» You know what time it is right?
posted on 09/29/04 by Opie
There ya go!
Few more links real quick.
- Damn, that baby is ugly!
Visit this great site. (More lube needed)
» HAHAHA CABLE INTERNET!!!
posted on 09/27/04 by Opie
Looks like you guys get a FFL fest today. I feel like shit.
- FFL -
- Java pong.
- The God FAQ
- Paperboy game.
- Eggs on his eye?
- I bet that hurt x 2.
- Come onnnnnn tittie!
- That's a funny name.
- MC FUCKING HAMMER!
- Do you like chocolate?
- The 400 richest whores.
- God, it's a giant raisin.
- Any terrorist out there?
- I wonder why she's single?
- Nipples and a powerdriver.
- Pretty good fake wrist slit.
- Funny stuff at a funny site.
- Every guy will find this funny.
- All your Iraq are Belong to Us!
- Pretty tough computer screen.
- A quiz for retarded third graders.
- No, that's not what milf means!
- Who wants free porn? I do I do.
- Pack up your shit and go home.
- Poor people can have fast rides too.
- Mean Girls was a great movie, idiots.
- Naked BushKerry supporters. (Lots)
- Make Kerry funny look'n. (Or worst)
- Sorry, weed doesn't do that to you.
- What the hell is this flash all about?
- That's a lot oh blow. (Great movie btw)
- Did this freak anything else out. Not ME!!
- Just watch the 3rd video. Easter came early.
- Pregnant Lesbian Love.. Technology is a bitch.
- I came up with about 50 jokes for this, just look.
- Find a date bitch. (And help with my server bills)
- Someone playing with Barbies in a naughty way.
- Last time I checked, I only saw this on Happy Days.
- New stuff from the guy that made that "End of the World" flash.
- Kirk must be almost the only good cast member from Growing Pains
- You dare them, then they do it. Watch the "Liquid Ice" and "Habanero Pepper" ones for sure.
» Weekend fun
posted on 09/24/04 by Opie
Didn't mean to make Friday's post this late, but you'll get over it slut.
Boobies in here.
Looks like fun.
Like Operation, but ASIAN and hard.
Stay away from this doggy.
Stung by bees?
What was he using for bait?
Goddamn I hate ignorant people.
Someone made an E-PIC. (With yours truly in it)
Yes, I'm sure.
Kerry is an ALL-STAR!
He's hit'n it.
I caught that back in NAM.
Small penis ALERT!
- FFL -
- Uhhh.. ew?
- Best one yet.
- Go karts rule.
- Ha, what a tool.
- Danger SEEKER!!!!
- If you see, I'd run.
- The Armchair Games.
- Just read the headline.
- Good god, nice tittas.
- I bet that ticket is high.
- Rip-off of "Pimp My Ride".
- My, That looks delicious.
- Do you believe in ghosts?
- That can't be a good sign.
- What the fuck is this shit?
- Where can I buy this shirt?
- Cool people look at porn sites.
- What a bunch of HORSESHIT.
- I'd hit it. (IT'S AN ASIAN TOO!)
- I would like to attend this club.
- What a dumb use for photoshop.
- Ok then tip the Ups guy then nigger.
- 11 year old tried to rape some old lady.
- Behind the Music that Sucks cartoons!
- Hidden nudity cams. (Java shit though)
- Uh oh.. An online dating thingy for JEWS!
- Someone must of pumped up his sneakers.
- Just pull over like we do, ya lazy bitches.
- Beijing Olympics in 2008. (Bad ass Stadium)
- Burn shit up! Excellent background music haha.
- Tampons are the only thing that really gross me out.
- Take pictures from a kite. People still fly kites regularly?
- "Heimlich Maneuver on Self".. Looks like he's taking a shit.
- Dave Chappelle Showtime special. (Link may not last long)
- Make your own "Call on me" video. Hot chicks, retarded song.
Check the archives later to day for the rest of this month's post.
Next week look forward to more jokes, EX pictures, WW (Whack-Off Wednesday) and of course more..
» TA - DAaaaaaaa
on 09/22/04 by Opie
Today's lucky lady is:
Note: Ewa has some big ass tittas.
These will get better each week!
Note: Sometimes there may be more than one vid, sometimes like this, and
will probably start zipping them up too. You'll just have to wait to see..
