Oh Hank! posted on 09/16/13 by Opie



Man In Wheelchair Runs On Treadmill



Guy does Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball Video.. haha



The Bloody Tampon Shot.. What in the fuck!



What is the Worst Thing You Ever Heard Your Mommy Say



Extreme Tubing!!!!!



Asians are better at gaming



Check out this last name and News Anchor Pronounces it.



Guy carries his GF hoping to keep her dry from rain, then this happened



Pro Armwrestler vs Pro Bodybuilder



Michael Myers Needs Love Too!



How To Make A Paper Airplane Fly Forever



HOLY TITTIES BATMAN!



Look at the Butt on that



Two VERY nice Asses get fucked



Oh, Nice.



Alexis Texas The Booty Angel



Sensual Jane and her Big Tits!



Mother Daughter Sharing the D



Flexible Bedroom Fun



Cute girl with a super hot body gets fucked

Joke

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.

The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was the pharmacist!"

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[NSFW] - DAT ASS!
[NSFW] - Social Sex
[NSFW] - Nice Cleavage
[ SFW ] - Best Party Ever
[NSFW] - Work-Out sex (GIF)
[NSFW] - Office Affair (37:13)
[NSFW] - Blonde Orgy (33:08)
[ SFW ] - KILL SOME ZOMBIES!
[ SFW ] - Uh oh, URINE Trouble!
[NSFW] - I would marry her tits
[ SFW ] - Eating crackers on meth
[ SFW ] - Bought a few for myself!
[NSFW] - After Shower Sex (37:43)
[ SFW ] - Jurassic Park Meets Metal
[ SFW ] - It's Not Porn...It's HBO haha
[NSFW] - Beautiful Dylan Ryder (41:24)
[NSFW] - Arab Class Room Sex (18:51)
[NSFW] - Super HOT Cam chick (46:41)
[NSFW] - Young Teen Threesome (7:59)
[NSFW] - MILF takes 12-inch cock (7:53)
[NSFW] - This is a weird sex fetish (15:01)
[ SFW ] - Mortal Kombat: Legacy II (Trailer)
[NSFW] - Fun amateur threesome sex (22:03)
[NSFW] - Girls getting fucked on a Bus (31:48)
[ SFW ] - College Football: Kicker Banks Field Goal
[ SFW ] - Miley Cyrus Twerks On Classic Art Work
[ SFW ] - Herpes-infected monkeys terrorize Florida
[NSFW] - Amateur Girl Knows How to Fuck! (11:09)
[NSFW] - Stinky Cock Makes Her Puke.. haha (0:41)
[NSFW] - Slutty Mom Screws Her Sons Friend (39:15)
[NSFW] - Blonde Bombshell Can't Control Herself (9:58)
[NSFW] - 18yo stepdaughter rides dick like a pro (7:37)
[NSFW] - Busty Babes Getting Down On A Plane (41:23)
[NSFW] - Gianna Michaels And Sara Jay Threesome (29:58)
[NSFW] - Passed out girlfriend gets an uninvited facial (3:13)
[NSFW] - Girl's crotch tattoo hurts so much, it's orgasmic (2:10)
[NSFW] - Sasha Grey And Sunny Lane In Hot Threesome (39:58)
[NSFW] - Do NOT get into a slap-fest with the big boobed Gianna
[NSFW] - Blindfolded Syrian Teen Gets Executed by a Firing Squad
[NSFW] - Hot Girls Farting Compilation.. Not even sure why this exists.
[ SFW ] - Porn Star Breaks His Penis and Asks Fans to Pay Medical Bills
[NSFW] - Brazilian couple enjoys a "Sex on the Beach"... Literally! (2:00)
[ SFW ] - A band called ShitFucker with an Album called Suck Cocks in Hell

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uh oh scary day posted on 09/13/13 by Opie



Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball (Nicolas Cage Edition)



Friday The 13th Prank



How Americans Ski Jump According To Japanese Game



This Video Will Blow Your Mind



Misleading Condom Instructions



Top Segway Fails Compilation



Cheap way to Skydive



Jumping Jack Ants vs. Huntsman Spider (Action starts around 30sec mark)



Self siphoning beads



After Surgery Funny Guy haha



Kid finds Mom's Dildo



Tall blonde amateur is one of the hottest



Wait until you see the tits that go with dat Ass



Poor pledges using strapon and fucked their sisters for hazing



This is sexy as fuck



DAT ASS.. DAT ASS Again!



