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» I want new Full House episodes posted on 08/16/04 by Opie



Beaver fun.. The real thing, not pussy.



I suddenly want some Asian candy.



She's naked and scored!

You know that porn has become an addiction when your at the gas station filling your tank and right when your about to top it off, you withdraw and spew gas all over your car.

IMAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 period point thingy



Future pimp.



Get bored at work?



CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!... and watermelon.



Hey, she said it.



Nice cup holder.



Great instructions. (For retards apparently)



She must be on Lifetime.



I sense racist anger on whoever edited this picture.



$3.27 says this is a stripper.



Who wouldn't hit it?



I hate homeless people.



We'll all experience a sexual episode such as this.

Plugs: Dirty Downloads. and Free porn.

Ok, so this guy's playing golf with a priest. And he's really bad, so every time after one bad putt after another, he's like "FUCK I MISSED THE FUCKING HOLE!"

Next hole... swing... putt... "FUCK I MISSED," and the priest becomes a little unnerved.

So he says "You really shouldn't keep saying that, or the Lord may well strike you down."

Next hole: Swing... putt... "FUCK I MISSED!" Then there's a rumbling in the clouds, and a lightning bolt strikes the priest dead. And a voice overhead... "FUCK I MISSED!"

- FFL -

- Fair fight?
- Kids on Crack!
- Cameltoe slide.
- HAHA we suck.
- You're adopted.
- He forgot to ramp it.
- Tickling can turn ugly.
- Jump on a trampoline.
- Stupid.. stupid bitches.
- Found this one quite funny.
- The Homo Depot is a funny name.
- I think we need a gallery of these.
- Damn I wish I had teachers like this.
- I wanta see what her titties look like.
- Heavy.com has a lot of good shit.
- Some cops are dumb, but really funny.
- Plays a piano with his balls.. No, not nuts.
- Read this guy's reviews on some stuff he bought.
- Nasty flash movie with everything to masturbate too.
- Famous Mafia members, serial killers, and more. (Interesting site)
- Strip club for sale, check the pictures. Oh and what's with the pool tables?
- She's hot, except for the fact that she has more hair on her legs than me.

P.S. New layout isn't near done, because I've been to lazy to fuck with it. I'll have new stuff still though, and once I finish all of it I can mantain the site better and get back to posting daily.


» Why is it called the "Black Market"? posted on 08/12/04 by Opie

Decided to go ahead and throw something together for ya, still have a lot left on the new layout/features. Stay tuned..



I may vote for him now.



NO SPARE CHANGE FOR YOU!



Gamers can be such nerds.



This is true.

Britney Spears' Soon to be Step Daughter:



This is the original picture.



Touched up a bit.



Touched up even more, but just the kid.

Log

* ^haksor^ has joined #pipari
[^haksor^] anyone have a serial for Soldier of Fortune 2???
[tiltti] Y34H-R1GH-TYOU-N3RD-4SS
[^haksor^] thanks

[^haksor^] not enough letters in that???
[tiltti] try adding -H0L3 to the end of it
[^haksor^] ok



Little spawn of Satan running around.



Bush has some great supporters.



Female my ass..



Olympic torch.



They taste like shit.

Paris Hilton and a boob



Weeee.

- FFL -

- Who cares?
- What the fuck.
- I like this song.
- Aww a puppy site.
- ASIANS POOPING.
- Oh yes, a dumbass.
- Oh, so this was real.
- Shot of tit milk please.
- Fat people are funny.
- I bet that couch stinks.
- Jesus saying bad words.
- Hmm.. What a dumb site.
- Mc Diddys - A CS movie.
- Nice tongue ring.. Freak.
- Hey, some boobie pictures.
- Another highly stupid fetish.
- Would be a cool video game!
- He talks great about his kid.
- Hmmm, Great gag gift. OOPS.
- Practice playing a F/A-18 Hornet.
- If you like big titties raise your hand.
- He has a cool room. Let's burn it down.
- Good God! You could ride her like a camel.
- If you like big titties raise your hand again.
- Holy shit, be gay and fake winning the Lotto!
- I want this golf cart. (Chicks dig golf carts)
- Haha. P.S. If you suck dick, you're just plain gay.
- No idea what the site is about, but kick ass music.
- Ouch, I think something similar was posted around a year ago.
- If you've never seen this site than you're in for some big laughs.
- Hey girls, do this with an Entensity sign and I'll sell you my left kidney.


