» Early for Monday
posted on 05/15/06 by Opie
Here we go...BACK!
ATTENTION RETARDS WITH VIDEO PROBLEMS: If you have firefox you need to download the Windows Media plugins. I have the latest version and can see them fine.
Evolution dance. (This is really good)
ASIAN dogs or something..
American Racist messes with Mexicans again.
He's gay, not blind.
Looks like a fun race.
I love this video
When Jesus was put on the cross he looked down and he calls to peter, and peter tries to approach.
But the roman guards prevent him with violence, they blacken his eye and scuff him up pretty good
Jesus calls him again "Peter.." and peter cries "I'm coming lord!", and throws himself at the guards who beat him roughly and break his arm at which point he whimpers off.
Again Jesus calls to him, "Peter.." Peter yells to Christ "I'm coming!" , then throws himself at the guards again.
Putting up a vicious struggle, but not laying a hand of violence on the guards.
Finally they consent and let him pass.. and peter.. his broken arm.. badly badly bruised and slashed makes it before Jesus and kneels and says "I am here father what is it that you want of me?".
Jesus: "Peter, I can see your house from here."
- FFL -
- Dutch Model.
- Tits for tots.
- Gummy Boobs.
- Karen and Kate
- Vintage cartoons.
- I like thems boobs.
- Get your rocks off.
- Best free iPod site!
- What a cool name.
- Beer League trailer.
- Race car explosion.
- Dirty chest cushions.
- Great Mad TV spoof.
- Lesbian T-shirt babes.
- Brunettes are hot too.
- Three crazy teen lolitas.
- Dildos bring fun for girls.
- 200 trillion dollar phone bill.
- Check out this little hottie.
- Search for your Ancestors.
- Why hello there crazy people.
- Just go ahead and kill yourself.
- The assault on Saddam's sons.
- New Superman Returns trailer.
- Mrs. New Booty shows cooch.
- Nicole Kidman's June wedding?
- That snake is going to bite you.
- Scarlett Johansson's tantric sex.
- This movie is going to be stupid.
- Ever see a transparent butterfly?
- I bet some of you spank it to this.
- Hey girl, please lose some weight.
- Coolest bridge ever (Grand Canyon).
- It starts getting tricky at level eight.
- You're not ugly, you're a stupid cunt.
- I've never seen boobs start from the neck.
- If you don't know what the Blue Angels are...
- A full body shaver for guys. (No cuts either, hooray)
» Don't call a girl a cunt.
posted on 05/10/06 by Opie
Should almost be Whack off Thursday, huh? (Sorry, a lot going on this week)
Next week post should go back to normal (and normal times)
More Vidz Note the cool "z"
You will laugh.
Supposedly Billy Banks being knocked out.
Cheating death is fun
A little lizard is walking through the rain forest and see's a koala in a gum tree doing something.
The lizard says, "Hey you! What are you doing?". The koala says, "I'm smoking a joint, come up and have some."
The little lizard climbs up and does just that. The two of them talk a bit and smoke a few J's.
The lizard says to the koala, "I'm so thirsty, I'm gonna' go down to the riva' and have some water."
He goes down to the river, but he's so fucked up he falls in, and floats down stream a bit.
A crocodile see's this and helps him to the bank and asks, "What the hell is wrong with you mate?"
The little lizard explains he smoked some joints with the koala in the gum tree.
The croc says' "I'm gonna check this out."
The croc finds his way to the gum tree and says,"Hey you...." and the koala looks down and says," Fuuuuuck maaaaannn!! How much water did you DRINK!!!".
- FFL -
- X-men 3 clip.
- When pigs fly.
- Big ass titties.
- Nice little butt.
- French Maid clip.
- One word, incest.
- If you like free porn...
- Soda can in the butt.
- Bin Laden was a hippie.
- No more All you can eat.
- A real Vampire Slayer kit.
- I like the foil in his mouth.
- The cat knocked itself out.
- James Bond teaser trailer.
- How to touch those boobs.
- Amateur Karma Sutra couple.
- Classic Jerry Springer material.
- Kill each other with your bow.
- Why would you eat somebody?
- I would like to see those titties.
- He proved my point on ASIANS.
- Building your own Mercedes SLR.
- Only guys are attending this site.
- Died after failed suicide attempt?
- Remember the "Princess" episodes.
- Be with your MILF on Mother's Day.
- 10 bucks says they were black boys.
- That sack has been around all season.
- Behind the Music that Sucks: The I Pod
- Don't fuck with people that handle your food.
- Every woman should show their tits.. On command.
» Shitty post 101
posted on 05/08/06 by Opie
Almost done, you crackheads
Sorry so short guys, Again. (Busy weekend)
Tom Hanks on SNL.
Not sure if this is real. (Edit, it's fake - note the penis haha)
So stupid, you might laugh
So this trucker is driving through Alabama hauling a load of black bowling balls. While on the way two black kids are trying to hitch a ride and one of them has a bike.
He pulls over and tells them they can have a ride but they have to hop in the trailer since picking up hitch hikers is illegal so they jump in the trailer.
As he gets to the Florida border he goes to the weigh station in which one of the deputies says "hey do you mind if I inspect your cargo?"
