» blah blah blah posted on 08/29/08 by Opie



This is a huge R/C plane.



Not sure why I added this music haha.



That hurt.



Dog without a head!



What is going on here?
Quick Q and A

Q: If the world was a jacket, where would all the black people live?
A: In the hood.

Images



Cat has skills.



Nice.



Very nice.



Haha.



Roll her up.



Did he poop an egg?
- FFL -

[NSFW] - Local girls.
[NSFW] - Sexy ladies.
[NSFW] - Busty Brunette.
[NSFW] - Naughty Teen.
[ SFW ] - Just funny cats.
[ SFW ] - Look at her tits.
[ SFW ] - Jenna Jameson.
[ SFW ] - He sure is talented.
[ SFW ] - How to fight a bear.
[ SFW ] - Pole dancing lessons.
[ SFW ] - That's What She Said.
[ SFW ] - Move your hands please.
[ SFW ] - Subliminal Messages in music.
[NSFW] - Firecrackers in the pee hole.
[ SFW ] - So is he like a was sculpture or something?
[ SFW ] - Child killer smiles as he hears death sentence.
[ SFW ] - Mythbusters draw a MONA LISA in 80 milliseconds.

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» porn day hooray posted on 08/27/08 by Opie



W.O.W



He can't handle the white titties.



Christina Model is officially a slut now.
Joke

A man says to his wife during sex, "Hey, I think I'm gonna come in your ear this time."

"Absolutely not!" mutters his wife "I may go deaf!"

The man says, "Impossible! I've been coming in your mouth for the past 10 years and you still don't shut the fuck up!"

- FFL -

[ SFW ] - DJ Spock!
[NSFW] - Get a fling.
[ SFW ] - Supergirls.
[ SFW ] - BMX crashes
[ SFW ] - Street tubing!
[ SFW ] - Sexy ASIANS.
[NSFW] - Teen bathing.
[ SFW ] - Top 99 women.
[NSFW] - Bedtime brunette.
[ SFW ] - Jessica Alba is Hot.
[NSFW] - Chat with local sluts.
[ SFW ] - HE'S A GOOD SINGER!
[ SFW ] - Interactive card trick.
[ SFW ] - Beware of my weiner.
[ SFW ] - She needs to be naked.
[NSFW] - Learn how to eat vagina.
[NSFW] - Strippers on your desktop.
[ SFW ] - A cool way to get gift ideas.
[ SFW ] - Fart gone bad.. OH MY GOD!
[ SFW ] - Last chance to win an iPhone.
[ SFW ] - The new Fast and Furious trailer!
[ SFW ] - I'd slam that crazy bitch down too.
[ SFW ] - This bee dance is silly and cool at the same time.
[ SFW ] - Hi, make fun of me because I suck and have Parkinson's.
[ SFW ] - If you write a book about losing weight you can't be fat.
[ SFW ] - Heyyy they aren't suppose to talk about day-care fight club.
[ SFW ] - I think I'm going to start eating my sex partners, My hand :(

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» kinda late posted on 08/25/08 by Opie



A new world record!!!!!!!!



I am Home Alone Legend.



This is actually prtty neat.



Paintball in the mouth.



Goat says MOOOOOOOM.



Watch out for that tree.
Joke

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.

Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

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TIMMAYYYYYYYYYY



We have a winner.



Nice farm.



What kind of Doctor is he?



Jesus tells you to hate.



I plead the FIF!



I'm filling up there.



Deer with six legs.



Before and After.



Hello satan.
- FFL -

[ SFW ] - Flori-duh.
[ SFW ] - Upskirt owned.
[ SFW ] - The beer song!
[ SFW ] - Poor man's WiFi.
[ SFW ] - Reality TV Sucks.
[NSFW] - One night stand.
[NSFW] - Dirty cam whores.
[ SFW ] - What a nice beach.
[ SFW ] - They fuck together?
[ SFW ] - It is great to be white.
[ SFW ] - Top 10 pole dance falls.
[NSFW] - I found a fuck buddy here.
[ SFW ] - The Colonels secret recipe.
[ SFW ] - Power Rangers out of work.
[ SFW ] - He farts on his girlfriends face.
[ SFW ] - Sexy massage. (Hidden Camera)
[ SFW ] - If you like Mario Bros, check this.
[ SFW ] - Awww.. Poor prostitute with one leg.
[ SFW ] - I vote that this is the worst song ever.
[ SFW ] - That is a ton of coke.. 4.6 to be exact.
[ SFW ] - Drunk black girls.. that look like Booker T sucka!
[ SFW ] - Let's stare at the tornado coming right towards us.
[ SFW ] - Harry Potter going to get naked in the last one? YES! Wait, I mean ewwwww.