Lisa Ann, Ahryan Astyn, and some dude.. HOT



Need more of this chick!



The Cam Whore Awards: Round Two



Shameless Girl Gets Butt Ass Naked In Public



Two in the Pink

Joke

A girl is standing at The Gates of Heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside.

She says to St. Peter, "What's going on?"

He says, "That's the sound of new angels getting big holes drilled into their backs for their wings, and small holes drilled into their heads for their halos."

She says, "Heaven sounds terrible. I think maybe I'd rather go to Hell."

St. Peter says, "In Hell, you'll be constantly raped and sodomized."

She says, "That's okay. I've already got holes for that."

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[NSFW] - Social Sex
[ SFW ] - Party Bitches
[NSFW] - Check her out
[ SFW ] - Way too funny
[ SFW ] - Car Chase Baby
[NSFW] - Girls with Guns!
[ SFW ] - Funny Ass Shirts
[NSFW] - The Money Shot!
[NSFW] - Come onnn Tittie!
[NSFW] - Cock Tease Video
[ SFW ] - How to unload Kegs
[ SFW ] - Need some clean pee?
[ SFW ] - Military Shooter Game
[ SFW ] - Arabs Vs Rocket.. SHIT!
[NSFW] - Sensual Handjob (10:12)
[NSFW] - Amateur Lucky Guy (71:42)
[ SFW ] - Find the Hidden Objects (Game)
[ SFW ] - Breaking Bad Death Compilation
[NSFW] - One Redhead And A Blonde (31:00)
[NSFW] - Young teen painfully fucked (16:42)
[ SFW ] - The Future of Gaming looks Awesome
[NSFW] - Busty Mother Fucks Sons Friend (25:28)
[NSFW] - Latin pussy in hot fucking action (22:20)
[ SFW ] - The most disgusting thing ever to donate
[NSFW] - Almost 2 hours of Amateur Porn! (117:26)
[NSFW] - Couple Fucks Around In Bathroom (26:36)
[NSFW] - MILF with a set of Big Natural Tits! (22:02)
[ SFW ] - 11 Sexiest Female Gaming Villains of all time
[NSFW] - Masked black couple fucking around (31:53)
[NSFW] - Busty Girl Defiles Herself All Over Ikea (7:53)
[ SFW ] - Boat stabilizes with the help of internal waves
[NSFW] - Real Mother and Daughter Threesome (43:00)
[NSFW] - Girl gets Creampied while on her Period (1:45)
[ SFW ] - Las Vegas Underground Nuclear Bachelor Bunker
[NSFW] - Mature MILF with young man in bedroom (33:50)
[NSFW] - Hot Busty Latina get the Anal Treatment (42:29)
[NSFW] - Fine as FUCK chick dancing NAKED via Cam (13:28)
[NSFW] - Drunk Russian amateur gets fucked in the backseat
[NSFW] - Hot chick fucks a weird wooden statue on cam (1:53)
[ SFW ] - Foul-Mouthed Old Lady Getting Ejected from the US Open
[NSFW] - Blonde teenager gets fucked hard on different positions (28:39)
[ SFW ] - Boston bike rack fixed by group on night out (Why is this news?)
[NSFW] - Just wait until you see the enormous dildo she puts up her... (2:32)

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All porn videos are 9:11 j/k posted on 09/11/13 by Opie



W.O.W



Miley Cyrus Naked



Those Boobs Win the Best Titties Ever Award



Which couple cums faster?



I love me some Sara Stone!



She gets the D



This Cute Teen has AWESOME Tits



Escort Flips Her Shit On Client



I want a Massage from her



The best of Painal!



I SEEEEE YOUUUU



Hot as fuck (GIF)

Joke

A man's wife disappears and he's accused of killing her. At the trial, his lawyer tells the jury, "Ladies and gentlemen, I have amazing news. Not only is my client's wife actually alive, but she'll walk through that door in ten seconds."

An expectant silence settles over the courtroom, but nothing happens.

"Think about that," the lawyer says. "The fact that you were watching the door, expecting to see the missing woman, proves that you have a reasonable doubt as to whether a murder was actually committed."

