» A bunch today.
09/15/06 by Opie
Mr. Rogers talks about hoes.
She said black cock.
New mentos commercial.
This hippo is a hero.
Hack a new coke machine.
Downs his self for art. Weirdo...
Why would you do this?
GTA: Vice Stories (sneak peak)
Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the
picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic site is ten
miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.
When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "OK Les Give me the bottle
"I didn't bring it," says Les. "I thought you packed it."
Mick gets worried, He turns to Alan, "Did you bring the bottle opener??"
Naturally Alan didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from Home without a
bottle opener. Mick and Alan beg Les to go back for It, but he refuses as he says
they will eat all the sandwiches.
After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise Lives that they will
not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Les sets off down the road at a
Twenty days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Alan are starving, but a
promise is a promise.
Another five days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally
they can't take it any longer so they take out a Sandwich each, and just as they
are about to eat it, Les pops up from behind a rock and shouts........
"I KNEW IT!......I'M NOT FUCKING GOING!"
You buy 18 items, you get 18 boxes.
He can't be that dumb.
So that's why....
You get salad and frog shit.
Another fake one?
I'd smell it too.
I hope this isn't real.
- FFL -
- This guy is cool.
a big ass.
at the pool.
girl is a slut.
- Great Mafia game.
need a taser gun.
- Very odd porn site.
are a cult now?
guy in Spanish.
hot teens first time.
- Death and Destruction!
Irwin death video.
your own fleshlight.
& girlfriends don't mix.
- The best music on
- I bet those
firemen got high.
your food with pimp spice.
ninja bank robber was captured.
Loken's amazing assets.
Theft Auto: Vice City Stories.
people deep throat - WTF?
ASIAN is hot and she's stripping.
is getting beat up in school.
crash in which a car was split in half.
- President Bush
uses Little Richard as translator.
- She's doing
some dinosaurs. It's a new one.. haha
» ohhhhh <- sex noise
on 09/13/06 by Opie
Note: Forums are open.. for now.
She's a football fan.
A couple are going out for a night on the town. They’re all dolled up, ready to go; the lights left on, the dog put out.
But just as the taxi arrives and they step out of the house, the dog darts back inside and won’t come out. They don’t want to leave the dog inside, so the husband goes upstairs to find it, while the wife goes to wait in the taxi.
Not wanting it known that the house will be empty, she explains to the driver that her husband had just gone “to say good-bye to my mother”.
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
“Sorry I took so long,” he says. “Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat-hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the backyard! She’d better not shit in the vegetable garden again!”.
The silence in the cab was deafening.
Send in better jokes
- FFL -
- Giant girl.
- The master.
- Saw 3 trailer.
- Urban Ninja II.
- Girl soccer fans.
- Sexist T-shirts.
- 911 Tribute video.
- Hot girl goes down.
- WOW + Sex = bad.
- Upside down titties.
- Casino Royale trailer.
- This guy is my hero.
- Jenna like never before.
- These guys are the shit.
- These girls are fucking hot.
- Nothing but fat pussy. Nice.
- This game will kill some time.
- Anna Nicole Smith's son died.
- Casio's new 10.1 MP camera.
- Irwin fans are killing stingrays.
- Raven Riley giving some head.
- Someone discovered a new bird.
- Most expensive cities in the world.
- First 5 pages of Transformers script.
- No pot until you do your homework.
- Why a lot of people watched Sin City.
- Lesbians in Cancun get caught on tape.
- Free porn if you have an e-mail address.
- You'll most likely play this game to much.
- I would be hoping to turn into Spiderman.
- The Numa Numa guy has a site and he's fatter.
- Why are they always after the GGW dude? He doesn't show fucking.
» I feel like shit.
posted on 09/11/06 by Opie
She falls on live TV.
This guy is crazy.. or something.
This isn't a dude I swear... haha
Q and A
Q: Did you hear they recalled Steve Irwin's line of sun screen?
A: Yea they said it couldn't protect against harmful rays!
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Cause if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Q. What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
- FFL -
- Sexy MILF.
- Hot blondes.
- Truck drifting.
- Hot girlfriends.
- Best teen orgy.
- Cool Mafia game.
- Almost perfect girl.
- Defend your planet.
- I hate this woman.
- This guy is a genius.
- Tera Patrick fucked.
- I bet that shit hurt.
