posted on 08/30/13 by Opie
Walt gives Hank the Wrong CD HAHAHAHA
The real reason Doakes hated Dexter
Remote control flying shark doesn't work outside.. haha
Hilarious Asian Prank
How To Hack Your Lawnmower!
How To Get Girls To Kiss You. (I don't recommend Black people trying this)
Dude, Go put on the Lava
Dog Peeing Like A Boss (GIF)
Football Hits Reporter (GIF)
"Did you catch that?" Yeah (GIF)
Best Goal Celebration Ever (GIF)
Killer Cat! (GIF)
Sexy Import Model Fails Terribly at Washing a Motorbike
The invisible man gets laid whenever he decides to takes it
Lucky Guy Fucking Two Busty Girls
Teen loves couple time with her boyfriend
Now that's a Big Ass!
You could see those from SPACE!
Here's a new fetish for you: Dead foot skin eating
The Hilarious Misadventures Of Drunk Girl.. P.S. Nice Tits
When Timmy went in for an interview at ABC company, he was hired after a very brief interview. A little skeptical at first, Timmy asked the company representative a few questions.
It went like this:
ABC: Trust me, this company could really use someone new
Timmy: If there is too much work, I'm going to quit...
ABC: We'd NEVER let something like that happen
Timmy: Do employees get every Saturday and Sunday off?
ABC: That's a granted.
Timmy: Are employees required to work overtime without pay?
ABC: No way. Where did you even come up with such a ridiculous idea?
Timmy: Are meals subsidized?
ABC: You BET.
Timmy: Do the new employees usually end up doing ALL the work?
ABC: That's impossible. There are so many other experienced people in our company.
Timmy: If I did well, would I ever become a manager?
ABC: Yes. Absolutely.
Timmy: Wow. Is this for real?
After working there for several months, Timmy noticed that the job wasn't panning out the way he had been promised. Quite upset, he went to file a complaint to the HR dept.
The next day, Timmy was summoned into the management's office, where they threatened to fire him for voicing out.
To see his conversation with the management, read the conversation above again.... from the bottom to the top.
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[ SFW ] - Cute Baby Cop
[ SFW ] - Pixar for Adults
[ SFW ] - More Life Hacks!
[ SFW ] - Live Puzzle Game
[NSFW] - Amazing Boob GIF
[ SFW ] - Teenage Exorcists
[NSFW] - MILF Fuck! (23:00)
[ SFW ] - Down To Fuck List!
[NSFW] - Dorm Toilet Cam (8:01)
[NSFW] - I bet her tits look Great
[NSFW] - Bouncy Boobies (22:03)
[ SFW ] - Big titties get you places.
[NSFW] - Horny nun fucks two guys
[ SFW ] - Make a LEGO iPhone case!
[NSFW] - Lesbian Foot Fetish (34:53)
[ SFW ] - Somebody watching you pee?
[NSFW] - Chat for FREE with naked girls!
[NSFW] - A truly amazing threesome (46:58)
[NSFW] - The Hottest Lesbians EVER! (26:49)
[NSFW] - Ebony Slut Oiled Up and Fucked! (35:02)
[ SFW ] - Dexter & Doakes Montage.. I miss Doakes.
[ SFW ] - Slow motion booth at a wedding reception
[NSFW] - Blonde Teen Loud Moaning Sextape (15:22)
[ SFW ] - Camera Flash on Cell Phone Delays MLB Game
[NSFW] - Cheating Wife Forces Husband To Join In (8:08)
[ SFW ] - Eric Stoltz as Marty Mcfly in Back to the Future
[NSFW] - Babe Takes Huge Cock In her Tight Pussy (26:49)
[NSFW] - Dude bangs a nasty ho in an even nastier back-ally
[NSFW] - Sexy Webcam Teen Fondling Round Cute Tits (35:24)
[ SFW ] - Men enter closed store by accident, pay for purchases
[NSFW] - Bull Takes Out a Bunch of Portuguese Guys in a Bull Ring
[NSFW] - Word of advice: never have anal sex with this crazy bitch
[NSFW] - Son helps his Step Mom, then she returns the favor! (11:45)
[NSFW] - Guy pretends to work for model agency and fucks hot girl in public
[ SFW ] - How one family went bankrupt spending $100,000 on Beanie Babies
[NSFW] - Two Russian Men Get Beaten and Shot in a Daylight Robbery Gone Bad
[ SFW ] - Josh Rosenthal (MMA Ref) Picks the Wrong Crime to Commit in America
[ SFW ] - DAVE CHAPPELLE STORMS OFF STAGE Throws Tantrum Over Noisy Crowd
That Day Again
posted on 08/28/13 by Opie
Her Body is PERFECT
31 minutes of the hottest girl on the planet!
