» BJ Penn sucks
posted on 08/30/10 by Opie
UFC 118 Randy Couture vs. James Toney
UFC 118 Nate Diaz vs. Marcus Davis (God I hate Diaz)
UFC 118 Joe Lauzon vs. Gabe Ruediger
Little kid cussing like a sailor in COD.
Cat playing duck hunt.
And we're done.
Another stripper pole FAIL.
Let's kick each other in the face.
Holy fart Batman!
World of Warcraft porn?
Busted by her Mom.
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
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[NSFW] - Teen tits.
[NSFW] - Sexy cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Free Tv & Movies.
[NSFW] - Find a fuck buddy.
[ SFW ] - Future homo be here.
[ SFW ] - Hitler pictures in color.
[ SFW ] - Free Willy Horror Recut.
[ SFW ] - Scott Pilgrim Vs. The Matrix.
[ SFW ] - Some cheap ass funny shirts.
[ SFW ] - Sharpie art on styrofoam cups.
[ SFW ] - How not to impress the ladies.
[ SFW ] - Pregnant Robot Trains Students.
[ SFW ] - Power Hour - Kanye West Parody.
[ SFW ] - Wendy's cold drink training video.. haha
[ SFW ] - Fly a helicopter and complete physics tasks!
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Worst-Case Dating Scenario Solutions.
[ SFW ] - If he made this into clothing it would be awesome.
[ SFW ] - I want to see rappers and football players fight these pets.
[ SFW ] - Jimmy Fallon performs on America's Got Talent. (Impressions)
» hammer time
posted on 08/27/10 by Opie
Hello awesome video of the week. You will laugh, hard.
Panda Boy Swag!
"Did her pussy stink, Like Seaweed?" haha
Gay men are so funny.
Justin Bieber Gets Hit by a Grenade.
He's all like "fuck it"
Car jump over another one while racing.
Take it hard!
Q and A
Q: Where can you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left it.
Q: How does Bob Marley like his donut?
A: With jamin'
Q: How do you poke an ASIAN in the eye?
A: With a credit card.
Q: Why does every Japanese in their photo's always put up the peace sign?
A: So Americans don't bomb them again!
Q: What is the difference between a waitress who works in a strip club and an actual stripper?
A: About two weeks.
Q: What's the definition of nigger foreplay?
A: Don't scream bitch or I'll kill you.
Q: What are Marios overalls made out of?
A: Denim Denim Denim
Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?
Q: What do you get when a brown chicken has sex with a brown cow?
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[NSFW] - Ex-Gf naked!
[ SFW ] - Holy fire tornado!!!
[ SFW ] - That's A Huge Bitch!
[NSFW] - Chat with horny girls.
[NSFW] - Get laid this weekend.
[ SFW ] - One night stand FAIL!
[ SFW ] - Nice stage dive Asshole.
[ SFW ] - Guy knocked out via Air.
[ SFW ] - Hottest Brunette Model.
[NSFW] - Sorry, Yo Pussy No Good.
[ SFW ] - Paddle Faster I hear Banjos.
[ SFW ] - Play Nintendo Games Online.
[ SFW ] - Guy cries during slingshot ride.
[ SFW ] - The coolest oven in the world.
[ SFW ] - A puppy eating a dead rabbit!
[ SFW ] - Girls playing tennis is slow motion.
[ SFW ] - I think his "Ice" hide under his titties.
[ SFW ] - Underwater room in a lake, very cool.
[ SFW ] - Maybe the worst Youtube video ever.
[ SFW ] - Basically slaughter everything in sight.
[ SFW ] - Some really good celebrity wax sculptures.
[ SFW ] - Would-be purse snatcher thwarted by his own photobomb.
[ SFW ] - HOW THE FUCK IS THIS TALENT!? I hate this fucking show.
» YO VIP
posted on 08/25/10 by Opie
Someone is getting a rape ticket!
She's hot, but gag her next time.
Daughter Of The Year 2
In a kindergarten class, a teacher asks three children what they did at recess, after returning to class. The teacher asks little Sally what she did at recess. Little Sally said she played in the sandbox. The teacher says "Sally, if you can spell "sand" on the blackboard, I'll give you a cookie." Sally spells "sand" and gets her cookie.
The teacher then asks little Jimmy what he did during recess. He said he played in the sandbox with Sally. The teacher says "Jimmy, if you can spell "box" on the blackboard, I'll give you a cookie." He spells "box" and gets his cookie.
The teacher then asks little Shaniqua what she did at recess. She said that she tried to play with Sally and Jimmy in the sandbox, but they threw rocks at her. The teacher says "Shaniqua, that sounds like blatant racial discrimination to me. If you can spell "blatant racial discrimination" on the blackboard I'll give you a cookie"
These are so funny. (Dontevenreply.com)
I see what he did there.
Haha look at the pink sign on the far right.
May have to read it twice haha.
Such a good parent.
Today is Opposite day!
It's a bomb!
If you like bacon raise your hand.
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[ SFW ] - Sexy Teen Ass.
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex.
[ SFW ] - Boogie ?til You Poop.
[ SFW ] - Tannerite vs.Hornets.
[ SFW ] - Monsters Movie Trailer.
[ SFW ] - Nice rack on the beach.
[ SFW ] - When dancing goes wrong.
[ SFW ] - Bulldog watching Family Guy,
[NSFW] - Chat with some naked sluts.
[ SFW ] - Here's a poker game to play.
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Female Sex Fantasies.
[ SFW ] - Anyone care to explain this one?