- Pick a hole.. Any hole.
- Paris Hilton got a DUI.
- Tricks on a Pogostick.
- Don't mention oral sex.
- Dominos and pool trick.
- Forced to marry a goat.
- Yeliz Yesilmen is still hot.
- Catching catfish by hand.
- Some hot videos of Kate.
- Kevin Smith to try horror.
- A bunch of optical illusions.
- Elisha Cuthbert's sexy bits.
- Jennifer Love Hewitt gets hot.
- Christina Aguilera at the VMAs.
- Jenna Jameson frenchie frenzy.
- This dumb bitch deserved death.
- Click the color game. Apparently I suck.
- Maria Sharapova drops US Open trophy.
- The Golden Gate Bridge is a bridge of death.
- Justin Timberlake gets hot girls in his videos.
- If Earth was a village and had 100 people in it....
- This dude edited himself into an episode of Full House.
» bang bang bang
posted on 09/08/06 by Opie
The only reason most watch UFC. (BLOOD!)
This is hilarious.
Doing fun stuff on bikes.
Steve Irwin was a very passionate guy.
Strongbad makes a funny.
Reporter gets his ass beat.
Little Davies kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
"Yes," said the policeman.
"The detectives want very badly to capture him."
Little Davie asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"
- FFL -
- Hot lesbians.
- Orgasm Control.
- LUCKY # SLEVIN.
- Hard teen nipples.
- Snowmobile Wipe out.
- 3 girls and him. Lucky.
- College bunny fucked.
- Jessica Alba sex scene.
- Girls from Russia are ugh.
- Chick masturbating. Yay!
- Every Southpark episode.
- Jenny rides stap-on dildo.
- Phone up the ass in prison.
- Buffalo Bills - Cheerleaders.
- Check out Jesus Camp.. haha
- He actually kicked his own ass.
- Scarlett Johansson in the Prestige.
- This actually has a cool beat to it.
- Buying flowers for Australian models.
- I wonder who put the cuffs on him?
- Cool art made out of paper. (Cutting)
- I want this panda sentenced to death.
- Scroll down to the DJ Smitty Scandal.
- Yahoo is smart but hiring a hot reporter.
- Britney Spear's hot sex scene. (Almost)
- Steve Irwin on Conan. (Funny interview)
- If I was a soldier, I would dress as Batman.
- What's the big deal about Tom Cruise's baby?
- Was it Dakota Fanning? (Yes, I know I'm going to hell)
posted on 09/06/06 by Opie
Note: If anyone is still getting that installer shit from the pop-ups, please send a screen shot to me.
Best money shot ever or the funniest.
Three girls go out one night and get really wasted. At the end of the night they part ways and promise to meet the next morning for a big greasy breakfast.
The next morning all three girls show up looking much the worse for ware and begin to retell there various adventures in heading home.
"When I walked through the front door" the first girl starts "I made it about three steps before lying down and blowing chunks for about 15 mins".
The other girls agreed that yes, that was pretty bad.
Then the second girl claimed she could top that. "When I was leaving I thought it would be a good idea to drive my car home, and I subsequently wrapped it round a tree and wrote it off. I'm lucky to be here."
The other two were shocked.
Thinking she could top even that the third girl piped up,"well, when I got home I put the stove on to make some eggs and passed out, forgetting about them and burnt out half my kitchen."
There was a stunned silence until the first girl coughed and said "I don't think you guys understand, Chunks is the name of my dog."
Oh that Lohan!
- FFL -
- UFO in China.
- Lesbian bathtub.
- Pink dildo whore.
- Stacy Kiebler's ass.
- 5 hot naked chicks.
- Indiana Jones game.
- He looks great for 100.
- Perfect teen cameltoe.
- It has already started...
- 50 dumbest street signs.
- Tattoo without the pain.
- "Why? Because I was high."
- Polygamist fugitive captured!
- The F-650 is a bad ass truck.
- Holly Valance in Dead or Alive.
- Star Trek meets Monty Python.
- Shakes on a plane! (Good read)
- Pinocchio would love to hit this.
- Some little kid got SAAACCCKed.
- His last name is Fagg. HAHAHA...
- This chick has an awesome rack.
- Possibly the dumbest game ever.
- I was jacking it while reading this.
- Jennifer love huge tits is the best.
- Since when are black people crazy?
- Why would anyone do this to their baby.
