» Doctor said I have downs.
posted on 05/16/05 by Opie
Yes, Yes, and yes... I know Entensity
hasn't been very good this month so far and that's really because the Internet
has nothing funny on it. I was pretty busy last week anyway, but this week is
Also if someone claims to be with Entensity in any game, messenger, or ANYTHING.
They are lying. I do play party poker though. (My user name is entensitynet)
read this story here.
Read it? Of course you didn't, you retard.
Well here's the video of what that story is referring too:
a close-up of the chick.
More Videos please and pass the cheese
The death card!
Why do girls so
shit like this?
I hate Star Trek, but this is funny.
SOAD said fuck on SNL. OHHHHHHH and AHHHHHHH.
WATCH OUT FOR THAT TIRE!
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over
the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.
The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger
seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went
through a red light".
After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was
red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was
almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was
She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and
the next intersection. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red
and they went on through.
So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just
ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!" Mildred
turned to her and said, "Oh shit, am I driving?"
Somebody's left out. (Can't spot it? Click
Possibly the best DAMN NIGGA yet. (Expect the original)
Gay boys 101.
What the hell is that guy doing in the back?
Apparently he's gay.
Maybe it's her husband.
Meet Satan's wife.
I'd do her upper left knee.
- FFL -
porn. I promise.
He takes a hit.
forbid it be a cat!
Gay Duo clips!
the black bastard?
- CAST A SPELL ON
- Um. Well
you've seen dumber.
worst hair styles of All-time.
Chappelle isn't crazy after all.
everyone criticize blacks?
- Black guys playing
fiddles. Bad ass.
rock David killed Goliath with."
this game you can shit on people.
- A gallery
of girls peeing outside. Yep..
aint for everybody. (Stand-up)
looks like some video editing to me.
don't understand this one. (ASIANish)
Osbourne needs a bra... Nevermind.
girl shooting a gun. I'll get the lotion.
bitch, go brush your teeth in my juice.
- Now this is what
the Internet should be for.
- Nice police
chase with video. (Shooting too)
- You wont
believe this. Another Britney wannabe.
Lohan must be getting a part on Lifetime.
case you haven't seen Reese Witherspoon naked.
- Good video
that shows how Nintendo has changed.
in wheelchairs are hot.. Especially retarded ones.
- I wonder how many confused stoners
have been here..
put the whole penis in your mouth! (The Sex Lady)
Niggers! I posted the site before, but this is a video.
bitches trying to have the INTERNET shut down.
actually looks like that dude from the movie "Mask".
» Short on this skery day.
posted on 05/13/05 by Opie
Since this post is really short, here's something nice...
This might make you horny.
KFC (KOREAN) Racist Commercial. (Why an African tribe!?)
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss one in
the air, then catch it in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked
a question, and as he turned to answer her, the peanut fell into his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded only in pushing it in deeper. His
wife tried to help, but after hours of trying they became worried and decided
to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came
home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date
said he could get the peanut out.
The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's
nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out.
The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that
it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something
Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's wonderful -
isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?" The father
replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law!"
- FFL -
- Cool Shit.
- Girls in
stuff from Heavy.
- Scooter jumping
at her pussy. Yikes!
by a moving bus. Haha.
Fu on your computer!
- A mothers
tale, by Barbie. Haha
Waldo? TEXT VERSION!
the man who really LOVES his car.
shit! I want a Game Genie. (Remember this?)
Reportedly Checks Into Facility" Damn it!
» If Hooters delivered, they'd
call it Knockers.
posted on 05/11/05 by Opie
FYI: You know that above was funny haha.
W.O.W = Big tittie alert.
This video goes with THIS story here.
Funniest shit of the day.
It's confirmed. That was a JUDO kick.
That looks like fun. Right?
Video of that sand storm.
Very stupid blonde joke
There were a blonde and a brunette driving and the brunette goes to the blonde"go
check my blinker!"
"Does it work?"
Yep, just a little bit.
Remember those old cartoons? (Think about it)
- FFL -
am I thirsty.
- Raven Riley Blog.
- Crazy college girls.
men's room monologue.
look... It says nigger.
- I want
sideburns like this!
Break girls are hot.
a bullet proof vest.
kind of porn is just weird.
- This Oakley watch is solid
still use my hand quite often.
Danza can't ride a go-kart.
a shit off the MGM Grand.
is pretty cool.. Pencil carving.
crazy ASIANS are at it again.
I hate WIGGER fucking idiots.
