changes are coming... posted on Sunday 7/27/03 by Shane



Holy shit remember this game?!!



- FFL -

- Limp penis.
- Got crack?
- Cycle+car.
- Stop it god.
- Whores rule.
- L33t google.
- I like thongs.
- Strip or DIE!
- Stupid vets.
- Animal police.
- Poke the eye.
- Be a rock star.
- Cool animations.
- This game rules.
- One cool guy here.
- Mutant Digital Toy.
- More PRICELESS!
- Must be a dirty CD.
- I wonder if I can join.
- The Kobe hump game.
- One cent and growing.
- Cool people drive these.
- Already a site for Kobe.
- Learn how to bow. Neat.
- eBay mangement is lame.
- Pink sucks, blue is BETTER.
- Want to torture some cats?
- They don't like these toys..
- Topless Golf, hell I'd play now.
- Shut the fucking internet off!
- Rhino and dancing doesn't mix.
- You may learn something here.
- Now you can take over the world.
- Finally, wait that's already my job.
- They should just leave it like this.
- Turn your speakers up REALLY loud.
- Girls you don't want to break one of these.

15 comments forums posted on Friday 7/25/03 by Shane

http://forums.entensity.net

Go now. It was fixed last night but the host must of set me on 2mbs since the old server has the bandwidth exceeded page. If you aren't registered then you'll have to wait until the dns updates..

Keep an on on the updates page as you can see I've done/doing some new stuff to the site..

8 comments short and sweet posted on Wednesday 7/23/03 by Shane

30 thing we have not "learnt" watching porn

1.Women wear high heels to bed.
2.Men are never impotent.
3.When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4.If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5.Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6.Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7.Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8.Women always orgasm when men do.
9.A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.
10.All women are noisy fucks.
11.People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12.Those tits are real.
13.A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14.Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15.If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16.Double penetration makes women smile.
17.Asian men don't exist.
18.If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19.There's a plot.
20.When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21.Nurses suck patients´ cocks.
22.Men always pull out.
23.When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking both of you.
24.Women never have headaches... or periods.
25.When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it´s important for him to remind her to "suck it."
26.Assholes are clean.
27.A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28.Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29.When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
30.Men don't have to beg.

E-mail I got:

Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Since nobody here seems to be able to get me what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circut to get where I need myself. I am going to need an easy to follow picture diagram for a simple time travel circut, which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any schematics you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use Or if you have the rechargeable AMD dimensional warp generator wrist watch unit available, and are 100% certain you have a (secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply. Send a separate email to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com.

Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back to you.

Thank You
leaderenxukzufydssskogmhgx

What the hell? I have one too!

-FFL -

- Pinball!
- What fun.
- 733t p0rn.
- Strip Tetris.
- Evil Movies!!
- Clay kittens.
- Bungee Ball..
- Boobs rule.
- This is hard.
- Senses Test.
- Are you gay?
- Pick-Up Lines.
- I'm a little Evil.
- Like Ali Landry?
- Humor yourself.
- These kids suck.
- Computer Tricks.
- The Pop Up Bunch.
- My type of snorkel.
- Flame thrower car.
- Is he retarded too?
- Stripper in training.
- Breast Implants rule.
- The Cap Attack game.
- Thong freaks. Daddy like.
- Snowcraft paintball style.
- A whole site for this kid.
- Just for you gamer geeks.
- I like to move it.. movie it.
- Would you girls go for this?
- Would be sexier with carrots.
- Slap hands.. Slap HANDS!!!!!!!
- Cockblock.. I mean Clockblock.
- More like crazy bitches against...
- Wow this game is hard.[/sarcasm]
- Disposable Email. (Could come in handy)
- They called him the "Osarm Myer Wiener".
- Must be that miracle Make-up I heard about.

Next post will have more shit, but I got some new shit to add to the site.

29 comments Quick.. Tell me I rule. posted on Saturday 7/19/03 by Shane

I went to the post office the other day and burst out laughing when I saw a fat ass lady getting her son to tie her shoes. I accidentally dropped my mailed and waiting for her to pick it up. Anyway...


Holy shit! Haha this is crazy

Some get these hoes some breakfast.



Uh I think yuck sums it up.