Almost an hour of Mia's Ass!
Webcam chick with sexy Tattoos
Big Booty Slut!
Webcam models manage to overload a vibrator HAHA
Sizzling hot redhead amateur gives head and gets pounded (Webcam Sex)
Pussy Lip Fetish? People are weird.
Could watch this all day (GIF)
A man died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
"What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Obama's clock?"
"His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
Black Matt Damon
Let's play Find the Jail!
I get it.
Blood on the Ambalamps
Steve Buscemi as Batman
Every single time.
And you always look like a fucking idiot
OH MY GOD THAT IS FUNNY
Best way to explain this to kids.. I think.
What a dick
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[ SFW ] - Is this Music?
[ SFW ] - Play Hangman!
[ SFW ] - Funny pictures
[NSFW] - Take that off please.
[ SFW ] - So funny I just farted
[NSFW] - Self pic sluts tease me
[NSFW] - Webcam Orgy! (35:55)
[NSFW] - Fucking Tease. (26:02)
[ SFW ] - Need to pass a piss test?
[ SFW ] - Well.. This is cool as fuck.
[NSFW] - Teen with a tight Ass (55:57)
[NSFW] - Lady Gaga's Ass Vs Miley's Ass
[NSFW] - The Socially Awkward Teenager
[NSFW] - Anal Creampie Threesome (48:45)
[NSFW] - Farrah Abraham Sex Tape (42:09)
[ SFW ] - We're the Millers Bloopers Gag Reel
[NSFW] - Hot Lesbian fun by the pool (45:04)
[NSFW] - Grounded Teen fucks her BF (28:26)
[NSFW] - Andi Anderson Show Me Your Tits (26:02)
[NSFW] - My First Sex Teacher - Mrs Vargas (39:59)
[NSFW] - Alexis Amore Pounded Like A Whore (47:41)
[NSFW] - Dude takes paintball shots at some chicks ass
[ SFW ] - Cat Feeding Ducklings.. Just fattening them up.
[NSFW] - Big boobed Mishy gets her face creamed (40:43)
[NSFW] - Dude secretly records fuck session with 2 prostitutes
[ SFW ] - Miley Cyrus Converts Michael Jordan Jersey Into a Bikini
[NSFW] - Russian amateur girlfriend gets turned on by motorcycles
[NSFW] - Cute, nerdy rock chick takes self snaps of her little snapper
[NSFW] - Dude fucks girlfriend in all kinds of public places, and in bed (6:02)
[NSFW] - Russian Driver Gets Catapulted Out of Her Car During a Crash.. WEEEEE
[NSFW] - Syrian Soldiers Desperately Try to Escape a Burning Tank, Only to Get Shot
[ SFW ] - Florida school bus driver watches 3 black teens savagely beat 1 white student
posted on 08/26/13 by Opie
Black Kids Bully White Toddler.. Where are the parents?
The Greatest Game Of Horse Ever
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1990 Homemade Trailer
The Price is Right - The Greatest Come On Down EVER!
Grumpy Cat Vs Karl Stefanovic
Crazy Bitch White Trash Wedding March
Girls Shooting Guns FAIL
350lb Blue Marlin Jumps Into Boat!
Teen Accidentally Dunks Himself
Why You Shouldn't Lift Your Dog's Tail (GIF)
Sucks To Be You
Hot blonde amateur likes to play hide and seek with her pussy
AMAZING Redhead on her Webcam!
Guy caught GF having sex with Stepmom
Big wet butt Melina Mason
Their First Homemade Sex Tape Online
Natural busty blonde
41 minutes of this Smoking Hot Chick!