He sits down confidently, and the judge sends the jury off to deliberate. They return in ten minutes and declare the man guilty.

"Guilty?" says the lawyer. "How can that be? You were all watching the door!"

"Most of us were watching the door," says the foreman. "But one of us was watching the defendant, and he wasn't watching the door."



IT'S HUMP DAY!



And one more...



Ice Burn



I would have honked my horn



I've done this



Something you don't see everyday



Knowing that fat ass can walk



I love you



I hate dumb people



That Stella at it again!



Little out of date



I like that Bra



In the Ghetto



LOL



HAHAHA

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[NSFW] - Social Sex
[ SFW ] - Soo funny!
[ SFW ] - Minecraft fans?
[ SFW ] - Sucks To Be You
[ SFW ] - Crazy Puppy Party
[NSFW] - Teen Squirt (10:05)
[NSFW] - Hot Girls in Yoga Pants
[ SFW ] - Praying Mantis Attacks!
[NSFW] - Remove that Bikini please
[NSFW] - Nightvision Sex Tape (1:30)
[NSFW] - Olivia likes to tease (20:44)
[NSFW] - American Cream Pie (25:28)
[NSFW] - My wife's Hot Sister (21:11)
[NSFW] - She begs him for sex (33:35)
[NSFW] - Somebody watching you pee?
[NSFW] - Ewa Sonnet should really do porn
[NSFW] - Cute teen putting on show (31:15)
[NSFW] - It's like a Dorm Room Orgy! (44:24)
[NSFW] - Perfect Ass and Perfect Tits (6:07)
[NSFW] - Look at all these Amateurs! (1:37:16)
[NSFW] - She's holding herself via own butt cheeks
[NSFW] - Crazy porn bitch goes nuts on some dude
[NSFW] - Smoking hot teen fucks her bedpost (5:23)
[NSFW] - The Biggest Tits You'll See All Day! (22:24)
[NSFW] - Ladies Work Out Muscles And Pussy (37:05)
[ SFW ] - Monty Python and the Holy Grail Modern Trailer
[ SFW ] - Kimmel was behind the "Worst Twerk Fail EVER"
[NSFW] - Blonde amateur looks innocent but don't be fool
[NSFW] - Most Ridiculous & Extreme Orgasm Ever (25:32)
[NSFW] - Super hot Blonde Teen Homemade Sextape (15:02)
[ SFW ] - Guy made a site about his Life and Death (Suicide)
[NSFW] - Dude gets busted banging a Hooker in an Alley (3:00)
[NSFW] - Syrian Rebel Gets Shot in the Face While Firing His AK47
[ SFW ] - The Best Map Ever Made of America's Racial Segregation
[NSFW] - Russian Cops Shoot and Kill a Bear That Was Roaming Through a City
[NSFW] - Busty Andi Anderson pushes out a creampie after getting fucked (31:32)

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Something New posted on 09/09/13 by Opie

Note: Hey Look! I made the FFL better! It's a "rough draft" but you get the idea



How Predator Eats his Cereal



Sparta School (Hard Dubstep Edit) HAHAHAHA



Never Twerk in front of the door (Wait for it!)



Reaction To Magic: White People Vs Black People



Eminem ESPN Interview is a little Ridiculous



Westboro Mingle



Probably the dumbest way to break your arm.



Little Girl Pole Dancing Fail



Home Shopping Blooper.. That is not a Horse.



Best Female Twerk (See Note at end of Today's Post)



22 People Get Killed in a Brutal Truck Accident in South Africa



What the fuck did I just watch?



Epic Hottie With Tubesocks Sextape



Adorable Teen Lesbians



Holy shit! Doesn't get much Hotter than This!



The BEST Tits I've ever seen on Webcam!



Multiple Orgasms With a Vibrator



Sexy Housewife Fucking Her Hubby



I LOVE Natural Tits!



Flashing Double-D's While She Skis



Jynx Maze fucked hard

Joke

A very Christian woman marries a very Christian man. Following the words of the Bible, "Be fruitful and multiply," they have many children. 16 over the course of 18 years, to be exact.

A few years later, the husband dies suddenly of a heart attack. The lady remarries another man, and they have 17 children over the course of 22 years. The woman's second husband dies of old age.

The woman herself dies a few years later. At her funeral, her sister remarks, "Well, at least they're finally together."

