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» Yay for Friday.. Boo for short post. posted on 06/10/05 by Opie



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Just like us huh.



Apparently, he doesn't want kids.



I haven't seen this one on TV yet. Weird.

And of course...



DAMN NIGGA!

- FFL -

- She Blows.
- Eliza Dushku.
- Dancing cop.
- Safe sex anyone?
- Mistress Shopping.
- Now this is wrestling.
- Sign up, then jack off.
- Lesbians are your friend.
- Pretty cool optical illusion.
- Lindsay Lohan boob song.
- Hot galleries of naked girls.
- I was hoping to see boobs.
- Tons of Mitch Hedberg quotes.
- Don't you like this gift? No. haha
- More of the naked ASIAN drummers.
- An effective NBA defensive maneuver.
- Another hottie stripping on her webcam.

(Yes, I know it's short, busy today.)



» Today is... posted on 06/08/05 by Opie



W.O.W time.

Vids bitch!



MTV Stunt Life part 2.



Get down. (GET IT?!)



Uh oh.. Cops beat up a black guy.



These guys are great.

Riddle

This riddle must be done IN YOUR HEAD, you know that thing on your shoulders.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000.
Now add 30. And another 1000.
Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.
What is the total?

Answer at the bottom of this post

IMAGES



Best spoof ever.



DAMN NIGGA!



No biting with braces.



It says penis.



I just feel into this pole.

- FFL -

- Pervert.
- Sexy Girl.
- Urban Golf.
- Sexy Links.
- Sex Causes…
- Lifeguard Betty.
- Goatse's cosins?
- Wild pussy eating.
- Sexy Music Video.
- Bare knucle fights!
- Sexy teen galleries.
- Donkey Punch shirt!
- Nice drawing there.
- Liv Tyler is naughty.
- Shit.. What a cool pet.
- UPS made a boo boo.
- Hot teens want some.
- Wardrobe Malfunction.
- The best FREE porn site.
- Bas Ass Street Racing Videos.
- This fetish is the worst by far.
- One-armed guy climed Everest.
- US customs guys are so clever.
- This ride is bad ass on a scooter.
- 80 year old ran a prostitution ring.
- How many guys would wear this?
- I'd throw rocks and mables at her.
- Had 51 tropical species up her dress.
- Put eight queens on the chess board.
- Nevermind the story. Look at that guy.
- Answer this riddle thingy. Pretty easy.
- Nothing but a hot girl standing by a car.
- Make subliminal messages work for you.
- TONS of car videos for you to download.
- Do you guys remember that Lite-Brite thing?
- Penis work-outs? Go sit on your thumb hippy.
- Watch the bottom right video. (Oh, she's naked)
- Classic: I really hate this fat fuck. He's like 27 too.
- Stevie Wonder is a Dad again. No jokes would matter.
- Sound with Nelly and Stone Cold from The longest yard. haha
- Let's get this guy to WWEF..lmnop. (Same guy from clip up top)

Answer to the riddle

Did you get 5000? Way to go... most of us do, join the crowd!

But you know what? We're all wrong!

The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check it with a calculator or on paper.



» Mexicans in Texas posted on 06/05/05 by Opie



MTV True Life: Stunt Life part 1



Dane Cook talking about Restrooms.



Something neat-o is going to happen.



I like drums.

JOKE! WHO ACTUALLY READS THESE?

Three men die together in a bus accident and all of them go to hell. When they arrive they are greeted by Satan, who asks them, "What was your biggest sin?"

The first guy says, "I was an alcoholic, I would get plastered everyday and couldn't keep a job if my life depended on it." Satan leads the guy to a room with an enchanted bar that had every kind of alcohol known to man and locks the alcoholic in the room.

The second guy says, "I was a womanizer, I cheated on my wife and had sex with countless women." Satan leads him to a room filled with naked women and locks him in.

The third guy says, "I was a pot head. I would wake and bake, then continue smoking weed throughout the day till I went to sleep." Satan leads him to a room filled to the ceiling with high quality Afghani bud, locks him in and says to all three men, "I'll be back in 1000 years."

1000 years later, Satan opens up the alcoholic's door. The man comes out screaming, "I NEVER WANT TO SEE ALCOHOL AGAIN!!"

Then, Satan opens up the second man's door. The man runs out shouting, "I'M GAY! I'M GAY!!"

Finally, Satan opens up the stoner's door and sees the stoner sitting in the exact same position as 1000 years ago with none of the bud gone. The stoner looks up to Satan with tear-filled eyes and asks, "Got a light?"


Images?



DAMN NIGGA!



Homeless people doing something that's free.



He has two buttholes.



OK. Who fucked up?



I'd still hit it.



Save your e-mails, I don't know. He's ASIAN.



Gold star for him.



No ball in that hand.