Seduced By Cougars!!!
Kinkiest girl I have seen in a while
A young guy from N. J. moves to Fla. He goes to a big "everything under one roof" store looking for a sales job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in New Jersey."
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today?"
The kid says, "One."
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"
The kid says "$101,237.65."
The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"
The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook.
"Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast,
"So I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft."
"Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fishhook, and you sold him a BOAT AND a TRUCK?!"
The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'"
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[ SFW ] - Have Fun!
[NSFW] - FUCKBOOK!
[NSFW] - Come onnn Tittie!
[NSFW] - The Hottest Cam Girls
[ SFW ] - Need to pass a piss test?
[NSFW] - Amateur Cam Couple (9:52)
[ SFW ] - Neil Patrick Harris is Not Gay
[ SFW ] - Greeks make their own Internet
[NSFW] - Watch this Hottie Strip! (14:06)
[NSFW] - Brunette With Big Boobs (34:30)
[ SFW ] - Miley Cyrus' Ass is Weird Looking
[NSFW] - Fetish gloryhole creampie (10:10)
[NSFW] - Ava Addams and her 34dds (8:03)
[NSFW] - Sunni Muslims Get Publicly Hanged in Iran
[ SFW ] - This is.. Japan World Cup 3... WTF hahaha
[ SFW ] - Breaking Bad - Audition Tape of Aaron Paul
[ SFW ] - 300: Rise of an Empire: International Trailer
[NSFW] - Body Paint Time-lapse. Tits. You're Welcome.
[NSFW] - Big Cock For Sexy Long legged Blonde (13:28)
[NSFW] - You could see those tits from SPACE! (21:04)
[NSFW] - Hot blonde fucks herself with a vacuum cleaner
[NSFW] - Shower Orgasms: Mom caught on spy cam (10:51)
[NSFW] - How the hell did mom and dad's video end up online?
[NSFW] - Naughty nurse gets her ass and pussy stuffed (24:31)
[NSFW] - A love story between a horse and a fox.. DAFUQ! haha
[NSFW] - Terrorist Leader Gets Shot Dead by Russian Traffic Cops
[ SFW ] - Taylor Swift mouths "Shut the Fuck up" to One Direction
[ SFW ] - 20 Freaking Hilarious Video Game Memes of August, 2013
[ SFW ] - The Onion predicted Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013
[ SFW ] - Kevin Spacey urges TV channels to give control to viewers
[NSFW] - This amateur is a perfect 10, shaved pussy and all (Gallery)
[ SFW ] - 911: Um yeah this helicopter just stole water from my pool
[NSFW] - Sexy blonde sucking a huge hard dick before a fuck (15:21)
[ SFW ] - Coach Accomplishes Rare Feat, Gets Ejected BEFORE First Pitch
[NSFW] - This brunette doesn't look that hot but damn she reveals one beaut of a pussy
posted on 08/23/13 by Opie
Marie Slaps Skyler Non-Stop Loop. P.S. Can't wait for Sunday
HOLY SINK HOLE BATMAN!
Hilarious Electrical Switch Prank
Best FAILED Robbery Ever hahaha
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth. Haha
Tape on a Ceiling Fan makes Witchcraft
How to Stop her Crying
How Not to Start an Interview
How to Fill A Bottle Fast. This is nuts
What in the hell are they doing?
Woman Driver Fails Big Time. I think she's dead.
The Cookie Monster in Time Square.. Wait for tits!
Robocop vs Soccer
Man Shoots a Gun During an Iraqi Wedding, Accidentally Killing His Friend
I would pee in her butt
Hidden Shower Cam (5:28 Mark)
You have to see this tits!
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What North American mammal goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop and searches all his references. No answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers. No one knows.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde again and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
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[ SFW ] - Funny Stuff
[ SFW ] - Magic Beard
[NSFW] - All girls are Sluts
[ SFW ] - Turn into a Ninja!
[NSFW] - She should be naked.
[ SFW ] - Plane Shooter Game!
[NSFW] - Perfect 10 Cam Girls!
[NSFW] - Her ass is very tight.
