» I want new Full House episodes
posted on 08/16/04 by Opie
Beaver fun.. The real thing, not pussy.
I suddenly want some Asian candy.
She's naked and scored!
You know that porn has become an addiction when your at the gas station filling
your tank and right when your about to top it off, you withdraw and spew gas all
over your car.
IMAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 period point thingy
Get bored at work?
CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!... and watermelon.
Hey, she said it.
Nice cup holder.
Great instructions. (For retards apparently)
She must be on Lifetime.
I sense racist anger on whoever edited this picture.
$3.27 says this is a stripper.
Who wouldn't hit it?
I hate homeless people.
We'll all experience a sexual episode such as this.
Ok, so this guy's playing golf with a priest. And he's really bad, so every time
after one bad putt after another, he's like "FUCK I MISSED THE FUCKING HOLE!"
Next hole... swing... putt... "FUCK I MISSED," and the priest becomes a little
So he says "You really shouldn't keep saying that, or the Lord may well strike
Next hole: Swing... putt... "FUCK I MISSED!" Then there's a rumbling in the clouds,
and a lightning bolt strikes the priest dead. And a voice overhead... "FUCK I
- FFL -
- You're adopted.
- He forgot to ramp
- Tickling can turn ugly.
on a trampoline.
- Stupid.. stupid bitches.
this one quite funny.
- The Homo Depot is a
think we need a gallery of these.
I wish I had teachers like this.
- I wanta
see what her titties look like.
- Heavy.com has a lot of good
cops are dumb, but really funny.
a piano with his balls.. No, not nuts.
this guy's reviews on some stuff he bought.
flash movie with everything to masturbate too.
- Famous Mafia members, serial
killers, and more. (Interesting site)
club for sale, check the pictures. Oh and what's with the pool tables?
hot, except for the fact that she has more hair on her legs than me.
P.S. New layout isn't near done, because I've been to lazy to fuck with it. I'll
have new stuff still though, and once I finish all of it I can mantain the site
better and get back to posting daily.
» Why is it called the "Black Market"?
posted on 08/12/04 by Opie
Decided to go ahead and throw something together for ya, still have a lot left
on the new layout/features. Stay tuned..
I may vote for him now.
NO SPARE CHANGE FOR YOU!
Gamers can be such nerds.
This is true.
Britney Spears' Soon to be Step Daughter:
This is the original picture.
Touched up a bit.
Touched up even more, but just the kid.
* ^haksor^ has joined #pipari
[^haksor^] anyone have a serial for Soldier of Fortune 2???
[^haksor^] not enough letters in that???
[tiltti] try adding -H0L3 to the end of it
Little spawn of Satan running around.
Bush has some great supporters.
Female my ass..
They taste like shit.
Paris Hilton and a boob
- FFL -
- Who cares?
- I like this song.
a puppy site.
- Oh yes, a dumbass.
- Oh, so
this was real.
of tit milk please.
people are funny.
- I bet
that couch stinks.
- Jesus saying
- Hmm.. What a dumb site.
Diddys - A CS movie.
- Nice tongue ring..
some boobie pictures.
highly stupid fetish.
be a cool video game!
talks great about his kid.
Great gag gift. OOPS.
playing a F/A-18 Hornet.
you like big titties raise your hand.
has a cool room. Let's burn it down.
God! You could ride her like a camel.
you like big titties raise your hand again.
shit, be gay and fake winning the Lotto!
- I want this golf cart.
(Chicks dig golf carts)
P.S. If you suck dick, you're just plain gay.
idea what the site is about, but kick ass music.
I think something similar was posted around a year ago.
- If you've never seen
this site than you're in for some big laughs.
girls, do this with an Entensity sign and I'll sell you my left kidney.
» It pays to get laid. (Hookers?)
posted on 08/10/04 by Opie
Capitalization is the difference between:
"I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off
It's time for those EX pics again
find free porn over here
Oh yeah, send yours here
(Be real about it - I'm sure some of these aren't)
Bring back Memories?
