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AHHHHHHH... ahhhhh posted on 07/27/05 by Opie



W.O.W = Hot body and stuff.



What can brown do for you?



Those tourettes guy videos.

Some of these are funny

Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus. Recently, biblical scholars had a heated debate on this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence:

Evidence Jesus Was Mexican
# His first name was Jesus.
# He was bilingual.
# He was always being harassed by the authorities.

Evidence Jesus Was Black
# He called everybody "brother."
# He liked gospel.
# He couldn't get a fair trial.

Evidence Jesus Was Jewish
# He went into his father's business.
# He lived at home until he was 33.
# He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

Evidence Jesus Was Italian
# He talked with his hands.
# He had wine with every meal.
# He used olive oil.

Evidence Jesus Was A Californian
# He never cut his hair.
# He walked around barefoot.
# He started a new religion.

Evidence Jesus Was Irish
# He never got married.
# He was always telling stories.
# He loved green pastures.

Evidence Jesus Was A Woman
# He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
# He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
# Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.



Stupid dog.

- FFL -

- Perfect Boobs.
- Orgasmatron.
- Niger raped? No.
- Baseball Sucks.
- Naked girl galleries.
- Little driving game.
- What a horse's ass.
- Fun shooting game.
- How to keep nerds cool.
- Find a date in your state.
- You niggas ain't real. haha
- This game will piss you off.
- What in the goddamn hell...
- Check out Bin Laden's niece.
- Chug a whole bottle of wine.
- Little cutie showing her goods.
- Dead bugs make my butt wet.
- Ancient cock unearthed in cave.
- Three girls on a webcam. Uh oh.
- Watch out for the naked tickler!
- A book better than Harry Potter.
- You wish your Mom was like this.
- Did she fall off a truck onto a gravel road?
- See a cartoon male/female strip. Very stupid.
- Have fun. (To change click "Google Logo Maker")
- Samurai Asshole. Great/funny game, posted months ago.



Here I be. posted on 07/25/05 by Opie



Great prank. (They wrote their own words)



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha



Damn Nigga!



Maybe they won or something...



Boner?



Yep.



Good fishing.

Good Story

Okay so I get on the train, I sit in a 3 seater by the window...there are a bunch of other seats open or whatever and this family of 4 comes and 2 of them sit with me and 2 sit next to them in the 2 seater...

Which boggles my mind because they could have easily taken 2 2 seaters and left an open space on the 3 seater with me but no, they had to be jerks....so anyway, this guy gets in and spills his coke all over my pants and shirt....

So I go "what the fuck" not even in a threatening way or anything, just by surprise because my head was facing the other way....

So the guy goes "apologize" and I go "excuse me?" and he goes "apologize for cursing in front of my two kids or I'll get the train conductor to kick you off the train"

And I go "well buddy, maybe if you were paying attention to where you were putting your FUCKING coke, I would have said FUCK in front of your FUCKING children"

At this point the guy is basically in my face and his girl screams "daddy make the stupid boy leave" and I go "yeah, make me leave daddy" and he was like "come on kids, lets get out of here" and as they were walking away the guy tells me to learn some manners.

I see his daughter is holding a harry potter book in her hand I go "tell your daughter that dumbledore dies on page 606" and immediately this like 13 year old girl bursts into tears and soon after her older looking brother did too the dad was speechless and walked away.

- FFL -

- Bad sex.
- Orgasm?
- Ipod flea.
- Sexy Girls.
- Frog orgy.
- Bull strips man.
- Police brutality.
- Just push play.
- Big screen boobs.
- Cow curling game.
- Ohhh rabbit fetish.
- Crissy Moran is hot.
- Poo flags are crazy!
- Hello Miss hottie girl.
- Neat-O crash video.
- Virtual Free HIV Test!
- Mr. T video freakouts.
- Bad car and bike wreck.
- Glowing breast implants.
- "Myspace" was sold cracka!
- Strippers pulled over by cops.
- My son was gay, so I killed him.
- A game that will kill time for ya.
- I didn't know Santa Claus died..
- Always have a green traffic light.
- Just read the headline. That's all.
- Some lady grew a penis. How neat.
- Nicole Kidman talks for a half million.
- The date is old, but still funny stuff.
- Real ants living in a transparent gel..
- Ignorant isn't even the word for this.
- NIGER BABE LOOKING FOR FRIENDSHIP!
- Pizza incoming/prank calls. (Funny stuff)
- Fun cannon/tank/castle/naked nun game.
- Check out the Optimus keyboard. (Very cool)
- Unscramble the words.. I suck at these games.
- Now girls can masturbate to their favorite song.
- I guess this ASIAN gun will make your titties bigger.
- I think this could W.O.W material. Whatcha think?
- I always wanted to be penpals with a big black pirate.
- Sexy predictable surprise. Kind of rules out surprise huh?
- Picture five looks like that Star wars thing Jar Jar. (Can you see it?)