"Who? She and her husbands?" asks the pastor.

"No," says the sister. "Her legs."

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25 Year Old Blackhead I threw up a little SFW
Bloodbath Avenue Zombie Killing Game SFW
Social Sex Find yourself a fuck buddy SFW
MILF fucks Step-son Lucky Fuck. [14:28] NSFW
Baby car chase Baby with a Mustache SFW
Worth a Look at the Shirts! Really good deals SFW
Sexy Ganja Girl panties Weed and Booty NSFW
Oculus Rift = Porn A commercial not for Kids NSFW
Ready For Yoga Holy Yoga Pants ASS Batman! SFW
Need some clean pee? Pass that piss test with ease! SFW
Cosplay Girls of Dragon Con 2013 I love Sexy Nerds SFW
Skin Diamond Takes it up da ass [49:53] NSFW
Naughty Anal Sluts They like it in DA BUTT [55:11] NSFW
What in the fuck did I just watch? People should really lay
off drugs SFW
Blonde and Brunette Amateur Yay for Amateur Lesbians! [3:58]
NSFW
Toothpaste commercial I could watch these Tits all Day NSFW
Super Hot Cam Girls Tell them to get naked for FREE NSFW
Motorcycle Guy Trolls Security Guard Rent a cop gets angry SFW
Curios kinky lesbian teens just over 18 Barely 18 and left alone!
[25:49] NSFW
Cops Tow away a guys bike for no reason Fuck the Police
SFW
ASIAN with some great Tits! HEY! An Uncensored ASIAN clip [60:09]
NSFW
Gorgeous babe gets nailed by a dong She got Jungle Fever She go...
[26:23] NSFW
Horny teen Alexis playing hardcore Another reason to love Blondes
[58:18] NSFW
Ylvis - The Fox This music video is so retarded it's Great!
SFW
Super Hot Teen Masturbates Live on Webcam DEM TITTIES! [26:08]
NSFW
32 NFL Quarterbacks As Their Team?s Nicknames Gallery
NSFW
Graphic Aftermath of a Car Accident in Thailand Twisted, in every
sense of the word... NSFW
Brandy Taylor You can see those tits from Space! [23:14] NSFW
Two Cute Lesbian Teens Playing with each other via Webcam [16:27]
NSFW
Ylvis - Someone Like Me Music turns into Pure Awesome at the
2:50 mark!!!!! SFW
GF Filmed Washing Her Big Ass Boobs in the Shower! Soapy Tits!
[5:01] NSFW
Buttwater is the Greatest Party Trick You'll Ever See People are
weird as shit NSFW
Weird Cable access porn show goes off the rails WTF Ah 70's porn,
pass the peyote (21:42) NSFW
Sexy amateur wife is awesome on date night I bet her husband
looks forward to date night A lot NSFW
31 Yahoo! Questions That Will Make You Give Up On People Full
of Trolls or just Fucking Idiots SFW
Victoria's Secret Angels Show Off NSFW Side In 'Interview' HOT GALLERY
NSFW
Avery Monsen Acting Reel - "Varsity Blues" Guy adds himself to
the Whip Cream scene in Varsity Blues SFW
Dirty teacher on webcam makes my pencil sticky She must have
a mile long line for teacher's pets (12:03) NSFW

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DOOGIE posted on 09/06/13 by Opie



Job Interview Prank that is Hilarious and Genius



Breaking Bad Meets Seinfeld



Why You Shouldn't Sag



Doakes was in Teen Wolf



Bully Gets Dropped!



Pet cows interrupt guy's deer hunt



A Cat Elevator



Why You Should Wear Your Seatbelt



Lady calls Joe Rogan Fat, Joe shuts her up



GET OFF YOUR FUCKING CELL PHONE!



Ahh he got a... Boner?



Topless Girls help Traffic Police with Speed Control in Denmark



Mega MILF Catalina Cruz Strips Down to Nothing



Vintage Busty Teen! Probably dead now though :(



HOLY SHIT!



Two chicks at the same time.



Keep that Whore on a LEASH!



Practice Dancing on the Pole

Joke

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.

"Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the Mass of people.

"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.

"Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just Eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"

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[NSFW] - Social Sex
[NSFW] - Perfect Ass
[ SFW ] - Way too funny
[NSFW] - Street Pole Dancing
[ SFW ] - Baby Cop Car Chase
[NSFW] - Cannabis Love.. Sexy!
[ SFW ] - Need some clean pee?
[ SFW ] - Dexter Finale Spoilers
[ SFW ] - Formula 1 Racing Game
[NSFW] - Cam Sex Tape (45:10)
[NSFW] - Bunch of titties be here
[NSFW] - That's a Big Ass! (31:49)
[ SFW ] - ROBOCOP - Official Trailer
[NSFW] - Beautiful Dylan Ryder (41:24)
[NSFW] - Lady Gaga Poses Nude For 'V'
[NSFW] - Chat with these sluts for free!
[NSFW] - Great Orgy by the pool (11:21)
[ SFW ] - If you are a smoker, watch this.
[NSFW] - Alexis Texas Is A Goddess (43:46)
[NSFW] - White chick shaking DAT ASS! (2:04)
[ SFW ] - Fake Professor on the First Day PRANK
[ SFW ] - A ship that goes all Titanic on purpose!
[NSFW] - Courtney Simpson is Hot As FUCK! (42:43)
[NSFW] - Young Tight Latinas - Amara Heart (28:32)
[NSFW] - This is some seriously hard core face abuse
[NSFW] - Ebony chick with some HUGE Titties (39:21)
[NSFW] - Sexy amateur wife is awesome on date night
[NSFW] - HEY LET'S DANCE IN OUR THONGS.. K (2:15)
[NSFW] - Mom catches daughter fucking herself on cam!
[NSFW] - Stripping down then dancing in the shower (7:50)
[NSFW] - Dude gets to fuck two Smokin' Hot Latinas (38:55)
[ SFW ] - From Bryan Cranston to Walter White in 120 seconds
[NSFW] - Jordan Carver On A Jet Ski is Too Sexy Not To Watch
[NSFW] - Girl Jumps to Her Death From a Hotel Window in Calgary
[NSFW] - Blonde girlfriend with a nice set of tits sucks her man off (3:01)
[NSFW] - Blonde With Great Natural Titties Pleasured By Boyfriend (43:33)
[NSFW] - Big Tit MILF Dolly Kumar gets a big cock deep into her pussy (47:46)
[NSFW] - Men Identifying as Al-Qaeda Behead Two Syrians *GRAPHIC POLICE*
[ SFW ] - Teen's amazing invention lets dog owners dispense treats over the Web
[ SFW ] - Armadillos as big as cars, crocodiles bigger than buses, six-ton mastodons and sabre-toothed tigers once shared the Earth with man in Latin America, scientists believe

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yippee posted on 09/04/13 by Opie



W.O.W (Compilation of Big Naturals)



Playful amateur chick lures boyfriend into bed by teasing



Her Tits are AMAZING!



Mandy has a Great Body



Her first Porn vid



She needs two dicks for DAT ASS!



Mother and Daughter (Seriously) via Webcam



Sexy Video Surprise



She ate a bunch of Gilberts (GIF)



FUUUU Fuck (GIF)



Jynx Maze fucked hard

Joke

The general says, "Alright, I'll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get over here!"

The private reports as ordered, "Yes sir?" The general says, "See that man over there? Kill him!" Without hesitating, the private kills the man. The general says, "See? That man has balls!"

The air marshal says, "That's nothing. AC, get over here!" The aircraftsman reports, "Yes, sir?" The air marshal says, "See that man over there? Kill him and then kill yourself." Without blinking, the aircraftsman pulls out his M-16 and blows away the guy, then turns the rifle on himself and unloads several rounds.

The air marshal says, "See? Now that man has balls!"

The admiral says, "That's nothing." He calls to a seaman high up on a tower, "Hey, seaman, jump off that tower!" The seaman answers, "Excuse me, sir?" The admiral repeats, "JUMP OFF THAT TOWER!" The seaman replies, "Go to hell, sir!"

The admiral says, "See? That man has balls and he's got brains too!"

IMAGE DUMP



Oh look, a Banana Phone Case



Yay for Cocaine!



Mad Skillz Yo



That Hertz



Ewok Dog



Yeah Hotel people, Get your shit together



The Roger Look



Jesus is back



It all makes sense now.



Nice feet



Look! A black Deer



Purple Bill Clinton haha



I bet they love them.