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades,
they can ignite.
3. A 3-year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough
to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong
enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of
a 20x20 ft. room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a
ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get
a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old
man says they can only do it in the movies.
10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old.
11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving..
18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20. The fire department has a 5-minute response time.
21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22. It will, however, make cats dizzy
23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24. The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade...true story: One day the
first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate
the building materials for his home. She read,"..And so the pig went up to the
man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have
some of that straw to build my house?'" The teacher paused then asked the class,
"And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said,
"I think he said...'Holy crap! A talking pig!'" The teacher was unable to teach
for the next 10 minutes.
25. 60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
Hey not done yet
This boy needs a job.
It was me.
I thought "junk in da trunk" was the back side?
Aww they even put a little E-sign up.
Google is wrong.
Um, me and my buddies don't do this.
Speaks for itself.
Jesus was black.
OnStar kicks ass.
Me? Sorry it should have been cats.
This isn't legal.
Make fun of Retard day
(Make a note of it)
P.S. You're going to hell with me.
- FFL -
- Donkey Kong Jr!
almost threw up.
best of NBA fights.
cat FROM HELL!
rescue calls? Lame.
pumps? That is crazy.
here's a fun fact today.
- Test your paintball
- Sumptin Wicked
IS BACK!.. Kill them.
- I like this frog animation.
dude on the right is really ghetto.
- Twelve Asians in one
band can't be good.
movie titles must be made up by teenagers.
- I saw this new on TV
the other day. He sucks, I'm stronger.
Oh yeah and I know I slacked off a bit and that's just because I've been trying
to get this new layout and all the new stuff put together. No worries, it will
get back to normal.
So save the bitching for someone else, I'll just ban you.
Note: I don't know when I'll be able to post next, I really want
to finsih up this new layout. I will most likely have a few more for the week
» OOPS.. I dunno
08/06/04 by Opie
This is a very graphic clip from the movie Irréversible.
White boys can't jump.
Q and A
Q: What is the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy tales?
A: White fairy tales start out, "Once upon a time," and black fairy tales start
out, "You motherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit, but...."
Q: What does the KU KLUX KLAN have in common with anabolic steroids?
A: They both make black people run like fuck.
Q: What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A: kit-kat bar.
Q: What do you call two black people having sex?
A: Fucking Niggers...
Q: What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.
Q: What's not functional, then even less functional?
A: A retard with a spoon jammed in it's throat.
Q: Who is the best Jewish Cook?
Q: How do you get a one arm blonde out of the tree?
A: Wave to her.
Q: What do you call a baby in the microwave?
A: I don't know, but it's fun to watch!
Q: Did you hear the one about the black rocket scientist?
A: Neither have I.
- FFL -
- What the...
about bad luck.
- Have fun with
No! Rick James died.
Batmobile in action.
caught having sex.
- This is how you
cook a cat.
- Ring Ring
Ring.. Big O phone.
video clip at that show.
- Anime at it's best.
- Oh hell.. Subservient
fuck with this killer dog.
- OOPS MORE BIG
Tiny Tim, those are real tittasss!
Simpson Drunk Armless Midget.
cool vids be here. (Race related)
titties deserve 4 thumbs down.
show them titties and I can help.
draws like a retarded three year old.
it's "me and son" night.. Call me later.
- So what time does this
come on Lifetime?
- Bad Karma. Another
great vid by Bullguard.
shit, I fell out of my chair after reading this.
so hot, doves fly when she enters a room.
- This is
the type of shit you aren't suppose to submit.
- Looks like a bunch
of kids tried to skip rocks off her ass.
- Of course this is
real, I know her and we call her Butterfly.
- I would seriously
kick my own ass if I bought one of these.
see what other people on the INTERNET! search for?
» Hey tittie! Come here.
on 08/04/04 by Opie
Next Post will be this afternoon or tonight. (8/6)
I love the delayed reaction.
Mom, does this dress look good on me?
Mom, does this dress really look good on me?