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» the funny posted on 08/22/08 by Opie



Phelps is a bad winner.



Nasty arm break.



Watch out for that deer.



How did this happen?



Showing off will get you knocked out.



Tiger Woods is that good.



This may be the biggest idiot on earth.



This bird has an excellent voice.



Bad ambulance ride.



Is that a ghost? No.



Keely Hazel sings for you.
Joke

A mother and daughter are driving down the road when suddenly the car loses control and flips.

The girl is ejected and her mother, brutally killed in the accident.

The girl runs out into the road stopping a car frantically she gets in

"Please you must help me my mother is dead"

The man unzips his pants and says "sorry, today just isn't your day"

- FFL -

[NSFW] - Porn Reviews.
[NSFW] - One night stand.
[ SFW ] - Guitar uppercut.
[NSFW] - It's booty call time.
[ SFW ] - Extreme Ironing!!!!!
[ SFW ] - Oil Wrestling is hot.
[ SFW ] - Bass guitar is crazy.
[ SFW ] - Yes, I would hit that.
[ SFW ] - Beware of my weiner.
[ SFW ] - Steven Segal Wisdom.
[ SFW ] - Wait. This is a dude?
[ SFW ] - People are idiots online.
[ SFW ] - Turtle in a wheelchair?
[ SFW ] - Spaghetti Cat!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ SFW ] - The Mirror. (Funny SNL)
[ SFW ] - This is dumb. Really dumb.
[ SFW ] - Top 20 Gymnast crashes.
[ SFW ] - She's hot, I'd do that too.
[ SFW ] - So she's now officially an elf.
[ SFW ] - New Samsung Omnia unboxing.
[ SFW ] - Rosie O'Donnell is fat and crazy.
[ SFW ] - What you missed at the Olympics.
[ SFW ] - This skyscraper is going to be sick yo.
[ SFW ] - So this is bottled in ching chong land?
[ SFW ] - Let's tell this guy how much he sucks.
[ SFW ] - The whale whisperer is apparently an Indian.
[ SFW ] - I can't believe I missed this, fucking hilarious!
[ SFW ] - Girls leg is broken by cops.. She's fat - HAHA!
[ SFW ] - 'World's Greatest Dad' sentenced for sex crime.

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» Dr. Cummings posted on 08/20/08 by Opie

Note: Will have a bunch of funny stuff for you Friday!



W.O.W
Joke

There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other a lot. One day, they both happen to find a lamp at the same time near a lake. In a lamp was a genie who said, "I would grant both of you three wishes."

The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish.

The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle." And he got his wish.

The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish.

The rabbit said, "I wish for a helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear (thinking how stupid the rabbit is for making simple wishes) said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females!" And he got his wish.

The Rabbit put on his helmet, revved up the motorcycle and he said while speeding off, "I wish that the bear was gay!"

- FFL -

[NSFW] - Porn.
[ SFW ] - Supergirls.
[NSFW] - Get a fling!
[NSFW] - Hello sluts
[NSFW] - Adults only.
[NSFW] - Horny chicks.
[ SFW ] - Sexy cowgirls.
[ SFW ] - Hot bartenders.
[ SFW ] - Porta potty prank.
[ SFW ] - Alex Trebek drunk.
[ SFW ] - Silent alarm clock.
[ SFW ] - Slippery when wet.
[ SFW ] - Death by computer.
[ SFW ] - Extreme big wheeling.
[ SFW ] - She enjoys the camera.
[ SFW ] - What a sad news story.
[ SFW ] - How to save a harddrive.
[NSFW] - Naked girls as screensavers.
[ SFW ] - Things women love to hear.
[ SFW ] - Batman Vs. Alien Vs. Predator
[ SFW ] - Charlie Bit Me - Techno Remix.
[NSFW] - Who would take such pictures?
[NSFW] - Home sex tapes are the best.
[ SFW ] - Ballad of Michael Phelps...haha
[ SFW ] - The most disturbing sex toys ever.
[ SFW ] - Names Christmas. Lloyd Christmas.
[ SFW ] - "Dive In" panties for young girls? FUCKING DISNEY!
[ SFW ] - A 360 look of the Beijing Olympics Stadium. (BIG load)
[ SFW ] - So Bigfoot was made out of rubber? Even more amazing!

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» short today posted on 08/18/08 by Opie



Sounded more like "mother fucker" to me.



Hello, I'm a stupid dog.



HOLY SMOKES! (That's a spaceship)



More proof that Bigfoot it real.



Watch out for that animal.



Very cool.