- This chick
looks like Sydney Moon.
carpool. (Clip from Adult swim)
- Just go get some head
- Roller blades
can't hurt just a little bit.
the hell is this gay shit all about?
Cook myspace. Probably horseshit.
trampoline game on THE INTERNET!
- I hate this
fucking frog, but this is pretty cool.
I know someone wont be watching this video.
- I will skull
fuck you! (Full Metal Jacket soundboard)
- Why make
a Pope card when you can make Jesus card?
- Dave's Daily... Funny, Strange,
Bizarre News and Pictures.
- Haha, check out the new Bud
Light bot. (On the main page)
that retarded talking Taco Hell dog? Here's some clips.
thing I noticed on this page were those huge titties she had.
Cream May Be Harmful For Face" Am I missing something?
Affleck is going to be a Daddy!.. Oh wait, I'll tell someone that gives a shit.
» Rappers aren't actors.
on 05/09/05 by Opie
Great Sports Montage video.
Great speaker commercial with a catchy beat.
Croc eating a gazelle.
I'd have some fun with these goats.
Stunt from the upcoming movie. Trailer in the FFL below.
After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys
to the mechanics any problem they had with the airplane during the flight. The
mechanics read and correct the problem, and then explain in writing on the lower
half of the form what remedial action was taken.
The pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said
that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance
problems submitted by QANTAS pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance
By the way, QANTAS is the only major airline that has never had an accident.
(P = The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = The solution and action taken by the engineer.)
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet-per-minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on
something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
IMA KICK YOUR ASS! Not until you turn your leg around.
Somebody isn't doing it right!
I'd be all over that like fag riding the pine.
I like her boobs. Anyone else?
Not another one...
Hello, I can't read anything but pictures.
"you need to get the snl skit series celebrity jeopardy, mainly the one with s
words in it. Haha so f'n funny"
Prime example of someone that doesn't know how to browse this site. I
have a whole section of funny shit
I wont even mention the archives section. Oh, wait... But this wasn't even read
so it doesn't matter if I keep going on about how much I masturbate everyday until
my palms bleed, because most of you aren't even reading this.
"OH LINKZ BELOW LOL!"
*PEE PANTS / SMELL HANDS*
- FFL -
- XXX babes.
- Funny News.
like this headline.
- Fight club
like cheese. (Group X)
spring break sluts.
of Hazzard trailer.
- Find a date in your state.
cursor games are fun.
foot isn't scary after all.
- Black people products
a doll... Then taping it!
men couldn't become extinct.
I bought a big black one!
think she's on a little something.
- Lasers that look
like dildos are funny.
a big ass firework. (48 inch shell)
bananas on bananas..? From the OC.
Martinez is pretty awesome on a bike.
This game is fucking awesome. ASIAN style.
you love to have been in this sand storm?
FUCK YEAH! (I had to repost this great shit)
it! I missed the dream date with Carmen Electra.
porn? I thought that's what Lifetime was for.
I want in return is to be breast fed" Oh god.. haha
Finally some poison (for ladies) for sale at Wal-mart.
on street bikes showing off, doing cool shit, and falling.
- Ugly kids don't
get any love? But that's coming from Canadians.
contact lenses seem like a load of horse shit.
» All the cool kids slit their
posted on 05/06/05 by Opie
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
WHAT IS THE GODDAMN ANSWER!?
I don't really need an answer guys.
Very funny SNL skit (More Cowbell!). (This is the whole thing)
I actually remember watching this a long time ago on AFV.
Yes, you're a dumbass.
That's a long ass dildo.
I'd slit my wrist if this was inside me. (WORM!)
When I take W.O.W down, this is what I get.
(Just an idea)
"I tried to download yesterdays W.O.W., but it kept saying that there was an error
and that the file was corrupted. Please figure a way for me to download it. PLEEEEEEASE????"
"I just got on from formatting my comp and I missed this weeks WoW. I
usually don;t mind, but this week she looks smokin in the picture. I don;t
know whether you can hook me up with a link so I can see it, but please do
if you can."
"Concerning the W.O.W. clip, can u please give me a url
to download it bcuzz i didnt have a chance to
yesterday, if it is not still uploaded to your server,
maybe you can send it through email? That girl looks
extremely hott! I need to watch that movie"
"I've just missed the Whack-Off Wednesday! [5/04/05]. could you please send it
"I enjoy your site. I get lot of kick from viewing all the material. If
possible if you could re-post this weeks WOW video clip. Just add this to
your popular demand list."
i missed it and she looks so hot...
where else can i get it."
