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» MLK Day is great. posted
on 01/17/05 by Opie
Aww this is so sad. Really sad. Yep.
Lock the door?
Since it's MLK day and all... (re-post)
Q: Why do black people only have nightmares?
A: Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
DAMN NIGGA!
Oh, and here's a nipple slip for ya..
- FFL -
- Um. All right.
- Cheap
Bastard.
- Turn
for the worse.
- Ebonics
translator.
- NEAT
O POLICE SITE!
- Lemon
chicken tattoo.
- Holy
shit! It's superman.
- The
new apple Ibrator.
- David
Hasselhoff rules.
- Who lives in Weed,
Cali?
- Insect
Recipes. Yummy.
- Jackson
jerks off little boys.
- Hottest
workout babe ever.
- Very
bad message to leave.
- Yes,
she's humping that door.
- The masturbating
bear rules.
- I've
found my new wallpaper.
- ASIAN
singles site or something.
- PETA
SAYS DON'T RIDE HORSES!
- Boy
do I love boy bands. Oh boy.
- Anyone
need a Land Cruiser / Tank?
- "Fuck
you Mom, WHAT? DRINK THIS!"
- Wild, Crazy, Bizarre and
Sexy Videos.
- I
wish I had a tail to whack people with.
- I
was hoping the dumbass would get hit.
- I'm
sure this site will have the new Paris video.
- If
you're a fan of deer, you'll enjoy this trophy site.
- The
retard just wanted his demo tape listened to!
- I
wonder how long the ASIAN club practiced this..
- Funny
story that proves fast food workers are idiots. (I bet that pissed a few
of you off)
» hayyyyyyyyyyyy posted on
01/14/05 by Opie
Quick post again, busy week. Mainly working on the forums. Also the forums
will stay open through Sunday then I'll close them for a few months.
So
go sign up
ANYWAY..
That's a big ass water balloon.
Shocking Tsunami video.
Soldiers having fun.
JOKE (A different version)
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference
between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your
brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and
tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford
for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could
really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt!
I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise
for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a million could buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially
and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three
million dollars. But, realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer.
- FFL -
- 3D
golf game.
- Free
cam girls.
- Jugglers
are cool.
- Sexy
ASS teaser.
- A
really hot chick.
- Ha..
Carl Winslow.
- Danny
Tanner rules.
- I
suck at this game.
- Damn
that Ups driver.
- Don't
tell lawyers any jokes.
- Ford's
"bank vault" city car.
- More
great stuff over at heavy.
- These
ASIAN people are weird.
- That
Tiffany Teen girl is pissed.
- When
a girl is this strong. Run.
- Try
to get the balls on each side.
- Like
watching girls shake their ass?
- Videos..
videos.. and more videos.
- Cameras
you're not suppose to see.
- He can
never get ahead in life now.
- Thigh
fucking? Just go jack off. Loser.
- Scroll down
to the bottom. "Do not eat.."
- I
was hoping some boobs would pop in.
- Girl
sucking penis and Death metal. Great.
- Hey look,
another cam whore with a nice ass.
- What the fuck is this?
You suck at the singing.
- Well,
Here's a bigger roller coaster coming to Six Flags.
- Notice
how all "rappers" thank god? Bling bling blastin niggaz.
- Nice
Looking Vagina! Imagine seeing this in your rear view mirror!
Good stuff (images etc..) coming at ya Monday.
» bums posted on 01/12/05 by
Opie
FYI X2: Friday's post will be late.
W.O.W? (Part 1 of her)
Don't worry ladies that don't enjoy W.O.W like the guys do. I have something
for you this week too. You can thank me by showing me your titties. Enjoy:
Ta da!
QUICK JOKE!!!!11
A female officer pulled over someone who was obviously a drunk driver.
The officer says "You are under arrest, Anything you say can and will be
held against you."
The drunk driver stutters and cries out "Boobs!"
I forgot to post this. Story
here
- FFL -
- Alias game.
- Oh.
My. God.
- Big
Boobies, WTF!
- Red
vs Blue. (Halo)
- This
guy got fried.
- 4
year old drummer.
- Human Virus Scanner.
- Karate
babes in bikinis.
- Gothic Football
League.
- The
llama song is great.
- Hey
man.. How's your head?
- Some
different photography...
- OK,
All fat people be more lazy.
- He
should open a towing business.
- I bet these guys get
all the chicks.
- Scroll
down and look at that tongue.
- Sexy
Girl Dancing on the Bed in Lingerie.
- The
jack-off record was broken again. Nuts!
- Tofu
Wrestling. (Girls) FYI: I still hate PETA.
- I remember
seeing this future Jordan on TV.