The trucker says "sure".......only he just remembers that the kids are still in the back, hoping the cop won't notice.
All of a sudden the deputy runs back, screams to the driver ''TURN AROUND!!! TURN AROUND NOW!!!!!!".....the driver in a panic does.
After hearing the screaming the Sheriff walks over and asks the deputy "WTF was that all about?" To which the deputy replies "That guy was carrying a truck full of nigger eggs, two of them hatched and one already stole a bike!"
- FFL -
- Bad Nanny.
- Wild wild west.
- "Hidden camera".
- The death psychic.
- R Kelly golden shower.
- Big Brother sex tape 1.
- Big Brother sex tape 2.
- Chris angel tricks police.
- Charlize Theron gets wet.
- Carwash and soapy titties.
- Sky diving topless.. Inside.
- Damn, look at these titties.
- He threw his bat at the ump.
- Victoria Secret with Heidi Klum.
- These are some good sand castles.
- That cyclops cat is going on display.
- Lose the training-wheels to impress me.
- Putting the Hetero back in Meterosexual.
posted on 05/05/06 by Opie
Mock of United 93. (FUN-NAY)
Not sure how he pulled that off.
He had no brakes!
Yay for college people.
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him out of ten million bucks; his bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit, and the reason he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million bucks is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper’s temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Damn, it's dark in here.
Which one is the Quarterback?
Who takes these pictures?
Not sure what's wrong with him...
- FFL - Sorry so short
- Chasing tail.
- Sharks can fly.
- Art on dirty cars.
- ASIAN threesome.
- Last name: Slutz.
- A "forever" stamp.
- Busty ASIAN chick.
- That's an old body.
- I don't see any alien.
- Amazon shows boobies.
- Funny wedding moments.
- 98 cents a gallon for gas.
- So this is who sings that song.
- Yeah, take that gold dress off.
- 10 minute amateur couple clip.
- Playboy not welcome in Indonesia.
- The tank chair is fucking awesome.
- The frog, the princess and the condom.
- Angelina Jolie is buying her own country.
- God I hate white people (including myself).
» Here I go.
posted on 05/03/06 by Opie
What a way to show your stonerness on TV.
Listen to the black guy.
Brittany Andrews household hints.
Here is the guaranteed cure for ants. Get a pound of black powder, or pyrodex, and pour some out around each ant hill and walk away...
Come back in a couple of days, it will be gone, pour some more out, and walk away...
Repeat this several times. When "I did it I" went through almost the whole pound.
Now, get some smokeless powder, pour it into the ant hill and then make a line all the way back to someplace safe to stand.
The yard will lift and settle, you will see dirt fly up out of about a dozen little anthills you did not know were there, and that is the end of the ants.
You see, ant physiology is such that whatever is small enough for them to carry, they will take into their colony.
That, combined with the extremely fast burn rate of black powder, does the trick, the smokeless stuff is just a fuse.
God forbid the "blacks" do something like this.
- FFL -
- Great titties.
- Maxim chick.
- Massages 101.
- Good anal scene.
- Zombie gangbang.
- Now this is a party.
- Glued to the toilet.
- That deer is talking.
- Fun on the escalator.
- What the hell is this..
- 2nd clip down. Watch it.
- The weight of Ms. Lohan.
- Riding it in the office chair.
- How to Make a Girl Dump You.
- Some very cool 3D animation.
- He is better than David Blaine.
- Angelina Jolie, "You are beautiful".
- Identify these people and get paid.
- Stacey in the kitchen. (Nice booty)
- You're a bunny and you kill everything.
- Apparently today's youth are fucking idiots.
- Family Guy vs American Dad Kung Fu game.
- I hope this old bitch has money or something...
- Read some of the reviews for that Oozinator gun.
- Create your own 3D ideas, VIA GOOGLE FUCKING RULES.
- 80 people dress like Best Buy workers and the fun begins.
» Yay for May.
posted on 05/01/06 by Opie
C is for Cookie. (funny stuff)
Grab a lion by the tail.
Someone is going down.
A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it. I left before he finished the note.
About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate....
What he found.
That's right. Let them beat you... off.
- FFL -
- LSD stunts.
- Sex Science.
- Squirting girls.
- Playboy bunny.
- I like the boobs.
- Spit or Swallow?
- Anna Kournikova.
- Extreme knockouts.
- Sexy babe gets wet.
- Dangerous brunettes.
- She has a nice body.
- Russian hockey fight.
- If you like ass, then ta da.
- Is your reaction time good?
- The mustache tattoo trend.
- How to stop cutting your stupid self.
- Pacers and Pistons brawl. (Last year?)
- Carmen Electra and Victoria Silvestedt.
- The frog, the princess, and the condom.
- Somebody watched The Matrix to much.
- A lot of people will be going to Mexico.
- Check out this new Supersoaker... haha.
- Each game is 4 seconds long, pretty fun.
- Hockey players can get away with anything.
- Can't find the clit? (Her fingers are dirty too)
- Bad-ass car and you can change the colors.
- These twins are really weird. (Old interview)
- You have to find the clues. (Not a scare one)