"Entensity rocks man. Keep it up. I am a faithful supporter and even dough I got
some heavy ass spyware and few viruses from the links to the games I still like
the site and always share cool Niger jokes with friends. Anyway's I missed WOW
yesterday and I have all of them so far since I first discovered Entensity and
I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to meet Taylor. Please let me know where you got it
from or where can I get it, because if it is who I think it is I might have some
videos of her for you before she started doing porn. Hook a brother up. Thanx
Keep up the good work"
"Hey, I missed the W.O.W. on May 04 (started party early), and I was wondering
if you had a link to a website or could send it to me? thanks"
You're wasting your time.
Little carried away with the air brushing huh? (Notice anything odd?)
God forbid you lose your kids.
Uh.. Uh.. Hmm.
Old ass headline. But a good picture.
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- I'd do Cristal.
- Men in coats.
- Sexy Phun Girls.
- Raven Riley Blog.
shit it's bigfoot!
- Uh this site isn't normal.
some crazy T-shirts!
I'll need a lightsaber.
- Pretty cool dirtbike
eats out the driver girl.
that's a fucking crash.
(Yes, it's a game)
rubs the man juice on it's skin.
- Your mind is playing
tricks on you.
wish we had cheerleaders like this.
- What a great
prize in his cereal box.
Flintstones with Deniro and Pesci.
against the wall and spread em' babe!
what a surprise, another cam stripper.
try zapping your nuts and/or boobs.
wont fall asleep with this around your neck.
like teen spirit. (3rd video on bottom right)
- I didn't even
know Brad and Angelina were together.
shooting or something game. (Pretty good)
- Looks like Paypal finally
got that Save Toby scammer.
wouldn't mind shooting a hippopotamus over the net.
- No season 3 of Chappelle's
show until further notice. NOOOOOO!
- This riddle game has
been updated. (New stuff stars at level 4)
- Here's another
video of that subway girl. (She's dressing. 126mbs)
- Oh my
god. This so stupid it had me rolling. (I loved the cartwheel!)
posted on 05/04/05
W.O.W Meet Taylor.
Boy, does that look fun.
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.
The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife,
too. I can't find her, and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her.
What does she look like?" The second old guy says: "Well, she is 27-yrs-old, tall,
with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big bust, and is wearing short shorts. What
does your wife look like?"
To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours."
Jenna Bush's uh Bush.
- FFL -
- Sexy Video.
- XXX babes.
- Keyra's ass again.
- Wet and Wild teens.
CAN'T SEE SHIT!
bike racing game.
in the Supermarket.
- Tongue Joy. (Oral Vibrator)
of that retard in porn.
not a little Goatse fun?
likes yellow snowcones?
likes to shake her booty.
out this whore's mugshot.
- Don't do that to your
Mamma 2005. (Vote bitch!)
out this whore's mugshot.
Odor getting you down?
treasure finders arrested.
- I played
this fucking game to long.
know you grew up in the 80's If...
looking to get my hole used and abused."
- Makes me
want to go watch Demolition Man.
mistakes huge burrito for a weapon.
strike team shooting range. (The Shield)
many 12-year-olds could you beat up?
videos for girls. (I posted the boy ones)
goes on a rampage through a restaurant.
puts the lotion on it's skin. (With stripping action)
- Make your own
movie. (Posted a long time ago I think)
» So these four Mexicans are driving
posted on 05/02/05 by Opie
Two clips of Mitch Hedberg on Letterman.
Giving him Ups? Stupid ni...
SHE'S CHANGING CLOTHES!
A salesman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when he sees a Navajo man
hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, he stops the car and the
Navajo man climbs in.
During their small talk, the Navajo man glances surreptitiously at a brown bag
on the front seat between them.
"If you're wondering what's in the bag," offers the salesman, "it's a bottle of
wine. I got it for my wife."
The Navajo man is silent for awhile, nods several times and says, "Good trade."
Not a post without this right?
- FFL -
- Cam Whores.
this is fresh sushi.
- Celine gallery.
Star Wars 3 Kid.
Capri and a friend.
- I wanna be a
of a Meteor coming in.
guys wants some porn?
- Get fucked with INTERNET
found treasure in his backyard.
- The hardcore version
of True babes.
machine called "Your Turn".
clip of Tyson knocking out Berbick.
- Anyone watch
eats KFC in front of a KFC protest.
to suck your own dick. (You're gay)
- What the goddamn
hell kind of site is this?
- This site is pretty awesome.
Sorry didn't have time to go through all the submitted stuff. Next FFL and other
stuff will be quite huge.