[ SFW ] - A Victim Treats His Mugger Right.
[ SFW ] - Cruiser cam catches 100 mph crash
[ SFW ] - DEA wants to hire Ebonics translators.
[ SFW ] - How good are your driving and shooting skills?
[ SFW ] - Take $5 off these funny shirts code "ENTENSIT"
[ SFW ] - Man sells GT500 raffle ticket, watches buyer win car moments later.
[ SFW ] - 4-Year-Old Boy Gets Herpes After Putting A Used Condom In His Mouth.. LIES!
posted on 08/23/10 by Opie
Two more of those WTF clips!
Is Obama a Muslim?
His skateboard hates him.
"I Sort Glass"
Python eats bird alive.
One handed foul ball catch.
Redneck burn out FAIL.
Kimbo tackles the shit out of this dude.
14 minute porn clip.
NO! TOO BIG!
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon."
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning,Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..."
"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you."
"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my speciality?"
"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat".
After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!"
"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."
"My, that is a lot!", gasped Mrs Smith.
"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."
"Don't I know it," said Mrs Smith quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.
"Oh, my God!" Mrs Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look"
"Four and five deep?" said Mrs Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in."
Mrs Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?"
"It's true, Ma'am, yes... Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away."
"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long."
Then Mrs Smith fainted.
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[NSFW] - Anal KO!
[NSFW] - Teen sex.
[NSFW] - Naked cam girls!
[ SFW ] - Real life painting.
[ SFW ] - Babes Gone Wild.
[ SFW ] - My favorite shirt.
[ SFW ] - Sexy Army Chicks.
[ SFW ] - Fight the Zombies!
[ SFW ] - John Adams Visual FX.
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Celebrity MILFs.
[ SFW ] - Watch Four Machete Clips.
[ SFW ] - Car with 40 inch rims... haha
[ SFW ] - "FUCK YOU" is a catchy song.
[ SFW ] - Highest vocal note by a man.
[NSFW] - Vagina exam, yeah I'm a perv.
[ SFW ] - Cop gets away with DUI charge.
[ SFW ] - Wakeboarder does flip over a boat!
» WOOT OFF
posted on 08/20/10 by Opie
Stripping ChatRoulette girl turns Into a Demon.
Weatherman caught flipping off news people.
DRAGONS ARE REAL!
Bull jumps into crowd.
Best personal trainer ever.
Cool way to caught pigeons.
Mechanic Fail.. That would suck.
Caught spanking it.
Overly Dramatic Orgasm.. hahaha
One day there was an old woman
, who was dying of cancer, that felt like she has seen everything there is to see in the world.
So she decided that she wanted to end her own life. She felt the best way to do this was to shoot herself in the heart.
She wasn't quite sure where her heart was located though.
So she went to the doctor and he said the human heart is 2 inch to the right of her left nipple.
So she went home and shot herself in the right kneecap.
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[NSFW] - Teen Anal.
[ SFW ] - Hangovers.
[NSFW] - Sexy Cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Funny ass shirts!
[NSFW] - Teen filming herself.
[ SFW ] - Stop the Leak! (Game)
[ SFW ] - Classic NBA Commercials.
[ SFW ] - Birthday Celebration Fail.
[NSFW] - Sexy girls looking for Sex.
[ SFW ] - It's like a super flesh light.
[ SFW ] - Brutal fight on NYC Subway.
[ SFW ] - Very cool glass ball performer.
[ SFW ] - New KFC Skin Sandwich.. haha
[ SFW ] - Topless Day! Titties on Youtube!
[ SFW ] - OK Strippers, Let's see you do this.
[ SFW ] - Submarine that looks like a great white
[ SFW ] - I still hate country music, but he's good.
[ SFW ] - YoYo's are so gay, but he's good with it.
[ SFW ] - People dancing on the SIDE of a building.
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Weapons That Changed The World.
[ SFW ] - Slap yourself if you wear these ugly "feet" shoes.
[ SFW ] - Tom Green Attends The Gathering Of The Juggalos.
» 56k club
posted on 08/18/10 by Opie
Why is he allowing this to take place?
Haha, who does this? That guy.
A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the country.
She orders the chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast she starts to choke on a chicken bone.
Well these two country boys in the next booth notice she is choking so they get up and go over to help her.
The first country boy drops his coveralls and bends over and the second country boy starts licking his butt.
The women watches these two go at it and is grossed out. She pukes all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat.
The country boy pulls his overalls back up and says to the other, "You're right Leroy, that hind-lick maneuver works like a charm."
"What does the ASIAN look like?"
Made me laugh, but I'm also retarded.
Good trick to play on a friend.
Yeah, that will work.
Nerds will always be on top.
Oh the Mario!
Apparently Vampires are real.
WHO DOESN'T BELONG!? MOOOOOOOOOO
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[NSFW] - Cam girls.
[NSFW] - Lady Gaga's Tits
[ SFW ] - Those look nice.
[NSFW] - Get some booty.
[ SFW ] - Fun puzzle game.
[ SFW ] - Free TV & Movies.
[NSFW] - Homemade sex tape.
[ SFW ] - Cool Nintendo mash up.
[ SFW ] - Her tits are huge. 34G.
[ SFW ] - I must order this TV-Hat.
[ SFW ] - McDonald's Smoothie Recipe.
[ SFW ] - WTF is wrong with this woman?
[ SFW ] - I don't get drunk I get awesome!
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Tips For Making A Sex Tape.
[ SFW ] - Shake Weight with Cooling System.. haha