[NSFW] - Quick Blow J Outback
[NSFW] - Rookie Webcam Chick
[NSFW] - Beach Volleyball Babes
[NSFW] - If you like HUGE Asses..
[ SFW ] - Whoa! The Whizzinator.
[NSFW] - She likes to play with Toys!
[NSFW] - This woman's tits are melting
[ SFW ] - FX in Eternal Sunshine explained
[NSFW] - This amateur is a fuckin superstar!
[NSFW] - Horny Asian Masseuse tugs his cock
[NSFW] - Blonde loves her some Wesley Pipes.
[ SFW ] - A-Rod is target practice for Pitchers.
[NSFW] - Amateur Aussie Lesbians at the Beach
[NSFW] - Fucking the neighbor's wife (Nice Ass)
[NSFW] - Skinny Blonde knows how to ride a dick!
[NSFW] - Waking up her boyfriend with a wet blowjob
[ SFW ] - Affleck to play Batman in 'Man of Steel' sequel
[NSFW] - Gorgeous housewife strips naked while husband films
[NSFW] - The Best Photos From #NFLBoobs Instagram Account
[ SFW ] - Cop gives "NO EXCUSES" for Record # of complaints..0
[NSFW] - Jerked off to this for about 3 hours... now I have rugburn
[ SFW ] - Is This Truck Launching Off A Bridge Captured On Vine Real?
[NSFW] - Super hot Russian amateur takes some pro shots of her pussy
[NSFW] - Dude Smacks His Girlfriend for Dancing Like a Whore With Another Guy
[NSFW] - Vancouver Police Shoot a Mentally Disturbed Man With a Beanbag Gun
posted on 08/21/13 by Opie
Fine as FUCK!
Paige has a perfect body!
41 minutes of these tits!
Spy Cam at Tanning Salon
Holly Brooks - My Girlfriend's Busty Friend (Full Video)
I like her pants
Holy Shit! (GIF)
DAT BOOTY! (GIF)
Criss Angel and Houdini walk into a bakery. Criss palms 3 Donuts with one hand and puts them in his pocket without anyone noticing.
He says, "Do you see how masterful I am Houdini, I make donuts disappear at will!"
Houdini responds, "Not bad, not bad at all."
Houdini then goes to the Bakery owner and asks him if he wants to see a magic trick. The curious owner answers, "Of course!"
Houdini proceeds to ask him for a Doughnut, and then eats it. He asks him for another one, and then eats it as well. He then asks him for a third one, which the owner reluctantly gives up.
"So where is the magic trick? I gave you 3 donuts already!"
Houdini responds, "Go check Criss Angel's pocket."
Bitch is crazy, but it's kinda funny.
Batman Returns Books
I know right?
Old Horse issues.
Jews start out young
How can you not like Justin Timberlake?
Lost his keys
Pretty much sums in up
Way to go Dipshit
Study Level: ASIAN
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[ SFW ] - Fun Game
[NSFW] - FUCKBOOK!
[NSFW] - Outdoor Fuck!
[NSFW] - That's a Big Ass!
[NSFW] - Hand Job Honeys
[NSFW] - Little sex workout
[NSFW] - She has perfect tits
[ SFW ] - This site is awesome
[ SFW ] - Perfect gift for teachers
[NSFW] - Are you a Stoner Couple?
[ SFW ] - Need to pass a piss test?
[NSFW] - Butts, Butts & More Butts
[NSFW] - I don't think she likes sex?
[NSFW] - Emos make sex tapes too.
[NSFW] - Big tits and a nice big ass!
[NSFW] - Best of Britain.. Tits that is.
[ SFW ] - "Get on and grab my boobs"
[ SFW ] - Joker Rising (Full length fan film)
[ SFW ] - Vintage Mugshots from the 1920s
[NSFW] - The mother of the year!!! DAFUQ!?
[NSFW] - Amateur sex on the couch (Nice Ass)
[NSFW] - Just a bunch of Freeze Framed Titties
[NSFW] - This is How Drunk Lesbians Play Skyrim
[NSFW] - These Latina Lesbians are so damn sexy!