Funny Images:



- FFL -

- Shoot Out.
- Scroll down.
- Mr. Wiggles.
- My life story.
- Man this is gay.
- Brand your kids.
- The porn google.
- Nascar prank call.
- Grrr vampire cats.
- The Survivor hoes.
- Dude am I tripping?
- Kindergarten Killer!!
- Lots of stuff in here.
- Moooo bang moooo...
- Pretty fun little game.
- Nice washing machine.
- Really cool animation's.
- I started to bid on this.
- I can balance a toothpick.
- New aged nipple huggers.
- First Skeeball now Peeball.
- More of those ASCII movies.
- What's this like 20 years old?
- Put captions on these pictures.
- How to win at Super Mario Bros.
- Why do people make shit like this.
- Holy shit an autographed picture of..
- Now you can make your own fastfood.
- Undress women, what more do you need.
- These people look like celebs. (not really)
- Finally a guide. (P.S. If you do this you're gay)
- Sad that I sat here 20 minutes popping these.
- Haha click the images on the left, it's emotional.
- Geeks have found a way to use their unused dicks.
- Before you piss your pants with anger, click the images.
- It's chicken people... just fucking chicken. Not like it's cocks.

Oh yeah I got the forums finish and will start back working on the site now.

14 comments It's time .. it's I dunno.. posted on Monday 7/14/03 by Shane



I got to level 14
Look at Christina:


Too bad she has "the fat" now..
The Media:



- FFL -

- Slurp.
- Bra Ball.
- In 1947..
- Kat Puke.
- Haha lick it.
- System error.
- Golden arrow.
- Flesh or Food?
- Finally in a jar.
- Ummm alright.
- Hmm odd site.
- Badger Racing!!!
- Yay for the ass.
- This is annoying..
- Matrix.. ASCII style!
- Draw on your screen.
- But what a way to go.
- Walk around the hotel.
- Funny bumper stickers.
- Watch this for a little bit..
- Paint-balls and naked girls.
- Nude cats and LIVE = kinky.
- Holy hell... what a dumbshit.
- Saddam Hussein Arrested!!!
- Safety Quiz.. Microsoft style.
- Pretty cool motorcycle game.
- This is one cool mother fucker.
- Are you healthy? I am.. hooray.
- Hey kids you can be a killer now!
- Mean green and a big cock machine.
- Still believe what people type in ads?
- If you buy this, please slit your wrist.
- Things I've Learned from My Children.
- This squirrel is crazzzzzy. - Brian Fellow.
- Jesus fucking rocks.. apparently to this guy.
- The music makes my foot tap and this a racing game.

If you want to post on Entensity read the post below. Now off to finishing the forums and other site stuff I said I would do.

39 comments Want to post? posted on Monday 7/14/03 by Shane

Even though I still have time to find stuff to post here I lack the time on posting it. I'm looking for one or two people (at least 17 or older) to post on entensity.

Now I will still do my regular post once or twice a week but entensity would be better with some more post. Right? Since 60% of you come here for post instead of the content here.

You must be able to do the following:

- Post at least once a week.
- Post stuff like I post, but new stuff.
- Post with correct grammar. None of that stupid shit.
- Tell 100 of your friends about entensity.. wait this is the net crowd..

If you do the following I will do something evil:

- Plug your site in any type of way.
- Use any type of scripts.

Well I realized I'm smart, so I'll screen your post before they are posted on entensity for a while.

To apply send me an email with a little taste on what you can post on. Don't even think about doing the whole "blah blah blah ... source - blah.com" This is not a news site and people know how to turn on the TV or browse at CNN.

email - meeeeee

I'll also give you an entensity email address if I pick you and I'll post this afternoon again.

16 comments phase 2 - ???? posted on Monday 7/7/03 by Shane

That Silly Penguin is back Again - Billy Madison

Damn I need to start being a dork again and staying home, so I can play on the computer more. Anyway I haven't been on since the 4th and When I got back to check my mail I see this. So if you've emailed me please be patient goddamn it. Also you you haven't noticed I added a page for you guys to submit stuff to me (link under each post), this will make post more frequent. So submit shit so others can enjoy.

Stuff to come:
- Post archives.
- All features updated again, maybe something new?
- Downloads cleaned up and more added.

And of course other stuff, but I won't go to far since I don't mess with the site but a few hours every other day or so. I'll keep you updated in the updates page. Now to the good shit...