- They
filming Indiana Jones or something?
- Two
hot girls stripping and making out. Yay.
- You can't just
be a Christian.. Must be a true one.
- Stungun
your nuts and tongue. VERY GOOD IDEA.
- 420
ft roller coaster huh.. I'm suddenly black - Fuck dat.
» quick today posted on 01/11/05
by Opie
FYI: W.O.W will be posted around 1-2pm (CST)
"Supposedly the story behind this is: The guy had a bomb strapped to his
chest (over in Iraq or whatever) and was taken out by a .50 cal sniper round."
(E-mailed to me)
Captain Obvious suspects this may be graphic.
It's not real, just watch it.
Congratulations.
Let's play battleship on that girls face.
Um.. Well... Fishy.
JOKE
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying
two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the ranger who asks him for
his fishing license.
The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they
are my pets. Everyday I come down to the water and whistle and these lobster
jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the
day."
The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without
a license.
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then
watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water.
The warden, wide-eyed and intrigued, says, "Now whistle to your lobsters
and show me that they will come out of the water."
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?"
- FFL -
- The
Ring 2 trailer.
- CAM WHORE ALERT.
- Nice name
for a rock.
- Ashlee
Simpson Spoof.
- Madonna
giving head!
- Dungeons
and Dragons.
- Can you solve
the riddle?
- I really hate sites
like this.
- Condoms
for a Grandma.
- Midgets
are porn are great.
- Paris
sex tape #2 coming?
- Ancient
Chinese Birthing Chart.
- Summer
camp for bad-asses.
- Fear
Factor should use cats.
- Best
way to score a hockey goal.
- Some
old people are very stupid.
- Didn't
I post one of these? haha
- Dysfunctional
Family Circus Cartoons.
- Another flash
movie by rathergood.
- Don't
forget to get some free porn.
- UNDERSEA
MOUNTAIN STRAIGHT AHEAD.
- Rent-A-Midget
service is thinking big
- A
Fugitive hid in a store for months. Clever.
- What the fuck?
Oh it's a Uk domain.. Go figure.
- I hope
they do that 12 for a penny with this too.
- If
you're in the Black Panthers.. Better learn the rules ni....
- Cardstacker
Gallery. Reminds me of that Brady Bunch... Nevermind..
» ---------------- line posted
on 01/07/05 by Opie
Any base jumpers out there?
That would scare me.
Why the hell would you do this?
JOKE!
A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife
was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell
asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side. A couple
of minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!"
Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," he said
"cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?"
He replied, "The drugs are wearing off!"
IMAGES!!!!!!!!11
Can't wait.
So that's why..
This may be only funny to me..
Haha.. That duck is crazy.
I wish she had a third titty!
I love those livejournal sites. (Huge sarcasm alert)
LOL.
What bunny?
Um yeah.
- FFL -
- Nice pc mod.
- Tickle
tickle.
- Soundboards.
- Brace Yourself!
- Boobies
or butts?
- 20k
snow.. Fuck.
- NINJA
Duster. Sold.
- This
looks like fun.
- Funny
smartass clip.
- This
made me laugh.
- This
is a bad ass car!
- A
tooth saved his life?
- Mandy
Moore's nipples.
- Whatcha lookin
at Anna?
- Jessica
Alba in a hot bikini.
- Killers
whales are the devil.
- Don't laugh future
hell goer.
- Aggression
part one. (Graphic)
- Shoot
cans while you're drunk.
- If
you like naked girls, go here.
- Funniest
commercials of 2004.
- A
met a girl online once. Crazy.
- More ghost
videos. I call bullshit.
- I'd
love to see this deer up close.
- Back
win Michael was actually cool.
- Please
tell me this is a joke. Heidi no.
- Pet abuse!.. It's just
a site that reports it.
- Execution
of a 16 year old girl. (Old date)
- Yeah,
ditch the bitch before you get rich.
- Two
chicks fighting in the water in bikinis.
- Holy
shit, check out the dress she's wearing!
- Video search at yahoo.
I was looking for porn.
- You
might wear your mouse out on this game.
- Man,
we have a great justice system in the US.
- There
must be something wrong with this truck.
- "STEVEN"
Disney is at it again. Fuck off and die.
- Swap
the frogs, pretty easy unless you're retarded.
- The Olympics of Drunken
Embarrassment. (Good stuff)
- Titty
slap fight. (This was on target, but they removed it)
» I'm a wal*mart shopper posted
on 01/05/05 by Opie
W.O.W time...
I need to go watch Varsity Blues now.
QUICK Q AND A
Q: What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?
A: Tiger Woods has a better driver.
In case you missed Ashlee getting booed off stage.
