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Ta daaaaaaa posted on 07/15/04 by Opie

Really short, but well worth it today. Friday I'll have a lot of stuff for you fuckers to look at over the weekend.



Gena Lee Nolin sex tape shouldn't even be called a sex tape.
They need to study "the porn".


Here's the Jenna Lewis Sex Tape (Survivor chick). I got it down to 45 mbs and zipped it up.
The password is: billygoatjumpsrope

Also note that I'm going to let the bandwidth on this server run out on these files, so once it's used up that's it. (Unless someone else decides to host it for you)

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Somebody pissed in my cornflakes. posted on 07/13/04 by Opie

A girl asks her dad "Why am I called Rose?"
The father replies "Because a rose petal fell on your head when you were born"
Then her sister asks "Why am I called Lilly?"
The father replies "Because a lilly petal fell on your head when you were born"
Her brother says "ERTGTHREGERG£$%£$^£EGRD"
The father replies "Shut up cinderblock."



This black dude rules at CS. (Funny stuff)



Shake thems tittas!

Q and A

Q: How does a blind skydiver know he is about to hit the ground?
A: He feels slack in the leash.

Q: What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?
A: A refrigerator doesn't moan when you put meat in it.

Q: What do you call a black smurf?
A: Smigger

Q: What did Hitler tell the black Jew to do?
A: Get to the back of the oven!

Q: What does dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?
A: They both go down for the count.

Q: What os white, red, and can't turn around in corners?
A: A baby with a javelin through its head.

Q: What is the difference between a black guy and a Monkey?
A: Monkeys hang from trees by their tails.

Q: What sound does a rednecks truck make as he starts it up?
A: Run Nigga Nigga Nigga

You guys still havn't sent any white jokes worth a shit.



You figure this one out.



Dangerous game.



Who took that picture?.. Fucker could be helping.



Looks like a very fun game!



Not sure, but it looks like two dudes..



Tropicana uses magics.



Nice keyboard.

A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news and worse news'.
'Oh dear, what's the bad news?' asks the patient.
The doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'.
'That's terrible', said the patient. 'How can the news possibly be worse?'
The doctor replies, 'I've been trying to contact you since yesterday'.

- FFL -

- What the hell..
- Bald Stars!!!!
- Ah what the fuck!
- China no like potter.
- What a dumb sport.
- Excuse me while I go puke.
- Wet T-shirt contest game.
- OH HAHAHA! THEY GOT ME HAHAhaha....
- Remember her? Yes, you are still a whore.
- Old fantasy fest pictures, still boner time.
- A bunch of free porn videos. Don't accept that license shit.

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Silly Penguins posted on 07/12/04 by Opie

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This guy beats Half-life in 45 minutes. (128mbs, use a Download Manager)


Q and A

Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the shit out of their dogs!

Q:Why do black people eat tootsie rolls with a fork?
A: So they don't bite their fingers.

Q. Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A. The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.



Ok, this will make up for the cat video!



Must be pointing to Canada.



I don't know.



The dude with the "LOL" sign made it 10x better.



Upside down pictures are funny.

A dog went into a telegram office and said, "I would like to send a telegram." The operator said, "Fine, what would you like to send?" and the dog said, "Woof woof, woof, woof woof." And the operator said, "You know for the same amount of money, you can put another woof on there."

And the dog said, "But that would make no sense at all."



Must be a "special" school.



Racism in baseball is cool beans watermelon.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Plugs: Go to this site. and This one.