I already told you hon, it does.
Mom, does this dress really really look good on me?
Bah, I can still see the wheelchair.
Who likes this version better?
- FFL -
- I eat Starfish.
I'd hit it.
- A game called
Hell! Huge bitch!
- What the fuck is this?
group needs to shave.
Think they have a goat?
My Bride! (The end makes it funny)
bet that learned it from the INTERNET! OOPS.
- I like Fat Chicks and
Little Debbie's. - Rodney C.
- It's a shame these girls
don't show me their titties.
- I'll call
her "butherface" (Everything good, but her face)
My Little Pony?.. What about that porn thing? (I call it Internet Explorer)
» My post-it says it's time to
posted on 08/03/04 by Opie
Just thought I'd inform you guys that there's a gay new design coming your way
soon. I might even have a little preview for you by the weekend..
Must be the new "trend". You not cool.. until you burn stuff!
Old graphic video, WITH FUNNY SOUNDS NOW!
One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious,
she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she
confronted her husband of twenty years about it.
"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box."
Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years
wasn't so bad.
"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"
"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."
Must be a sex shop in there.
Smart people don't do this.
About time blind people get playboy.
Hello little guy.
Wal-mart is the only store where you'll spend $100 bucks in 15 minutes.
Mircosoft.. Go figure.
You wish this was real.
Who's gonna do it?
Think they deliver?
I hope I don't see any whites girls leaning on this tree.
Would be great if those where her legs.
- FFL -
Joe villains rule.
- What a great site name.
isn't that just lovely?
- WRIFF looks like a gay sport.
I want to be rated XXX.
- From the makers of Family
the creators of Southpark..
(From the old Man Show)
- God, why do I
laugh at stuff like this?
- These are
really fun. I like doing flips
clever on how the text shrinks.
- Anna is
really hot not, but still a dumb bitch.
- Peeing on myself
usually wakes me up fine.
- Porn Bread.. And I thought
I was retarded.
was hoping for some titties to start floppin' out.
Head Cap Gun? Awesome.. I want a honky one.
MORE PEOPLE BURNED, BUT NOBODY CARES. RIGHT?
like to meet the idiot that paid 20mil for DOOM 3. (Then rob him)
» I lovvvvve butter.. (On titties)
posted on 08/02/04 by Opie
I'm sure you remember this guy, right? Well here's a remix.
Vince Carter has magic wings or something.
Yes! Been wanting one of those.
OOPS, he tripped.
(May be a re-post, but still good)
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must
use each vocabulary word in a sentence
1. HOTEL- I gave my girlfriend crabs and da ho tel everybody.
2. DICTATE- My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. CATACOMB- I saw Don King at da fight da other night. Man, somebody get that
4. FORECLOSE- If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. RECTUM- I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
6. DISAPPOINTMENT- My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna
send me back to da joint.
7. PENIS- I went to da doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. ISRAEL- Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit,
that watch israel".
9 UNDERMINE- There's a fine lookin' ho living in da apartment undermine.
10.ACOUSTIC- When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da
11.IRAQ- When we got to da poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.
12.STAIN- My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for
13.FORTIFY- I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
14.INCOME- I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:
Today's word is: OMELETTE. Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
wasn't even 5 bucks worth.
, and Yep,
- FFL -
- Need directions?
- Sexy girl
trash can bball.
rather use a tissue.
KY! Happy wackin'.
Hilton forgot to do the dishes.
- Bush Straight Talk.. with
people bitch about her cellulite.
these Cheerleaders are hot.
- The Ring 2.. I'm already
scared. - sike.
- Cockpit audio
files when they crashed.
the hell is she doing in Canada for?
are stupid. Ever heard of google?
- You could cook hamburgers on this
to hand it to those Asians.. They are clever.
type of Internet whore belongs on her knees.
goat sure is talented. Let's fuck to celebrate.
I even remember that stupid MTV movie on this.
- A guy did
a archive of all the photos he found on P2P programs.
this goldfish goes through a lot and then something neat happens.