Uh oh.. This count as animal cruelty?
HOLY SHIT!
I wonder if the driver lived?
JOKE!
A first grade teacher wanted to help her students learn black history so
one Thursday, she told them that she would read them some famous quotes
and whoever could guess who said it could stay home from school the next
day.
The first one she read was, "By any means necessary." Hands shot up. "Yes,
Leroy, can you tell me who said that?" "Malcom X." "That's right," said
the teacher, "You may go home now, and you don't have to come to class tomorrow."
The next one was, "I have a dream." Again, dozens of little black hands
went up. "Yes, Shaquita, do you know who said that?" "Martin Luther King,
Jr." "Why yes, that's right, you can go home early and skip school tomorrow
also."
From the back of the classroom came a disgusted voice, "You god damn niggers
make me fucking sick." The teacher ran to the back of the room and screamed,
"Who said that!?"
The little White boy jumped out of his chair and headed for the door, saying
on his way out, "David Duke. See ya Monday, bitch!"
Plug: Sign
up, complete 1 free trial offer (Blockbuster, eFax and StarClub Rewards
are easy), refer some friends to do the same and you get a free digital
camera or $325 Check/Paypal.
DAMN NIGGA!
- FFL -
- What
a clever girl.
- Chinatown
Badboys.
- Don't
get hustled kids.
- Hot
girls on web cams.
- Jessica
Simpson gallery.
- Canada Bashing is
funny.
- A
good reason not to race.
- Very
sexy women here.. Grrr.
- Racist games
and other flash.
- Unidentified
body search page.
- Any
Bill Hicks fans out there?
- Meet
some hot girls by typing!
- How to dress all EMO..
Weirdos
- Since
when do "goths" like sports?
- I got the wrong impression
on this site.
- I
LOVE NIGGER COCK. This girl is funny.
- 2005
Winter Special Olympics Commercial.
- Why
would someone want this type of doll.
- Clubbing
babes getting ready for the night.
- OK,
who stole this lady's remote to her brain?
- Half-life 2 owners
might want to try out this mod.
- Good
to know old women can still BE FUCKING CRAZY.
- It's
a shame that a story was even written about this.
- Maxi pads
are the most disgusting thing ever invented.
- This
should get a laugh out of you. Bows and arrows hahaha
- Nice
Looking Vagina! Imagine seeing this in your rear view mirror!
» New year.. and stuff posted
on 01/03/05 by Opie
Assassination of JFK:
First before I even get into this, I'm not even going to go into all the
"Conspiracy" stuff involved in this. I just post what's submitted and this
was submitted a few months ago. It may not even be real.
With the video that was submitted, a bunch of other pictures were included
(Graphic aftermath etc..) but you can head over to rotten.com or something
to see all that.
The clip of him getting shot. (No sound)
Lee Harvey Oswald (Man charged with the murder)
Now to a little bit of funny stuff..
Ha.. just watch and listen.
Not sure what they did, but it was pretty.
You pissed? I'm pissed. Let's piss everyone else off.
JOKE
This man and this woman are riding next to each other in first class.
The man sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can't
believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his wang and wipes
the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such
a rude person exists. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He
takes his wang out and wipes the tip off.
The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three
times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your
pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?"
The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very
rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The woman then says, "Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?"
The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."
Kirsten's titties.
Rumor has it that this has happened before.. Weird.
- FFL -
- Smart
ass.
- Brace Yourself!
- Um,
great pics..
- Ninja Pizza
Delivery.
- Two
birds one idiot.
- Kangaroos
are crazy.
- Pretty
cool war game.
- Another
funny rocky skit.
- Tsunami
aftermath photos.
- Poor
Anna. She lost millions.
- This site is retarded.
I like it.
- Spiderman...
The flash movie.
- I
popped a boner to this chick.
- What
a bunch of nice whores.
- Who
was gay on your birthday.
- I
want her as my maid. Thanks.
- Yep, this
even grosses me out.
- Hey
guys.. She eats everything.
- Anything with
fart noises is funny.
- Read
the review on this stun gun.
- More
of that girl with crazy titties.
- Flashing
your friends boobs..priceless.
- Stupid
doesn't even fit these dorks.
- Does
your computer play random music?
- Another
link to the Team America sex scene.
- Fly-eating
robot powers itself. Cool beans.
- People
with downs should not be in porn. OK?
- Fedex
is coming up with some funny commercials.
- Hey, this robot
can jog. (Kind of late news to some)
- She
found god. I call bullshit, I mean look at those titties.
- I
can't believe it's British soldiers doing this.. I really can't. REALLY!
- Did
this guy get fired off the Lifetime channel? (2nd vid on the right)
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