» It pays to get laid. (Hookers?) posted on 08/10/04 by Opie


Capitalization is the difference between:

"I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

It's time for those EX pics again





You'll find free porn over here



Oh yeah, send yours here
(Be real about it - I'm sure some of these aren't)

Bring back Memories?

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving..

18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The fire department has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade...true story: One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read,"..And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said...'Holy crap! A talking pig!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

25. 60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

Hey not done yet



Where's Butthead?



This boy needs a job.



It was me.



I thought "junk in da trunk" was the back side?



Aww they even put a little E-sign up.



Google is wrong.



Um, me and my buddies don't do this.



Speaks for itself.



Jesus was black.



OnStar kicks ass.



Me? Sorry it should have been cats.



This isn't legal.

Make fun of Retard day (Make a note of it)



P.S. You're going to hell with me.

- FFL -

- What is this?
- Donkey Kong Jr!
- Fun hockey game.
- Indiana Jones game.
- She almost threw up.
- The best of NBA fights.
- Winged cat FROM HELL!
- Fake rescue calls? Lame.
- Bathroom Habits Survey.
- Pussy pumps? That is crazy.
- Well here's a fun fact today.
- Test your paintball trigger pull.
- Sumptin Wicked IS BACK!.. Kill them.
- I like this frog animation. Fucked up.
- That dude on the right is really ghetto.
- Twelve Asians in one band can't be good.
- Porn movie titles must be made up by teenagers.
- I saw this new on TV the other day. He sucks, I'm stronger.

Oh yeah and I know I slacked off a bit and that's just because I've been trying to get this new layout and all the new stuff put together. No worries, it will get back to normal.

So save the bitching for someone else, I'll just ban you.

Note: I don't know when I'll be able to post next, I really want to finsih up this new layout. I will most likely have a few more for the week though.


» OOPS.. I dunno posted on 08/06/04 by Opie



This is a very graphic clip from the movie Irréversible.



White boys can't jump.

Q and A

Q: What is the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy tales?
A: White fairy tales start out, "Once upon a time," and black fairy tales start out, "You motherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit, but...."

Q: What does the KU KLUX KLAN have in common with anabolic steroids?
A: They both make black people run like fuck.

Q: What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A: kit-kat bar.

Q: What do you call two black people having sex?
A: Fucking Niggers...

Q: What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

Q: What's not functional, then even less functional?
A: A retard with a spoon jammed in it's throat.

Q: Who is the best Jewish Cook?
A: Hitler.

Q: How do you get a one arm blonde out of the tree?
A: Wave to her.

Q: What do you call a baby in the microwave?
A: I don't know, but it's fun to watch!

Q: Did you hear the one about the black rocket scientist?
A: Neither have I.

- FFL -

- You'd hit it.
- What the...
- Little fishing game.
- Talk about bad luck.
- Have fun with Bush.
- God No! Rick James died.
- New Batmobile in action.
- Carmella Decesare.. damn!
- People caught having sex.
- This is how you cook a cat.
- Ring Ring Ring.. Big O phone.
- Anna video clip at that show.
- Anime at it's best. Funny stuff.
- Oh hell.. Subservient President.
- Don't fuck with this killer dog.
- OOPS MORE BIG ASS TITTAS!!!!!
- No Tiny Tim, those are real tittasss!
- Billie Simpson Drunk Armless Midget.
- Two cool vids be here. (Race related)
- These titties deserve 4 thumbs down.
- Then show them titties and I can help.
- Anna draws like a retarded three year old.
- Shit it's "me and son" night.. Call me later.
- So what time does this come on Lifetime?
- Bad Karma. Another great vid by Bullguard.
- Oh shit, I fell out of my chair after reading this.
- She's so hot, doves fly when she enters a room.
- This is the type of shit you aren't suppose to submit.
- Looks like a bunch of kids tried to skip rocks off her ass.
- Of course this is real, I know her and we call her Butterfly.
- I would seriously kick my own ass if I bought one of these.
- Wanta see what other people on the INTERNET! search for?


» Hey tittie! Come here. posted on 08/04/04 by Opie

Next Post will be this afternoon or tonight. (8/6)



I love the delayed reaction.

JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mom, does this dress look good on me?
Yes, honey.
Mom, does this dress really look good on me?
I already told you hon, it does.
Mom, does this dress really really look good on me?
Bah, I can still see the wheelchair.