[NSFW] - Circus Lions Attack Their Russian Trainers
[NSFW] - Put in your email then find a bitch to fuck
[NSFW] - Busty blonde wife gets fucked from behind
[NSFW] - Hard amateur morning fuck with a hot wife
[NSFW] - Latin Babe gets fucked in front of her husband
[NSFW] - Surfer Anastasia Ashley Has the Best Warmup Routine
[ SFW ] - 1987 NFPA Learn Not To Burn PSA With Dick Van Dyke
[NSFW] - Riding a mechanical bull in a mini skirt is NOT a good idea
[NSFW] - Sex crazy mother and step-son both have sexual desires
[NSFW] - Street Fighter II "Best of Church Edition" Starring Benny Hinn
[NSFW] - Chubby Slut Gets Throated And Fucked By A Hung Dude (HUGE Tits)
[ SFW ] - What Happens When You Put Someone Afraid Of Flying In A Stunt Plane? This.
[NSFW] - Cute blonde haired, blue-eyed amateur is turned on my everything around the house
[ SFW ] - Dolly Parton's original recording of "Jolene" slowed down by 25% is surprisingly awesome
you ought not killed my little brother
posted on 08/19/13 by Opie
Black Belt Test SFII Edition.. hahahaha
Worst Cup Song in the World by Chinese Girl
And Probably the Best Version of Cup Song (Irish Version)
Impress-A-Vention! Dude is AMAZING!
Mortal Kombat in Real Life
Monkey Eats 3 Bananas then Jacks Off to Celebrate.
Guy Blasting Music Wrecks His Car Right When the Bass Hits
Man is Half Seal
HOLD THE DOOR!!!!
You Look So Good.. Dafuq? haha
Look at the Butt on That!
Sexiest Lesbians Ever!
I love Trashy Sluts!
Busty babe having sex in crotchless pantyhose
What a Lucky Guy!
The Creepiest Motherfucker In Porn 2
The Breast thing about Webcams
Fucked in the best position.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.
It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
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[NSFW] - Sexy Asses!
[NSFW] - Nice panties!
[NSFW] - Boob Inception
[NSFW] - Heart shaped ASS!
[ SFW ] - Cool History Photos
[NSFW] - Amateur gagging girls
[ SFW ] - Need some clean pee?
[ SFW ] - Any Walking Dead Fans?
[NSFW] - She has hot wobbling tits
[NSFW] - They're just Fuck Buddies!
[NSFW] - I think she's bored with sex
[ SFW ] - GTA IV Carmageddon.. haha
[ SFW ] - Anyone care to explain this?
[ SFW ] - The Funniest Rally Video Ever
[NSFW] - She should take her shirt off.
[ SFW ] - 11 Grooming Gadgets for Men
[NSFW] - I could jerk off to this all day.
[NSFW] - WTF is that in her snatch??!!!
[NSFW] - The Virgin of All Virgins.. haha
[NSFW] - Canadian nerd girl likes buttsex
[NSFW] - Home movie my blonde Step-Mom
[ SFW ] - Breaking Bad as a Romantic Comedy
[ SFW ] - Cop Blockers shut down police checkpoint
[NSFW] - Eating The Cream after a Hot Threesome
[NSFW] - Amateur Stunning Teen Fucked Doggystyle
[NSFW] - Teens fucking while parents are out of town
[NSFW] - Busty slut gets fucked in front of the guests
[NSFW] - Homemade Swinger Threesome with HOT Wife
[NSFW] - Three Filthy Lesbians Have Some Strap On Fun
[NSFW] - SHOCKING!: The Egyptian massacre, shot in HD
[NSFW] - I guess she just decided to take her clothes off?
[ SFW ] - You are Mr. Fail, do not let anyone repair the house!
[NSFW] - Sidecar Racer Gets Killed In a Terrible Accident During Race
[ SFW ] - Russian wolf hunters are cruel. *WHOOP WHOOP GRAPHIC POLICE*
[ SFW ] - Jay Z ft. Justin Timberlake "Holy Grail" Parody (Sesame Street Version)
[ SFW ] - Soccer Goalie Headbutts Opponent, Tries to Pretend He Was the Victim