3 middle-aged women have been meeting up for ladies night every Wednesday for as long as they can remember.
One particular night, they drink too much, way too much. I mean falling down, sloppy, stupid wasted.
The next day they all meet up for coffee and naturally, they talk about the events from the previous night.
The first woman says that she got the most wasted. " I crashed my car on the way home. I completely totaled it, spent a night in the hospital, and got a DUI. I was the most wasted.
The second woman says no way, she was the most wasted. "I made it home but started a huge fight with my husband. I ended up knocking over a candle and burning the house down! I have no place to live now! I was the most wasted."
Now the third woman chimes in. "That's all well and good, but I was definitely the most wasted. I had sex with Paul."
"How is that worse?" the second woman says, " I burned my house down, she totaled her car, you just had sex!"
UFC 118 Nate Diaz vs. Marcus Davis (God I hate Diaz)
UFC 118 Joe Lauzon vs. Gabe Ruediger
Little kid cussing like a sailor in COD.
Cat playing duck hunt.
And we're done.
Another stripper pole FAIL.
Let's kick each other in the face.
Great Interview.
Holy fart Batman!
World of Warcraft porn?
Busted by her Mom.
Joke
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
In a kindergarten class, a teacher asks three children what they did at recess, after returning to class. The teacher asks little Sally what she did at recess. Little Sally said she played in the sandbox. The teacher says "Sally, if you can spell "sand" on the blackboard, I'll give you a cookie." Sally spells "sand" and gets her cookie.
The teacher then asks little Jimmy what he did during recess. He said he played in the sandbox with Sally. The teacher says "Jimmy, if you can spell "box" on the blackboard, I'll give you a cookie." He spells "box" and gets his cookie.
The teacher then asks little Shaniqua what she did at recess. She said that she tried to play with Sally and Jimmy in the sandbox, but they threw rocks at her. The teacher says "Shaniqua, that sounds like blatant racial discrimination to me. If you can spell "blatant racial discrimination" on the blackboard I'll give you a cookie"
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