The Life of a T-Rex



Uh Oh



Just call it the Jewish Table



It's true

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[NSFW] - Social Sex
[NSFW] - Chat with her
[NSFW] - Almost a tittie
[NSFW] - Sexy Ass ASIAN!
[ SFW ] - Sucks To Be You!
[NSFW] - Nice Pussy (22:50)
[NSFW] - Naked British Babes
[ SFW ] - Lip Balm Anonymous
[NSFW] - Real Life Jessica Rabbit
[ SFW ] - Airborne Wars 2 (Game)
[ SFW ] - Need to pass a piss test?
[ SFW ] - Saddest poker hand ever?
[ SFW ] - Coyote Caught on a Fence
[NSFW] - More Beach Voyeur (35:59)
[ SFW ] - Reginald D Hunter on Batman
[NSFW] - Blonde with big titties (13:23)
[NSFW] - Latina MILF Gangbang (33:47)
[NSFW] - White chick shaking her Booty!
[NSFW] - Home Made ASIAN Porn (35:40)
[NSFW] - Women in Brazil have Perfect Asses
[NSFW] - Two Lesbians playing around (39:37)
[NSFW] - Two chicks at the same time (39:32)
[NSFW] - Teens make their first sex tape (10:37)
[NSFW] - The first porn shoot with Google Glasses
[NSFW] - Couple having sex in the Kitchen (15:50)
[NSFW] - Almost an hour of this amazing booty! (54:54)
[ SFW ] - Captain Kirk watches Miley Cyrus performance
[NSFW] - Sorority Teens Suck and Fuck at party (10:06)
[ SFW ] - Winners of the Red Bull Illume Photo Contest 2013
[NSFW] - Brunette gets her big tits creamed after sex (35:50)
[NSFW] - Chick agrees to fuck HR manager during job interview
[NSFW] - When it comes to fisting, these girls are ALL IN! (4:38)
[NSFW] - Tattooed babe with big tits gives a perfect headjob (7:01)
[NSFW] - People Desperately Rescue a Little Chinese Girl From a Lion's Mouth
[NSFW] - Man Gets Shot and Killed Trying to Get His Phone Back From a Robber
[ SFW ] - Girl Blows .341 After Trying to Jump on the Field During Iowa Game, Tweets #YOLO About It

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Labor Day Yay posted on 09/02/13 by Opie



This Is Why You Don't Make Your Own Electric Guitar



McNugget Rampage!



Remember when SNL used to be funny? (Jingleheimer Junction)



This Fish is an Artist



Watch out for that Big Ass Boulder! HOLY SHIT!



FUUUU said the Squirrel



A climbing machine that's powered by the user's own body



LEG DROP ON THE SLIDE! (GIF)



For all you Phone Pacers haha (GIF)



So funny (GIF)



Nope (GIF)



Cute Baby vs Vacuum Cleaner



Brunette amateur college student is Amazing



Bath Time Fun!



Brunette gets her big tits creamed after sex



Amateur Teen Brittany Likes Romantic Cowgirl



Ugly Dude Gets Two Smokin' Hot Babes!



Too Hot To Handle!

Joke

Nymphomaniac Convention

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat... As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston"

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name.."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

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[ SFW ] - Social Sex
[NSFW] - Cam Sluts!
[ SFW ] - Awesome shit
[NSFW] - Almost a tittie!
[NSFW] - Orgy Time! (57:27)
[NSFW] - Jizz Jugglers (58:20)
[ SFW ] - Baseball Trick PLay!
[ SFW ] - Yoga Pants Yummies
[NSFW] - Hot Tub Fun! (10:34)
[NSFW] - Beach Voyeur (35:59)
[NSFW] - Creampie Surprise (51:28)
[ SFW ] - The Smartphone Spy Lens
[ SFW ] - Need some clean pee pee?
[NSFW] - Super Hot Latin MILF (35:27)
[NSFW] - Camila has a perfect body! (26:45)
[NSFW] - Naked girlfriend gives a sexy blowjob
[ SFW ] - The Most Shocking Female Streakers
[ SFW ] - How to pluck a chicken in 14 seconds
[ SFW ] - Disney Channel Molds The Hottest Girls
[ SFW ] - Collect all the hidden objects. Fun Stuff
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