- FFL -

- Nude Twister.
- I'll just shut up.
- Let's burn her.
- Birds are dumb.
- This is shopped.
- Crazy Molecules.
- Actual porn here.
- Girls on webcams
- What a crazy kid.
- Tons of naked girls.
- This game is crazy!
- That's a lot of gum.
- Another lame fetish.
- Roboho is kinda hot.
- Rat in the pc.. UH OH!
- It's music and a game!
- The Jessica simpson-izer.
- Girls cost a lot of money.
- Damn, Dr. Pepper is crazy.
- Oh God no.. Bad invention.
- I always knew she was hot.
- So neat, it's worth a re-post.
- Video of a lot of stupid ricers.
- Hmm that looks very un-tasty.
- So does this drink make you gay?
- Check out Kerry and his woman.
- That just looks weird and short..
- Um.. so is this legal? (Bestiality?)
- Hunt for Hoffman.. With Mary Kate.
- Ferrari is hot, no not the stupid car.
- Britney's bobbie popped out like Janet!
- Someone should name their kid lifetime.
- Britney in a bikini.. YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!..
- Something isn't right about this product.
- What the hell is this kid doing. (Asian alert)
- Day after the party. Some of these are new.
- Avril is still ugly, so this page doesn't matter.
- Measure your penis with shit around the house.
- Well I for one know that this story will have zero affect on you.
- I would prefer someone that doesn't have a bird nest on their head..
- Tyson has always been a bum. (Be sure to check out the pictures under it)

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Here kitty kitty posted on 07/09/04 by Opie



Here's that Cameron Diaz vid the media is barking at.
(Just a preview, not putting up the whole vid yet)

- Story is here.

Quick today because my sister is getting married, a lot going on. Meow.

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Come onnnn tittie. posted on 07/08/04 by Opie


You know after posting that stupid cat video I've never had such a fuss/support over one single video. I was going to just go about my normal schedule, but I couldn't resist... (Rare rant alert)

Examples from INTERNET PEOPLE:

HAHAHA IRAQI KIDS DIEING!!!!!"

"Oh no a cat burned alive! NOOOOOO!!!!!! GOD NO."

"HAHA! LOOK PETE.. US SOLDIERS RAPING PRISONERS, THEY GOT WHAT THE DESERVED! THOSE SANDNIGGERS!"

"*Sniff Sniff* OH Billy, an American Beheaded. We didn't deserve this."


I really don't get some of you. I'm know I'm not all there, but at least I can admit it with this really neat typing method.

Maybe we'll see this clip on 20/20 next week. AND MAYBE those cats that donate themselves to science for dissection will participate.

Hell, we could just head over to ASIAN and eat a kitty for breakfast.

I like animals and all (even though I can't stand cats) it still wasn't right on the video, yet I find myself cracking up over all the "controversy" over one cat. I'm going to go ask Bob Barker what he thinks and what you think of this little edit here. You can't really tell what it is, but the music rules.
(Save your hatemail I don't even read it)

P.S. If you don't catch the sarcasm on this site (which is most of it) you shouldn't be here.

ANYWAY ENOUGH OF THAT SHIT - LET'S GET TO THE REAL SHITS AND GIGGLES! (More images and stuff tomorrow)


I watched Euro trip for the first time the other day and the new e-mail notification on it was funny as hell.

So if you want to be cool like them and me here's the file: (right click and save me) and here's some...

INSTRUCTIONS!.. for pc retard-Os.. (Which is 60% of the Internet)

Jacked from google

For Windows XP (probably others too)

1) Download and put in your C:/WINDOWS/Media folder.
2) Then goto START / Control Panel / Sounds and Audio Devices
3) Click the Sounds tab.
4) Scroll down to where it says "New Mail Notification" and highlight it and click the browse next to it.
5) Browse to the C:/WINDOWS/Media folder and click on the "mail_muthafucka.wav" file and click OK.

For Mac:

1) In mail, go to Mail > Preferences > General
2) Go to the drop down for "New Mail Sound" and select add.



Saddam is funny now.

A stoner walks into a 7-11 and asks the clerk, "Got any weed?"

The clerk responds, "Hell no, you damn stoner."

The next day the stoner returns he asks the clerk, "Got any weed?"

The clerk outraged, smashes the stoners head on the counter and says, "Look you stoner, if you come in here and ask if I got weed one more time I will nail your feet to the floor."

So.. the next the day the stoner walks in and asks the clerk, "Got any nails?"

The clerk says, "No."

So the stoner asks, "Got any weed?"