Who likes this version better?

- FFL -

- I eat Starfish.
- Damn, I'd hit it.
- A game called SCAT.
- Holy Hell! Huge bitch!
- What the fuck is this?
- This group needs to shave.
- Hmmm.. Think they have a goat?
- Pimp My Bride! (The end makes it funny)
- I bet that learned it from the INTERNET! OOPS.
- I like Fat Chicks and Little Debbie's. - Rodney C.
- It's a shame these girls don't show me their titties.
- I'll call her "butherface" (Everything good, but her face)
- Remember My Little Pony?.. What about that porn thing? (I call it Internet Explorer)


» My post-it says it's time to jack off posted on 08/03/04 by Opie

Just thought I'd inform you guys that there's a gay new design coming your way very soon. I might even have a little preview for you by the weekend.. Anyway..



Must be the new "trend". You not cool.. until you burn stuff!



Old graphic video, WITH FUNNY SOUNDS NOW!

JOKE!

One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.

"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.

"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"

"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."



Must be a sex shop in there.



Smart people don't do this.



About time blind people get playboy.



Hello little guy.



Wal-mart is the only store where you'll spend $100 bucks in 15 minutes.



Mircosoft.. Go figure.



You wish this was real.



Who's gonna do it?



Think they deliver?



I hope I don't see any whites girls leaning on this tree.



Would be great if those where her legs.


- FFL -

- What da fuck?
- Asian pimp rides.
- GI Joe villains rule.
- What a great site name.
- Well, isn't that just lovely?
- WRIFF looks like a gay sport.
- Fuck, I want to be rated XXX.
- From the makers of Family Guy.
- From the creators of Southpark..
- Manpons. (From the old Man Show)
- God, why do I laugh at stuff like this?
- These are really fun. I like doing flips
- She's clever on how the text shrinks.
- Anna is really hot not, but still a dumb bitch.
- Peeing on myself usually wakes me up fine.
- Porn Bread.. And I thought I was retarded.
- I was hoping for some titties to start floppin' out.
- Nigger Head Cap Gun? Awesome.. I want a honky one.
- OOPS, MORE PEOPLE BURNED, BUT NOBODY CARES. RIGHT?
- I'd like to meet the idiot that paid 20mil for DOOM 3. (Then rob him)


» I lovvvvve butter.. (On titties) posted on 08/02/04 by Opie



I'm sure you remember this guy, right? Well here's a remix.



Vince Carter has magic wings or something.



Yes! Been wanting one of those.



OOPS, he tripped.

GHETTO VOCABULARY (May be a re-post, but still good)

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence

1. HOTEL- I gave my girlfriend crabs and da ho tel everybody.

2. DICTATE- My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. CATACOMB- I saw Don King at da fight da other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4. FORECLOSE- If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. RECTUM- I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

6. DISAPPOINTMENT- My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to da joint.

7. PENIS- I went to da doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. ISRAEL- Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".

9 UNDERMINE- There's a fine lookin' ho living in da apartment undermine.

10.ACOUSTIC- When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da poolhall.

11.IRAQ- When we got to da poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

12.STAIN- My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

13.FORTIFY- I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."

14.INCOME- I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:

Today's word is: OMELETTE. Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."



It wasn't even 5 bucks worth.

Plugs: Cool Flash Games, Dirty Downloads, and Yep, Porn.

- FFL -

- Uh. hmm.
- Go here.
- Winky winky!
- This robot rules.
- Need directions?
- Sexy girl galleries.
- Famous Mugshots.
- Play trash can bball.
- I'd rather use a tissue.
- Free KY! Happy wackin'.
- Paris Hilton forgot to do the dishes.
- Bush Straight Talk.. with Will Ferrell.
- And people bitch about her cellulite.
- Goddamn these Cheerleaders are hot.
- The Ring 2.. I'm already scared. - sike.
- Cockpit audio files when they crashed.
- What the hell is she doing in Canada for?
- Teens are stupid. Ever heard of google?
- You could cook hamburgers on this kitty.
- Have to hand it to those Asians.. They are clever.
- This type of Internet whore belongs on her knees.
- That goat sure is talented. Let's fuck to celebrate.
- Haha I even remember that stupid MTV movie on this.
- A guy did a archive of all the photos he found on P2P programs.
- Wow, this goldfish goes through a lot and then something neat happens.


 

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