Belly flop + Concrete = Dumb.
- FFL - (You better submit more)

[NSFW] - Fuck her.
[ SFW ] - Pretty girl.
[NSFW] - Naked girls.
[ SFW ] - Funny pics!
[ SFW ] - Santa fight.
[NSFW] - Shower sex!
[ SFW ] - Almost naked.
[ SFW ] - Hey nice rack.
[NSFW] - One night stand.
[NSFW] - Private cam show.
[ SFW ] - Sexy car repair video.
[ SFW ] - These shirts are great.
[ SFW ] - Hacking a pacemaker?
[ SFW ] - The best kind of twins.
[ SFW ] - She still looks like death.
[ SFW ] - This slut likes trash men.
[ SFW ] - Don't fall asleep in class.
[ SFW ] - Power Rangers out of work.
[ SFW ] - A penguin becomes a "sir".
[ SFW ] - The Stephenville UFO sightings.
[ SFW ] - Metal wires growing from her body.

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» jesus h christ posted on 08/15/08 by Opie



This kid is really dumb.



She killed a bird and is very upset.



This one hurt.. A lot.



It's like a real life movie set crash!



I'd love to shit in a tank, then swim around in it...



Goats will headbutt the shit out of you.



Double back flip on a scooter.



Flip then keep going.



Never lend him your bike.
Joke

An Irishman is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.

The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'

'No,' he replies, 'I have this latest, state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.'

The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?'

The Irishman explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

The woman giggles and replies, 'Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

The Irishman smirks, taps his watch and says, 'Bloody thing's running about an hour fast. Can I buy you a drink?

- FFL -

[NSFW] - Nakedness.
[ SFW ] - Celebrity feet!
[ SFW ] - Chimps on ice.
[ SFW ] - Mitchapalooza.
[NSFW] - I like orgy vids.
[NSFW] - Get a blind date.
[NSFW] - One night stand.
[ SFW ] - Now this is an ass.
[ SFW ] - Bigfoot really found?
[ SFW ] - Funny animal videos.
[NSFW] - You can bang them.
[ SFW ] - Adriana Lima is sexy.
[ SFW ] - Star Wars Pregnancy.
[ SFW ] - I want some poak chops.
[NSFW] - Banging a pregnant girl..?
[ SFW ] - Boats n Hoes music video.
[ SFW ] - Half llama half caterpillar.
[ SFW ] - Chocolate Salty Balls Tribute.
[ SFW ] - Will Ferrell and the bird family.
[ SFW ] - Hot Brazilian Olympic twin sisters.
[ SFW ] - Custom Beer Pong balls and tables.
[ SFW ] - Car wash and girls.. Need I say more?
[ SFW ] - This is a fucked up animation. I love it.
[ SFW ] - MGS4 "Save the world with your fingers".
[ SFW ] - Cool fan made Dark Knight sequel poster.
[ SFW ] - The 10 best "To Catch a Predator" moments.
[ SFW ] - Win a threesome with Scarlett Johansson. LIES!

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» shhhhhhhh posted on 08/13/08 by Opie



W.O.W



Church dance REMIX!



"Moment of silence please" SHUT THE FUCK UP!



Hottie Alert!
Joke

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf.

That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer "Ask him where the ten million bucks he embezzled from me is." The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is.

The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and s says "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!" The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !"

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?" The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

- FFL -

[NSFW] - Guitar babe.
[NSFW] - Fuck buddy.
[ SFW ] - Mega ASIANS.
[ SFW ] - Love secrets.
[ SFW ] - Sexy cam girl.
[ SFW ] - Barack Rolled.
[NSFW] - DVD porn clips.
[NSFW] - Date a real girl.
[NSFW] - One night stand.
[ SFW ] - The BMX ballet.
[ SFW ] - Celebrity tongues.
[ SFW ] - What an idiot he is.
[ SFW ] - About to be owned.
[NSFW] - 23 minute porn clip.
[ SFW ] - Need more cowbell?
[NSFW] - A bunch of sexy sites.
[ SFW ] - One arm guitar player.
[ SFW ] - Oh look, a fat goth girl.
[ SFW ] - How to be UFC Fighter.
[ SFW ] - Redneck power windows.
[ SFW ] - Hi, I'm a wanta be nigger.
[ SFW ] - Top 10 Gayest Action Movies.
[ SFW ] - Blue Iris prank call. (More Stern)
[ SFW ] - This is the funniest Shakira video ever.
[ SFW ] - He's taking a bath in the BK kitchen sink.
[ SFW ] - She likes dogs humping her.. and she's bald.
[ SFW ] - Why would Spanish people make fun of anyone?

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