- FFL -

- Crime Library!
- Pets or Food?
- What a nut bag.
- Women drivers...
- Ha, only in Canada.
- Dress em' up boys!
- Neat-O circle game.
- What's that you say?
- Dog toy or Marital Aid.
- Look how cool Jason is.
- The top image sums it up.
- Dogs fighting to the death!
- Check out the date on this.
- All right I was wrong, he wins.
- Haha, these guys have boobs.
- Porn, yes a sponser, so go now.
- That Outkast song is really stupid.
- Hey girls, still want breast implants?
- Haha more of those Spiderman comics.
- Eat your pudding and shut the fuck up.
- Not sure what the hell this is all about.
- Awesome, I wish I could have been there.
- Well those titties don't look that bad. I like.
- Now you can see the clip of that Fox slip.
- Must suck having balls fly at your face. Hmm..
- HOLY SHIT IT KILLED A DOG, RUN MR. KANGAROO RUN!

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Holiday is over, so back to the goods posted on 07/07/04 by Opie



This is very graphic, idiots setting a cat on fire. *Edited*

For the whole vid click here

Edit You it's funny how people will laugh at some guy getting killed, BUT GOD FORBID A FUCKING CAT GETTING BURNED!

Things you should know about this:

1)Don't show your dog this.
2)Don't be stupid and do this.
3)Don't post as me in the comments.
4)You should that these fucks were Russian or something. (Going by the accent)
5)Don't threaten me. I've heard it all.
6)Don't blame me for making you watch it, I can't hold your hand on the internet.
7)I don't support, I just post what is sent in and you know if it was an Iraqi person you would do cart-wheels in your room. If that is the case you are dumber than the people that shot the video.

Oops , I just checked with my datacenter and they said it would probably be best to take it down, so I edited it. Next week a poor defenseless Iraqi child! Oh wait a second...

Celebrity AIM Conversation

Stevie Wonder: ::.:..: :. ::. :..:::
Michael J Fox: alsdi skdns ioe kdns



This one doesn't need a caption.

Q and A

Q. What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A. See you next month

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: In a catalog.

Q: How do u get a retard to kill itself??
A: You give him a knife and ask him who's special.

Q: What do you call a black guy behind bars?
A: Anything you want.

Q: What's pink, bubbly and scratches at the window?
A: Baby in the microwave.

Q: Why are black people like sperm?
A: Because only one out of a million work.

Q: How do you keep a black man out of your back yard?
A: Hang one in the front.

Q. What do you call a mix between a Vietnamese person and a Black person?
A. Vinegar.

Q: What is the only snuff video more viewed than the Nick Berg Decapitation?
A: Mel Gibson's The Passion.

Plug-a-ders: Dirty Downloads and That darn Paris vid is somewhere on this site.



I like to car-pool.

- FFL -

- HUH?
- My eyes!
- I'm not sure.
- Rodney's brother?
- People are weird.
- Asian talk IS weird.
- Crackheads? Nah..
- This is a joke right?
- Online Poker. Cool.
- Rock, Paper, Saddam.
- Fuck you Mom, get out.
- I hate stupid products.
- Come suck my tittie kids!
- Don't you just love these?
- Here you guys go!!!!!!!!!
- Spiderman 2... Lego style.
- This bitch needs to shave.
- Fire is fun to play with huh?
- I kinda like these, Am I gay?
- Check out people's wounds.
- Crazy flash alert #2004756.
- Group X prank.. Good stuff.
- What's going on over here?
- Little game to keep you busy.
- She's bad and maybe a mama.
- I actually like this piano player.
- Need help pulling the trigger?
- Why did Tara get a boobie job?
- Damn it! I really wanted to see.
- Screen caps of naked celebrities.
- Fucking machines. (Demos of each)
- 4 thumbs down! "Let's party" haha
- Somebody is getting a little angry.
- I think this old lady needs a helmet.
- A TV in the fridge. Great for fat fucks.
- I must be stupid, because I don't get this.
- Need to stop whoopin' your coon? [/hick]
- Hell yes, more terms for wankin' your wang.
- A very accurate suicide quiz, No it really is.
- "Right click and save target as" (Jordan C. clip)
- How is it possible to be arrested this many times?
- Kill some Canadians and only get fined 6 grand? Hmmm...
- Just watch it, you probably can't without grabbing your toe.
- This guy can get out of tickets! (Skip over to around 10 minutes)
- Here's more pictures of the teacher that had sex with the kid. (Click next for the others)

384 comments
4th of poon-ly posted on 07/04/04 by Opie



Happy 4th.