- College chick, I mean whore getting pounded.
- Old James Brown interview. This nigga is funny.
- Noah takes a photo of himself everyday for 6 years.
» Enjoy your Labor Day
posted on 09/04/06 by Opie
By the way... I didn't expect so many of you guys to actually watch that "1 million thank you" shit. Neat though.
I think his Mom had an evil plan of him falling.
This is when Millionaire was cool.
This is full body pimped. (I might have posted?)
Girls do fart.
That sure is a neat trick.
In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.
Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!
Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.
Jesus and Moses are up in heaven sitting around, trying to think of something to do. Moses says, "Hey Jesus, I think it would be fun to go down to earth and perform miracles like in the good old days, what do you think?" Jesus agrees and they head down to earth.
Once they get there, Moses says, "I think what i want to do first is part the red sea, that was a lot of fun." So Moses goes and parts the Red Sea and comes back and says, "That was awesome, what do you want to do, Jesus?"
Jesus thinks for a while and then says, "You know, I really enjoyed walking on water, I think I will do that again." So Jesus goes over to a lake and starts walking across the water. As soon as he starts, though, he begins to sink to the bottom.
He comes back to land disappointed and Moses says, "Well, I guess the last time you did that you didn't have holes in your feet."
- FFL -
- Virgin sex.
- PeePee pants.
- Cool body paint.
- Dirty ass dentist.
- This is a woman?
- Nasty school girl.
- Cock Rings'R'US
- This is pretty fun.
- Get a fake beer belly.
- Hidden teen sex cam.
- What the hell is this..?
- Cow abduction is real.
- ASIAN with fake titties.
- These police dogs rule.
- Sucking dick in the dark.
- Curse of the Golden Flower.
- Yeliz Yesilmen is fucking hot.
- Hookers will take your money.
- Uh oh. I'm posting some porn.
- David Copperfield is the Devil.
- Crashed, then does a nice dance.
- We just call it jacking off down south.
- This kid needs some help via INTERNET.
- The Most AMAZING Breasts In The world.
- Some guys watching Pokemon.. funny stuff.
- Why don't all these faggots go fuck each other.
- If you ever read Highlights you'll kill time with this.
- Steve Irwin (Croc Hunter) was killed by a stingray.
- Apparently he didn't want his kids to learn anymore.
- Or we could just photoshop a black cock in your butt.
» shit storm
posted on 09/01/06 by Opie
The rest of the post are in the Archives
The Dailybabes will FINALLY return later today.
And now here's a bunch of crap to look at:
The Emmy's opener.. Oh that Conan!
This girl isn't right.
Great 911 called. I bet he got fired.
Spawn of Satan.
Momma got scared.
ANYTHING WITH A MIDGET IS FUNNY!
Dead or Alive movie trailer
Quick Q and A
Q: Why doesn't Jesus own any boats?
A: Because he can fucking walk on water.
Q: Why does Snoop Dogg always drink pop?
A: Because he likes the fizzle.
Q: How to you kill a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you kill a red elephant?
A: Choke it until it turns blue, then kill it with a blue elephant gun.
A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead.
Well, now she's angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!"
"Shut up," she says. "You're next."
Not him too!
Way to think of students.
No surprises here.
Wallpaper for ya.
This was on a porn site.
Cobra Commander drink or SNAKES IN A BOTTLE!
- FFL -
- BMW VS Audi.
- Now this is art.
- Deepthroat 101.
- I like pink shirts.
- She has 4 titties.
- The UK is doomed.
- This is a neat trick.
- Zoey: Guy and Girls
- Extreme car surfing.
- Brawl in Burger King.
- Ashlee Simpson drunk.
- Jessica Simpson is hot.
- What a great confession.
- Sex Bomb Sarah is back!
- World's oldest person died.
- This movie looks interesting.
- This myspace is uh different.
- Get yourself some cool shirts.
- Getting your pad "date ready".
- Scarface Platinum Edition DVD.
- Blonde has sex on her webcam.
- Re-posting the best song ever.
- Needing an expert with Myspace.
- Big ass shark caught on a fly rod.
- Freak show and some dead babies.
- Katrina rebuild. Check on the 360 video tour.
- Trust me, this is worth reading. Nasty ass.
- Well, I've had a 24-year boner, I'm going to get paid.
- Polar bears balls are shrinking because it's fucking cold.