Notes:

1) I might start going through the latest forum members.
2) Midgets do not like fire.



la la posted on 07/20/05 by Opie



W.O.W = Latino Heeeat



You girls are crazy. (Waxing)

Stupid blonde joke!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, Please come over here and Help me.

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.

He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no atter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." he sighed...

Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.

Images



Come to me!



Cam people are dumb.



Damn Nigga! Is right.



Hmm.. I wonder..



Gay.



Uh oh.



I bet it hurt.



Not his car.

- FFL -

Coming this afternoon.

Edit: Got drunk on day off, will have double FFL Friday or Saturday. Sorry suckas!



Pop tarts and gum posted on 07/18/05 by Opie



Dumbass.



Good old fashion porn.



Crazy helicopter crash.



The pool is not there.

TEN SIGNS YOU ARE NON - COMMUNICATIVE

* When you phone somebody, you're hoping to get their voice mail.
* You never ask anyone a question, because you have no interest in their answer.
* When you have a passenger in the car , you turn the stereo up as loud as you can.
* You spend a lot of time in the garage alone.
* When you have something to say , you speak loudly without taking a pause and quickly leave the room.
* E-mail is your favorite method of communicating because you can say whatever you want without interruption and then delete the reply without reading it.
* When you come upon someone walking in the street, instead of saying "Good Morning"you pretend to see something important in the distance and start running towards it.
* Your office phone has been set on Voice Mail since 1991.
* On the rare occasion when you send greeting cards, you don't sign them.
* You wear headphones that aren't plugged into anything.

Images!



DAMN NIGGA!

More images in the next post.

- FFL -

- Cute girl.
- Get Laid!
- Sexy Babes.
- XXXposed babes.
- No sex with horses.
- Blonde with a dildo.
- Quail shooting game.
- Fishing is dangerous.
- That damn ball game.
- Shot by roman candle.
- At least he never quit.
- Stupid Harry Potter fan.
- Vida Guerra photoshoot.
- Niger Trigger? Do what?
- Damn, this chick is really hot.
- A game with that stupid frog.
- Somewhat fun shooting game.
- I think this guy practiced a lot.
- Hey, this one actually gets naked.
- Spoiled Harry Potter at a bookstore.
- Michael Jackson's chocolate factory.
- Forehead inflation looks kind of dumb.
- "Blowing a piston through his forearm."
- Soldier puts a camel spider in his mouth.
- Something sure is bouncing around here.
- Now these are awesome sand sculptures.
- Pregnant animal pictures ARE ALWAYS FUN.



.....-.... posted on 07/15/05 by Opie



This is hilarious. You just have to watch.



Could this be a white David Blaine?



I like the Jam Cam.



FIGHT!!!

JOKE!

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the heck is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."

Images!



Damn Nigga!



Gonna get ya!



She's a fan.



Hooray for these.



Moses?



How crazy is that?



Someone throw a dart at him.



Too much sun woman.

ANOTHER JOKE AHHHHH!!!!!!!1111

This couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.

He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up.

You could surprise me." For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

- FFL -

- Kid fight.
- Hot babe.
- Crazy girl.
- Juicy teens.
- Porno Puzzle.
- Boob Bounce.
- Earth erotica.
- ASIAN bitch slap!
- Hamburger magic.
- Try this game out.
- What a horse's ass.
- Ex's fighting with pain.
- I call bullshit on this one.
- Bodies fall out of cars in Texas.
- Yeahhh.. I stole boobs last weekend.
- Someone told me there be hot girls here.
- The wheel feel on the motorcycle. Then...
- Video of Danny Way jumping the Great Wall.
- I must be the only one who hates Harry Potter.
- Don't fuck a whore in New Zealand without a condom.
- Check out this swamp donkey. (Look at all 6 dumbass.)
- Everyone go play the passing out game. Oh, I mean don't.