Read the updates on the right side for new stuff added (seriously this time)

E-HA EDIT I enjoyed my time off a bit much and didn't have time to go through anything submitted, I'll make it up to ya tomorrow though.

195 comments
Grrrrrrrrrrr.. meow. posted on 07/02/04 by Opie

Cool Message from dork: Get used to Friday's post a little later than usual, today was really late because I had to work over. I'll also have a little something on Sunday for ya (which is rare for a weekend post)..

P.S. Going to do that archiving and such in a few. Work has been all gayed up.



She's a witch! Pure magic or something..

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and there like "Do you wanna trade cards?" Damn Right lets trade some cards, I'll trade you, but not my charizard.
- How gay was that?

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Q and A

Q: Why do black people pat their head instead of scratching it?
A: Fuck if I know.

Q: How did Tiger woods get his first name?
A: He's half THAI and half nigGER.

Q: How do you make a baby drink?
A: Put it in a blender.

Q: What's better than 8 babies in a trash can?
A: One baby in 8 trash cans.



Mine.



I should watch the news more often.



Whoa! Cat! Secured! 10-4.



What is that on the left?



Do we like Jessica that much? Tools.

- FFL -

- I like boobs.
- Chicks dig scars.
- What, no Ups one?
- Very... uninteresting.
- I'll take those pennies.
- I remember this nutbag.
- The turd word of today is.
- Cool, more airplane homes.
- Holy shit! What a great way to hunt.
- Here's some more of that Jordan chick.
- I've been thinking about killing myself lately.
- I'm not going to even touch the jokes here.
- Pretty stupid thing. Not sure how long it goes.
- My drunk ass needs one of these for the sheets.
- Goddamn, was the driver trying to fly or something?
- I see a bunch of e-viewers in her future e-mailing her.
- Not really sure what the hell it is, but she's kinda hott.
- Drink up, BE MERRY. (Incredible Hulk.. hint hint Rhonda)

96 comments
Bed wetting fetish right here. posted on 07/01/04 by Opie



Anyone know what this is? (Bee of some sort)

Logs

[_kr4m3r] so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
[foniks`] heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
[foniks`] and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
[foniks`] whatd u think they'd say?
[FoSZoR bg] something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

[NES] lol
[NES] I download something from Napster
[NES] And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
[NES] I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
[NES] "getting my song back fucker"



You see that right?

Q and A

Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: What's the best part about spinning a baby around a clothes line?
A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?
A: Lefty!

Q: Why did God create the yeast infection?
A: So women could know what it's like living with an irritating cunt too.

Q: How do you know if an Asian robbed your house?
A: Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Q: What does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What's the one thing a black guy can't win?
A: Employee of the Month.

Q: What do you call a cracked out black guy running from the cops because he just got done raping a white girl?
A: Normal.

Q: Whats black, brown, and looks good on a black guy?
A: A rottweiler.

Q: What do you do if an epileptic person has a seizure in your bath tub?
A: Throw in the laundry.

Q: What do you call a mexican laying naked in the dirt?
A: Camouflage.

- FFL -

- Butt plugs?
- He's gay!!!!
- Nigga please.
- Look. Porn.
- What... the fuck.
- Crazy flash 101.
- How cool is this?
- Big ass tittas!!!!!!!
- Um, a DVD rewinder?
- Mario kicks major ass.
- Heightmax is horseshit.
- Princeton is so helpful.
- Hell yes, buy me sheep.
- Come onnnnnnnn tittie 3.
- Hide being a Ninja? No way.
- Awww lifetime channel style.
- She sure is fast with those cups.
- Mmmmmmmm I'd so hit it. thrice.
- Oh baby shave that pussy! Idiots..
- You guys like this Jordan Capri girl?
- Erotic cakes!! I like to have sex with the boob ones.
- This teacher is very hot, watch the vid and note the camera man talking towards the end.

Last month's post will be uploaded this afternoon when I get home.

Also in tomorrow's post look out for some more ex pictures.(There's quite a few) Plus other goofy shit.

That is all.

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