Also note: This is just a Wednesday thing. Short and sweet.
Sorry about that bandwidth going out, That was my fuck up.
posted on 09/21/04
"Entensity visitors are known for their amazing reading ability around the
- Anonymous submitter
Hey dummy, read this!
As some of you guys know, I
havn't been posting on Wednesdays, but I have came up with a new super-neato
thing for Wednesday. What is it? Well it involves you guys needing lotion...
Power Lifting is fun.
Funny scene from White Chicks.
Still trying to figure out what's going on.
This your bike is safe? This is great news for black people.
[/racist comment of the day]
can be found here. and videos
can be found here
A game that will get you through the day.
E-mail me your high score... Just kidding dork..
LIKE THREE IMAGES!!
I was wondering when this one would be made.
I want everyone to say "Damn Nigga" eight times a day.
Plugs: View now, bitch. A
lot of funny stuff here.
van is crazy.
- AND Beat
your dick like it owes you money.
- FFL -
- Get out
- Darn, not in there
not dead anymore.
- You can't do that on
Milk or Moo Milk?
flash video here.
tits, ugly face. I'd hit it.
- Very nice
fun gay test. You fag.
it's an ASIAN that went all nigger.
- Be sure
you scroll down to the cat one.
- All right, I'm
about to go slit my wrist now.
- Ok then,
no more talking to trees for me.
- "Off the Air"
Commercials you want to see.
- Great, I was just looking
for a site like this. Freaks.
page full of sickbags. "VERY INTERESTING!"
bitches are hot. Politically stupid though.
- Ok...going to
slit my wrist now. How weird can you get?
that a grape drink he's grabbing?! (You'll only get that if you watched
the Dave C. showtime show)
- Goddamn these beheading videos
are getting more graphic. Orgish wouldn't post the cat burning video though..
» Go Llamas! x2
on 09/20/04 by Opie
First here's the mp3 of the lotion
. Be sure you check out the groups
A car wreck during a news broadcast.
Cripple Gone Wild!
Look at this cat looking all ASIAN.
Typical dumb football player.
Saying cheese would be nasty.
About to be owned.
Hey honky, Get out of the picture!
Oh yeah! You're fat.
Reminds me of "The Mask".
He's like "Ohhhh"
Have a seat.
- FFL -
like this video.
- Glass dongs. Yay?
this isn't odd.
- X-ray hunter?????!
I don't know.
no way. Internet!
Freshman Sex Diet.
need me a bone knob.
Silence of the Lambs-ish.
guitar for trailer trash.
a fat princess all right
the road washed away.
let him fall off the rope.
- Come onnnn tittie, heavy
that headline say again?
kicked in the nuts hurts.
the hell kind of site is this?
flash thing is pretty retarded.
your own stickmen animation.
this book for your dumb sister.
liquor bottle. Absolutely useless.
guy that deals drugs. Cool beans.
Who's bringing the orderves?
would you want a skunk as a pet?
only if you go just go to sleep during it.
(Get it? haha)
eyeball edit from a recently posted pic.
long will Britney stay married for this time?
should some of you Internet guys out there.
wonder why there isn't any country music playing..
a dumb set of playing cards. (No pun intended)
great guide to posting on INTERNET FORUMS! (Funny)
- Oh goddamn, just think
what it will be like a 100 years from now.
are stupid... Notice how most are "animal right" pussies?
was wondering when the Ivan surf videos would enter the net.
free membership to an adult paysite, all you need is an email.
Good job submitting
stuff this weekend, I couldn't
even go through all of it yet.
» Tickle me
09/16/04 by Opie
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN!
Edit (9/17/04): I don't know who sings the song, so please
stop asking. Oh and check out some of the features.
You know what's gonna happen.
Jennifer Aniston Topless!
Look a submitted joke:
"How the fuck can u take out the comments section u dumb faggot. It was
the only reason people would come to ur half-assed shit infested site. Not
only that, but ur a lazy fuck so whoever actually came to this site doesnt
anymore cos of ur once-a-week update bullshit."
I took the comments off, because it's useless. It's full
of racist comments and "NO UPDATE?!! *tear*.
I generally post four times a week, if I feel like it. (Three this week
so for, TA-DA) If you would learn how to read dates and learn how to use
that "scroll" thing or actually navigate the site you would find other stuff
to beat your meat to.