You guys are slacking on the FFL. Send more in!




Si.. Si... Six inch meatball posted on 07/13/05 by Opie

Didn't think it was possible to studder on the Internet did ya?



W.O.W

Q and A

Q: What is the first sign of AIDS?
A: A Queer pounding in your ass.

Q: What do u call cheese that is not yours....
A: NATCHO CHEESE.

Q: What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing?
A: Neverland ranch.

Q: Why is it funny that blacks say "Yo Yo" a lot?
A: Yo-Yo's hang from strings.

Q: What did Hitler hate finding in his treasure chest?
A: Jewels!

Q: What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A: A brunette.

Q: Why aren't there any mexicans in Canada?
A: They can't run that far.

Little - FFL -

- Boob grab.
- ASIAN boobs!
- Britney Spears.
- Cool driving game.
- UFC arm break. POP!
- Check out these tires.
- What a cool last name.
- Nice little blonde I'd do.
- Great quality porn DVDs.
- Bruce Lee training video.
- How women get pregnant.
- What a great place for a phone.
- You can find dates on the Internet.
- A Gladiator sequel? Don't ruin it fools.
- This crazy bitch falls asleep in a tower.
- Maybe I should go to a Britney Spears concert.
- Why didn't she save time and put them all in there?



Ever seen black Styrofoam? Racist. posted on 07/11/05 by Opie

Be sure read Saturday's post in case you missed it.

Note: June archives and Daily babes are up.

True sentence:

A little girl asked me if Aliens existed, I said that they do - but we call them Mexicans.



I either saw this on TV or posted it.. Hilarious though.



Couch, yes couch racing. Big comfortable crash.



Stuck on a rock.

JOKE!

Tom did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing in front of his bed.

"What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?...and who are you?" he asked. "This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven." "WHAT! Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die! I'm too young," said Tom. "I want you to send me back immediately." "It's not that easy," said St. Peter. "You can only return as a dog or a hen. The choice is your own."

Tom thought about it for a while, and figured out that being a dog is too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life. Running around with a rooster can't be that bad. "I want to return as a hen," Tom replied. And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken run, really nicely feathered.

But now he felt like his rear end was going to blow. Then along came the rooster. "Hey, you must be the new hen St. Peter told me about," he said. "How do you like being a hen?"

"Well, OK I guess, but it feels like my ass is about to explode." "Oh that!" said the rooster. "That's only the ovulation going on. You need to lay an egg." "How do I do that?" Tom asked. "Cluck twice, and then you push all you can." Tom clucked twice and pushed more than he was good for, and then 'plop' an egg was on the ground. "Wow" Tom said. "That felt really good!" So he clucked again and squeezed. And you better believe that there was yet another egg on the ground.

The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout: "Tom, Wake up! You're shittin' all over the bed!"

Images?



DAMN NIGGA! (Gay version)



That has to suck.



Anyone watch that Hogan show on VH1?



Yum.



I love these.



See above.

- FFL -

- Girls.
- Future MILF.
- Buy this shirt.
- Unicorn orgy.. OK.
- Yeah... I'd do her.
- Motorcycle stunts.
- Ebonics be the funs.
- Kitty playing the drums.
- Get laid on the Internet!
- Not so bad shooting game.
- Million dollar trailers.. Why?
- Lil' Kim going to jail for a year.
- This game will keep you busy.
- Guy turns kid drawings into art.
- Is this even considered fighting?
- How Boston runners keep in shape.
- Check out these great looking titties. Haha
- The miracle of life. You may pee your pants.
- TUBGUY.COM.. It's not what you're thinking.
- New drug blocks HIV. Not sure on this source.
- Girl hypnotized into having an orgasm. Hooray.
- The most unlucky Russian pop star in the world.
- R Kelly - Trapped in the closet video. (Good stuff)
- Breaks his fingers and yes those are bones popped out.
- May be the dumbest game ever. Be sure to play it, dumbass.
- That damn Lochness Monster asked for for about... Three fifty.


 

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