Masturbation Gone Bad:

Bright Idea

I came home drunk one night and started masturbating in the bathroom. Because I was drunk, I wasn't getting good sensation. I squatted and screwed a burned out light bulb into my ass. When I came I fell backwards and broke the light bulb. It took a lot of straining, digging and tearing to get the metal out of my ass. I bled for two days. I don't use any thing breakable any more.

Shower Shot

The first time I masturbated in the shower I didn't really expect my cum to shoot out so fiercely so I wasn't aiming and I let myself ejaculate freely. Unfortunately my accuracy was way off and it shot straight into my left eye! I was crawling around in the shower for at least 20 minutes trying to wash it all out of my eyes

Coke and a Smile

I had a sex with a glass coca-cola bottle. It became stuck and wouldn't come off and I realized it was because of vacuum pressure in that bottle caused it to seal inside my pussy. I had the ambulance come to drill a little hole on the pop bottle for it to let some air release and it came off. Never would fuck the damn bottle again. I love any toys beside something like this!

Feel the Heat

Having discovered the pleasures of minty things like Altoids on my cock, I got to thinking about what the "other side" might be like.

So, I poured a couple of drops of Tabasco sauce on the head of my dick and started to wank. it was feeling good, so I poured several more drops on my dick AND my ball sack. it felt absolutely tremendous when I came, but unfortunately the Tabasco was just getting started. long story short, I had to spent over an hour in the shower trying in vain to douse the heat, which felt like a fire consuming every inch of my genitals for the duration. it was NOT worth it!

Butter My Croissant

I was masturbating one day with a butter knife but I went in too far and cut myself. It hurt and I had to be rushed to the hospital. But after that, there was nothing wrong with me, but I never use butter knives for masturbation any more!

Rubbers

One time, I decided to use a rubber band for a cockring, the problem was that it was so tight that it hurt, and turned my penis purple... It was so tight I couldn't grab it with my fingers, so I was forced to use a knife to cut it off. I am happy to report that I still have my penis, and that it works fine. At the time it happened... I was so scared... but thank god I was able to hold the knife steady in my nervous state.

Candle in the Wind

The only thing I could find to masturbate with was a candle, and I was using that when my parents walked in. I faked being asleep, and after awhile I feel asleep for real. When I woke up the candle had melted in me and it took me two weeks to get all the wax out of me.

Saran Wrapped

When I was younger I wanted to use a condom to wank in. I couldn't get hold of one though. So I thought: CLINGFILM (you might call it sandwich wrapping or Saran Wrap in the U.S)! So I made a nice pocket for my dick in clingfilm. When I put it on it slipped and wasn't tight enough, so I decided to tape it up at the base of my dick. I then got in bed and humped a pillow. Afterwards I went to take it off but it was stuck to my pubes. My pubes were tangled up in sticky tape! I lost a handful pubes (pulled from the roots), before I managed to find a pair of scissors. It is really painful having your pubes ripped clean off.

Just Trying Them On For Size

I thought my straight roommate was going to be gone for the day. He came home early and caught me in HIS bed masturbating in HIS underwear... He moved out shortly thereafter.

This is funny:

A man wearing a ski mask into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the fucking safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your fucking head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.

"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"

"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.

"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.

"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the ski mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......

"Not that fucking difficult is it?" he says

I'd Hit it!



Funny Images:



- FFL -

- Elvis lives.
- Nasty ebay.
- Flash Guitar.
- GTA, real life.
- Dumbass flash.
- Dumbass test.
- American Girls.
- I failed. HELL!!!
- Psychic Chicken.
- I submitted 911.
- This is some shit.
- Mass Destruction.
- Virtual Drug Dealer.
- Real images or CG?
- White stripes suck.
- What a lovely couple.
- What the fucking shit!?
- This will come in handy.
- Flash Mountain. Really..
- This is ambiguously gay.
- Bush fall down go boom.
- Mentos the Freshmaker.
- Matrix Reloaded Bloopers.
- Look at this silly penguin.
- I wonder which kiddie won.
- Go fast and get a headache.
- You'll be cool if you wear this.
- I want her to wash my truck.
- Who the hell would make this?
- I really need to see this movie.
- Join the forums for more shit like this.
- Killer whale kicks a shark's ass, uh tail.
- Hey kids make your own Hair Spray Gun!
- They have another lesson! (learn english)
- Send this to someone you want to piss off.

And finally..
- If you ever get a ticket mailed to you with your picture and how fast your were going etc.. mail them back a picture of some money and handcuffs.

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