You're apparently still coming to the site, but I guarantee you're not reading
this. Why? Because you're one of the 60% that just go click happy without
reading a goddamn thing.
If you think you can do better, get you a site as big as this one, keep
it updated, Oh and while having a full-time job and that "life" thing.
I try to make this site as "dummy-proof" as possible. Funny thing is that
most people that bitch and complain are the same person. Oh and you're right,
only 60 thousand came yesterday..
You're going to hell with me for laughing.
No, should be: DAMN NIGGA!
Bees having a threesome is funny.
Girls peeing outside is CRAZY!
World's smallest monkey.
The truth comes out.
Get ready for the Hurricanes!
That bitch stinks.
I'm not even going to touch the joke on this.
Who's gots the lighter?!
Things to think about
1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles
are always white?
3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something
new to eat will have materialized?
5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"? How
many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff
in that slot?
6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
the vacuum one more chance?
7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first
8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?
9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your
clothes would they eventually just disappear?
10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
cart than apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well,
it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash
pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat?
14. How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?
15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your
wife told you to do it?
16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is
suffering from sort of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
- FFL -
- Ha KFC
- Fallen Angel.
guide for ASIANS!
call it "at home sex".
- In the dark
on this one.
- This is gayer that
be singing this all day.
out for dogs driving.
Elite HE3t washer.. Sold.
more hockey for a while eh?
should start watching hockey.
- Tons of funny stuff over
it's a white boy that's gay.
my god.. What's this aboot?
- It gets funny,
watch it for a few.
- Wow! 60-WHOLE-8
to choose from?
you can wear Rick James. Bitch.
like they gave him a black hand.
up like Paris. (Camera not included)
game, I beat it in about a minute.
this idiot that killed himself on IRC?
in Canada.. If true I would be a heath god.
- Only $299 for this
bling bling dong rocket! (Looks like a toothbrush)
Window.. I'd put little black midgets picking cotton on mine.
smart people could use a thing called".htaccess" this wouldn't happen.
- More IP-RELAY
calls. I hope I don't kill his bandwidth too bad, because he's a forum member.
» IRC is just multiplayer
posted on 09/14/04 by Opie
Q and A
Q: What has 8 wheels and flies?
A: A Garbage truck
Q: What do you call a blonde with more than one brain cell?
A: Pregnant with a black kid.
Q: Why don't blacks play hide and seek?
A: No one will look for them.
Q: Why are nigger jokes so short?
A: So honkies can remember them.
Q: What's the number one speed modifications that blacks perform on cars?
A: Taking the Pizza Hut sign off.
Q: What do you say to a well dressed black guy?
A: Will the defendant please rise.
Q: What's the longest black joke?
A: The civil rights movement.
Q: How many babies can you fit into a telephone booth?
Q: Why aren't there any niggers in the NHL?
A: Too many honkies with sticks.
Q: What do you call a school bus full of white people?
Q: What did one tampon say to the other?
A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
Q: Why are lawn sprinklers racist?
A: Because they go: "spic, spic, spic, spic, - chink - nigga, nigga,nigga,nigga,nigga,nigga
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
A: Last years hide and seek winner.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the worm?
A: She buried it alive.
Q: Why are blacks always holding their dicks?
A: It's the only thing the white man hasn't taken from him yet.
Timmy: I'll take a number 2, NO PICKLES!
Drive Thru: Black/White trash person: Please roll around.
Check out that ass. (Porn)
Oh shit, fall.. boom. dead?
Let's go ramp stuff on Go-karts.
That wasn't nice, should have been acid.
Have you ever noticed how burns victims tend to stick together?
This is funny because someone actually too the time to make it.
Also available in BIG AND BLACK!
Jackie is silly.
I can only imagine how hard she fell.
Beats me sucka!
- FFL -
- Cry me a river
is one rich bitch.
about time by-gum.
eating fish, neat.
fuck a Hummer now.
as bad as the XFL.
- These test are always
Science Fair sucks.
duct tape mummees. That's it.
the magic butt hill you can see, dinosaurs. Sexy
- No thanks
Hilary, but show me some tittie. (Fake)
- People love
writing on their friends while they're passed out.
it, I need to start a weird fetish section or something.