- FFL -

- Boob Job.
- Music Babes.
- Auto Autopsy.
- Drivers wanted.
- Operation Urine.
- Star Wars Sucks.
- Is this a guy? Shim?
- XXX fun in the sun.
- Um. Try again please.
- Shoot the crazy frog.
- Free girls on webcam!
- Hot teens want some.
- World's strongest clown.
- HAY girls! Wear this shirt.
- These boobs look shopped.
- The Britney Spears downfall.
- Dancing midget fun. Good stuff.
- Mother Nature should've ate her.
- A very cool undersea restaurant.
- Legal threats against a torrent site.
- Apparently he's a bit on a gay side.
- The Dimebag shooting is on the INTERNET.
- I know where I'm taking my next vacation.
- Why didn't I have subs like this in school?
- If I see one person jumping, I will trip you.
- Breaking up newscasts all over the country.
- Let's see more of that ass in the background.
- You guys remember that CAM-X? Haha... Have fun!
- What happened to Ms. Lohan's body? (New pictures)
- Jessica Alba's see-thru dress at the MTV movies awards.
- "What'd you do this weekend?" Oh, I killed a guy with a.. stick.
- Rachel Stevens told me to touch my balls. Show me your titties.
- The "Hey Horn" would sell many more if it said "Hey Mutha fucka!".



» Little later that usual.. posted on 06/03/05 by Opie



The other two Larry Flynt clips!



Cops run over a guy.



Dane Cook on fighting.



Guys scares everyone. Good stuff.

The Most Functional English Word?

Well, it's SHIT... that's right, shit!

Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:

You can get shit-faced, Be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, Find a place for your shit, Or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between Shit and Shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shits creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit.

Or not do so, If you don't give a shit!

Well Shit, it's time for me to go.

Just wanted you to know that I do Give A Shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.

But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shithead........

Well, shit happens!

IMAGES!



Raise your hand if you'd do that. (ASIANS, put your goddamn hand down)



He has wood. HAHAHA... HAHAHA.. Yeah.



DAMN NIGGA!



Working hard? Most likely on break.



My own special touch. Ta da.



Here's that Brian Peppers guy.



Beer commercial?



HI-YA!

- FFL -

- Mean Video.
- Jessica Alba.
- Bizarre Babes.
- Catherine Bell.
- Drivers wanted.
- Super Hardcore.
- Raven Riley Blog
- New Stella clips.
- Hot blonde babe!
- XXX fun in the sun.
- Dogs trained on kids.
- Mallory strips on cam.
- What the hell is he doing.
- MacGyver Emergency Kit!
- That sure is a lot of pee pee.
- A Superman shirt for everyone.
- This Melissa chick is pretty hot.
- Mortal Kombat vs Street Fighter.
- Classic video of that annoying girl.
- How Canadians turn off their ringers.
- Why are those idiots bidding on this?
- A woman was tasered by police twice!
- Haha this is great. (Darth Vader alert)
- I wasn't invited to this party. Fuckers.
- Fan that got beat up at a Snoop Dogg concert.
- E-mail hurts your I.Q. This is a British study though.
- A flashlight that will never go out? Looks like a dildo.
- Anal toss ring. I guess gays will toss each other on it.
- Al-Quada guy beaten down by Afghan and US forces.



» Hey! Another month. posted on 06/01/05 by Opie



W.O.W = Big ass ASIAN titties.

Plug: If you like porn, go check out Stile's site

VIDEOS!



Over the Top came out Tuesday on DVD, here's a clip.



Two funny clips from The People VS Larry Flynt. (Two more Friday)



What the fuck are you doing..



That's just nasty, like someone I know named Ka..



Why would a guy do that?



Those dogs are crazy.

JOKE!

A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide.

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!

That's against the law! I'll lose my license... They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You can NOT have any cyanide!"

Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now... You didn't tell me you had a prescription".

IMAGES!!!



There she blows!



DAMN NIGGA!



Drink too much?



That looks like a whole bunch of fun.



She'll bite your fingers off.



Take that, you ASIAN.

- FFL -

- So Sexy.
- Hot Babe!
- Kissing Hotties.
- Hot juicy teens.
- Sexy Phun Girls.
- Hot waitresses!
- Classic: Ups girl.
- Wild pussy eating.
- This car can do a lot.
- Naughty cam whores.
- Crazy black girl alert.
- Two hot blondes. Yay?
- The milk has gone bad!
- Typical bitch. But clever.
- Dance like a white guy.
- Blind dates can be good.
- DVD quality porn movies.
- Hooly shit. It's a mermaid.
- World's oldest male stripper..
- If this isn't love then kill me.
- New War of the Worlds trailer.
- Ex FBI official is "Deep Throat".
- World's worst sports announcer.
- More liger pictures. Cool animal.
- Apparently they like girls peeing.
- Carmen Sandiego has BEEN FOUND!
- Need a hot date?.. IN YOUR STATE?
- People in politics must be retarded.
- Ohhh and it even has a tongue ring.
- Do people actually laugh at this shit?
- Katerina Hovorkova is very nice looking.
- Come onnnn wein.... Pretend I didn't type that.
- Measure your penis. I'm dying to know your size.
- Now if you touch girls, they'll shock the shit out of you.
- View the Milky Way at 10 million light years from the Earth.
- Like hangman but with a kangaroo. I lost on purpose a lot.
- "The Horniest Apes on Earth" No, not black people, yooou racist.
- I can finally make a mold of my penis, then chase midgets with it.


 

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