girls can play STAR WARS!
be a ni.. Uh ghetto school.
out for this sex offender.
interview with Chappelle.
your heart out Mr. Goatse.
- This might
make you a bit dumber.
BrandyDDD naked.. In a video.
sound effect on this plane landing.
- Elvis Storm Trooper.
Off to kill myself..
- Sheep mail. Kind of stupid
if you ask me.
here's a new one. Bag and gag porn.
- Great game if you're
a movie freak like me.
him and then took his eyes as a prize.
Minogue has breast cancer. That sucks.
- I started
doing a white boy dance to the music.
- They could've
use an ugly girl for "Trailer Trash".
of all the guys in this work Heidi Klum marries Seal.
would punch anyone that wore these. Not really, I'd run away.
air balloon accident. This actually happened in my area. If I get the unedited
video, I'll post it.
Keep an eye out for the first half of this months post in the archives.
» Ever start laughing while jacking
posted on 05/17/05 by Opie
This weeks W.O.W is a good one.
Note: Just clip skip on that ad page or click it. I don't care, it just helps
with the w.o.w server bill. Don't expect to see those often though.
New SNL Celebrity Jeopardy from last weekend! (Give it time to load.)
This clip was too long so edited to the best part.
Lots of guys are going to buy more milk now.
Where'd the baseball go?
Um.. This is just stupid... Off to jack off..
Q and A
Q: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
A: I said, "Dust!"
Q: Why aren't there Mexicans in Star Trek?
A: Because they have no FUTURE.
Q: What's worse than spiders on your piano?
A: Crabs on your organ.
Q: How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff?
A:They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
A: Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business,
his mother thought he was God, and he thought his mother was a virgin.
Q: Have you seen Stevie Wonder's latest CD?
A: No? Well, neither has he.
Q: Why are there no Puerto Rican doctors?
A: Because you can't write prescriptions with spray paint.
I got a pink fifty on the black kid.
Why? Uh huh.
DAMN NIGGA! ..and an OWNED!
Yes, that's a man and a woman.
Call me crazy, but
it she has a nice body.
"Ok my friend is a paramedic and he got called on this 2 days ago:
The story went like this. This kid was threating to stab himself with a kitchen
knife, so his parents called the police. He was in the front yard yelling and
screaming and holding the knife to his chest. So as soon as this kid sees the
police car coming up he runs to go back into the house (knife still pointing at
chest) and trips on the steps and runs right into the front of his house.
So in the end he lost a lung and just barely missed his heart, but is still alive."
They should have just let his dumbass eat shit and die.
- FFL -
- Lion Vs Midgets!
- Grocery Store Wars!!!!
and Furious comic.
- The baby is kinda funny.
Nukem style game.
GUYZ! Buy nothing!
- Go figure...
- Jerking your own adventure.
- Tara Reid likes
black men now.
She crapped her pants!
love to munch carpet.
red bull is for the gays.
very bad masturbation ideas.
on Lohan looking like a pencil.
buttholes! I'd tear that ass up!
someone should move that pole.
show clip. (The fake pee one)
likes banging chicks in body cast?
- Cash flow
generator and midgets. Sold.
government doesn't like black people.
dies jumping from Eiffel Tower.
Dynamite soundboard. (New one)
shit is bananas! (Holla back girl video)
a baby with a little baby. (Or something)
kind of American English do you speak?
testing on monkeys. Yep, animal cruelty.
- What the child porn is this?
That's just nasty.
that drunk getting fucked W.O.W clip?
- Someone send me a pass to this
site. (Huge titties)
- This may make
you turn your head sideways. (You know, like a dog)